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Messages Passed ON
What I liked most...: So everyone is aware, I have passed the comments and the link to this website to Evolution so they know how much of an impact they had on your holidays! Bobby
What I cared for least...:
Snoopys!!!!
What I liked most...: Does anyone know what is happening at Snoopys??? Has Jase really left???
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tenerife
What I liked most...: hi mcr pete! i'm going in june but just for a coupla wks and cant wait!!
What I cared for least...:
Jason from snoopys
What I liked most...: Is it Jason Lee that has left snoopys?
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The Cally Bar, Place 2 Be
What I liked most...: I loved the cally bar!, best bar out there. I was there July last year and I really wanna get a job in there as a bar maid any ideas how I go about that???
What I cared for least...: Nothing
snoopy's
What I liked most...: Snoopy's was the best, jason is soo funny and his and rosie's song is just the best!!! I liked the chinese flower seller too she was really funny!! Jason's left now though :(:(... But it was great there i went there every night and it was brilliant the whole time!
What I cared for least...: Them hair braiders going "hair brading?!"
ChAzZii3e--x 24-02-2007 (03:41)
snoopys the place to be
What I liked most...: jase, rosie n bax made my holiday, they were fantastic made us feel so welcome but oh soooo drunk.went there for my hen weekend and had v best time eva. keep up v good work ur bar rocks. we hope to c u again sum day..... thanx again
What I cared for least...: laguna park 2 wat a crap place u cant speak wiv out gettin in trouble and v showas... dont get me started. the only negative to our holiday wat a dive.
tenerife in june
What I liked most...: cant wait to head back there ths summer, always love being in americas especially to see evolution and will pop in to see jason and co at some point too, with every1 else raving about em and i've never met em b4 would ya believe it!!
What I cared for least...: theres nothing to dislike about the place, luv it every year!!
Looking for Magnificent 7
What I liked most...: Hi, I was in Tenerife a few years back and met a mad bunch of guys, called themselves the Magnificent 7. Used to be in Bonkers most nights. Would love to catch up with them.
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Leonardos
What I liked most...: Hi, have been to Tenerife loads! Lovin the Wild Boyz in Leonardo's, not only are they fab singers, they are hillarious and fit!! Does Leonardos have a website??
What I cared for least...: Nothing, I love the place and always will!!
Helly Welly 14-02-2007 (17:55)
Great Holiday
What I liked most...: The friendly atmosphere of Callao Salvaje. It was like home from home at the Buzzin Bar, where we had our breakfast every morning. Best Breakfast and a great price.
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another great hols with snoopys
What I liked most...: hi all great time once again, new staff rosie n becs well done. well jason wot can i say you put us through 2 weeks of pure fun ha ha. wait till you com to sunny scunny u gonna pay big time. keep smiling as always. luv you as a son jason xxxxx ps dont forget the recoding please
What I cared for least...: saying goodbye to you all again.
jane n alley plus scunny crew xxx 11-02-2007 (09:15)
brannigans bar
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beckii :) 09-02-2007 (11:11)
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GOING SOON!!
What I liked most...: Going back soon and wondering if stevie c is still there playing in Kick? And if DJ James is still at the BUS STOP?
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What I liked most...: stayed in the santa maria above the beehive lovely clean place best of all was the nights in the beehive with angelo, ceaser, andy , nick and dj simon what lovely people making a great night welcoming also till 5 am grrrrrrrrreat
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GOING SOON!!
What I liked most...: Going back soon and wondering if stevie c is still there playing in Kick? And if DJ James is still at the BUS STOP?
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Luvin it
What I liked most...: The fab bars we went to at christmas. Love the cabaret especially JAXX shes amazing and BWB. Hope to go again in June/July.
What I cared for least...: going home. already planning on living there.
Dragon 28-01-2007 (09:15)
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What I cared for least...: There was nothing to care for least except when snoopies shuts so does the chippy an pizza place over the road haha! Other than that its brilliant!
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What I liked most...: i loved the music and the way jason done it it was fab cant wait till next year coming back christams and new year bring some more people with me and vicky !!!
What I cared for least...: all of em jason brill rose fab and other kl miss u guys had the time off my life and exspecially my b-day thanks for singing happy b-day hahaxx
snoopys pub here i come !!!!
What I liked most...: was wen me mam was goin up 2 do irish dancen 4 jason n fell on the up on the stage haha...if u hav it on the serect camera u should but on the website!! watch out 4 part 2 in june 2007 !!! SNOOPYS PUB HERE WE COME...MAKE SURE THE DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE ..HAHA
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TOM KEENAN
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What I cared for least...: The laguna Park it was disgusting
abs fab!
What I liked most...: livin there n working 4 first choice! best summer of my little life so far!!!
What I cared for least...:
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What I liked most...: We went back to visit snoopys pub this november and had just as much fun as the year before - even with Dean (bless him) and Debs missing it was still great - Jase just knows how to make everyone welcome and his patience with some of the customers was great - Dean popped in a couple of times whilst we were there and it was nice to see that he still joins in the fun - We will be coming back again next November!!!
What I cared for least...: Managing to loose Jase and spending ages looking for him with Dave!!!
Sam & Jilly 27-12-2006 (15:12)
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What I liked most...: jason, rosie, zeus and bex we loved you all and are looking forward to coming back we have really good photos for the website and will be sent in the next couple of week miss you all loads and cheers for making the our holiday the best xxxxxxxxxxxx
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What I liked most...: LIVIN THERE HAVIN A LAUGH AND WORKIN,OOO YAAAAAAAAAAAAA.WORKED IN BONKERS FOR OVER A YEAR.WHAT A FUCKIN LAUGH
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A place you'll ever forget!
What I liked most...: The people are all so welcoming and the atmosphere is great. The Pr's Were all so friendly and helpful along the strip and around Starco's. A place I will going back to in a few months as I really miss it now I'm back!
What I cared for least...: Hated having to come home and leaving behind all the good friends I made. Does anyone know if the doorman Johnathon/John is still in the reef??? Used to work in Busby's!!
The Northen Gals 26-12-2006 (07:21)
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Snoppy's Pub Tenerife
What I liked most...: Thanks to Jason, Rose ,Jesus & Bex for the best entertainment in any bar in Tenerife as said b4 they go out of their way to welcome you something for everyone it is also safe. Best to Debbie & Dean x
What I cared for least...: Coming home to Scotland late November from 30 degrees to 4 degrees wind & driving rain hope to cu again next year
John & Mary 22-11-2006 (12:28)
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MARKY BOY AND TALIA 30-10-2006 (16:31)
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how many have do jason
What I liked most...: jason come on like he fab sexy and all that so how many has do him
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marky bob 19-10-2006 (19:02)
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Anne, Eric, Claire, Mick & BABY Jessica. 15-10-2006 (19:04)
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Darren. 14-10-2006 (07:48)
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Snoopy's pub!
What I liked most...: everything, like usual! thanks for a wicked time again, as always Jason! its a shame Debs and Dean have both gone, but Jason is still rockin the place!!
What I cared for least...: Leaving as always!!!
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TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: TOM KEENAN now playing at MONACO RESTAURANT Puerto Col�n in front of the beach!!
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walter 26-09-2006 (11:33)
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What I liked most...: Cant believe that debs has left, the place wont b the same without her. Just like to wish her the best of luck whatever she is doing now and hopefully will see her around when we come back to tenerife later in the year. Only wish we could have said goodbye! Good Luck and all the best for thr future XX
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife Gal 19-09-2006 (12:20)
Debbie from Snoopys
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What I cared for least...:
top place
What I liked most...: well how all i have to say snoopys is the top place to go we had a fab time six of us went and they just made the holidays so thanks all see you al soon sarah and the rest
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Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: Have been in Tenerife 7 years. We always go to see Tom Keenan but he has moved around the Playa America's bars a lot lately. Does anyone know where he is now? We will be going in the middle October. Hope for reply here!
What I cared for least...:
Swedish Ingela 11-09-2006 (19:32)
garfield is the best
What I liked most...: everyone in garfields thanks 4 the fab time made us feel at home wish i was still there (blondies still at it lol ) everyone says hi hopefully we will b back out soon 2 see u all ,say hi 2 rhian and the girls and ur dad. hey ash hows it goin swimming was good lol get in touch at [email protected]
What I cared for least...: nothing loved it all gutted im home and the mess i was in on the plane lol
pics
What I liked most...: hey anyone no how 2 put ur pic on snoopys page
What I cared for least...:
snoopys homepage
What I liked most...: snoopys homepage is www.snoopyspub.co.uk
What I cared for least...:
meath
What I liked most...: has any1 got snoopys homepage address
What I cared for least...:
snoopys
What I liked most...: hey jason its gary and rest of meath had aball so keep in touch me and sarah heading back in nov cant wait
What I cared for least...:
snappys... ur 2 blame 4 me needin a diet
What I liked most...: the food of course!!! and the jugs of pina colada. Works much better drinkin thru a straw. The young girls who work there are really friendly and like a laugh
What I cared for least...: the yomely bar being gone.. had some wild times in there. Remember the puppy Sue... u no u love dogs.
rosalia 02-09-2006 (11:16)
pleasantly surprised at columbus
What I liked most...: the spanish lady who did the bingo and organised the water polo. She was hilarious.. 69 69 69 69 69!!!!! wakey wakey no touchy touchy... flanagans, an old haunt of mine... will always feel at home there.. Hola Tony!!!!
What I cared for least...: the women trying to get my daughter to have her hair braided... the lift that kept breaking down.. coming home to dull, cold boring high wycombe
Everywhere and Anywhere
What I liked most...: Let me see, where shall I start. Oro Negro (great for old people)ok though especially the friendly barstaff Fernando, Pepe, Juan, Manuel and a few others but I can,t remember the names - it was a while ago. Not forgetting Cashman, Eric Estrada and Monkey (who chased me with a fork up the stairs)frightened the life out of me. Barbeque nights were fab, loads of jugs of sangria. Most nights out were spent at Flanagans (Cocktails and dreams) where the bar staff were VERY friendly - especially after closing time (if you know what I mean!!!!)DJ was nice too. (Shaz remembers him - don't you)Bet he wondered where his record of Atmosphere by Russ Abbott went to.
What I cared for least...: Palm tree's that cut you to ribbons when you fall into them after having a few too many (Shaz). Steps up to Crows nest. Parking outside Conquistador. Missing the fiesta that night and going on the back of Fidel's moped across the desert. Being scared of that monkey bloke and getting caught by the security bloke at the Oro Negro one night.Falling in the sea one night and losing an earring. (Gutted)Saying goodbye......
agarabina.co.uk 02-09-2006 (00:19)
Snoopy�s Bar
What I liked most...: we loved sexy jason and basically everything about the place!Just wished we had got our hands on his pink truncheon!hahaha!
What I cared for least...: People not joining in...BORING!!!!!! and going home of course!!!!missing you already see you next year!!!
ON THE LOOK OUT!!!
What I liked most...: HI DOES ANYONE KNOW SIMON WHO DJS IN THE BEEHIVE (TORVISCAS)??
What I cared for least...:
B x x x 29-08-2006 (21:01)
snoopys bar -barking mad time
What I liked most...: the welcome from the staff dean debbie jason.They made us feel so at ease with their warm greeting,great service and lot of music,shows and all round pxxx taking to make you part of the show.we hope to see you all again. love Kevin Angie Jessica. CORK and MANCHESTER
What I cared for least...: laughing and singing so much I forgot to yawn and missed my free shot.
Nights 2 remember
What I liked most...: The best shows in playa de las americas.Great bar and the staff put 150 per cent into making u have a good time especially when they get u to dress up as mother theresa, eh jase? cheers to Debs and Dean for pouring me some wicked drinnks.Cant wait 2 go back so see you all in december.Keep up the good work.
What I cared for least...: Leaving some great friends behind and comming back to lots of rain.
snoopys!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: jason and debs!!! 2 ofthe coolest ppl :) havent c'n u two in 2 yrs but i'll be back! that nite in ur appartment,,,,,, hella funny!!!! all the gang had a gr8 time this yr, linda,git,nerissa,gemma,betty n the rest all said hey! jason n debs,keep in touch (",)
What I cared for least...: aint nothin bad about snoopys!
snoopys bar
What I liked most...: defo goin to snoopys an singin wid jason an meetin loads of new peeps in tha hotel
What I cared for least...: !!!the toilets!!!
SNOOPY's
What I liked most...: Jason at snoopys bar cos he is the funniest guy i've ever met, a great entertainer.We go back every year 2 see all the staff. What a great place 2 be!! Loved it and we always do...highly recommended!
What I cared for least...: Sayin bye 2 Jason and Debs...and not returning this year =(
Wendy,Neil, Adie, ginger Reece 16-08-2006 (14:22)
cant wait`
What I liked most...: living out there for 4 months working in wikikkis for a month as a PR in 2004 cant wait heading out again for 2 weeks oct 10-25 bosch! anyone who knew me drop a line! also meetin sam and mark from pop idol and my darking kerain hope your still singing x
What I cared for least...: the bugs
I ve been to tenrife 12 times
What I liked most...: the swimming pools the beaches and the hotels are clean and hygenic the maids dnt steal from u haha erm like coming here evry year for a nice relaxing holiday
What I cared for least...: this year there has been lots of construction areas that have disturbed the holiday in little ways but not much the atmospheir has also changed for the previous years
rebekah 14-08-2006 (16:24)
chicken king!!!
What I liked most...: i loved chicken king most of all! the nice food n sexy waitors does anyone no if there is a phone number to ring to get intouch with chicken king?
What I cared for least...: the cocroaches
Hannah 12-08-2006 (23:50)
Ripped-off
What I liked most...: Everything except the camera rip-offs. I bought a DVxJVC digital camera believing it to be genuine JVC product.Would appreciate help with finding address of this phoney company.
What I cared for least...:
Score!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Everything,especially Ali,the gorgeous African guy who used to work in Busbys...believe me it was worth the wait!
What I cared for least...: Pablo...the dream was much better than the reality!!!
Lush Lips 09-08-2006 (14:16)
gonna miz jason {4 jason}
What I liked most...: i loved da dance of me n jason had 4 me b-day in me memories 4 eva:):):)....... also loved everything dat had jason in it!!!.love da cd ya made i love it love it;p...ps really hope ta come back 2 tenerife next year just ta c jason.... love ya ta bits jason
What I cared for least...: da only thing i did'n like was wen da best pub in tenerife cloased 4 da nite da only thing i did'n like was wen da best pub m tenerife closed 4 da nite:(:(:(.... n wen i had 2 go home
savannah 09-08-2006 (13:47)
Had a brilliant time
What I liked most...: The atmosphere, the people, the fit doormen and especially the clubs.
What I cared for least...: Having to come back to boring old London.
wiked
What I liked most...: the wizerd of tos
What I cared for least...:
SNOOPYS
What I liked most...: Dean, jason,all the staff made you feel most welcome.. Dean worked so hard..(Dean tried to email you, it won't send so please eamil to us email encl..) (Jan and Dave Lpool)
What I cared for least...:
bayview bar
What I liked most...: once again listening to the fantastic johnny kelly doing his elvis tribute show also listening to julie kelly who is also very good and makes you feel very welcome, nice place to spend your evenings
What I cared for least...: being ill and not being able to finish off my holiday the way i wanted to
Scotland Girls -Tenerife 06
What I liked most...: We most liked Jumpin Jacks- all the Staff were so friendly. As we are into our hip-hop we loved Rags and Busbys. The Cally Bar was ace and we lived just above the Scots Corner in Puerto Colon so that was great for the hangover cure!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: The Pr's that wouldnt take no for an answer!!! We know their only doin their job but its well annoying!!
Scotland Girls 23-07-2006 (17:23)
SCOTCH CORNER A WEE DIAMOND!!
What I liked most...: We loved all the grub at Scotch Corner and spent our entire 2 weeks eating there, that may sound a bit sad but there is so much choice you could have something different every night if you want. My favourite bar far was the Mince and Tatties but my wife loved the Chilli and also the breakfasts were spot on (All good Stuff). The staff were great and really helpful, the boss even booked us on a boat trip and saved us nearly 50 euros. All in all Scotch Corner is definatly worth a visit!!
What I cared for least...: We didnt like the usual timeshare reps but learnt a wee trick just tell them you are a property owner and they will leave you alone, nice one!!
Billy and Sandra McGregor 23-07-2006 (13:55)
Snoopy's Bar
What I liked most...: The staff:- Jase, Debbie, Dean & Jose. They really made me feel welcome and it was the best atmosphere ever!!! Jase is a true star. Luv you all guys x x x
What I cared for least...:
Leonardos and Mett Bar
What I liked most...: The staff here are great really friendly, big hello to big Verne,dj dan. The wild boyz perform here and they are great enetertainment. Best place to start off your night,we use to meet up with the reps at leonardos then head on to bonkers. Our reps were the best ever lloyd,matt,ben,chris(bright eyes),darren,donna,craig.Yous are the best. Mett bars great to the dj encourages you to dance on chairs.Music is fab and the PR's greg and cheeky r great.
What I cared for least...: Coming home,would love to work out in las americas.
fitzpatricks + veronicas
What I liked most...: loved the boys of EVOLUTION, thought they were ace and I saw them with my sister virtually every night of the 2wks we were there!! the boys played fantastic music from artists like u2, bon jovi, a bit of madonna in their own style and loads more! Sean was brilliant at accoustic and he played a fantastic duo with James aswell who went down a treat just as much. Every night we were there, they brought the house down and every1 loved em!! As for Veronicas Strip, I recommend the pub next to Jumping Jacks (something with 'velvet' in it i think!!!) theres also crows nest at the other end of the strip and its upstairs. if you get the right dj you'll get some brilliant music :-)
What I cared for least...: the pr's who drove me and my sister round the bend, trying to pull us into their pub every night!! we should have expected it when we were there last year!
comin bak............so watch it
What I liked most...: jason put on a lil show lmfao big time!!! i luved it lol he put on music an mimed it mah fave woz probz da lee evans 1 or da "it should've been me!" honestly he deserves an oscar or w/e! erm... i went on karaoke an sang rabbit (rabbit rabbit rabbit) an i had 2 collect 10 euros coz dey all wanted me 2 do it agen...o an i collected it up in a cap. got 2 keep it dat woz da best. Da music dere rulez tho! i am a raver so u no i woz luvin da songs he plays dey r gr8! i fink he shud get sum dj Rankin. we go tenerife every year so we will b bak...uve bn warned. wen im 16 an get 2 bring a m8 on hols wiv me ill b dwn dere every nite no doubt!
What I cared for least...: erm...probz...erm...i dno actually it woz all gd. altho i did get a bit scared wen jason (i fink dats his name) started flirtin wiv sum dude. it woz lyke...alryte m8 calm dwn uve had a couple but 4 christs sake his got a bird on his shoulder. very strange yet somehow amusing dancing tho. ...awkward silence...
the cally bar
What I liked most...: we loved the cally bar,dj marty plays some decent music, cheap dring and the hot guys. its tucked away in a wee corner in veronicas next to jumping jacks but u need to find it.
What I cared for least...: coming home and cloudy skies for about 9 days out of 14!!!
Somebody, help me, please!
What I liked most...: Fitzpatrick's bar on the La Playa de Las Americas is the greatest place! "The Evolution" was wonderful! They played the most nice english songs in my opinion. Especially "Smooth", "American Pie", "Losing my religion", etc. Gentlemen, you were inimitable!
What I cared for least...: It's a pity, that there aren't any wines and liquer "Kahlua". We are tired sometimes of Martini and tonic. "-) It's very sad, that I forgot to tell Sean (lead and acoustic guitar player) my contacts. Somebody, if you'll see him soon, please, ask to write me! It's very important for me!! Thank you very much!
SNOOPYS!!!
What I liked most...: what we liked most... snoopys, without a doubt the best bar on the island,we were in there everynight, jay, dean and all the bar staff r a brilliant laugh, these guys made our holiday will definately be goin back to see them, NICE ONE GUYS LOVE U ALL XX
What I cared for least...: what we cared for least.. going home!
brannigans
What I liked most...: lee you are a star
What I cared for least...: having to leave
tom keenan
What I liked most...: tom keenan and keybordplayer Miguel are great. Now they are playing during the summer in the MONACO restaurant in Torviscas playa
What I cared for least...: the timeshare people
BEST BAR BY FAR
What I liked most...: LOVELY FRIENDLY PEOPLE RUNNING THE PENNY FARTHING ON PALOMA BEACH. SUPER KARAOKE EVERY NIGHT.POPPY'S A STAR!!
What I cared for least...: CLOSING TIME.
GOLDENSPURS. 13-06-2006 (22:16)
Tenerife
What I liked most...: I just love tenerife all 2 together hopefully goin bk in Nov 2006 + if any 1 know if there any new pub in veronicas then email me !!
What I cared for least...: i dunno
SCOTCH CORNER SAN EUGENIO
What I liked most...: SCOTCH CORNER IS THE BEST WEE BAR IN TENERIFE, IAN AND CARA AND ALL THE STAFF REALLY MADE OUR HOLIDAY, THE GRUB WAS FANTASTIC ESPECIALLY THE SCOTTISH BREAKFAST AND MINCE N TATTIES. I WOULD HIGHLY RECOMMEND A VISIT TO THIS BAR ON YOU HOLS YOU WONT REGRET IT!!
What I cared for least...: HAVIN TO COME BACK HOME AND COOK FOR THE FAMILY AGAIN!!
JOHN, LINDA AND GIRLS 12-06-2006 (14:29)
THE BEST WEE BAR IN TENERIFE
What I liked most...: IAN CARA AND ALL THE STAFF MADE OUR HOLIDAY, THE FOOD WAS FAB ESPECIALLY THE SCOTTISH BREAKFAST AND THE M INCE N TATTIES, LOVED EVERY MINUTE IN THEIR WEE PUB!!
What I cared for least...: HAVIN TO GO HOME AND COOK FOR THE FAMILY!!
JOHN, LINDA AND GIRLS 12-06-2006 (14:24)
living it up
What I liked most...: loved everything about this hol that much booked to go again in sept,turned an alcholic but slowly coming off it,dj in rags is fit and gonna marry me one day just got to tell him but thats why i am going back.keep ya all posted
What I cared for least...: sleeping and eating
Lovin Tenerife!!!
What I liked most...: Michael on the door of shenanigans at the patch mmm!! the dj from rags who also works in the soul suite. had some brilliant nights, just wish i could remember more of them!
What I cared for least...: rip off taxi drivers, lucky lucky men!!
Leanne x x 06-06-2006 (19:33)
Veronica's
What I liked most...: being in Yates bar and meeting Dee who lives on the island selling timeshares - and is without a doubt the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen!!
What I cared for least...: not taking Dee's number so I can take her for dinner when she comes back to do teaching in the uk......if anyone knows her that is.........
Branigans
What I liked most...: The barman who works at Branigans from Birmingham - SO unbelievably fit (and he knows it!)
What I cared for least...: Only pulling him on my last night so I couldn't go back for more! Also having to stick out a four hour flight with a major hangover...not good!
TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: TOM KEENAN now playing at MONACO RESTAURANT Puerto Col�n in front of the beach!!
What I cared for least...:
walter 05-06-2006 (16:20)
BEWARE OF GETTING SPIKED!
What I liked most...: The weather!
What I cared for least...: Getting my drink spiked in EDWARDS BAR NEXT TO YATES in playa de las americas!!!
spiked person 02-06-2006 (21:25)
Beach house
What I liked most...: Beach house and the barman jejejej and the boys who were in the street Tommo and Ian.Tenerife is the best place in the world!!! I want a work there :(
What I cared for least...:
Leonardo's Bar, Wild Boyz
What I liked most...: I loved the wild boys, did anybody buy the cd with there songs if so email me please on [email protected], as there is a song on there i would really like. Goign again next year can't wait.
What I cared for least...: The lucky lucky men
puta de tenerife
What I liked most...: oh yeah me and jase got somethin in common we love co*ks and me and deb love gettin mingin xx
What I cared for least...: day after hang over b4 work not good
puta de tenerife
What I liked most...: everything
What I cared for least...: scratch cards timeshare
we'r coming back soon because............
What I liked most...: that every1 was so nice. we made soooo many friends that we didn't wana leave. jason, gorgeous deano, dean &debbie; wer brilliant honestly u cudn't meet such nicer people. we luv u all. XXXXXXXXXX ps jason can sing so any1 reading this thinking of singing but no1 2 sing with he's ur man.
What I cared for least...: leaving tenerife, it was hard saying bye 2 every1.
TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: TOM KEENAN is playing now at the CARPE DIEM above the Hyde Park Corner in playa de las americas!!!
What I cared for least...:
walter 23-05-2006 (17:18)
garfeilds is the best
What I liked most...: everthing garfeilds ash roger and pat
What I cared for least...: people selling time shares
I LOVED TENERIFE AND SPECIALLY WAIKIKI !
What I liked most...: Everything, veronicas strip is good but waikiki is the best place to be, good music and nice place.I like las americas, everithing was perfect.
What I cared for least...: nothing!!
wish we was still there
What I liked most...: what we liked most is how friendly yhe bar staff wewe and how sexy jay was. we really got to know him and he sang with us and we will really miss it.tha bar was the best and we didnt want to be anywhere else.
What I cared for least...: the people back in england.
sam and lisa 10-05-2006 (13:20)
Fitzpatrick's bar Evolution band!
What I liked most...: Evolution of cousre :D !It was unreal group! Nice boys with beutifull voices!:)They are singing really well!If smb knows about that group smth,or heard them, please write me.. :)!
What I cared for least...:
Beware of the Tenerife south's taxi drivers!
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: Beware of the Tenerife south's taxi drivers! If you take a taxi in Los cristianos and you go until "las veronicas" taxi stop (in Las Americas) you still are inside the Arona municipality. So the taxi driver must have the fare 1(cheaper). During the route all the taxi drivers change it to the fare 3 (very expensive). You must be on the alert. Remember, the Arona municipality, where los cristianos is, finishes at Mc Donald's in las Americas, opposite of the "las veronicas" taxi stop and in all that route the fare should be 1.
davidsekam 03-05-2006 (11:15)
the glasgow girlz!
What I liked most...: everything!!! Is any1 goin mid october this year? if u r email me [email protected] x
What I cared for least...: Looky Looky asda price men!
plz read
What I liked most...: snoopys bar iz great fun especially jason hes mad!!!
What I cared for least...:
hannah 15-04-2006 (22:54)
johnny kelly
What I liked most...: still the top entertainer in tenerife does a fantastic elvis tribute show that that elvis himself would be proud of.he will do his best to sing any elvis song you request,also one of the nicest guys you can meet.you will find him singing in the bayview bar in costa adeje
What I cared for least...: having to leave
i loved tenerife
What I liked most...: i love tenerife altogether and all of it
What I cared for least...: the taxi drivers trying to rip you off its a scandal but just watch them they try to be fly but we knew what they were doing and hi to jason,debbi/dean its the scottish couple who are always in and the one who gave you the teddies this year katie and nicole
snoopys
What I liked most...: snoopys bar was great had a brill time went their every night top bar on the island dean jay and debbie all a good laugh would recomend to any one spend all your time their you wont regret it cant wait to go back and meet up with them again
What I cared for least...: going home had a last drink with all in snoopys before getting the coach back at 9:30 pm to the airport
a bit o' sniff
What I liked most...: bookin my tickets to go this sep
What I cared for least...: the fact i aint been yet :( PS can someone tell me if i can get a bit o' sniff ; )out there, or is it booze and faggz all da the way !! cheers
london biiiaatch 04-04-2006 (02:20)
clubs
What I liked most...: pubs, clubs, shopping, sunbathing . . . !! hearing loads about brannigans. must have had my eyes shut in cos I saw every other club apart from!! is it at v's strip?
What I cared for least...: going back home!
does anyone know the phone number for snoopys bar
What I liked most...: everything
What I cared for least...: nothing
snoopys bar
What I liked most...: me n my sis went last august and are just about to go back, with our fiancee's who we both met in snoopys! jus wanted to thank all th staff for being so welcoming to our dutch lads!!! spent almost every night in that bar it was amazing. dean ur a class act, but dont hit on my sis again!!! jus kiddin. jason u truly are a star.
What I cared for least...: coming home
kate and emma. (twinky and blinky!) 28-03-2006 (18:18)
brannigans bar
What I liked most...: yes greg still works in brannigans i was meetin him.hes gorgeous. Is anyone looking to move there? i am sometime this year!
What I cared for least...: nothing brannigans is the best an all the staff remember me coz go there bout3timeds a year ur all gr8.
the scunny crew
What I liked most...: we all loved the fantastic entertainment performed by the ace staff jason, dean & debs. especially jasons friday night special(which he performed for us the night we left mon) not good when u are flying home 3 hours later. great time had by all, already booked in for next year same time. jason sarah having a boy but not calling him noah sorry. luv u all xxxxxxxx
What I cared for least...: the yawning drink (hey debs thats nasty stuff). also the big pink truncheon (ouch)got pics of the bruises on my bum to prove it.
snoopys pub
What I liked most...: when i was on holiday with my fiance and our freands we didnt no ane1 or ane where but when we found snoopys pub we had alot of frends and felt very welcoming, it was funny there and der was alot of things to do fo4r entertainment, the people der was so funny and new how to have a good time
What I cared for least...:
Anyone going??
What I liked most...: I Was workin out in Tenerife last year, Aug-Nov 05. Looking to go back this year in the summer. Anybody lookin to go out at the same time to work?
What I cared for least...:
sports cafe
What I liked most...: does any1 know the contact of dj who does live in sports cafe, las americas (close to veronica`s).. pleaseee!!
What I cared for least...:
nightlife
What I liked most...: view to www.TenerifeDeNoche.com All good places in the north with a lot of beautiful photos. Very good!!
What I cared for least...: i missed the south :o(
partyfreak 21-03-2006 (12:57)
BELLAMONIKA!!!!!
What I liked most...: COME FIND THIS BAR!!! ITS ITS IN BETWEEN DOWNUNDER BAR AND BIKINI G�S DOWN PAST BILLIE�S CHIPPY YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO !
What I cared for least...: THAT YOU PEOPLE HAVENT FOUND IT YET
Jelly shot girls!!!
What I liked most...: well we love the fact that were are woking here, getting paid to get drunk all night, then basking in the tenerifian sunshine all day!!!
What I cared for least...: absoloutly nothing!
the full monty bar the patch
What I liked most...: 6ft 6 biba brilliant rapper and R N B singer very friendly as were all the staff they made u feel like it was ya local
What I cared for least...: going home my local pub will never match my fav bar going to miss my new friends the most biba elaine baby abdoul x
whitney 12-03-2006 (16:49)
Fitzpatricks
What I liked most...: Evolution who were and excellent band. Played brilliant music every night me and my sister saw them (4 times through the wk we were there!!) and the buzz of the place the 2 of us are goin again in June to the same area and cant wait to live up the nightlife of las americas
What I cared for least...: reception at the hotel - could be very sarcastic with us!! also, a lot of the guests were german and we didnt speak a word of it!!
branigans
What I liked most...: does anyone know if cockney greg still works in branigans?
What I cared for least...: having to go home :-(
Waikiki the best place in veronicas!
What I liked most...: the great staff at waikikis, cheap drinks and nice place.i cant wait to come back!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: i didnt want lo live!!!
Jk_llp 08-03-2006 (18:17)
brannigans
What I liked most...: everything....had a great time again..thanks lee for a nice time,,u make a mean chicken and cashew nuts ha and eventually watched the end of lee evans ha..still looking for that lipstick that lasts for ever(king solomons mine)i will keep bringing the holiday makers over as long as u keep looking after them ha..take care babes....HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON THE 8TH MARCH
What I cared for least...: having to leave...
Irish bar
What I liked most...: the two singaz dermt n michl in the best pub in tenerife da bulz ed
What I cared for least...: nowt
holiday luvax 04-03-2006 (22:58)
Tom Keenan ....Still going strong
What I liked most...: Loved seeing Tom and hearing his music. He is brilliant. He is now in The Texas Steak House. Down past Lizard's and The Acapulco. Tele no. 922 788196. You might need this to check if he is playing, when the weather is bad. It could save you a journey.
What I cared for least...: The rain that stopped Tom from performing for 3 nights. The awful road works that are going on. A big hole in front of Tom's place. Needed our wellies some days.
SNOOPYS BAR
What I liked most...: THE ENTERTAINMENT, DRINKS, ATMOSPHERE BUT ESPECIALLY THE STAFF, THEY MADE OUR HOLIDAY AND WE WILL DEFF BE COMING BACK IT WOULDNTB HAVE BEEN THE SAME WITHOUT THEM.
What I cared for least...: GOING HOME
THE GEORDIE GIRLS 19-02-2006 (17:52)
BACK TO BRANNIGANS!!!
What I liked most...: well obviously brannigans we will be going back on the 10th march for the 5th time in a year this time for good cant wait!!! so you guys better be ready for us!!
What I cared for least...: the plane journey home is always a killer!
Cally Bar
What I liked most...: CALLY BAR, CALLY BAR, CALLY BAR, CALLY BAR, CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR CALLY BAR. THE BEST PUB IN THE WHOLE OF TENERIFE WAS THERE EVERYNIGHT AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYED THE BEST MUSIC PEOPLE AND FUN IVE HAD IN AGES
What I cared for least...: LEAVING. BUT COMING BACK IN JANUARY WITH MORE SCOTTISH NUTTERS
THE GREAT TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: If anyone is going out and wants to know where Tom is singing now,he is at the Steakhouse on the terrace,and you will find that just opposite the Grand Tinerfe Hotel,just down the road from Lizards where he used to play,he may be getting older but he is still belting out those songs like you wopuldn,t believe,he truly is "A Legend in his Time",and long may he reign.
What I cared for least...: Still too many time share touts out and about,but just ignore them.
Carrie-Ann 10-02-2006 (15:36)
SNOOPYS PUB
What I liked most...: Just wanted to say what a fantastic bar this is. The only reason this is a fantastic bar is because the staff make it what it is, Dean, Jason and Debbie are all fantastic.......Love them all!! I dont think anyone realises how hard these guys work for us so we can enjoy our holidays! If anyone hasnt been there, then all i can say is go there. It is fantastic! Dean, Jesus, Jase and Debbie all work there butts off every night. Go there every year, just because of these guys, they make my holiday. enjoy going back there every year!! see you guys soon!!
What I cared for least...: Saying Goodbye to Jason, Dean and of course Debbie!
snoopys!!!!!!
What I liked most...: seeing jason, debbie and dean (not deano) back where they belonged away from the cesspit that was Princess Di's. getting plastered. debuting joe pasquale. never having a hangover the morning after a night in there
What I cared for least...: karen didnt like the yawners drink!!! she has vowed never to yawn again. going home.
matt n karen 10-02-2006 (09:56)
Omalleys website
What I liked most...: If someone has the omalleys website can you pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease give me it.we r on it and want to c how the photos came out(how dodgy they r)!!!thank u thank u thank u!
What I cared for least...: if someone doesnt have the omalleys website!!!:(
tene here we come!!!!
What I liked most...: I loved it all!completely obsessed with the place!The weather, people, nightlife-everythings great!me and my girls are going over on to work in june, but having a wee hol first!Have been twice already.The best places to go are omalleys(pablo mmm hmmm),China whites and then rags later on.The last time i was there on june 05 had the best time of my life!(and ive never felt this way b4...)hahaha.seriously though GO!If you are young and love partying then this is the place 4 u!
What I cared for least...: Sleaze bags!Suppose you get them everywhere you go anyway!oh and the d**k boys!!!!!
Pineapples!!!
What I liked most...: snoopys!!! was there 6 out of 7 nyts!! it was staceoke one nyt,shudda b paid lol, nah jus kiddin loved it! we love all the staff, got gr8 pics, wud go bak anytime!! need any staff lol xxxxx
What I cared for least...: nothin thot it was fantastic!!!
HAYLEY
What I liked most...: I really liked evolution 2 - didn't ask where they were from though-where did they live?
What I cared for least...:
The dancers in Pleasure Island
What I liked most...: Getting a nosh off Alison the Dancer last week and then listening to her make a call to her Irish boyfriend seconds later whilst she was still wiping her mouth!!
What I cared for least...: Finding out that Miss Kitty was watching the whole time! He's a tranny!
Randy Andy 31-01-2006 (08:04)
One hot holiday
What I liked most...: Going to the beach and getting a good tan. Then going in the Bulls Head and dancing the night away.Seeing old friends that work over there and meeting new ones.
What I cared for least...: Going home.But going back in August.
Jason Lee @ Snoopys Bar
What I liked most...: I thought Jason was brilliant and made me laugh all holiday,an Excellent Performer!
What I cared for least...: The Food at Caladonian Park!!! I wouldnt have fed my cats with it! LOL
i love snoopys
What I liked most...: i loved snoopys the most it was xcelent i hope al the staff remember lorraine bobbie and tony from scotland i loved the drik they sold
What I cared for least...:
fitpatricks playa las americas rocks!!
What I liked most...: Evolution, great band. got to know the lads really well, from my home town which was quite bazaar.got the cd,everyone has to go and see them. o' reilys rocks to
What I cared for least...:
hayley x 25-01-2006 (14:00)
if my calculations are correct!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: p-a-r-t-ying!!!yates and rags are the place to go didnt think it would be that busy this time of year!loved bopping with all our new made friends!
What I cared for least...: veronicas...a let down compared to a few years back in june!
tenerife massive 23-01-2006 (17:56)
BUILDA N ANDY R CUMMIN BACK
What I liked most...: DOES ANY1 KNOW WHOS RUNNIN NORTH N SOUTH BAR NOWADAYS? USED 2 WORK THERE!!!
What I cared for least...:
VOODOO 22-01-2006 (08:06)
eeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooo
What I liked most...: as i avnt been b4 i could tell u that i like the door the best its realy groovy and the colours are just frantastic keep it up guys.
What I cared for least...: shaggen all the geezers
nicole 20-01-2006 (06:12)
eeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllloooooooo
What I liked most...: as i avnt been b4 i could tell u that i like the door the best its realy groovy and the colours are just frantastic keep it up guys.
What I cared for least...: shaggen all the geezers
nicole 20-01-2006 (06:11)
Snoopy's tenerife
What I liked most...: Well what can we all say its got to be Jason at Snoopy's what a lad he is he is the best ever. We all love you jay and you dean from Jo Brum and Gail and the other see ya soon hi debs an zues xxxx
What I cared for least...:
Going back for more in august
What I liked most...: The great weather and going in the Bulls Head every night and dancing to the song that rocks The B-52s love shack.Seeing old friends that work over there and meeting new ones.
What I cared for least...: People trying to make us buy timeshares.
the best country singer
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan at TEXAS Steak house just down the road from Lizards where he used to be ,still as good as ever
What I cared for least...:
the best country singer
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan at TEXAS Steak house just down the road from Lizards where he used to be ,still as good as ever
What I cared for least...:
watzapenin
What I liked most...: the thing i liked the best waz snoopyz even if ure not in the mood go there an ull be redy to party all nite u ave a laf with the staff and the entertainment is boss i know 4 sure ill be bak!!!!jst got bak s days ago gutterd now tho goin bak this crimbo wid me m8tz carnt wait c yaz soon x
What I cared for least...: levin me feller
Missing The Cheshire Cat Porto Colon
What I liked most...: Brilliant Karaoke bar, one of the best sound systems I have heard on ther Island. Does anyone know their web address or phone number . Please help!!!
What I cared for least...:
I can't stay away
What I liked most...: Walking along the ocean front from Playa de las Americas into Los Cristianos. Lazy days in the sun on Las Vistas beach.
What I cared for least...: The rip off taxi drivers overcharging us holidaymakers. Some of us do know the difference between Tarrifa 1 and 3.
love soul tattoo
What I liked most...: tank you for my tattoos
What I cared for least...:
phil morrison 05-01-2006 (06:18)
tattoo love & soul torrviscas
What I liked most...: the tattoist the best in canary with ethics,profesional and coutesy and sterilization.By by see you in the next yer for my new tattoo. Very good tattoo and good price. kisses for helen and luca
What I cared for least...:
ken stone 05-01-2006 (06:08)
bayview bar
What I liked most...: just spent christmas and new year in tenerife spent all but one night in the bayview bar,didnt have to go anywhere else. the entertainment was superb every night, but new years eve was fantastic,7 cabaret acts on and top act every night the elvis tribute show with the island's top entertainer johnny kelly.if you haven't seen him and you like elvis this guy is the best
What I cared for least...:
Irish Girl 2005
What I liked most...: Us four Irish Girls had a brilliant two weeks in July, Las Americas was buzzing!!and even better was Yeate's bar!espically the DJ(Blond guy, cheeky! sadly not sure of his name!IF UR IN THE KNOW OF HIS NAME PLEASE PROVIED)he was electric and a real pro,he knew how to get party started!. He also played in Rags(BEST CLUB IN TENERIFE).If your in Las Americas be sure to pop into Yeat's Bar and Rags you won't regret it!believe me!!!.
What I cared for least...: Nothing!! we had a amazing time!! WARNING!be prepared for a shortage of sleep, with all those clubs and bars you won't want to sleep!!!
Irish Girl 2005 03-01-2006 (08:09)
Does anyone know
What I liked most...: Suppose to have gone back to Tenerife for new year, but my mate was in hospital, want to go pretty soon, what is the weather and is it busy this time of the year, and just to let you know bonkers bar website is www.bonkersbar.com
What I cared for least...:
Leonardos and the Wild Boyz
What I liked most...: Loved the Weather which was fab. Loved Leonardos and the entertainment from the Wild Boyz, Mark and Mea. They are not only brilliant singers but really involve the crowd and are really funny. Loved the 2 little 'Baggy Trousers' girls. Leonardos have the best waitresses, bar staff and PR's on the island. Would recommend Christmas in Tenerife to anyone.
What I cared for least...: Coming Home Again
Sensimae 03-01-2006 (05:29)
FITZPATRICKS IN LAS AMERICAS
What I liked most...: The atmosphere was amazing and the music was awesome. The band Evolution were better than anyone in the charts today - they're really genuine guys and always mingled with the crowd between songs! Does anyone know how I can get in contact with them or the bar? Please leave a comment on the site if you do. Cheers.
What I cared for least...: The street sellers...so annoying!
I love evolution 01-01-2006 (13:24)
Happy Holidays!!
What I liked most...: Used to live out there about 3 years ago, and been back a few times since. Last time was November, and had a magic time!! Went to Waikiki,O'Malleys and Rags every night. Met some old faces, and quite a few new ones. Favourite had to be O'Malleys this time - great bar, but most of all for the hottest guy out there - Pablo!! My friend played a blinder on the first night - told me to go and ask him what "Beseme" means - well, from there - the rest is history! Met some other really cool people, Greg @ O'Malleys, UUeee (ha ha rach!!), MacDuff, Alex and Marco - the 2 singing brothers. Going back in March again - keep on saying we're going to try somewhere different next time, but the Reef keeps pulling us back in!!
What I cared for least...: coming home - again. It just ain't the same back in Scotland in any respect. Give me a hot South American any day!! ha ha
i love it hear!!!
What I liked most...: I moved out hear on the 2nd of december and i have already got a full time job at Busbys. And i think its great! so if there is any1 looking 2 move abroad, tennerife is the place!
What I cared for least...:
brannigans all the way!
What I liked most...: brannigans is the best bar in tenerife! spent evey night of my holiday getting merry in there and it was all worth while as i was with my best mate who has been working in tenerife
What I cared for least...: leaving my mate and coming home
fudger 28-12-2005 (10:27)
snoopys bar
What I liked most...: i luved the snoopys bar in tenerfie it was bril i got up singin all the time and jason made me laugh so much and debbie she is lovely n dean he is funny
What I cared for least...: people who sell thwe time share
Snoopys is numero uno
What I liked most...: Love everybody in this bar, Jase, Dean, Debs and Jesus especically!!! like our second family, a home from home and different every night miss you guys loads but see you soon!!!XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
What I cared for least...: kids in buggys at 2.30am
brannigans bar
What I liked most...: everythin prs r gorgeous eg greg an pete had a laf taz is gr8 too an so is lee jackson missin u all not for long though as you know will be joining u all in april to work cant wait 3rd time ere this year al never get bord of tenerife
What I cared for least...: havin 2 come home but will be back very soon!
big glass is goin 2 kill dj jock with the ten inc
What I liked most...: buckfast
What I cared for least...: scotland
mid feb 06
What I liked most...: me hol from 18th nov that much still av annual leave wa thinkin bout goin mid feb.is this a good idea wheather wise and is any where open
What I cared for least...: comming home to a course of antibiotics after pickleing my kidneys wi all the ale i drank
how wa the hol sam?
What I liked most...: was everywhere still open?
What I cared for least...: knowing how much of a good time u were avin
bonkers
What I liked most...: bonkers bar gr8 went nearly every night.the shot girls from doncaster were fab.does anyone know the website 4 bonkers
What I cared for least...: coming home
pink lady 14-12-2005 (13:21)
tenerife 29 nov- 6th dec 05
What I liked most...: loved snoopys debbie is the best barmaid in tenerife and dean is so sweet (soft spot) and jason is so funny !! and the other compere dean (looks like neil fox hahaha) was a right laugh
What I cared for least...: really sad about passing out on out last night and not being able to say bye to people especially dean and debbie so if anyone happens to be going in say hi to them from beccy and lucy
brannigans
What I liked most...: il be there on friday does anyone know if brannigans is open?plz let me know tar
What I cared for least...: nothin best hol ever
reply to katie
What I liked most...: ye taz is a good laugh al tell him u sed hi i go a wk today did u meet lee the dj?
What I cared for least...:
Snoopys Bar!
What I liked most...: Snoopys was brill, if you want a good time and to laugh till you hurt then go here (BUT PLEASE DONT YAWN)!!!. JASE IS THE BEST DJ/ENTERTAINER on the whole island in our oppion. Debs and dean pour a mean vodka red bull!.
What I cared for least...: JASES SINGIN!!!. HAH. Only kidding, our last nite knowin that we had to leave. Some tears were shed!!!!.
Loved Tenerife! And jamie!
What I liked most...: I loved everything about Tenerife!Was there 5th-12th Nov. But most of all Jamie (bar-staff, he was frm Nottingham) at the wigan Pier! We flirted loads, can't stop thinkin bout him, so if any1 knows/sees him-tell him about this website!PLZ!!!
What I cared for least...: Not getting to get to know jamie better!! Or saying Good-bye!
thanks for reply sam
What I liked most...: yeah he is still there met up wi him on a few occasions sounds really bad but couldnt remember his name just the brummie accent he was lovely tho.well fit
What I cared for least...: being too rough on my last nite not havin chance to say bye properly...gutted.
Aggggh
What I liked most...: I'm going to tenerife with my fella in june, i go every year wid family but ive never been clubbin, were staying in las americas if ne1 has ne suggestions....
What I cared for least...:
brannigans bar
What I liked most...: just a reply to a message from kate the bar mans name from birmingham is taz is he still there?i met him in june. ppl go 2 brannigans its a laugh.am to ne1there now al be back next fri
What I cared for least...: nothing luv tenerife
brannigans bar
What I liked most...: just a reply to a message from kaie the bar mans name from birmingham is taz is he still there?i met him in june. ppl go 2 brannigans its a laugh.am to ne1there now al be back next fri
What I cared for least...: nothing luv tenerife
No problem!
What I liked most...: Probably wasn't him then! Know how you feel though-I've tried to contact Sean(Evolution) - he sings there but I've had no luck so far! Oh well
What I cared for least...:
LINEKARS/ KIRSTYS
What I liked most...: I met a lush PR and we had a romance all week but he has my portfolio. i have his number- should i ring???
What I cared for least...: LOOKY LOOKYS
does anyone no?
What I liked most...: brannigans ......does anyone no the name of the fit barman from birmingham oo works here
What I cared for least...: same old repetitive songs
dj jock now owns the whiskey jar
What I liked most...: mikey, just to let you know jock owns the whiskey jar and las floritas restaurant, hes still drinking lots of buckfast!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
melissa tenerife 27-11-2005 (06:44)
brannigans bars great
What I liked most...: everything go twice a year as dj lee is fit and the pr's r great al be back there on 9th december lucky me.
What I cared for least...: leavin
Thanks
What I liked most...: Thanks Kayleigh, The guy Im talking about wouldnt have been that tall just average I guess but he was an absolute stunner and would stop u in your tracks, I had a holiday romance with him but i had to go back to Ireland but now Im living in Gran Canaria half an hour from Tenerife and was just wondering about him, even though it was 3 years ago now!
What I cared for least...:
Caroline 25-11-2005 (13:10)
Caroline
What I liked most...: I was in Tenerife 11th-18th and went to Fitzpatrick's a few times - there was a blonde barman (fairly tall) but not sure of his name
What I cared for least...:
kayleigh 25-11-2005 (03:01)
A Quick Question
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: For anyone who has been in Tenerife recently and has drank in Fitzpatricks bar, can u remember if there was a blonde Italian barman by the name of Laurence working there?
caroline 24-11-2005 (10:20)
Ged Bolton the Rod Stewart Experience
What I liked most...: Brilliant act with some great singing,u would think it is Rod Stewart himself.U can see him in Georges Bar and lots of others around the south of the island.
What I cared for least...: Hes a Legend on the island
Northen Girls 24-11-2005 (10:05)
Bonkers
What I liked most...: Bonkers was wicked, the atmosphere was great, even at Jay the dj's appartment.
What I cared for least...:
Bonkers
What I liked most...: We visited every night, the fun, crazy atmosphere inspired by dj Jay(well fit)and dj Banksy(off his rocker) made our holiday one to remember, all the bar staff, PR's, and management were soooo friendly and will definatley be goin back very soon!!!!
What I cared for least...: Leaving someone special!!!
DEBS
What I liked most...: if you get to read this, Debs........thanks for making Gerrys big 50 great...........and by the way , the bum is better!!!!!
What I cared for least...: leaving you all behind.{pardon the pun}...xxxxxxxxxxx
Gerry &Veronica; 23-11-2005 (15:01)
missed jason this time ........{crying}
What I liked most...: everything, as usual........san eugenes, has everything to make a holiday a fun time........but Snoopys has it all.....and its the staff that make it so.... without Jas, Debs, Dean, and Jesus, there would be no Snoopys....been 3 times this year, lets hope it 4 next year!!!!.
What I cared for least...: not seeing Jason , this time....and leaving the gang..........oh, and not getting the site up, if anyone has , would they let us know, pleeeeeease...........{big smile}
Pub
What I liked most...: I loved the Drunk'n'Duck pub it was great! i loved the Karaoke and I loved the people there Terry Sue Taffy Kris - duno wat the others were called but they wer cool an i love playin sticky2 hehe it was funi! cant believe i sang karaoke tho! EMBARRASSIN lol!
What I cared for least...: Lukylukymen! grrrrrr!!!!!
Tenerife 11-11/18-11-05
What I liked most...: I realy liked the fitzpatrick bar, Good life music, Especcialy James en Sean from Evolution. Does anyone know where I can get a CD form them.
What I cared for least...:
Fitzpatrick's
What I liked most...: Amazing band-been thinking about one of them a lot since I got back! Anyone know when they started singing there? Or how old they are?
What I cared for least...: People selling things!
LOVE & SOUL TATTOO
What I liked most...: my tattoo is absolutey fantastic, super people, brillant experiences, I am a customer for life
What I cared for least...:
glen 20-11-2005 20-11-2005 (09:15)
tattoo love & soul
What I liked most...: for helen, tankyou for my tattoos is fantastic, see you in the next year by charlie
What I cared for least...:
charlie camden town 15-10-05 20-11-2005 (09:04)
for tattos in torviscas
What I liked most...: i see the first time Helen in the shop in camden in london and she stay 1 month leater in tenerife, tankyou for my tattoo
What I cared for least...:
glen camden town 20-11-2005 (08:55)
LOVE & SOUL TATTOO
What I liked most...: The best tattoos in tenerife, is in torviscas good people , good sterilization and very good tattos, see you in the next year elena and luca xxx sam
What I cared for least...:
sam london 08-11-2005 20-11-2005 (08:50)
where is dj jock ?
What I liked most...: drinking the buckfast that i brought over for jock
What I cared for least...: the morning after waking up next to some moose!
quality
What I liked most...: The best thing about the night life in Tenerife has got to be Bonkers me and my mate were in there every night, cant wait to come back to it.
What I cared for least...: The Spanish Dickheads
Bofftu 16-11-2005 (06:09)
builder & andi r cumin bk
What I liked most...: cant wait to get back to tenerife again head to bjs bar go and see padraig down the penny farthing! anyone remembers us from 2004 or knows a contact for gaz who used to work at churchills send us an email [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
builder & andi from bridgnorth 15-11-2005 (06:17)
Another great time in tenerife
What I liked most...: Jags - near las palmeras hotel, lovely staff and great meals, also Fitzpatricks bar, Evolution (James and Sean) were a great band, went to see them every night they were on, James and his girlfriend were so nice to us, thanks for some great nights out, Beautifull place if you get out of the strip, Loro Parque is amazing and the dolphin show at the aqua park is really good, been as a single once and a couple twice and still love it, weather still amazing last week. hate to be back, bloody freezing here
What I cared for least...: Nothing , anything can be ignored, just be mindfull of who's around you.
scotsgirl 08-11-2005 (16:12)
Bonkers bar definately!!
What I liked most...: I luved Bonkers bar on veronicas...went nearly evry nite. Cheap drinks--on halloween it was just 3 euros 4 any drink. The staff r fantastic an just want a laff. The djs r boss..they luv takin the mick outa ppl but they r so funny n fit! Goin bak soon an defo cin dem all agen. i miss dem so much!! xxx
What I cared for least...: the patch with the full monty an the rest of the borin bars in. the karoake singers couldnt sing to save their lives but they were nice ppl. id suggest only go ther if your tone death!
xxLisaxx 02-11-2005 (05:37)
Whey!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: BRANNIGANS BOYZ!! Irish Dave, Croydon Pete and Camden Michael r all soooo hubadah!! Gareth and Taz behind the bar wicked aswell, miss ya all lots cya next summer wen we cum back out!!
What I cared for least...: leaving without numbers!
chicken nugget 29-10-2005 (06:56)
Leonardo's Rocks!!
What I liked most...: Leonardo's Bar In Las Americas! FAB! Was there every nite enjoyin the entertainment from the Wild Boys! n ENjoyed meetin n makin friends wiv a few of the bar staff!! Very friendly n wud reccomend it! If anyone can get a phone number for Leonardo's bar id be grateful!
What I cared for least...: Veronicas! Too rough and dodgy for me !
North east Chick 27-10-2005 (10:22)
SNOOPYS THE BEST PUB ON THE ISLAND!!
What I liked most...: Going to Snoopys everynight having a fantastic time and a laugh with Debbie, Jesus and Jason the fantastic compere! I would recommend this pub to anyone, the staff are all great!
What I cared for least...: Going home, going home and going home
snoopys pub reply
What I liked most...: For all the people who have put so many kind words about snoopys we would like to thank all of you it has been fab having you all in the bar.SNOOPYSPUB.CO.UK Thats the email oh and jase is gay..
What I cared for least...:
take three girls holiday
What I liked most...: snoopys bar, caberet night when debbie,jason and oops sorry forgot the other guys name,done the song from "sister act" and dressed as nuns, got the photos,now looking for the web site address to send them. Take a brolly that night !!!! Debbies cocktails were brill!! Jason's a good singer, only dont buy him too many drinks.
What I cared for least...: Home time, should have stayed for 2 weeks instead of 1
Moira , Jane, Margaret 15-10-2005 (09:06)
i love tenerife!
What I liked most...: the bars the clubs the night life! you really cant beat it! we lieked gas when we were there in feb! goin again next week!(oct) and nxt feb! best times of my life! cya soon tenerife! xxxxx
What I cared for least...: luckyluckymen!!yikes!
The Full Monty
What I liked most...: Andy the kareoke guy... If anyone is going over there soon & knows Andy, please please tell him that Gemma is in love with him! I went over in June this year and we started off there every night!
What I cared for least...: Nothing, apart from going home!
we miss biba sooooooooo much :( xXxXx
What I liked most...: meeting biba, singing with him and lee tha other dj and his girl mandy. hope they can remember us we came about 2 years ago, we miss biba soooooooooo much, he is gr8. n we tell evry 1 bout um bk here in scotland. we loved singing wiv um 2.
What I cared for least...: goin home n leavin biba, lee, mandy n mike.
wild boyz
What I liked most...: working in leonardos with the two best prs on the island the best bar staff ever the watireses were not bad either also the gaffes what people big shout to spud dan ben tash tan and everybody else thanxs 4 amamazing time lve u all stew
What I cared for least...:
FAB
What I liked most...: ALL THE NIGHTLIFE. SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. HEADS AND TAILS BRITISH PUB. SCOTTYS AND WIGAN PIER. FAB WEATHER AND CHEEP TO EAT
What I cared for least...: TIME SHARE TOUTS!!!!
SOMERSET GANG 23-09-2005 (10:19)
DJ CAfE update
What I liked most...: Hello friends. (and especialy MARIE) This is Esther from DJ-Cafe. Me and Nils are no more together and i went back to Holland with the litle DJ-baby Ziggy. DJ-Cafe is still rocking while my dearest friend Geoff took over the place and runs it like we did. Lot of good DJ,s and partyvibes. Big kiss to everyone who was looking for us and mabey we see us at DJ-Cafe one day !!! all our love Nils and Esther
What I cared for least...:
garfields the best place to be
What I liked most...: i like ash in garfields he is the best compear on this earth he is just brill and sexy to we all love ash goin back 4 aug 06 so see you then ash
What I cared for least...: goin home didint want to wanted to stay with ash
becky from wigan 18-09-2005 (15:44)
Bonkers Bar
What I liked most...: Bonkers bar was the best thing about Tenerife. The djs, shot girls and all the staff were lovely and really made us feel welcome. Cant wait to go back next year to see them all again(hopefully)
What I cared for least...: nothing
Snoopy's bar
What I liked most...: Everything, tenerife was fantastic. Had a brilliant time. Snoopy's is a fab place and definately not to be missed! I guarantee you will have a great night out! The staff are so friendly and make sure everyone has a great time! If anyone knows Snoopy's website let me know Cheers!
What I cared for least...: Having to come home, really wanted to stay longer and wish i could have said goodbye properly, especially to Dean at Snoopy's.
Tenerife 2nd Home
What I liked most...: going back to snoopys bar and seeing debbie and jason was still there plus gettin to no dean and zeus. the best 2weeks of r lifes. going back at xmas (already bookd) so hope they are still there so we can contiune where we left of this summer. had a great time there trying all the new drinks- doctor peppers and fat frogs!! loved it!! (cant get the website to work so any one who nos get it touch plz.)
What I cared for least...: leaving snoopys bar,great people behind and the great weather even if it did rain 1 day!!
Snoopys Bar / Torviscas
What I liked most...: Does anybody know how to get in contact with snoopys i am after the manager there called Frankie did anybody see him recently? I used to work there myself please help.
What I cared for least...: Leaving Tenerife
Best Holiday Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Going Garfields every night was brilliant! miss Rog and everybody! The 3 best lads ever that we met over there miss them like mad!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Leaving to go home was gutted :(
WHAT I LIKE IN TENERIFE
What I liked most...: ALL THE BARS AND ENTERTAINMENT
What I cared for least...: GOING HOME
Leonardo's Rocks again
What I liked most...: The Jagermeister.
What I cared for least...: Tuesdays, no show :( & Oasis without Nathan, it just aint the same.
TheTom Keenan Fan Club
What I liked most...: All of it. In the words of one of Tom's songs.......Luv it. Luv it. Luv it. Anyone seen Tom Keenan lately? How is the old boy doing? Jacaranda Hotel
What I cared for least...: Not being able to stay long enough.
WILD BOYZ!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Leonardos Bar!! WOW!!! What a place! I just loved those fabulous Wild Boyz, Mea & Marc!!! They sing songs by a variety of artist. They even get the punters up to dance & join in!!. There was another duo there too - Two Tone, who were also very good!!
What I cared for least...: Veronicas strip
Mea's wife (I wish) 03-09-2005 (08:50)
Branningans Bar = Playa de las americas!!!!!
What I liked most...: Brannigans bar abviously. been out to tenerife 3 times this year, 22nd feb-4th march piramides, 19th-26th apr california, 12-19th jmbus, and am going back for 4th time 4th-11th oct to piramides and cant wait. spend every night in brannigans cus dj jack and lee jackson keep us happily dancing on the poles to classics all night claire and molly making us sick on shots, h and garath making the best cocktails, sasha well is wish she would give us a job, taz spends more time smashing glasses than collecting them and quite a while in the ladies loos, and the most fantastic pr's in the world, mark, bird (please come back), adam, jay and matt. (6e 241 buy 1 get 1 free) deffinatly worth the commision boys and girls xxx
What I cared for least...: the food in pretty much everywhere. the braiders that rob you if you blink for to long.
Snoopy`s pub ;)
What I liked most...: tenerife is absolouteley amazin! just got back couple of weeks ago. thats my third time being there. booking up agaion for next year. first girly holiday abroad to tenerife :D cant wait. prefer stayin in costa adeje. SNOOPY`S PUB is a MUST :D jason the compare, dean, debbie and zeus the bar people, theyre all amazin:D it is defo theee best pub in tenerife. many great nights there. missin everyone :( but LOVE TENERIFE ;)
What I cared for least...: leavin snoopy`s..:( ps. if anyone knows wot the snoopys pub website is email me cos its not workin for me :( and anyone else thats been or goin next august..email me :D
tenerifes the place
What I liked most...: went to tenerife 8th april 05 going back next week 9th sep this is our 7th year garfields is the place 2 b ash is the best compare on the island he is really funny garfields does the best breakfast and roger rachel and lynne always make u welcome
What I cared for least...: nothin at all 2 complain about
west brom clan 29-08-2005 (12:12)
Helping hand
What I liked most...: I lived there for 4 years loves Adeje and the layed back Spanish life. The American bar someone was after on here I think is called Calafornia bar, in Las Americas
What I cared for least...: The total tossers in the strip and veronicas
jason 1990-1997
What I liked most...: the whole fantastic thing!! anyone remember me fever/bananas/paradise/slowboat/etc or any of the old skool pls drop me a note to [email protected] particular tryin to find jo of shakespeares bar or any one who remembers me!!
What I cared for least...: my nose will never be the same!
well ace
What I liked most...: i lked da cally bar it waz ace da music wasnt new it waz classic
What I cared for least...: i cared 4 da least waz how da drinkin effected me i waz fuckin every night and dat waz gr8
tenerife 1996-2000
What I liked most...: my names terry i worked out there from 96-2000 i worked in snappys and many other places i would luv 2 hear from any1 who remembers me i cant believe conrad is still out there go on boy
What I cared for least...: fat franks posse
want to buy a watch rambo
What I liked most...: Jags bar was great well worth a visit. weather was nice .food was great holiday was great thank you very much los americas
What I cared for least...: braided hair and fake watches .go and you will know what i mean
Looky Looky
What I liked most...: Everything - Tenerife is fantastic
What I cared for least...: coming home. Miss you Charlie, Max, Ab, Ali ba-ba and the crew! Bossuba!
DJ CAFE TENERIFE+SIMONE GIGANTE
What I liked most...: i can tell you what happend to the bar.......and nils+esther and simone....;-) send a mail to [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
hope to see you again ash
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...:
kyle from wigan 20-08-2005 (15:59)
comin back next year
What I liked most...: i like singin on the stage with ash from garfields he is the best i just cant wait to go back
What I cared for least...: comin home
liam from wigan 20-08-2005 (15:56)
SNOOPYS BAR
What I liked most...: Just got back from Tenerife. Snoopys Bar, with Jason, Debbie, Dean & Zuise is Fantastic. **Free Alcohol** When your in snoopys try a Dr pepper - not tellin whats in it but you will love it! Fat Frogs are good too! Snoopys bar and all who work there totaly made our holiday! Going back next year! Booked already ha! Snoopys (Dean, Jason, Debbie, Zuise) - watch out were coming back! Top up the amaretto! ha! xx
What I cared for least...: Leaving Snoopys on our last night....BOOOOO!!!
ash
What I liked most...: he is soooooooooooo fit ash out of garfields
What I cared for least...: goin home and missin ash
becky from wigan 19-08-2005 (15:22)
see you soon ash
What I liked most...: go to garfields it is the best pub in tenerife i have just come back and i sooooooooo cant wait to go back coz of ash in garfields the best compere in tenerife see you soon sexy ash !!!!!!
What I cared for least...: i really didnt want to come home coz missin ash already HE IS SO FIT !!!!!!!
BECKY FROM WIGAN 18-08-2005 (16:08)
What i liked the best
What I liked most...: thyeres this great bar called The Penny Farthing and its very friendly and i advise any familiys to go there if they are up for a good nght out
What I cared for least...: The hest lol i dont like hot weather but i,m sure youll al think im crazy for that comment
Chris (OZZY FOX) 14-08-2005 (14:07)
For all those who was in Snoopys
What I liked most...: This bar was the most amazing place i have been too!!! Jesus but pronouced Zeus, is a major laugh and we be up for getting EVERYONE drunk, including himself! Jason.........not too many words can describe him as he is undescribable but in a really good way and as for Dean, soft spot in my heart everyday!
What I cared for least...: being too drunk
Pretty Damn Random Comment
What I liked most...: goin to goodfellas n proper full blown starin at the english chef n the barppls ability to pour a good � fosters cheeeeers xxxx
What I cared for least...: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm goin home n not gettin his feckin number
Full Monty bar and blaydon races!!!!
What I liked most...: full monty bar is absoloutly brill-i really recopmend goin in there if you want 2 have a good night! biba a black rapper is there and he's fantastic and so is andy the kareoke guy-he's just as good as biba they are great!! blaydon races is also a top caberet bar with a 7 foot drag queen every night n she is brill-well put it 1 way she'll make you laugh!tenerife was my best holiday-1 of the best places i'v ever been !
What I cared for least...: coming home it's sooooo f**kin depressin!
Entertainment in Tenerife
What I liked most...: The Blubell Bar, Los Cristianos : Craig is fantastic with the kids (especially our wee girl, Rachael, who loves him to bits!). Scotch Corner, Puerto Colon : Iain & Cara are great hosts and the food is absolutely superb !
What I cared for least...:
Looking for Ruary, Robbie, and Tad
What I liked most...: Im looking for Ruary Robbie and Tad. They were in Tenerife from the 19th of July until the 26th. They were all from England, but Robbie lived in Ireland. Tad is only 16 but Robbie and Raury are 23 and 24. I need help finding any of them. If anyone met them please contact me. I had a great time over there with them and I was hoping to get in touch. I was visiting during the same time. Im from Dallas, Tx. If anyone remembers me let me know.
What I cared for least...: nothing had a great time.
Wish I was still there
What I liked most...: Blaydon races, Roxy,Paul and Christina, blindin place! I could of uite easily spent every night there. If I werent there I was in bobby's and busby's!
What I cared for least...: Cockroaches.... AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
PARTY!!!
What I liked most...: Going in October... I'm a Disc Jockey on Holiday, But I'll be bringing some Quilety tunes. I'll poch some places to show them what were English are made of. You guys & girls have arleady been. tell me Where is the place for some good rythems to be played??? email [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
looking for Esther and Niels
What I liked most...: I'm looking for the name of the bar/ caf� that is owned by a couple named Esther and Niels. Please help me!
What I cared for least...:
garfields
What I liked most...: 16 of us from wigan went 2 tenerife we spent every night in garfilds ti was great esp shaun and ash
What I cared for least...: goin home
FOR CAZ
What I liked most...: I've been to tenerife 28 times and been going for 10 years. Wondering if Caz who was goin on April 8th found Lizard Kings and Steve or not! Spoke to him last night and he doesn't remember speaking to anyone but i know how frustrating it is when you want to see a band and they are not there. Does anyone remember America Bar where John n Steve used to play - those where the days.......
What I cared for least...:
Veteran 29-07-2005 (10:09)
glad to be home
What I liked most...: well u cant complain about the weather and relaxing on the beach
What I cared for least...: i hated the pr people in the street /the columbus apartment was full of cock roaches its not for young kids adults used the kids pool so our 5 year old couldnt go in safely very unhealthy food every where felt ill with all the poor quality cooked food we were in tenerife late june early july i dont think its worth a second visit leave it to the youngsters 18 30 mob
The Full Monty
What I liked most...: BIBA,RAPPER IN FULL MONTY. WELL WORTH GOING TO SEE,ENTERTAINING FOR ALL AGES. WENT BACK EVERY NIGHT. DEFO GOIN BACK FOR ANOTHER LOOK, QUITE EASY ON THE EYE ASWELL
What I cared for least...: THE FOOD, THANK GOD FOR MCDONALDS
BIBA FAN 28-07-2005 (04:13)
Tenerife
What I liked most...: Kormacks Bar at Garden City - great bar with great looking barmaids and super entertainment. Highlights were BWB and Jakki who did the best Cher ever.
What I cared for least...: Timeshare touts
Stevie P 26-07-2005 (20:11)
BLANTYRE CREW AND ASH THE CAMBUSLANG WAN
What I liked most...: 01 JULY 05 TILL 15 JULY 05 NON STOP PARTYING TELL BOABY HE NEEDS TO DRINK MORE NEXT YEAR EVERYONE IF U NO HIM
What I cared for least...:
bLANTYRE CREW AND ASH 23-07-2005 (14:22)
BLANTYRE METT BAR DANCERS
What I liked most...: DANCIN ON THE SEATS IN METT BAR AND YES DJ IN METT BARR IS A WANKER!!
What I cared for least...:
BLANTYRE METT BARR DANCERS 23-07-2005 (14:19)
BLANSHIRE PEOPLE
What I liked most...: CALLY BAR GET BETTER MUSIC FOR NEXT YEAR SACK THE BAR MAN DJ KEEP THE BAULDY GUY
What I cared for least...:
BLANSHIRE 23-07-2005 (14:18)
BLANTYRE CREW
What I liked most...: PUBS, CLUBS, BOOZE, COLUMBUS APATMENTS WERE THE BEST, WAKEY WAKEY, WATER POLO, NO TOUCHY TOUCHY, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LA BOCA RESTAURANT BEST BRITTISH FOOD EVER EVEN BETTER THATN BACK HOME
What I cared for least...: SPANISH FOOD, SPANISH IDIOTS IN THE WATER PARK
BLANTYRE CREW 23-07-2005 (14:15)
gotta go back
What I liked most...: being a PR at the sound of cream on veronicas ! and meeting loads of drunks that just made me laugh. cant wait to go back out !
What I cared for least...: Getting in at 11.30 the next morning after a night at the 24hour mad murphys !!!
Best Bar in Tenerife - The Cally Bar
What I liked most...: The best bit about The Cally was Big Berto, Norrie, Jock, Rab (when he was there)Jason, Neil, Gemma and last but not least Paul. It has been about 4 years might even be longer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will never forget the time i spent in Tenerife!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: comming home as had a really bad case of the holiday blues
meeeeeeee
What I liked most...: what paula is it ur tying to get in touch with?
What I cared for least...:
Blaydon Races 2005
What I liked most...: This bar has the Best entertainment on the island 2 start your evening.Drinks are cheap, staff are friendly and the PR guy is HOT.Roxy-a 7foot dragqueen- makes your night in the bar unforgetable.Dont knock it till you've tried it out !!KAROKE is also on every night and is not 2 be missed-especially on one of their many really busy nights.It might not b your idea of a gals/lads holiday away but try it you might love it as much as we did this year.BLAYDON RACES is the BEST but Yates-especially the PR staff like JOPPA come a close second make a visit there too.
What I cared for least...: The cheap, horroible free shots the bars try to feed you for free. They should be replaced with something stronger and more enjoyable-TEQUILLA!!!!
ROXY's BABES 05 18-07-2005 (13:54)
BONKERS!!
What I liked most...: everything...does anybodu know the bonkers website adress??? i canny find it (i dont believe it yer makin it up ya B*tch)
What I cared for least...: taking my friend to hospital
Cocktails & Dreams
What I liked most...: Thanks for coming back to us, why is it not the same? Is it better or worse? Are Nicky & Dean still there?
What I cared for least...:
Sam & Jon 16-07-2005 (05:16)
Cant wait to go back
What I liked most...: The atmosphere. It was really buzzing and everyone was so friendly. Loved all the bars and clubs, especially meeting two of the most maddest girls on the planet, Marina and Cinnamon!
What I cared for least...: Not having the guts to get Marina and Cinnamons phone numbers.
Danny Boy 15-07-2005 (01:55)
Cocktails & Dreams
What I liked most...: The cocktails and Dreams bar at Tenerife - Playa de las americas has changed it's name and is not the same!
What I cared for least...:
Pink gal 14-07-2005 (05:53)
Tenerife
What I liked most...: Jocks bar any 1 know the web site + cally bar is gd laugh aswell
What I cared for least...: Leaving tenerife 2 comr bk 2 scotland that was last year
las americas tenerife
What I liked most...: DJ Jock and norrie r some laugh when there were in the cally now jocks got his own bar Wiskey Jar.
What I cared for least...: dunno
Cocktails & Dreams
What I liked most...: Can any one tell me if the Cocktails and Dreams bar in Costa Adeje is still there. Went to Tenerife in 2002 and this was a great bar, going back on 09/09/05.
What I cared for least...:
Sam & Jon 13-07-2005 (15:30)
hi every1
What I liked most...: jocks bar was minted, all the staff were very pleasant, made every1 feel welcome
What I cared for least...: coming home to scotland, would go back 2moro
jellie shot girl
What I liked most...: i want to work in tenerife being a jellie shot girl, any one know how to go about it xxxx
What I cared for least...:
Paula get in touch
What I liked most...: Paula u dont seem to have an email address i can write to you at :( email me
What I cared for least...: x
heeze shot girl in brannigans
What I liked most...: did anyone know the shot girl in brannigans claire her name was how gorgeous was she. wicked time reccommend to anyone
What I cared for least...: nothing
BIG PHIL (FROM THE DRUM)
What I liked most...: THE CALLY BAR,I WAS THERE LAST YEAR, DJ JOCK WAS BRILL
What I cared for least...:
CONTACT FOR THE FULL MONTY
What I liked most...: Does anyone have a contact number or email address for the Full Monty in PDLA? Or does anyone know Andy the kareoke guy who works there?
What I cared for least...:
Does any one know
What I liked most...: Ive just come back from tenerife. I really want to go work out there. Does anyone know any good places to live and work. Email me please
What I cared for least...: nothing
dj jacks an idiot
What I liked most...: everything except jack
What I cared for least...: jack.... i have been going to tenerife for about 10 years, i have known jack well before he worked in brannigans and as long as iv known him he's loved himself and makes out youve got something wrong with you if you arent attracted to him. i lived there for a summer a couple years ago and was in the same group as jack who at the time had an ongoing bet with two friends to see who could sleep with the most holiday makers. hes an idiot, hes dj-ing is rubbish and his chat has been the same since i first met him
leonardos (well worth a visit)
What I liked most...: the live entertainment cortesy of the wild boys was fantastic. two geordie lads doing newcastle proud! not a bad pint eighter!
What I cared for least...:
Michael Scott 25-06-2005 (10:50)
The Full Monty was Brill!
What I liked most...: Biba & Andy were great, Andy especially cos he was fit!
What I cared for least...: Some of the free shots given to us in various bars should have come with a government warning - they tasted like crap!
website for Grace O'malleys
What I liked most...: Hi again.If anyone per chance has the grace O'malleys website could you reply to me with it.
What I cared for least...:
Grace O'malleys
What I liked most...: My favourite places in Tenerife were rags and o'malleys.The people that worked in o'malleys were absolutely brilliant all really friendly and up for a laugh,especially leo,pablo and andreas with the dreadlocks.I was up hogging the karaoke everynight.If you are going to tene id recommend you go to this pub.There is also an added bonus pablo that works there is an absolute hunk!Rags was just a perfect ending to our nights every night.Great music and full of hunks!what more could a girl ask for really......
What I cared for least...: NOTHING AT ALL!iM STILL DEPRESSED BEING HOME IN SCOTLAND.ME AND MY FRIEND ARE GOING OVER TO WORK NEXT YEAR FROM JUNE TO AUGUST.IF ANYONE COULD SUGGEST ANYWHERE THATS PERFECT TO WORK PLEASE WRITE BACK!
bonkers
What I liked most...: hi kacie no bonkers is not closed was im over there most of the year if was closed through the queiter months but should be open in september!
What I cared for least...:
cherrypie! 15-06-2005 (03:14)
Is bonkers closed?
What I liked most...: I'm heading to the rock in September, and i've heard Bonkers is closed. Tell me this isn't true? I've been to Tenerife a few times and it has always been my fave!
What I cared for least...:
Is bonkers closed?
What I liked most...: I'm heading to the rock in September, and i've heard Bonkers is closed. Tell me this isn't true? I've been to Tenerife a few times and it has always been my fave!
What I cared for least...:
DJ JACK
What I liked most...: I'm so in love with the lovely DJ Jack from Brannigans. Does anyone know him???
What I cared for least...: ...nothing...
best holiday ever 13-06-2005 (15:21)
Is Andy Paul still there!!
What I liked most...: The dubliner, best bar on the island and the wigan pier entertainments amazin! think the island is top class, I have a apartment there so get over all the time!! love it...
What I cared for least...: nothin love everythin bout it!
CherryPie! 13-06-2005 (09:14)
lovely branigans dj
What I liked most...: watching the gorge dj jack from branigans do his rubbish bar tricks
What I cared for least...: leaving boo...i want to go back
loved branigans 11-06-2005 (11:01)
Plains of Peppimentarti
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan, nature's gentleman, told me; A lot more dinner times than there were dinners, I learned a lot that hurt me at the time, then this quiet country boy went home a different man, with a memory of distance on my mind, but i alsways spoke too loud and laughed too often, maybe drank too many glasses down, and perhaps my clothes were older than I realised, a relief to all concerned when I left town.
What I cared for least...: The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, and a pub with no beer.
6 DAYS 2 GO YIPPEE
What I liked most...: Everything. Cant believe there are so few mentions on the WILD BOYZ on ere!!!! Wot gr8 music an entertainment.And i havent seen 1 mention of a GARY GOBSTOPPER- Top bloke an now a good friend. Go an c him at WIGAN PIER or the FULL MONTY.U wont b disappointed.SOOOOO funny. Best brekkie as gotta b GOODFELLAS in Los Christianos, an well worth the walk from PLAYA
What I cared for least...: stupid toy sellers tryin 2 get the kids attention while we eating!!! ffs
for whoever wanted to know about Jason from Snoopy
What I liked most...: yep Jason from Snoopys is gay, I been over there a few times and have friends who work there so I kinda know him, he is a laugh though
What I cared for least...: leaving, but I'm going back :D
Las A,mericas Lover 08-06-2005 (16:20)
work
What I liked most...: loved tenerife, fab place. loved it so much me and my mate want to work out there in the summer, anyone got any advice about prices of apartments to rent etc, then pls send an email thanks
What I cared for least...: coming home
I love you sunbed bois!
What I liked most...: wen i went on thetrampolines at Los Americos beach and a load of fit bois who worked on the sunbeds came on an told us we we pretty and made a real effort 2 speak English 2 us askin us if we wer ok and stuf. i think 1 was called Pablo thhey gav me a kiss goodbye bt didn't realise i was goin 4 good. I'm heartbroken i didn't get der n.o's i luvz dem so much i cried wen i gt ome! i ope der der nxt year! i shall b back!
What I cared for least...: leavin my babi without sayin bye
listen fat ross from brans
What I liked most...: i lcked seein terry from snappys is she still lega l if u readis babe
What I cared for least...: glen da manager
can anyone help me ?
What I liked most...: hopin to come to los christianos soon does anyone know either email address or phone number for tenerife sur /christian sur apartments
What I cared for least...:
rags and branagains 1997-2000
What I liked most...: working at rags bar i am wanting people to contact me such as stacey from brighton darren manager of rags from kent netta lucy ged from wales and any one else who can remember me lucy (PEGGY)
What I cared for least...: nothing it was brill
BRANNIGANS!!! ;-)
What I liked most...: the weather was great and the lads were even better, especially the boys from brannigans. the irresistble irish hunk and juicy jack the dj !!!! the games were more than enjoyable they were estatic !!
What I cared for least...: coming home and leaving the party palace back over there in the sumer as a holiday rep. let the fun commence !!!
Jason and Debbie from Snoopys!
What I liked most...: Having loadsa fun in Snoopys bar with Debbie and Jason, go there every year and each year it just keeps on getting better!!
What I cared for least...: Leaving on our last night like always!
Ftzpatricks Irish Bar Playas Del Americas
What I liked most...: Really loved the place. Great music.
What I cared for least...: Crooked barman! Shortchanged!
Fitzpatrick�s Irish Bar Playas De Almericas
What I liked most...: Nothing
What I cared for least...: The Barman is a crook! Watch your change at all times
one day tenerife - on a cruise
What I liked most...: limited time in tenerife - only 8 hours - what could we see to sample tenerife at its best for 2 adults and 2 children
What I cared for least...:
Can sum1 help?
What I liked most...: Is the Cally on Veronicas shut?????????????????? I was over at Xmas, the Cally was great & I love Jocks new bar......was just along from my hotel.
What I cared for least...:
good tattoo shop in tenerife
What I liked most...: the people en tattoo shop love soul helen and luke
What I cared for least...:
maryqeen 21-05-2005 (18:18)
Jason from Snoopys
What I liked most...: Jason from Snoopys is soooooooo nice, i totally fell in love with him but i couldnt figure out whether he was gay though, does anyone know???
What I cared for least...: leaving snoopys on the last night
lovedupchic 20-05-2005 (03:16)
Tenerife rocks
What I liked most...: i fell in love.... with a gorgeous lush bloke love you baby x x x
What I cared for least...: leaving my love behind
The Wild Boyz
What I liked most...: Just seen on here, & its new, som1 saying the M&M; are still in Cala Bona ( alright, if u r a gonna, hey boys)Well, no, they are back at Leo's, 6 or maybe 7 nights a week. Still as awsome as ever. Get in touch, if u wanna know more. PS - The pub in Cala Bona was Sanddancers, not whatever was said elsewhere.
What I cared for least...: Bobby's getting raided every other night & then closed for 2 nights.
hello all
What I liked most...: hi max you left a message but didnt get the number phone me back 07867920964 carlia x
What I cared for least...:
See you all soon people
What I liked most...: Butch, Si and the boys will be back for a record breaking 14th visit to The Rock on June 3rd. See you in Bonkers !!! The Magnificent Seven Ride Again
What I cared for least...:
Missing Tenerife already...Only been home few days
What I liked most...: BONKERS - great ppl, had such a crack there and Taylor the PR is fit (thanks for a great time!!). Hopefully see you again in August.?
What I cared for least...: The Irish girls with the really bad dress sense! and the lucky, lucky men with their watches!!
need Ryans second name
What I liked most...: Is anyone going to be going away in the next week, please can someone find out Ryan from behind the bar at Yates second name.
What I cared for least...:
Clarence 13-05-2005 (08:53)
jock!!!!
What I liked most...: how u doin mate,heard the callys shut,wens big duncy's on his way hame??? hope the bars goin well!,by the way folks get urselves doon to the whiskey jar,top bar owned by dj jock fae the cally!!im livin in glasgow noo,prob be bak oot end of summer!
What I cared for least...: nothing best summer ever!! loadsa bucky,
looking for work
What I liked most...: going to tenerife on sunday hoping to stay for the summer anyone know of places looking for workers or places to live please e-mail.
What I cared for least...:
Ryan from Yates's
What I liked most...: Loved the hoilday but really liked the look of Ryan, if anyone goes tell him Clare the estate agents in Los Christianos will be back in 2 weeks to get him.
What I cared for least...:
The Reef at New Year
What I liked most...: Just back from the Reef and loved it so much going back for New Year!! Anyone know anything about Las Americas at New year - things to do, places to go etc?? Cheers!!
What I cared for least...:
Amy and Lucy 11-05-2005 (15:54)
whoring it 'n'tourin it 05!!!
What I liked most...: We are coming back to Tenerife on 29th july!! Any sexy young men going to be touring the island(or something else) at that time!!??
What I cared for least...: Don't know yet!!
Hilda, Doris, Phyllis & Mavis 10-05-2005 (17:16)
Bonkers
What I liked most...: Bonkers was great but the website i was given doesnt work..can anyone tell me what the address is??
What I cared for least...: The cold weather i recieved when i was there
el cortijo
What I liked most...: does anyone know where the el cortijo apartments are, booked up for june but never heard of them
What I cared for least...:
Girls from Tottenham and Enfeild
What I liked most...: Allo just wanted to know if theres anyone from near us going around 8/july. Lets all meet up and get rat arsed together,
What I cared for least...:
christina, sara, nicola 04-05-2005 (05:20)
rags
What I liked most...: is that i worked in rags from the 21 jan-22 april 2005 back at the end of may
What I cared for least...:
leaving on a jet plane!!!!!
What I liked most...: leavin for the airport in 5 minutes!! yeyyyy!!!!
What I cared for least...:
SHOOTERS
What I liked most...: Shooters bar,one euro a pint barman russel is top man free shots ,laff all night
What I cared for least...: constant arrasment from scratch card people
Does anyone know bonkers website?
What I liked most...: Bonkers was the best bar in las americas. We loved the atmosphere and the DJ's were top! Can anyone remember the full website address for it as all I can see on our photo's is: www.bonkers-online.co.????? We would love to write in to them amd look at our photo's taken there. Pleeeeease can someone help us.
What I cared for least...: We hated Gas (the bar) we were made to go in twice and it was poo. We hated leaving tenerife so much that two of us are gonna try and get jobs over there this summer!
girlies frm belfast
What I liked most...: Goin out at nite,headin dwn 2 da strip!!!sound of cream an da cally wit dj jock!!cnt wait to go again in july and c al ma m8s at the strip!!c yas al soonxx
What I cared for least...: nothin
Bar Work Required
What I liked most...: Hi is there any cocktail bars that need a bartender?? im very experianced and plan on staying in tenerife for good email me at [email protected] nice 1
What I cared for least...:
Frank
What I liked most...: Frank ownes a bar in las americas. He is a bit like Frank Butcher and Ian Dury rolled into one. Don't let him anywhere near your bird.
What I cared for least...: The DJ in bonkers with his hooter.
SackWax 24-04-2005 (07:42)
The Caley Bar will never be the same !!!
What I liked most...: Jock....me and Si will be there on June 3rd for another famous visit !!! Will pop round to your place on the Friday to drag you out mate !!!! Butch
What I cared for least...:
JOCK
What I liked most...: CAN ANYONE PLZ GET ME IN CONTACT WITH DJ JOCK PLZ
What I cared for least...:
dj jock
What I liked most...: hi dad its gareth can u plz phone me at my grans plz
What I cared for least...:
dj jock
What I liked most...: hi dad its gareth can u plz phone me at my grans plz
What I cared for least...:
Goin on 23rd May 05
What I liked most...: Me n 3 of my mates r goin 2 tenerife 2 work 4 5 months on 23rd May 05, but we still havent found an appartment. Does any1 no of any1 wiv an appartment at a reasonable price prefferably in Las Americas or Island Village. Any1 else goin out in May? Where is the best place 2 find work as a Jelly Shot girl. Also is there any Drum n Bass clubs out there now cos alot of people have been saying they were disappointed that there were none.Please Help Us xxxx
What I cared for least...:
Scanda1ous 22-04-2005 (09:34)
Great
What I liked most...: everything was great rags and busbys are tops! had mental fun been twice this year already! lookin to go out n work in june.
What I cared for least...: black men thinkin they own u
kelly@yates
What I liked most...: meeting "kelly the shot seller with beautiful eyes" at yates
What I cared for least...: losing her number on the lastnight...doh!...if anyone knows how i can contact her before june....
Palm Mar
What I liked most...: Hi there!! Can anyone please tell me how far Palm Mar is to Los Christianos/Las Americas. What is the best way to make your way form place to place? I am looking at Accom aver there, but decided not to drive, and dont want to be stuck out in the middle of no-where!! Can anyone help?
What I cared for least...: Ta
missing it already and only landed 2 hours ago
What I liked most...: all the gorgeous pr guys , one in particular , partying till dawn
What I cared for least...: not being able to remember pullin gorgeous pr guy cause i was too drunk, and coming home
yay
What I liked most...: Meeting so many new people and BONKERS, anyone in there in the last week? Dj's are AMAZING!
What I cared for least...: Leaving all the people Id met, PR's tourists etc...
need branigans number
What I liked most...: anyone know how we can get the number for branigans so we can get in contact with claire the "shot girl" thanks
What I cared for least...:
scottish michelle & laura 15-04-2005 (14:58)
branigans and rags
What I liked most...: gareth the hot irish bar man who worked in branigans. fredrick the fit swedish guy who was in rags, yummy
What I cared for least...: coming home coz now im trying to get a flight back out towork for the summer
boab and adamski
What I liked most...: hi lads jock here just to let u know im now at my own pub the whiskey jar up next to pussycats yes the brothel i,m sure u know where it is and don�t forget the bucky and a couple of yum yum�s
What I cared for least...:
dj jock 14-04-2005 (10:29)
the king creole bar
What I liked most...: once you find Johnny Kelly's king creole bar in the salytien area of las americas you will be glad you did.6 nights a week this very talented man preforms there as elvis, also preforming there every night is his lovely wife julie who makes you feel you are a friend rather than a customer also there is a different supporting act on every night well worth a visit,johnny kelly has a voice which is second to none
What I cared for least...:
ADAMSKI AND BOAB CALLY SUMMER 2004!!!
What I liked most...: how u doin norry,big duncy,scouse roobie,goodguy(stevie)jock and the rest of the cally gang,see you soon folks, dont worry ill bring bucky!!!!
What I cared for least...: when we ran out of bucky!!!
DAVE AND ROB 06-04-2005 (14:36)
tenerife is wkd!!
What I liked most...: Defo the sexy men! i think pretty much every man that worked there was god damn sexay!! n e 1 know dean n anthony from yates? or a lad called toby from linekers? were all well sexay! or one of the PRs called jay jay from holland??leme know
What I cared for least...: cumin home 2 crappy english weather n the ugly men where i live !
Send me the pillow that Tom dreams on
What I liked most...: I saw Tom Keenan and he was was hillbilly picking on a cracked and battered Gibson and the songs that he sang were all his, every song told a story,and the more that i'd listen the more i'd realise, this is where country is.
What I cared for least...: His songs told how they did it and i felt a sense of shame, and i wondered if the battler would ever be again,his pride for his country rang true in every song, and i wondered if the chips were down if i would be as strong...
Mark Craig & Mea Dean
What I liked most...: Mark and Mea are singing in mallorca in Mea's brother fletch's bar
What I cared for least...:
I Dj'd in linekers wen i was 10, 1996 30-03-2005 (08:14)
brilliant
What I liked most...: i went last year with all my girlie mates, it was ace, best time of my life, and if you love the english brekki u should go to snappys or bus stop, there bloody amazing and there a good laf
What I cared for least...: hangovers and falling over, i just didnt care because i was toooooooooo drunk
allocation on arrival
What I liked most...: hey - has anyone ever been allocation on arrival - south??? we have just booked this way, but worrying that we may end up in Los Gigantes or somewhere out the road like that!! Its with Airtours on 29th April, so hopefully they will have plenty in Las Americas!! Give me a shout if you have any info!!!
What I cared for least...:
drug and alcohol work
What I liked most...: can any one tell me if they know of any support sercices that are running from tenerife to help people with drug and alcohol addiction our family are moving there this year and i am wanting any information people may ahve
What I cared for least...:
2 Irish Girls
What I liked most...: us ladies are goin to tenerife on the 17th June is there ne1 headin around then?... Could someone tell us where are the best places to go and the bestest place for cheap drinks !!
What I cared for least...:
the cally bar
What I liked most...: we loved the sun beer and parting in the cally.is it still open
What I cared for least...: the lucky lucky sellers
Going Soon
What I liked most...: Going 8th April!!!! can any1 tell me what goes on in soul seller now??? Where is Steve and John (Kick)??? and is the drop inn still there?
What I cared for least...: Loved it every time
Tenerife is tha best
What I liked most...: everything. does any 1 know paul from zanzibar real cute but a bit of a womanizer! anyone going to tenerife get ya selves to rags it is reali good for the latest r n b and doesnt shut until early hours in the morning. i went to tenerife with 2 of my mates and we had the best time despite nearly getting kicked out of our apartment. going bk this year hopefully to work for a few months. cya x x
What I cared for least...: the amount of sleep we had. which wasnt alot!
party time
What I liked most...: going to tenerife in june, any 1 going out then?email me if any1 is going and wants to meet there. [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
living in tenerfie
What I liked most...: if u want a cheap deposit free place to stay, playa honda is the way forward. all the workers live there. not the securist of places u have to kkeep ur doors locked but its very cheap
What I cared for least...:
lollie 14-03-2005 (08:42)
Nicky
What I liked most...: Hey P, Nicky doesn't have an email address, but he's does P.R for Beehive and he's there most nights. I've got a phone No. for him though. I told him u were lookin 2 get in touch with him. He has an idea who u r, but he's just guessin cos he doesn't have your name. He's not keen on givin out his No. cos he doesn't know exactly who's lookin for him. He was a little cagey about me confirming his surname. You'd think the guy was an MI5 secret agent!!!!!Ha! My email address is attached. Email me and I'll c if I cant sort something out for u chick, Lou
What I cared for least...:
nicky
What I liked most...: lou do you have an address or email address for nicky. thanx
What I cared for least...:
come on boys giv me a ring, 07837020528
What I liked most...: all the scotties,the strip and the drink!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: nothing
.....
What I liked most...: wen u get ther get in a taxi an tell him to take u to island village hights, it will cost u 450 deposit and 450 (euro) rent 4 a month its a 1 room studio with bathroom, thats cheap belive it or not... sup to u if u wnt to trust sumthing u read on the internet
What I cared for least...:
moving to tenerife
What I liked most...: moving over around the 1st june, hoping to stay until the middle of september, does anyone know how i can find somewhere to stay before going over? is anyone else planning going for the summer
What I cared for least...:
brannigans girls
What I liked most...: did anyone go to tenerife last summer and meet the gorgeous shot girls that worked in brannigans. Lucy and Lauren their names were. if anyone knows them say hi from gary there r gorgeous
What I cared for least...: not getting Lucy and Laurens numbers
lou
What I liked most...: yep same guy!! do you have an email address?? have you told him i was looking. thanx
What I cared for least...:
P Re Nicky
What I liked most...: His name is Brassington, same guy???????
What I cared for least...:
how depresing is england
What I liked most...: being away frm england
What I cared for least...: cuming bk to england
Busbys PR Eddied
What I liked most...: Busbys and rags were awesom, I fell with this PR guy from Busbys - Eddie, does anybody know anything about him? I desperately need his e-mail or anything, i even did not have a chance to say good bye to him and i still have what he needs......
What I cared for least...: Really bad wheather at the period i have been there.
dj jock
What I liked most...: dj jock from the cally now has his own bar in tenerife his website address is thewhiskeyjar.co.uk and his e-mail is thewhiskeyjar.co.uk this will help u find him when going to tenerife
What I cared for least...:
bucky monster 26-02-2005 (09:40)
lou re nicky
What I liked most...: whats his second name, just to make sure its the same person?? coz my brother was over recently and was told he moved back home. thanx
What I cared for least...:
JOHNY KELLY
What I liked most...: KING CREOLE BAR.....GREAT ELVIS MUSIC..JOHNY IS THE BEST I HAVE HEARD
What I cared for least...: THE BAR VERY HARD TO FIND....COME ON YOU TAXI DRIVERS,
SHEILA AND MICK 22-02-2005 (11:24)
shooters!!
What I liked most...: i loved evrythin especially shooters,the bar below the tucan restaurant i really need 2 no the address or any way of getting in touch with the bar man he is such a laff!!! please help me if you can plz plz plz!!!
What I cared for least...: coming home its crap weather here and thers 2 many chavs! shabba!
I'm from tenerife
What I liked most...: everything... I'm a guy (19 years old).. i'd like to meet an outlander girl, and have fun.
What I cared for least...: ....
sexy bar girl
What I liked most...: the sexy bar girl in busbys from belfast, hope shes still there shes well fit!!!
What I cared for least...: lookee lookee men and johhny and paul havin a one nite stand with a prossie
the chester boys 18-02-2005 (11:44)
RE Shooters
What I liked most...: P, You lookin to contact Nicky from Beehive. I know Nicky, speak to him most days. Got his number.
What I cared for least...:
ripoff
What I liked most...: my rental car
What I cared for least...: nightclub "Caribe" Playa de las Americas...charged 30 Euro for a 20 ml bottle of wine......Do NOT go there.....
garfields
What I liked most...: going to garfields to see ashly my husband gets up on the stage and does his party peice ,seeing rodger and lynne margaret anne john and rachael
What I cared for least...: time shares scratch cards
papa smurf 13-02-2005 (16:28)
Magnificent Seven prepare for Tenerife arrival
What I liked most...: They`re on their way back. The tourists that are considered workers will be back to see all the many friends made over the years with the first of three visits in June. Butch, Si, Pothead Dave, Mark, The Sarge, Cousin Paul and Darren will be back soon. The Magnificent Seven ride again..........
What I cared for least...: Coming Home
Conrad Busbys
What I liked most...: I cant beleive conrad is still at busbys!!!!!!!!! He is a cutie him and his bro, but please still there after 4 years.
What I cared for least...: well.......... let me tell all the girls in tenerife to stay away from conrad/spencer (his Bro) dont fall for the charm coz i did and i really wish i hadnt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Take it from me not worth it!!!
Veronicas
What I liked most...: Going back to Tenerife on March 4th, this is my 12th Year! I love everything. Is Veronica's still a bit tatty and are there still stupid druggie idiots off their heads trying to push gear? I love Tenerife but these people spoil my holiday.
What I cared for least...: The drug addicts at Veronicas.
Tom Keenan Country star
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan still belting out that country music,what a wicked voice he has,if you are off to Tenerife and you love country music do not miss this icon,you will find hom in Lizards Bar opposite the gardens of the Bouganville Playa hotel.He is the best.
What I cared for least...: Nothing,just love the area around Torviscas and Costa Adeje.
Tommy keenan fan 09-02-2005 (10:06)
Girls from belfast
What I liked most...: ALL the lads at veronica,s! Willy,who work,s in the cally is soo sexy! I'd say da best place is the sound of cream,busby's and the ibrox bar!!!
What I cared for least...: All da creepy spanish men
chelsea from da ibrox 07-02-2005 (08:18)
Tom Keenan Alive and Well
What I liked most...: Great to see him looking good and in fab voice. Rumour has it that he is 76 in July this year. Can't be. Does anyone know? Will someone please start a web site/fan club? Keep giving us the music Tom. We love ya'
What I cared for least...: Not being able to see Tom every night. He's back smoking again!!!
Shooters
What I liked most...: I miss the music the dancing and all the sexy boys. I went 2004 playa de las americas and stayed near Orlando hotel.
What I cared for least...: hang overs!
tinkers
What I liked most...: the gypsises were the best
What I cared for least...: the brits
Saying Thanx to Linekers for a great hols!!
What I liked most...: Went to tenerife aug 2004 had a wicked time especially in linekers the staff are so cool the dj was really funny! Loved the ice cube game ice ice baby! Tenerife 2004 baby!! XXXXXXXX
What I cared for least...: The weather was great but really needed air con!! We were sweating like prostitutes! As someone I no would say. XXX
the king creole bar
What I liked most...: best entertainer in tenerife JOHNNY KELLY as elvis fantastic voice strongly recommend a visit to this bar salytien las americas
What I cared for least...:
Oro Blanco Apts
What I liked most...: The nite life is amazing goin bk wid the gals in July 2 the Rebecca apts, ne1 kno if they r ne good? Loved the sun n the 5euros eat as much as u like chinese! mmm
What I cared for least...: The black prossies n the black hair braidin women (Hello nice girl) (hello nice hair) Oh n absolutely hated the Moroccans,the thievin gits!
loopy lou 25-01-2005 (13:09)
Tommy Keenan Fan Club?
What I liked most...: Is there a Tommy Keenan Fan Club out there? We have been going to Tenerife for over 15 years and Tom's always been there. He is FANTASTIC!
What I cared for least...:
shooters
What I liked most...: does anyone know if a guy called nick still pr's for shooters (torviscas) or works in the beehive (next door). Not been over for a couple of years. Really wanna get in contact with him.
What I cared for least...: hangovers!!!!
WHERE IS TOMMY KEENAN
What I liked most...: IS TOMMY STILL IN THE LIZARD BAR.
What I cared for least...:
Brill Hols
What I liked most...: i went out to tenerife august 2004, it was brill. quick question does anyone know why the busbys website isn't working.
What I cared for least...: sleezy men! and the cockroaches, urgh!!!
My Vacation on the Canary Islands
What I liked most...: o tell the truth, I liked everything! But most of all, I liked the weather, climate, and the Atlantic Ocean. The hotel I stayed at - Sol Tenerife - outlooks the Atlantic Ocean. I could look at the ocean every morning and evening, with the sights being magnificent. Please, visit my web site if you want to learn more about the Canary Isles: http://canarias-islas.narod.ru/
What I cared for least...: However, you should keep in mind the African Sun. It can easily burn you! So, do not neglect the application of sun protection creams! They will protect your cutaneous layer from high-power ultravilet rays.
The King Creole Bar, Las Americas
What I liked most...: Johnny Kelly as Elvis in The King Creole Bar, Las Americas. A friendly bar with compere Julie and Johnny on stage every night with another top cabaret act. Good food available as well, a great night out.
What I cared for least...:
Where is Billy??
What I liked most...: Dose anyone know where Billy McCraken is playing now adays? We last saw him in the Irish bar in Veronicas
What I cared for least...:
steptoe and son 05-01-2005 (16:06)
Tennerife
What I liked most...: Ive been to tenerife 6 to 7 times The veronic's the patch are the 2 best places to visit + DJ jock is the man
What I cared for least...: i down know
Tennerife
What I liked most...: Ive been to tenerife 6 to 7 times The veronic's the patch are the 2 best places to visit
What I cared for least...: i down know
wild boys in playa las americas
What I liked most...: the wild boys got p---ed off with cala bon? in majorca ,,,,, they arrived back on 15 th october 2004 at the old haunt ,,,,leonardo's up from veronicas , superb singing by two great vocals from 10 pm till quarter to midnight every night. well worth seeing.
What I cared for least...: was so quiet in early december 2004 ,,,,,,
i need the address of brannigans bar
What I liked most...: of course any weather would beat ireland worked there for 6 months broke me foot trying to break into the trampolins down beside cafe de mar and hada come home going bk in march though...miss everyone so much
What I cared for least...: the ho's and becki(pr manager for rags)
dj jock
What I liked most...: jock from the cally has now got his own bar called the whiskey jar, up beside the football stadium at the back of las americas . i can�t remember what the complex is called but its round the corner from the columbus hotel.good pub great host.
What I cared for least...:
hoops fan 03-12-2004 (14:24)
The Cally bus is coming
What I liked most...: We love the Cally, from the Swally!! Jock ur a legend! Did anyone stay in Parque Santiago3?4132!!We love you pool man, we do!!
What I cared for least...: The security guy in our apartments who hit my friend, in the head!!!
FAO Miss Curious - 7/10/2004
What I liked most...: We loved Fitzpatrick's too.....the guy with the long blonde hair was called Adrian - and he did a mean Britney Spears!! The dark-haired one - Brendan - was very cute too!!
What I cared for least...:
Insaniacs 2004 27-11-2004 (18:56)
Gordon
What I liked most...: It was really sad to hear about PR Gordon. Just wanted to say that i think he will stay in many peoples thoughts and i hope he has happiness where he is now..
What I cared for least...:
aug 2003
What I liked most...: hi had a great time last year just wonderin if the cally guys are still there and if the cute lad is still workin at the full monty
What I cared for least...: big black prostitutes lol
Cally
What I liked most...: I worked in the cally 99/2000, anyone around from then?
What I cared for least...:
Stewart 20-11-2004 (02:33)
is conrad still at busbys?
What I liked most...: Cant belive conrad still playing big man in busbys!! Left about 4 years ago and time seem to be standing still! Is Martzio still in bobbys aswell?
What I cared for least...: Tourists
Marie Mad Swede 17-11-2004 (10:25)
hey ROBERTO!!!!! the big guy from BOBBYS
What I liked most...: His big leather jacket, which kept me nice and warm.x hes about 8 ft, (up the way, and out the way) If your going to tenerife, you've got to go into bobbys bar to c him. Seems dour faced, but just keep staring at him, and he'll come round! handy guy to know if you get into a fight.
What I cared for least...: His teeth. hahaha only jokin roberto xxxxx We'll chip in and get you falsers.xxxxxxx
your beloved gals.xxxxxxxxx 16-11-2004 (12:16)
Spencer Moon, PR bonkers
What I liked most...: actually quite cute from a distance, (thats with the beer googles on LOL) Seemed quite shy ...at first!
What I cared for least...: When u actually get talkin to him hes really full of s*it. he had a skinny body which he showed everyone on the strip at 5am on a freezin morining. Hes a memorable guy, hes got a tatoo "NICOLA" engraved across his back (which he says was his mums name NOT!!) So anyway Spence (real name Danny)if you are reading this, just want to say that i forgot to say byee, a couldnt get away quick enough u were talking that much sh*te. So....byeee!!!!!!!
mrs moon (u couldnt pull) xxx 16-11-2004 (12:08)
Minging Manager LOL!
What I liked most...: Good tunes n lots of booze!
What I cared for least...: well thats easy the manager was a "bawbag!" whos patter was absolute mince! n he had the cheek to bar us scot chicks because we gave him it tight for his cheesy line's!wot a w*nka!LOL!
Mad mental Scot chicks! 16-11-2004 (09:42)
busby's nightclub
What I liked most...: Music was quite good....and the bouncers were quite cute ;))))
What I cared for least...: well....the manager was really full of himself. For what reason i dont know! He was thought of himself as a bit of a charmer, and pranced about in his pin stripped suits as if he was gods gift to women. He wasnt too happy when, me and my good friend adrea laughed at him and told him what we thought of him. Needless to say Commrad (the manager) barred us from the nightclub....Just want to say "COMMRAD YOUR STILL MINGIN!!!!"hahahaha
Caroline and Adrea from Scotland 16-11-2004 (09:33)
I'm luvin it!
What I liked most...: What wasn't to like? cheap booze, had a drink named after us in Branigans (an absolute must!!!) ended up knowin nearly all the zanzibar crew (sorry about that first night! its your fault for serving me more booze!!) Never had a better holiday, deffo going back next year. The tuneage in rags was immense! if you are going over there get yourself down there!!! party til the sun comes up baby!!!
What I cared for least...: waking up with headaches the next day! haha, SYKE!
where is DJ Simone Gigante?
What I liked most...: Can anybody help me locate simone gigante who used 2 work as a dj in busbys when i lived out in tf for 3 years(left 2001).And does anybody know what happened to DJ CAFE? Used to work there for esther and niels!
What I cared for least...:
marie mad swede 11-11-2004 (12:08)
Tom Keenan & El Patio Restaurant
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan still entertaining even though he's just celebrated his 150th birthday!!!
What I cared for least...: El Patio Restaurant. Very expensive & very disappointing. Better food in many other places, eg Pavarotti's & El Pescador, for a tenth of the price.
Disappointed diner. 06-11-2004 (06:23)
tra la la la la
What I liked most...: we loved rooftops and zanzibar (veronicas), youve got to go and dance on the pool tables and the bar! dont forget the monkey spunk!! wahey!! buy jelly shots off the jelly shot lady, shes top and if ur nice enough to her then she might do you a deal. Zanzibar is so under-rated, it is quality you've got to go. When it shuts in zanzibar head straigh over to rags, brilliant atmosphere and you can dance on the podiums. have ittt!! they play top RnB till the small hours.
What I cared for least...: the chinese bloke who tried to do us over when we bought the flashing tiaras, just dont let them con you! the tiaras are very jazzy tho!!
Melo Fuckin D! and BeKi!!!! 05-11-2004 (03:58)
tenerife is the best hol eva !!!
What I liked most...: FLANAGANS in the patch its quite near 2 the full monty, does any1 no if they have a website ? plz !! The veronice strip is excellant deff goin back there nxt year
What I cared for least...:
Apocalypse Tom
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan's continued existence, i sense a faustian deal with the devil, but when you can play and growl like Tom, damnation is nothing.
What I cared for least...: Baton wielding security guards in the sandwich aisle of the local co-op
The Keenonian Candidate 02-11-2004 (03:51)
Vino are ok, but
What I liked most...: where is Marc & mea, are they coming back??
What I cared for least...:
shooters bar
What I liked most...: the dj jack if anyone knows how to contact him or the address of shooters email me.
What I cared for least...: coming home
More to Island then Las Americas
What I liked most...: Renting a car and seeing the island beyond the veronica strip! Some beautiful places to be seen such as mount teide and Less known areas! Stayed in the caribe apartments, very basic but clean and well worth a visit! Enjoy your holiday in tenerife, especially the weather.
What I cared for least...:
the king creole bar
What I liked most...: johnny kelly as elvis every night and wife julie compere and supporting singer both superb also guest act on everynight this place is well worth a visit situated at the salytien area las americas just ask taxi drivers they will find it for you
What I cared for least...: nothing really enjoyed my two week stay there
love berdd
What I liked most...: i like girll cute TOW MUTHCH
What I cared for least...: few ggedfK CJWQE HNFHRYSGETDKUY MAMOUN BJFN DJAFJ F HFGR HFYR SHR,FG
Get in Touch!!!!!
What I liked most...: Hey - used to work down Veronicas at Cream/Ministry end winter 02/03. Get in touch if you think you might know me. xx
What I cared for least...:
out of it in tenerife
What I liked most...: 98/99 in tenerife the cally boys the drink the drugs anyone remember any of the boys names in call back then
What I cared for least...: the next day
pill monster 09-10-2004 (05:38)
out of it in tenerife
What I liked most...: 98/99 in tenerife the cally boys the drink the drugs anyone remember any of the boys names in call back then
What I cared for least...: the next day
pill monster 09-10-2004 (05:38)
Fitzpatricks Bar
What I liked most...: The singer in Fitzpatricks bar with the long blonde hair. Anyone know his name?
What I cared for least...:
Miss Curious 07-10-2004 (06:52)
Great hol
What I liked most...: Hi, im going to tenerife nxt week, does anyone know if danny, vinny and paul are still in the band in the dubliner?? and is anyone else going over??
What I cared for least...: ...
Great hol
What I liked most...: The cheep drink
What I cared for least...: ...
the cally bar
What I liked most...: the sun, sea and most of all the cally! Always a great night at the cally it made our holiday. Nice to see dj jock and norrie again and some new faces behind the bar especially john (he's sooo lovely!) Is thera a website to get in touch wi the guys??? Hello to the farmers who were there the same week as us!
What I cared for least...: Going home to the cold and having to go back to work!
dj jock
What I liked most...: I was at Tenerife at the New Year and loved it has the Cally bar got a wedsite??????
What I cared for least...:
no 1 fan 04-10-2004 (09:04)
tenerife 98-2000 the tunnel
What I liked most...: hi im looking to trace anyone that remembers me from tenerife in this time. i used to dj @ the tunnel,nooctua,the escape. dj stevee wonder. i also worked down the patch for a good while at the full monty bar. i remember flanagans for workers prices,i even worked there too for a while. i also used to sell tickets on the scooters for the pub crawls. i used to live in san telmo. i also had a little business venture with andy from the patch and i belive he,s still there. im also looking to trace a guy called darren. he's still out there (mars bars) working on the scooters selling booze cruze tickets. i used to live with him for a while. also john from the blaydon races. big nathan from hull. does anyone have a contact number for benny boy from bobbys. i used to run a workers night called funky munky at the tunnel with louis as the bar manager(from bristol). i used to supply bits n bobs in the tunnel for a good while. well it would be good to hear from anyone that remembers me.imnow in liverpool nice n cold. so give me a ding....stevee
What I cared for least...: the police aka fat frank.....
the cally bar
What I liked most...: the cally bar in veronicas.always a great night with jock norrie and their staff.sometimes u even see them sober(not often).dj jock has own bar now called the whiskey jar at the las florias apts near the football stadium and looks after all us cally punters and u get cheaper cds if u drink in his pub.back at the new year with some bucky 4 the boys.respect the cumnock young farmers
What I cared for least...: no sheep
cumnock young farmers 30-09-2004 (09:57)
Quest for a Legend
What I liked most...: For those on an endless quest for enlightenment and unique and quite unforgettable country music I tell you that your quest ends here. I draw your attention to Mr Tom Keenan, Lizard Lounge, Las Americas. I hope you find what your looking for...
What I cared for least...: Seeing Tom so emmaciated, it brought a tear to my eye. Please, if you visit him bring food for gawd's sake!!
the best holiday ever
What I liked most...: i liked the fab weather and the gorgeous guys and most of all the cally bar does anyone have any info on it especially the web address if so can you give me it please!!!???? and is the rumour true that dj jock from the cally has his own pub now?? is he still working in the cally??????
What I cared for least...: the cold back home
the scots gals 28-09-2004 (05:33)
Playa las americas - Adeje
What I liked most...: I loved everything about the holiday stayed in my Timeshare at CLUB OLYMPUS - the touts did my head in so on my last day told them where to get off!! Brill bars and places to eat. My favourite bar was KORMACKS, Mark and Craig were TOP GUYS definately worth a visit...
What I cared for least...: Waiting nearly an hour for something to eat at HARLEYS the american diner, the were quick at taking your drink/food order, but the wait was horrendous so avoid this place if u can. we walked out in the end!
cant wait to go back
What I liked most...: went in june with my boyfriend, it was ace and the guy behind the bar in the full monty was hot, coming back in december alone doing a bit of work hope u still ont there.xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
What I cared for least...: not getting that guys name!
X NESS XX 20-09-2004 (09:26)
working in tenerife
What I liked most...: i would like to know how i would go about working there for the next couple of months, can anyone help?!!
What I cared for least...:
Twice in one year for The Magnificent Seven
What I liked most...: Butch, Si and the boys are coming back to The Rock for a week in October having been there for two weeks in July. Looking forward to seeing Bonkers Nigel and Adie, DJ Jock, Ibrox Ronnie, Hungarian John, John, Brad and the gang from Blaydon, Nigel and Tony from Soul Cellar, Helen and Jo, First Choice Reps !!!, Johnny Hormone, Jackie, John the Toothless Wonder, Nabil, Big John, MArie and Jennifer, Gaby and anyone else we`ve forgotten
What I cared for least...: Too many Policia now for my liking
"THE BUCKFAST TONIC WINE"
What I liked most...: tHE CALLY bAR ITS GREAT THE BAR STAFF ARE SO FRIENDLY AND DJ JOCK IS AMAZING HE MAKES THE CALLY WHAT IT IS ! I LOVE THE NEW YEAR TERE ITS GREAT BETTER THAN BEING AT BORING HOME! CANT WAIT TO SPEND HOGMANY 2004 THERE GET A BIG SMACKER FROM DJ JOCK! CANT WAIT TO SEE nORRIE BEHIND THAT BAR !! DOES ANYONE HAVE THE CALLY WEB ADDRESS?????? PLEASE!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: GOING HOME TO THE BORING COLD!!!
THE CALLY CHICKS! 16-09-2004 (09:35)
Workin in tenerife November 2004
What I liked most...: Can anyone tell me where me and my mate can get a job for the winter?
What I cared for least...:
Tracey 15-09-2004 (14:25)
TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: Can anyone tell me where is Tom Keenan? I,m going out there in October. Is he still in the Lizard Bar?
What I cared for least...: I like all of Tenerife
WHERE IS TOM KEENAN NOW?
What I liked most...: Last time I saw Tommy was in the Lizard Bar in Tenerife march 2004. Is he still there?
What I cared for least...: I like all of it.
the cally is class!!
What I liked most...: the cally bar is where we spent most nights its fun and the bar staff are great and dj jock with the 10 inch cock u will know what i measn if u go there or have the cds!!! well what could u say hes brilliant we love it !!!!
What I cared for least...:
scottish bird 13-09-2004 (08:47)
cally bar
What I liked most...: love the cally bar!!! miss it so much, last there sep 03", shame claire had left missed our chats and free raffle prizes!!! went to tenerife april this year, so gutted when cally was closed. cheered up when we found norrie & john in the' ibrox bar' & jock in his own bar. hope to see the NEW YEAR in, in the cally... saving the pennies... hope to see you all soon xx
What I cared for least...:
tracy & derek xx 10-09-2004 (14:15)
Fantastic Holiday!
What I liked most...: i loved every minute of it!! Wetherspoons - best bar ever!! and also crows nest with the sexy barmen!heehee!
What I cared for least...: Going home to the bad irish weather, sooooooooo depressing!!
LOVED EVERY MINUTE!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: What I liked most was Ali at zanzi bar the fit PR! All the bar staff were really nice. U MUST GO THERE GUARANTEED TO HAVE A GREAT NITE.
What I cared for least...: Going home!!
Britney 04-09-2004 (03:00)
legend of a summer
What I liked most...: just home to ireland after workin in tenerife for the summer,was a PR for soul cafe,the RnB bar just over bonkers on the strip.does anyone know it?the nightlife was amazing,we loved bonkers and rags and the litres of vodka redbull in oasis!
What I cared for least...: going home.everyone usually says the chinese people selling the squeky light up things here but those glasses with no lenses that light up are hilarious.our nights out wouldnt have been the same without them.does any1 agree?!
the place rocks
What I liked most...: great wee pub called the pheasant soon to be the whisky jar jock and lisa and carly great people good beer would reccomend it for a few drinks just round the corner is an italian resteraunt called tango excellent food go on the strip to grace omalleys lisa the barmaid very nice girl and oneills above veronicas is cool place a good nite out so have fun i did
What I cared for least...: the hotel las floritas it was ok but no air conditioning and it was so hot
euan m 31-08-2004 (16:48)
Troviscos
What I liked most...: We just got back from tenerife and it was fab, we stayed at the Orlando, it was massive. Our room was basic but still very nice. The swimming pools were very clean but very slippy when you get out. The sun loungers were padlocked up at the end of each day so get up early if you want one. If your taking kids with you, the entertainment was fantastic day and night. There are restaurants just down the road from the hotel/appartment. Try the Wigan Pier and the Blue Lagoon they are very english.
What I cared for least...: The nearest beach was only 5 min walk but had black sand, so i recommend that you catch a taxi down to Playa Del Ducci (i dont know how it is spelt) this beach has white sand and the loungers are very comfortable in deed.
cartwright family 29-08-2004 (10:27)
Yeats bar
What I liked most...: Not long back from a fortnight in tenerifr and had the best time ever!Loved Murphy's and the Dubliner! Had the best craic in Yeats-they had the sexy D.J called Ben who looked like Scott Anderson from Hollyoaks-he was one of the nicest things on the whole island!I would go back anytime!My brother and his mates are all flying out tomorrow morning-RAGING-Im soo jealous!!!!
What I cared for least...: The looky lookys should all be put on a big boat and be drowned-especially the ones with the squeekers!They are complete handys!!!
Smudge 26-08-2004 (18:33)
2 days to go!!!!
What I liked most...: Going back to Tenerife on Friday!!!! Used to live there!!! Cant wait to see the place again!! Anyone going to be there at the same time??? Give me a shout!!! Prob be down the cally bar!!
What I cared for least...:
Still want to be there...
What I liked most...: We went to Las Americas at start of July and it was fantastic, still want to be there now! Loving the Chinese restaurants over there, 4.50 euros for all you can eat! Linekers, Yates' and Brannigans were all great but i have to admit to being a bit partial to a night of karaoke and Guinness (what a combo!) in Grace O'Malley's on Veronicas. Everybody was so friendly over there, can't wait to go back!
What I cared for least...: Chinese people selling flashing ducks, sheep, glasses, hats e.t.c. (although it is funny when you don't say anything to them when they come up to you, just to see how long they stay. you'd be amazed how long they do!)
we're coming!!!!
What I liked most...: me and my friend are coming on aug 31st too!yeah veronica's is definetely open!! what hotel you guys staying in??
What I cared for least...:
Lanie & Denise 22-08-2004 (11:44)
bit worried
What I liked most...: me and my mate are going at the end of this month is veronicas open who else is going that date xxxx
What I cared for least...:
stacey and kaylee 20-08-2004 (15:34)
Who's coming???
What I liked most...: dont know what we liked most yet coz we are going on 31st of this month!!! is anyone else going then??? anyone know if it will be warm and busy????
What I cared for least...: tell you that l8r!!!
Lisa & Shell 16-08-2004 (06:40)
BEST HOLIDAY EVER
What I liked most...: ZANZI BAR +ALIIIIIII!!! if you were there the last 2 weeks or are going PLEASE go and send love from sick girl and the scousers haha!miss it so much!please email me [email protected] n share experiences
What I cared for least...: waiters chasing me down the street
For VON: Mar Ola 2
What I liked most...: If you check the Going Places website - it should give you an idea of where they are. I can't remember exactly but they are quite near the Balloon in Las Americas.
What I cared for least...:
Mar Ola 2?????
What I liked most...: Hey there!!! Used to live in Tenerife and going back on hol on27th Aug. Cant wait, but im having a problem with the apartments - i can't remember where it is!!! Can anyone help me with this - i cant find it on any of the maps!! Are Mar ola 1 and Mar Ola 2 in the same place??
What I cared for least...:
CUTE GUYS WANTED!!!!!
What I liked most...: we are going on the 31st of August and want to know if anyone will be joining us then?????
What I cared for least...:
nikki and kim 10-08-2004 (19:31)
Lad, im gona eat your hair.
What I liked most...: Julie and Nikki, Playa de Las Americas 23/7/04 - 6/8/04 we atayed at hacienda del sol aparts. they were gorge. i love the way all pubs n clubs were on our doorstep, best pub was O'neills - Hello Gareth, Ryan & emma. Does the english manager eva smile??? ;-)
What I cared for least...: PR'S Jamie from Yates's is a checky B***ard, dont go near him.
I love o'Neills
What I liked most...: The bar staff in o'neills, not to mention Adam and Kev from Liverpool (lad, im gona eat that rose) they were there for a week and made our fortnight.
What I cared for least...: The bugs. Dont like bugs!!
does anyone remember me??????
What I liked most...: I lived in tenerife in 1999/2000 and it was the absolute best time of my life.I am called scott callen,Im from belfast and I lived in Funchal apts and at Jeans house.I worked in the TUNNEL,the ANNEX and MOLLY MALONES and ROOFTOPS.I also did some time in Tenerife.If anyone remembers me I would love to get in [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
CALLY BAR JULY 04
What I liked most...: We all went to Tenerife at the beginning of July 04 it was absolutely brilliant! Anyone from Scotland has to go to the Cally Bar its fantastic we were there every night- dj jock may be the oldest dj in tenerife but he's definately the best! If anyone's heard the David Becham song, the glasweigen rhapsody or done the braveheart dance, then you'll know what I'm talking about. The staff there are brill too, especially Robert. If anyone knows their address or if they have a website, could you plz e-mail me it, thanx
What I cared for least...: The horrible cockroaches everywhere.
On My Way
What I liked most...: I am leaving for Los Cristianos of 30/08/2004, this friday, what is the best way to kill cockroaches, where should i avoid going to, and lastly if i get into a situation of a fight, and i pop a few skulls, is it worth it ?? lol please respond asap
What I cared for least...: (all u lot bad mouthing brits :( ) yes some can be pricks, but most are not, it always seems to be the northerner's that are the pricks lol
AndyMc 27-07-2004 (20:31)
DIDNT WANA COME OME!!! (JUL 13 - 20 2004)
What I liked most...: RAGS...what a wicked atmosphere, Linekers bar...how many of ya did the pigeon dance?! The bar crawl was such a laugh saw a bit more then i bargained for! And of course MATTY!!!! A London girl falling for an Aberdeen lad HOW BLOODY ANNOYING!
What I cared for least...: the chinease lot walkin rand with those bloody duck! JESUS! mind you it is fun when you get the entire club singing WHO ARE YA...WHO ARE YA at erm! (hehe)
Tenerife was brill!
What I liked most...: I loved Temple Bar in San Eugenio. The band there was fantastic and got me jiggin every nite. And I loved the Celtic Cocktails. The strip was pretyy OK, the clubs are reopened and the place is looking a lot better.
What I cared for least...: The morning after the nite before, need I say more.....!
Murphy's Irish Pub
What I liked most...: Murphy's Irish Pub! It was great! Became really good friends with the singers!(Gary and phil!) and the bar staff!!!
What I cared for least...: PR'S!!!
Lauren and Jenna 20-07-2004 (15:16)
Music
What I liked most...: Music in The Bay view bar is the best on Tenerife. Want to say thanks for musicians;) It were nice evenings there. Hope one day I'll be back...
What I cared for least...:
sun365.com
What I liked most...: If you have any funny stories / pictures from your time on holiday then post them on www.sun365.com , Just been on for the first time, its a bit quiet but a quality site!
What I cared for least...:
The Urban Scene
What I liked most...: I'm goin to Playa De Las Americas on 27th August 2004. Can any1 tell me if there's many or any clubs/bars open this summer playin R'n'B, Hip Hop, UKG etc? Is Soul Train is still open?
What I cared for least...:
looking for my old workmates from HARLEYS!
What I liked most...: Looking for an e.mail for Carly , Paula , luke , Helen can go on but I won`t. Anyway looking to get in contact with some friends I used to work with in 2000 - 2001 at Harleys American Restaurant as I`ve lost contact with everyone. If anyone knows can they E.mail me. used to date Mick if you cant remember me used to live with my best mate Deborah. If anyone knows of any of the above e.mail address`es I would really appreciate it. Cheers.
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife is kickin�!
What I liked most...: Tenerife is back on track, Las Americas is cleaned up, the clubs are reopened and lookin great. We just had the best week of sunshine & clubbin.
What I cared for least...: Going back to work.Prs-how do they do that job?
electrial con
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: do not buy electricals in tenerife. royal electronics playa de las americas sold us a camera which we have found out is worth less than half price.
spider 08-06-2004 (12:06)
electrial con
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: do not buy electricals in tenerife. royal electronics sold us a camera which we have found out is worth less than half price
spider 08-06-2004 (12:05)
HELP XMAS DINNER
What I liked most...: A NICE XMAS DINNER, I AM A BIT WORRIED WE ARRIVE IN PLAYA DA AMERICAS 24/12 WILL ANYWHERE BE OPEN THE FOLLOWING DAY? WILL IT BE TOO LAST TO BOOK,IS EVERYTHING OPEN OVER XMAS? YO HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED. I HAVE 3 YOUNG CHILDREN WHO WILL NEED FEEDING
What I cared for least...: NO DINNER
JOHNNY KELLY ELVIS
What I liked most...: JOHNNY AND HIS WIFE JULIE HAVE LEFT THE BAY VIEW BAR AND HAVE OPENED THIER OWN BAR ..THE KING CREOLE... SITUATED AT SALLY TIEN ON THE BEACH FRONT BEHIND THE BINGO,LAS AMERICAS
What I cared for least...:
To the Stags from the Hen
What I liked most...: Re entry 21/10/2003 - we were the quietest(!) hen party on the island, you may remember us.....we didnt have to dress up, left the uniforms at home! If you're going back this year.......see you next week........!!!
What I cared for least...: having to go home and sober up....
The Scottish Hen Week 27-05-2004 (16:46)
hen party 2004
What I liked most...: the night life was fun, would love to find my naughty shcool teacher as i was defintley his naughty shcool girl on the beach 7th till 11th may.... itailian i think he said
What I cared for least...: it was a laugh a minutuite apart from the security peeping tom
how much is stuff
What I liked most...: hi, we are going to tenerife in june (los cristianos) and wondered how much things cost. a Pint of lager, Spirits, Food Eating out, Ciggies etc. Please let us know, cheers everyone
What I cared for least...:
Mike T 14-05-2004 (09:36)
Dubliner
What I liked most...: Was in tenerife in 2002,drank in dubliner a lot but wud like to say that paul who used to be manager in dubliner that year,was the biggest wanker ever!!and sooo god damn ugly!my friends went bk last year and said that johnny is now manager.so good!
What I cared for least...:
Green banana guide
What I liked most...: purchased a green banana guide from admiral travel for 25 euro's, and saved at least 10 times that between 4 of us, if you go get one and don't miss out on verde's (Italian)15% discount with the green banana guide & after that get down to yate's & wetherspoon's and use the guide there too.
What I cared for least...: Looky Looky men and dodgy zebra crossings!!!!
hi sarah
What I liked most...: you can get me at [email protected] have a nice holiday,
What I cared for least...:
hello stu
What I liked most...: I left in march 2000 and once back in UK couldnt be bothered to go back, I work for the railways now, its really good..... I own a house in York with my bloke... no kids... yet!! I am off on holiday on Sat to majorca so I wont be checking the net for a week.. whats your email address and I will contact you directly
What I cared for least...:
Sarah Nic 06-05-2004 (07:39)
hi sarah
What I liked most...: I didn't realise that was you! How's life treating you? Hope everything is well. I thought you'd have come back to the strip in 2000, did you ever go back? Are you settled in the UK now? Take care,
What I cared for least...:
WILD BOYS
What I liked most...: Andrew Jones or anyone where have the Wild Boys gone after all these years, a whole group of us got friendly with them and are going out to Tenerife on the 21st May, shame they are not still in Leonardos, are they still out in Tenerife though, I just can't believe after 5 years of being there, they have gone, we had great laughs.
What I cared for least...:
hi stu
What I liked most...: I am from york and i worked in rootops, had blonde hair and big boobs!!! if u r the same stu i know u wore a silver suit over christmas eve 99 and knew, mickey, roory(whatever his name is), rob and Jamie, you met a girl from scotland there and i paid for either yours or her flight home, you were from paisley!!!! if u r not this stu sorry to of been a bother
What I cared for least...:
sarah nic 05-05-2004 (10:42)
The Magnificent Seven Ride Again
What I liked most...: Bonkers, Big Nigel, Kenny Cuddles, Gentleman John the Doorman, Vina Del Mar, Marie and John, Blaydon Races, Little John, Brad, Sarah, Jo and Pam, Nathan Swift, Geordie John the photographer, Ronnie from The Ibrox Bar and his mad mates, The Cally Bar, DJ Jock, The Crows Nest, Cosmos Reps (you know who you are !!!), Rolf Harris, Dee and Tracey from Bobbys, Sarah from Croydon, Pipers, Ali who nearly killed me with dodgy shots and anyone else who made Summer 2003 the best of my life.
What I cared for least...: Coming home.
hi sarah
What I liked most...: where are you from? when did you pay for my ticket home? how are you doing?
What I cared for least...:
Want to be back in Tenerife!!
What I liked most...: Just got back from a fabulous week in Tenerife (one week is no where near long enough!) Must see: Lovely beach at Los Christianos- had fun at the waterpark (dolphin show is great!)Great places for food are Mama Rossa (for a really lovely meal in a quiet setting) or Linares III - busy- but for a 3 course meal at an amazing 6.50 euros is fab!!! At night we headed to the Irish bars in Veronicas for the cheapest drinks and live bands- Fitzgeralds? and Murphy's bar. There was a great duo in Murphy's every night- Irish guy on keyboards and a great singer from Glasgow on the guitar (anyone know if these guys play anywhere at home? would definitely go see them! After the Irish bars- headed to Wetherspoons/Yate's. Avoid the Busby's/Bobby's clubs like the plague unless you are 14 and of questionable upbringing;-))
What I cared for least...: Touts............EVERYWHERE!!!! All shouting that it's happy hour- be warned- it's always happy hour and you are much more likely to get a good deal on your drinks (they may be 2 for 1 but are hugely expensive) if you don't go into a bar with one of the touts. Also if they tell you your "2 for 1" drinks voucher will be valid the following night - they lie!
Wild Boys
What I liked most...: Where have the Wild Boys from Leonardos gone after all these years?
What I cared for least...:
We met Chubby Brown!!
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan at the Lizard for a reaaaally good night of country and western. Laying next to Chubby Brown on a sunbed in our hotel in Las Americas - not saying which one, he deserves his privacy like anyone else. Top bloke, really nice. Told a few good jokes, but nothing I can repeat here. Gave us some good tips for eating out. Mamma Rossa for one - Spanish/italian. We also ate at Fortuna in Los Christianos -have the half a sheep, delish. and Pisces in Adeje. Aberdeen Steak house is good for cheap and pleniful food. Market in Los Christ for designer handbags on the cheap (so the wife found, anyway).
What I cared for least...: Having to go to bed cos the wife ran out of steam too early at night
dj jock
What I liked most...: finding dj jock eventually cos i had some buckfast for him . hes now got his own bar called the pheasant at the las floritas apartments.he informs me he will be back at the cally in may when it reopens
What I cared for least...: the cally being shut
HELP ME PLEASE =]
What I liked most...: i really loved tenarife not much i dint like... but what i hate now i am back is not bein able to find the address of shooters in playa de les americas - would you please help me ... and find it out for me - [email protected] plzzzzz email me it if you can help.....
What I cared for least...:
mickey 24-04-2004 (09:32)
Hello
What I liked most...: Hia Stu, remeber me its Sarah I worked in Rooftops when u were in the cally........ I was the silly girl who paid for your flight back to the UK..... you never did repay me!! hope you are well... leave a message if you want....
What I cared for least...:
Sarah Nic 23-04-2004 (07:45)
Tenerife's the best
What I liked most...: Near enough everythin, if anyone likes free style hip hop n R&B;, get urself down to The Full Monty on The Patch, he's fantastic!! I've never heard anyone as good! The rest of the staff are all really friendly, ive never felt so welcome, can't wait to get back out there and see everyone i met! DOnt forget to check out Weatherspoons, Jumpin Jacks and Bobby's there all great. If you can put up with them all hasselin you let the PR's take you in coz most places will give you a deal for lettin a PR take you in. Also go on the pub Crawl, theres always a PR for that around if not get urself to Weatherspoons about half 7/8 on a wednesday night, it does seem a bit expensive but its great fun and you get free shots in most of the bars you go in! Well if your goin have a fab time i'm sure you will!!
What I cared for least...: Only a few probs over there if a PR does take you in somewhere watch out coz some places say you get 2 4 1 but really you pay the price for 2 drinks anyway! And keep an eye on your drinks at all times, just like any other bar or club your in back in the UK theres always a chance you can get your drink spiked so be careful! Other than that have a great time everyone!
DJ Jock alive and kicking
What I liked most...: Found this great new bar called The Pheasant just outside Las Floritas apartments. The new owner was no other than DJ Jock. The Evil Scotsman has been tamed at last.
What I cared for least...: Missed The Cally but it will be opening again soon with Jock back on the decks.
WARNING TO PROSPECTIVE BUYERS
What I liked most...: EVERYTHING - a must to visit. Bars, tourist attractions, food, waterpark, beach, weather. I had an excellent holiday other than this.
What I cared for least...: Please use an internet cafe before agreeing on a price in electrical stores I have returned home today with my wife to find out that we have been charged over 100 POUNDS extra for a digital camera and various extras. WE WILL NOT GET OUR MONEY BACK BUT, as we paid by Visa, the Fraud Department are investigating but I would just like to warn any other 'mugs' like myself before it happens to them. I was 'ripped off' by SUNSHINE ELECTRONICS (or ELECTRO) in Playa.
Neilly 09-04-2004 (20:27)
anyone in veronicas 1999/2001?
What I liked most...: i worked in tenerife from aug99-jan2001.for the first year i worked in the cally and after that i was working up on the strip.anyone i know who was on holiday or worked there?
What I cared for least...:
stu (scotland) 08-04-2004 (11:39)
stayd at comodora hotel
What I liked most...: loui the boss at saed hotel
What I cared for least...:
las americas 2004
What I liked most...: goin to live in tenerife on may 11th, anyone know anythin about the playa honda apartments? who else is goin out there this year, we should all meet up for sum nites out!!
What I cared for least...: e-mail me - [email protected]
We found Tom Keenan !!!
What I liked most...: We found Tom Keenan in Lizard's Bar,the best voice of Tenerife and the best country music we know. Every night he is singing with Snoopy the keyborder.It was our best holiday week and we bought all CD's.
What I cared for least...: We hope we'Ll come soon back to Tenerife,but now it's time for working.Thank all for searching Tom !!
The Wild Boys....Leonardo's
What I liked most...: Well, its over :( Just can't believe it. Marc & Mea are no more. Well you've still got Nathan Swift (lol, alright mate) If you want some quality, check out Biba at The Full Monty.
What I cared for least...: Lucky, I know where they've gone. ;)
billy j lennon
What I liked most...: this is john lennon,he,s fab. check him out.the best show in the world.
What I cared for least...:
Get in touch
What I liked most...: I worked out in tenerife in the summer of 99 till november and i am desperate to get in touch with anyone who who remembers me. My name is jo, i came over with a girl from liverpool called sarah. I worked in the lepard lounge on richards bar, rumours and oneils on the outside bar when gordie john was manager then he moved to brannigans and mark from bonkers took over. when i was working in oneils i worked with a girl called sam who had a sister called mel who were from sunderland. My first appartment was in the copacobana which i shared with a bloke from manchester called gary bulldog who was a pr for cocktails & dreams and darren who was from london who also worked in cocktails and dreams as a barman who became a brilliant friend. Are corey and stuart still singing? (tempo 2000). Also gorgous dave that worked on the doors of mr kays. Are blairs night parties still going strong? Last but not least I am looking for becky gould from blackburn who i lived with, with another girl called helen martin. The last i knew of her she was living with her boyfriend, Gregg, in torviscus but unfortunatly i have lost contact with her. If anyone knows these people or you know me please let me know at [email protected]. x
What I cared for least...:
JOHNNY KELLY IS ELVIS
What I liked most...: GREAT BAR IN TORVISCAS,THE BAY VIEW. ELVIS EVERYNIGHT GREAT
What I cared for least...:
JOHNNY KELLY
What I liked most...: FOUND JOHNNY SINGING AT THE BAY VIEW BAR ,EVERYNITE. IF YOU LIKE ELVIS YOU WILL LIKE THIS BAR , FANTASTIC MICK AND DEBBIE
What I cared for least...:
ppl get in touch
What I liked most...: i am going to work in tenerife on april 2nd with two of my mates till november.I would like to know the best bars/clubs and weather at this time of year!thanks guys! xx
What I cared for least...:
Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan is at Lizards in Los Americas. Go to the Bouginville Hotel & it is about 100 yards down the hill from there. I hope you wont be disappoited -- i know we were when we had a night there recently -- his show was rubbish.
What I cared for least...:
party pooper 04-03-2004 (16:24)
Soul Cafe
What I liked most...: The Soul Cafe, I went in November 2003 to Tenerife for a week with my friend. I love the Soul Cafe, especially Chris the bar man, he was 'The One' ha!! Chris and the other 2 guys who worked there then were really nice and a really good laugh... they made me eat lots and lots of vodka jelly.
What I cared for least...: Bonkers....it was freezing in there!! Oh and cockroaches although i didn't see that many this time. x
13 unlucky! but not 4 me!!!
What I liked most...: Flanagan's-many a great nite had here since first visited Tenerife in 1979!! Been back most years, sometimes twice a year!! The fantastic weather!
What I cared for least...: looky lookie men! falling down (and up) the steps that lead to The Crows Nest. Hi Andres. Anyone remember Manuel Donato that used to work in there and also in Flanagan's. Remember Tony, Pam, Fermin, Fidel also from Flanagan's? Sadly Manuel was killed in a car accident in 1988. Remember meeting Stan Boardman in Flanagan's too!
maria, twinkle! 02-03-2004 (20:57)
Geordie Lads
What I liked most...: never been but 12 of us goin on july 4th, were gona rule tenerife 4 a fortnight, wheres the best places to get lashed and wheres all the woman?
What I cared for least...:
H10 La Nina, Costa Adeje, PDLA Tenerife
What I liked most...: Please can someone tell me what the H10 La Nina in Costa Adeje is like? nice food? interested in the food as my mum is on a gluten free diet and I want to know if she will be catered for Please Please email me
What I cared for least...:
Searching for Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: We would like to go to tenerife,but we need to know,where is Tom Keenan singing ???
What I cared for least...:
Torkild and michaela 24-02-2004 (17:50)
Searching for Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: We would like to go to tenerife,but we need to know,where is Tom Keenan singing ???
What I cared for least...:
Torkild and michaela 24-02-2004 (17:49)
The Essence of Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: I've seen Tom Keenan, the country artiste, has been namechecked a few times. I'm not sure where he's playin' but i know he enjoys it, playin' that is. If anyone knows his whereabouts get i ton the old bush telegraph.
What I cared for least...: That's not a guitar with a racoon's tail, this is a guitar with a racoons tail. Cue crazed gutteral cackling.
Dr Van Nostrum 29-01-2004 (17:04)
Dont knoe if ne1 can help
What I liked most...: The whole place is wicked even if veronicas strip wasnt as good as it was, they should really try to do sum of it up but there are sun really good places to go though! Did ne1 stay in the Piramedes Hotel in the rebeca apartments between the 15-23 aug?
What I cared for least...: the cockroaches(yhink thats how u spell it), they made me skin crawl!!!!
cally
What I liked most...: im going back to pdla in september 04 for the fourth time and love every thing about it but does anyone know how to get in touch with norry and the guys at cally bar.
What I cared for least...: coming home and hangover
cally
What I liked most...: im going back to pdla in september 04 for the fourth time and love every thing about it but does anyone know how to get in touch with norry and the guys at cally bar.
What I cared for least...: coming home and hangover
goin in june
What I liked most...: The waterparks and the guys and the full monty bar
What I cared for least...: nothing
charlene and lauren 26-01-2004 (07:47)
the dubliner!!!!
What I liked most...: is paul still plaYing at the dubliner, goin in 4 weeks ! havent been there for 3 years!! NEED TO KNOW!!!!
What I cared for least...:
MURPH, PETERBOROUGH 25-01-2004 (06:51)
im off2 tenerife!!!!
What I liked most...: im off 2 tenerife at the end of march wit my boyfriend, we got our jobs sorted already,we aint been there b4 so dont really know wat to expect cant wait to go is goin be an experience of a lifetime!!!!!
What I cared for least...: idont care bout da weather i will be living it large!!!!
the cally bar
What I liked most...: obviously the cally bar but can anyone tell me the address e mail me [email protected]
What I cared for least...: coming home
Tenerife in January
What I liked most...: we are off to Playa de las Americas in 7 days. Will it be busy? can anyone recommend decent restaurants which are good with a nearly 2 year old? Did anyone use babysitting services at hotels/apartments - were they good? Any Partick Thistle friendly Bars? can you see dolphins in winter? Anyone stay at Riu Adeje aparthotel?
What I cared for least...: If it rains, if no highchairs, if cocahroaches come near my bed!!
Jags fan 02-01-2004 (09:24)
Temple Bar
What I liked most...: The temple bar in San Eugenio. The rougue traders were brillant and the staff superb.
What I cared for least...: Ignorant twat from belfast that started on me cos i had a celtic shirt
The bobbins is class
What I liked most...: i liked the bobbins the most its a scottish/rangers pub which is a good laugh.go their next to the orlando club resort
What I cared for least...: nothin really.all the cats and celtic fans
chrissy 14.12.03 15-12-2003 (08:55)
Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: Can anyone tell me if, and where, Tom is still singing in Las Americas please ??
What I cared for least...:
Bonkers
What I liked most...: Can anyone tell me if Bonkers is still open ???
What I cared for least...:
Duck Sellers!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Was in Tenerife 8-23 aug03 loved the duck sellers.......Rags/Scrags the place to be.....be very careful on the stairs of death at brannigans and outside rumors....beef fell down them!
What I cared for least...: Nothing at all....was much fun!
johnny kelly as elvis
What I liked most...: found this great bar in torvicas,with johnny kelly singing everynight fantastic.
What I cared for least...:
Bring me the head of Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: I watched Tom Keenan crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.
What I cared for least...: What are they gonna say about him? What are they gonna say? That he was a kind man? That he was a wise man? That he had plans? That he had wisdom? Bullsh*t man!
Pennypacker 08-11-2003 (16:31)
party girls need info
What I liked most...: we are going to tennerife this friday,7.11, and want to know the best bars and clubs,we like funky, hard house &anywhere; with some talent and a good atmosphere please reccommend places to go, cheers people xx
What I cared for least...:
rude girls x 04-11-2003 (08:13)
bobbys, rooftops,
What I liked most...: lived in tenerife for a year in 1999-2000 worked as a pr at bobbys and would love to find some of my old friends. i liked the men best specially alan & spencer!!!
What I cared for least...: some of the other men!! & hangovers from hell
charlotte, 26-10-2003 (09:38)
luv u
What I liked most...: sorry 07762363275 carlia
What I cared for least...:
ill b back
What I liked most...: ok luv u 07763363275 luv carlia
What I cared for least...:
carlia 25-10-2003 (11:02)
stags r back
What I liked most...: the dubliner was great 15 of us dressed as coppers for my stag nite 9- june 2003 we were all raped , goin back next year but married.
What I cared for least...: comin home and veronicas shut and no bonkers.
dave anytime. 21-10-2003 (14:09)
Cool as f'ck
What I liked most...: The BrazenHead II,Billy's Chippy,Veronica's,beaches,weather,Oro Blanco apartments,Les Styles (at The BrazenHead II),The scooter I hired and the Aqua Park
What I cared for least...: Harassed to buy a watch/sunglasses (when you are already wearing them), PRs (except the one at the BrazenHead II) and annoying women who tried to get my girlfriend to braid her hair.
Andy W 11-10-2003 (09:06)
Tenerife is brill
What I liked most...: BOBBY'S IS WICKED THE BEST MUSIC, BUSBY'S IS GOOD TOO THE PR FOR THE CALLE IS FROM LIVERPOOL AND HE IS A HOTTIE! HERE NXT YEAR HEY UP TO MY KENT GUYS I MET ON HOLS LUV JAY FI SCOTLAND XX
What I cared for least...: IT WAS ALL BRILL THOUGH I WAS STAYING IN COSTA ADEJE WE CAME INTO VEROICAS AT NIGHT!!
Nina and co!
What I liked most...: Great night life. Had a ball in Linekars! Seriously hot!!!. Want to go back NOW!
What I cared for least...: PR's and Luck Lucky boys everywhere
Being Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan fans, sources report he is back in residence in Las Americas in the Lounge, or is it called the Lizard, anyway the steakhouse place with rocking country. Anyone who can confirm or knows different, do so. The legend lives on, like time eternal.
What I cared for least...: Blowing South while Bobby sang the blues.
Fusilli Jerry 18-09-2003 (16:32)
muso
What I liked most...: anyone know where the lizrd kings are on now - saw them in shooters in april but they not there now
What I cared for least...: nothing lovin it
Tom Keenan
What I liked most...: We are fans from Tom Keenan and are searching his new place of singing with his band
What I cared for least...: Can somebody help us
The search for Tom
What I liked most...: Woah, seems Mr Tom Keenan has a bit of a fan club out there. Well I cant blame them, his exciting mixture of rock and country/folk music has made him a legend in these here parts. The man should have his own website.
What I cared for least...: Country Roads that lead me away from home, they're deceiving.
Victoria Bitter 13-09-2003 (11:08)
October
What I liked most...: Hi, can anybody tell me how quiet/busy it is likely to be in Tenerife in October as I'm considering going. Is it worth going? Will all the bars be open? Thanks!
What I cared for least...:
want to be back
What I liked most...: hey.used to live in tenerife last year with my mate.(we were the two scottish blonde girlies working at Ministry/Cream end of veronicas) it was the bestest fun i have ever had. i want to be back there now. gutted cos i here heaps of the workers are back again. anyone going on holiday (especially the scots) make your way doon the cally for a swally. the best bar on the island without a doubt. if you want something nice to eat, go up towards Torviscas and find a place called Rodeo. Well fine!!! All you can eat for 13 euros and it is well worth it, even just to look at the men in the funny trousers. Oh well, goin to go now, but hope you's have/had a crackin time anyway!!!!!
What I cared for least...: p.s anyone sees this and think they mite know us, giv us a shout!!!!!!!
had a ball
What I liked most...: every ting it was grate. there are some fine looking felles over ther.
What I cared for least...: notin
pamela G 11-09-2003 (12:41)
THE CALLY BAR
What I liked most...: DJ Jock in the cally bar was brilliant! I was there 4 2 weeks from the 27th july 2003! Stayed in the pyramides apartments!
What I cared for least...: the cockroaches.
alison 11-09-2003 (11:08)
Going on Friday...............
What I liked most...: We're about to go to Tenerife on Friday - I have heard that it is rather expensive.......... can anyone tell me if it is ? (so, I can maybe try and get more cash)
What I cared for least...:
id go back 2mra
What I liked most...: i was in tenerife last year and i thought it was wicked!! Veronicas wasnt closed and it was really good and the drink was dirt cheap!! if ur irish like meself then ul love the Dubliner Bar it is some crack!! We stayed in the Columbas Appartments and they were top class!!
What I cared for least...: The weather was a bit Crap!
Irish lass 04-09-2003 (08:13)
I would go back aney time
What I liked most...: Every ting. the place is just kicking i think the best clubs ther would have to be Bobby's and bobby's and pippers and the rest are ok.
What I cared for least...: All the cockroches thats it
party girl 01-09-2003 (13:16)
El Tom
What I liked most...: The same as these guys it appears, had a bonza holiday, all the usual drunken stuff but Tom Keenan strumming his stuff was a definite highlight. the guy is a legend, i wish i had the chance to buy more of his CDs and perhaps a vest bearing his image.
What I cared for least...: La cuccaracca.
TK Forever
What I liked most...: Woah, Tom Keenan rocks on. Great to here the big guy still performs. And the prospect of new material, well its simply terrifying...but in a good way.
What I cared for least...: The long lonely nights without Tom, its been a hard few years without ya big guy!
Pennypacker 26-08-2003 (17:44)
TOM KEENAN
What I liked most...: Last time i was there Tom Keenan blew my mind, he was superb, I hear he's back festooning the Lizards with his shamanic, demonic even, presence. And writing his own songs too, he's a man, he's a ghost, he's a guru. Madder than a cut snake.
What I cared for least...: Charvers, they're all raggies and chicken oriental.
Is It Expensive ??????
What I liked most...: We're about to go to Tenerife in 2 weeks - I have heard that it is a bit expensive.......... can anyone tell me if it is ?
What I cared for least...:
Shot was he
What I liked most...: Shot shot shot shot shot shot shot shot
What I cared for least...: what about the duck
SCENERY
What I liked most...: WAS IN TENERIFE FOR 2 WEEKS JULY 12TH.. WAS BRILLIANT BEST PLACE TO GO IF LOOKING A LAUGH AND TO HAVE FUN.WATER PARK IS CRAP ALTHOUGH THE DOLPHINS MADE UP FOR IT.SEEN JUDGE JULES WAS BRILL NIGHT.LOVED THE DUBLINER BAR.GREAT CRAIC.ALWAYS PACKED,BOBBYS THE PLACE TO BE ASWELL IF LOOKING TO PULL,GET DRUNK,HAVE A LAUGH.I LOVED IT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: THE LOOKY LOOKY WOMEN IN YA FACE ALL THE TIME SQUEAKING THEM TOYS,AND THEN TRYING TO STAB YOU WHEN YOU TRY TO BUY HER HAT HAHAHA!!
r
What I liked most...: ive just won a holiday for 2 weeks with 500 pound spending money whats the best places 2 go to when ur there
What I cared for least...:
Advice needed!!!!!
What I liked most...: Me and my best mate are off to Tenerife in October, any advice on where to go/stay apart from the obvious booze ups! would be great
What I cared for least...: Hopefully it will be better than Falariki!
Wanna go back asap!!
What I liked most...: The whole holiday was just a blast from beginning to end.Cheers to Matt whos now livin out there and was such an amusing perv, you really made my week.Does anyone know of any jobs goin on out there, I'm avaiable from da end of August 2003.Please e - mail if u have any info.I LOVE TENERIFE!!!
What I cared for least...: Coming home!!!
THIS ONES FOR THE GIRLS........I LIKE GIRLS!
What I liked most...: DID ANYONE GO TO THE CALEY BAR? I THOUGHT IT WAS GREAT.WENT JETSKIING AND WAS AMASING.NEARLY EVERYONE WAS FROM NORTHERN IRELAND BUT WASNT A PROBLEM. ANYONE STAY IN THE ATALYA COURT
What I cared for least...: TOO EXPENSIVE
GLASGOW BOYS 2003 01-08-2003 (11:12)
LONDON GIRL!!!
What I liked most...: EVERTHING THE WEATHER AND THE MEN IF JAMIE'S READING THIS FROM MANCHESTER THANXS FOR A GREAT NITE!!!(IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN).......
What I cared for least...: THE INSECTS EVERYWHERE!!
LONDON GIRL 31-07-2003 (13:44)
Im back too......
What I liked most...: Weather was boiling, our hotel Malibu Park was ok - right next to Aqua park - which was a laugh....Snoopys bar is excellent - we went there every night. the compare Jason is brilliant - funny as hell. He also gets u drunk on free tequilla!!!! everyone go to snoopys bar (except fridays) and say bernie nation sent u.....also if u go up to the compare and say "i am a horse" he will give u free drinks!!!!
What I cared for least...: Veronicas!!!! it is a mess.........Tenerife Council - knock veronicas down and rebuild it - what a deathtrap - the steps are crumbling and the pillars on the building are crumbling....
the treva effect 30-07-2003 (09:20)
Just Back
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan back at Lizards. Sounding better than ever and writing some great songs. Listen to 'She only wanted money' - one of his best.
What I cared for least...: Rip-off exchange shops which advertise good rates on the board outside. The small print at the bottom tells you (in Spanish) that these rates only apply to deals of more than 3,000 Euros (what rate do they use to calculate that I wonder?).
Allan Smith 29-07-2003 (12:48)
Juan Pablo Returns
What I liked most...: Even though Veronicas is a bit of a building site and I wrecked my shoes the pubs like cream and ministry, rags etc are all a good laugh. Yates and Weatherspoons are cool aswell but make sure you find a PR as soon as u get there!!. The jetskis look really fun but are 40 euros for 20mins. Wicked atmosphere. Snoopy's bar is brilliant except when they pour whiskey and tequilla down ur neck! That made an interesting experience ;-) The squeaky toy women are really annoying - Lookey lookey men arent as bad as everyone makes out! Malibu Park is very basic - but again it had good atmosphere and the Splash Bar does good cheap hangover food and beer :-)
What I cared for least...: Coming home to a pretty shitty city
GOOD LAUGH
What I liked most...: WENT THE 1ST 2 WEEKS IN JULY STAYED IN THE ATALAYA COURT.WAS JUMPIN! CALEY BAR WAS GREAT. SO WAS THE IBROX BAR. ANY 1 GOT A WEBSITE 4 THE CALEY BAR
What I cared for least...: IT WAS EXPENSIVE
GLASGOW BOYS 29-07-2003 (07:26)
the return of bernie nation
What I liked most...: if anyone is yet to head out i recommend u get a cab to snoopys bar, its fairly cheap and a great way to start off your night, just tell debbie or paul at the bar we sent you and mention us to the compare jason and ull soon be wasted on free booze. veronicas is a bit of a dump, it looks like beirut, its falling down shabby and currently a building site, its also pricey if u dont use a 2 for 1 offer off a pr.
What I cared for least...: all the shite music being played, 5 euros for a pint of local stuff, crumbling steps leading down to veronicas and those bloody squeeky toys!
Just back from Tenerife .........
What I liked most...: A lot of people have told us lately that the price in Tenerife this year is very expensive - is this true ?
What I cared for least...:
just come back from tenerife
What I liked most...: liked everything. Veronicas is open and is as buzzing as usual! O'neills was banging. Weather hot 34c, laguna 1 apartments ace. Andy the direct holidays rep and Jamie o'neills PR both gorgeous. Tim from Bristol if u r on here leave a message.
What I cared for least...: Food at hotel and all the bloody P.R's apart from that nothing.
Xanadu Apartments
What I liked most...: WE HAD A FANTASTIC HOLIDAY BUT DA APARTMENTS WAS RANK
What I cared for least...: DA APARTMENTS AND DA POOL WAS MINGIN BUT ME PULLED A PAGE 3 STUNNA AND STAYED AT HOTEL BITCORA WIV HER FOR 2NITES WHICH WAS THE DOGS BOLLOX
JAZZY JEFF 21-07-2003 (17:51)
The ninja tour
What I liked most...: don't know - hubny been yet. looking forward to veronicas but have heard parts of it are closed - can anyone advise what is open - particularly the Caly Bar. the 4 young ninjas are about to set sail for tennerife - we have just killed and skinned the entire celtic squad and we mage a viking longboat out of them, but it sank cos we forgot to plug their chocolate starfish - bummer. now we have to fly over on the 25th. see ya soon.
What I cared for least...: aint got time to answer - burstin for a number 2!
what a place
What I liked most...: I liked Rags the most probibly beacuse of Alex (one of d staff) he was so fine and a great kisser!!! Luv u Alex!!
What I cared for least...: nothing I LOVED everything about the place its freaking MENTAL!!!!
SWEEEEETT
What I liked most...: did NE1 else fink Linekers woz da best club in Playas. DJ woz wikd and frigging funny!! Got a hicky from a Irish bird there 2, it woz messy, neva did catch her name!!
What I cared for least...: my m8 being beaten up (woz quite funny tho) and all da chinks squeaking those sodding toys in ur face!!
trevaaaaa
What I liked most...: yes treva! yes they have!
What I cared for least...:
Well Helo ther!
What I liked most...: I jus got bak last nite frm tenerife i stayed int paradise club, it was ded nice! ne1 kno th website 4 kormacks bar (daniel n craig rock!) lt me kno plz xxxx
What I cared for least...: cockroaches!!!
I think we're alone now.......
What I liked most...: Do u know what Holty....I think every mo-fu who frequented this site over the last few months has fcuked off!!! I think we're alone now..... never fear http://www.bernienation.com will be here shortly!!!
What I cared for least...: talking to nobody cos u all ditched the forum....
7 days- prepare yourselves
What I liked most...: 7 days till operation forearm smash! BN2003 is sooooooo near, ladies we r coming....... and so will u be hehehe
What I cared for least...:
Bernie Nation is gearing up
What I liked most...: The final preparations are being made, the gear is ready to be packed! Operation forearm smash is being finalised. Yes boys and girls Bernie Nation are just 9 days away from invading tenerife and taking over PDLA. Husbands beware your daugters, wives and mistresses are all on the menu! Yes! Yes we will!
What I cared for least...: Waldorf Salads
Here i come
What I liked most...: I`m going to Tenerife tomorrow:-) finally! See you all there(im there for one month)
What I cared for least...:
Return of Holty
What I liked most...: Well boys and girls im back on the board and i'd just like to say, ONLY 11 MORE DAYS TILL BERNIE NATION ENTER TENERIFE. Dawn yeas email treva, nice pic, we'll be seeing u n ur mates out there no doubt. Pablo fella im gonna make u eat a cockroach in ur sleep after u pass out for trying to keep pace drinking with me haha P.S. LADIES FEEL FREE TO EMAIL ME OR BERNIE NATION MEMBERS PICTURES OF URSELVES... PREFERABLY NEKID!
What I cared for least...: Being quota'd on my net use at work! Cheap gits!
Nothing can stop us rocking!!!
What I liked most...: A timeless man. A legend. Ahead of his time...Ladies and Gentleman I give you Mister Tom Keenan. Remember the name.
What I cared for least...: Being seperated from my mentor.
DAWN???!!!???
What I liked most...: Will the friends of Dawn ask her to email me back please! PS I liked the photos!!! Speak soon. TREVA
What I cared for least...: Not knowing who Dawns friends were....who are you!!??
Pubs / Clubs
What I liked most...: We have had confirmation from someone over there that some of the main pubs are open in veronicas like o'neills,busbys etc and all of sparco's apparently
What I cared for least...:
Are the clubs/pubs open
What I liked most...: Hi there just wonderin if the pubs/clubs are open. I heard they were closed. I'm going 25th July till 8th of August. Can anyone tell me any info of people that have been just recently cause if their shut i'll cancell and go somewhere else
What I cared for least...:
Leo Austin 28-06-2003 (17:43)
Revenge on the Holt
What I liked most...: Holty - All the cockroaches that come near me will be winging their way into ur suitcase to crap all ova ur stuff :-)
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 28-06-2003 (14:39)
SIMON - YOU TENNIS POOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: You are gonna pull so many burds with your interest of tennis, you gay fucker!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Gays
simon hater!! 27-06-2003 (07:40)
The best dance music
What I liked most...: whats the club that plays the best dance / trance music out there?
What I cared for least...: clubs with no atmosphere
to chrissie
What I liked most...: there is a good pub and club review section which you may find useful on www.tenerife-uncovered.com
What I cared for least...: cockroaches
Ipswich Boys!
What I liked most...: I am another of gregs mates - my name is simon! we are going to be the big fish over in playas!! we are staying quite close to centre so we will be there all time-drinking all day. playing tennis in day! pulling al lthe girls!
What I cared for least...: tennis on sky sports instead of aerial terrestrial!
chrissie 4 tenerife!!!
What I liked most...: hi my names chrissie...me and my 4 friends are leaving to tenerife in 4 days!!!! cant beleiev i have only just found this website! i have so many questions...we are staying in Hotel de sol! soes anyone know this hotel - any good! also how far is the airport to playas!!! what is the best club out there??? is anyone staying near us and wants to show us around???
What I cared for least...:
Gregory!!!
What I liked most...: Thanks for mailing me this excellent website!! MY NAME IS ISAAC, THE BOYS CALL ME NEWT...ME AND THE BOYS ARE HEADING OUT PRETTY MUCH SAME TIME AS GREGSONITE!!! WE ARE STAYING IN APPTS DELARMAR! WE ARE GOING TO BE ON THE PULL BIGTIME MAN! THERE ARE 7 OF US - ALL BOYS!!! WE ARE ALL 19-23....GOING TO BE HOOKING UP WITH GREG WHEN WE GET THERE - IF ANYONE ELSE WANTS TO MAKE IT A BRITISH POSSE THEN LET ME KNOW VIA MY EMAIL ADDRESS!
What I cared for least...: EARLY MORNING PLANE FLIGHTS!!!
PLAYAS DE LAS AMERICAS
What I liked most...: HI. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE GOING TO PLAYAS IN JULY/AUGUST. JUST WONDERING WHAT ALL THE BEST BARS AND CLUBS ARE SO WE KNOW WHERE TO GO. THERE IS 6 OF US. 4 BOYS AND 2 GIRLS ALL FROM IPSWICH! WE ARE ALL BETWEEN 20 AND 25 YRS OLD TOO...
What I cared for least...: DONT KNOW YET....WILL LET U KNOW WHEN WE GET BACK - HOPEFULLY NOTHING!!
Killing cockroaches!
What I liked most...: Holty havent u got hair spray - to do ur funky hair cut!!!
What I cared for least...: rogers current hairstyle - which he has had for the last 20 yrs!!! change it or lose it man!!!
dels
What I liked most...: I'll have to borrow some of urs then hun hehe flying cockroaches? they can fly now?
What I cared for least...:
Guess whos back....
What I liked most...: Im back!!!! Trevaaaaa is back on the forum - a very good afternoon to everyone!
What I cared for least...: Being busy all morning in work so I couldnt check in on the forum!
holty
What I liked most...: dead cockroaches. i heard hairspray was good for killin em .
What I cared for least...: flying cockroches .
Cockroaches
What I liked most...: Is there any form of cockroach repelant or and thing we can do to detere the things from crawling all over the place. I hear Tenerife is bad for them.
What I cared for least...: Cockroaches! Urgh!
Ashton
What I liked most...: Thanks for that, I sounds like the water park you are talking about is the one thats right next to where we are staying so that'll be good!
What I cared for least...: Cockroaches crawling everywhere!
Aqua Park
What I liked most...: The water parks are good. There is one to the north of Veronicas. There is also some sea animals there - like otters and dolphins. The slides are good and they have a few places to eat. It is a good day out and I reccomend it - you can find coupons in the supermarkets out there which offer discount. Enjoy ur trip.
What I cared for least...: Not being able to go to playas this year due to work!
Ashton 25-06-2003 (07:09)
stevo the systems administrator
What I liked most...: and how are you stevo? u ginger monkey you! whats the penalties for impersonating a sys admin? does the death sentence still stand haha? P.S. can anyone tell us about the water parks in tenerife? r they any good or just average? ive heard a few mixed reviews!
What I cared for least...:
this isnt a chat forum - ( holty, pab baby, treva)
What I liked most...: Hi lads I would appreciate it if you didn't treat this site as a chat forum as I think you are abusing what it stands for - this is not a place to line up chicks for when you get on your holiday or to poke fun at other users - it is a place to ask questions and to share your holiday experience with other users !
What I cared for least...:
systems adminastrator 24-06-2003 (13:28)
Booze Cruise
What I liked most...: Can someone please provide details about the PDLA booze cruise thanks
What I cared for least...: pablo replying twice to everything haha
Me...under the thumb?!
What I liked most...: Unfortunately I have missed the last 2 boys holidays and even though i was going out wiv people during these holidays I resent the remark that I was under the thumb!!! Its just coincidence that they threatened my life if I went on hols wiv u!!! I was reading some older posts on here bout some boat you can go on and get wrecked - anyone know bout this aswell? (soz if i reply twice 2 everything - my computer is being a spaz!)
What I cared for least...:
Foam Party
What I liked most...: yes pablo yes we shall we went to a foam party last year in magaluf when pablo was under the thumb of his ex missus! waster! we will also go to the water park - has anyone been there - is it any good?
What I cared for least...:
All
What I liked most...: If any of u wanna meet us u can mail us on the official bernie nation email address on the link. cheers! BN
What I cared for least...:
Pab Bday
What I liked most...: Im thinking we should go to the foam party that the reps can organise over there - that would be pretty cool. Irish women interfering with me ..... nuff said ;-)
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo
What I liked most...: Well i'll make you drink until you bleed, then I think we might let dels and her mates go to town on you with their evil irish bday torture hahaha then obviously some strippers (free ones if we can persuade some young ladies), then who knows pablo! who knows!
What I cared for least...: Squitchy Leg!
Stomach pump
What I liked most...: But being such a lightweight drinker might pose a few problems. U know I start getting tipsy as soon as my lips touch the glass!
What I cared for least...: stomach pumps
Juan Pablo 24-06-2003 (10:21)
PABLO's 21st
What I liked most...: Pablo - ur birthday will consist of u getting completely and utterly steaming!!!! u will begin drinking when u wake up! u will keep drinking solidly till u pass out! lol! u wll also get lots of birthday action of the beautiful ladies we come accross out there!!!!
What I cared for least...:
BERNIE NATION 24-06-2003 (09:56)
holty
What I liked most...: what are we gonna do in tenerife for my birthday?! apart from the obvious - gimme an itinary!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 24-06-2003 (09:42)
DELS
What I liked most...: yes we do email each other, trev, pablo and ginger work in the same place i dont. By the way if you click on my name when it appears in red only i will be shown ur email addy not everyone else, coz ull only be mailing to my addy and not posting it on ere!
What I cared for least...: being stuck inside when the sun is blazing, im boiling!
BN
What I liked most...: why yous not e,mail eachother instead of using this site ?? yous work in the same place ??
What I cared for least...:
Grrrrrr!
What I liked most...: Juan Pablo I am trying increasingly hard to maintain my composure and not to lose my temper with u. I may take off my headset right now....chuck the damn thing on the floor - walk accross my office floor - kick ur scrawny as*s and then carry on peacefully with my work! yes! yes i could! do u want this to happen??? do u ???
What I cared for least...: juan pablo offering lip when he knows i will kick his a*ss when i get off this call!!!!
The Treva Effect on behalf on BN 24-06-2003 (09:25)
Dels
What I liked most...: Resist and retain your human rights!!! Holty - BEHAVE!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 24-06-2003 (09:17)
Pablo's Return
What I liked most...: Treva. I would like you to know that I am finding it extremely difficult to maintain my composure. I would suggest you desist and learn from the error of your ways before I seek maximum revenge on holiday.
What I cared for least...:
The Pab 24-06-2003 (09:16)
holty
What I liked most...: think im simple ? i give you my e.mail address everyone will have it !!wouldnt want that now .....
What I cared for least...: my e.mail address on a web page !!!!!!!
BUM FIGHTS
What I liked most...: Juan pablo - u r dead! i am gonna kick ur scrawny little a*ss!!! I do not love green eggs and ham - i do not like them sam-i-am! And holty doesnt fancy me! no! no he doesnt! dont b g*ay juan!
What I cared for least...: juan pablos lip - we're going to have to take him to the wood shed now and give him a forearm smash and maybe a tombstone piledriver!
The Treva Effect on behalf on BN 24-06-2003 (09:13)
Holty!
What I liked most...: Do u like them in a box Do u like them with a fox Do u like them in a house Do u like them with a mouse
What I cared for least...: Holty as a gym instructor! HE kills us!
The Treva Effect on behalf on BN 24-06-2003 (09:10)
Juan Pablo cant post!
What I liked most...: There is a really vague chance you can see this post! I could just abuse you coz my last 5 attempts have all failed. Trev loves green eggs and ham. Holty fancies him coz of it.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 24-06-2003 (09:10)
Dels
What I liked most...: click my name on this message and mail me. That way i can reply and show you the tshirt design, so u'll know exactly what to look out for when ur out there.
What I cared for least...: Weak, lazy Treva! hahaha
Trevas obsession with green eggs and ham
What I liked most...: Treva u anoying git, no green eggs and ham will not be on the tshirt for the last time, that bloody poem does my head in! Tshirts have been ordered by hally an I have spoken to the printing company, all lights r green, we should have them sorted by the end of next week at the latest woohoo
What I cared for least...: Treva in an anoying mood
Dels
What I liked most...: Only joking bout the green eggs and ham! just say it to annoy holty! we are having black polo shirts with red writing on them, i beleieve. we will have bernie nation accross the front and our names and numbers accross the back - so look out for a shirt with "the treva effect" on the back!
What I cared for least...: i do not like green eggs and ham - i do not like them sam i am
The Treva Effect on behalf on BN 24-06-2003 (09:04)
TREV
What I liked most...: uugh . ill be staying well away then . the sound of it turns me, doesnt say much for yous havin t-shirts with that on them .......
What I cared for least...: fecking green eggs and bloody ham ..
Dels
What I liked most...: You have lost me - what tshirts u on about? The bernie nation ones? they will say "do u like green eggs and ham"
What I cared for least...:
The Treva Effect 24-06-2003 (08:57)
trev
What I liked most...: thats what i like to hear mate ! whats the outcome of the t-shirts then ?
What I cared for least...:
Dels
What I liked most...: Dont worry bout it babe! Tenerife is awesome - u will have an excellent time - Bernie Nation will see to that
What I cared for least...:
The Treva Effect on behalf on BN 24-06-2003 (08:45)
BERNIE NATION
What I liked most...: was on that website there and they more or less said veronicas was not that great . what the craic ?? ill be headin to the george then for my pinta vrb!!
What I cared for least...: crappy apartments has anyone heard of andorra ??
NIGHTMARE
What I liked most...: Well guess u busted me holty - recognised ur mothers underwear on me did u - i dont cross dress - juan pablo told me u thought it was me - guess wot - it wasnt me - lol!!!
What I cared for least...: being accused of being a cross dresser
TREVAAAAA 24-06-2003 (08:38)
News Flash Treva is a cross dressing scitso!
What I liked most...: You cant fool me that easily treva hahaha
What I cared for least...:
Trevaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
What I liked most...: Why on earth do u have so many aaaaaa's on ur name! Trev we are staying in playas and would love to meet u all - holty sounds nice!
What I cared for least...:
Jazz
What I liked most...: My name is Treva. I apologise for Holty not replying - he is probably busy at work. I am going on holiday with Holty and can guarentee that we are all worth it! Where u staying!
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAA 24-06-2003 (08:16)
HOLTY!
What I liked most...: Nice nice.. what do u look like holty? are u good looking. i have dark brown, shoulder length hair and am size 8......
What I cared for least...:
jazz
What I liked most...: well theres 8 of us so ull have plenty to choose from haha.
What I cared for least...:
MONSTER
What I liked most...: oy monster! i think u will find that pablo was asking about the george not the trev-meister! yes. yes it was!
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAA 24-06-2003 (07:30)
For all
What I liked most...: A good web site to try for reviews or bars and clubs is www.tenerife-uncovered.com treva the bar you are asking about is "The george" just off the patch
What I cared for least...:
What real name???
What I liked most...: Juan Pablo Montague Ellis the III of Donkenstein! There I have revealed your true identity.
What I cared for least...:
NAUGHTY BOY 24-06-2003 (07:25)
Careful Wasp!!
What I liked most...: You nearly revealed the Pabs real name then....
What I cared for least...:
"The real juan pab"
What I liked most...: Yes Ellis, yes! Do u like them in a house? do u like them with a mouse? boo stick boo! Choo choooo!
What I cared for least...:
The Ellis Express! choo choo 24-06-2003 (07:04)
The Real Juan Pab
What I liked most...: Holty whats the name of that bar in tenerife that does a pint of red bull and vodka really chaep? I cant remember!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 24-06-2003 (06:50)
HOLTY
What I liked most...: this is a tenerife web page h ! not belfast .any advice on best bars to go to in tenerife ?
What I cared for least...: mmmmmmmmmm ???????
Holty!
What I liked most...: Holty.I am coming out to playas in july. there is me and 6 of my mates - all girls - aged 18-24. We want to meet some boys there!
What I cared for least...:
Dels
What I liked most...: So do you think it would be worth booking a weekend in the future in Belfast then Dels? That would mean I only have cork left on my places to get lashed in Ireland list then hahahaha
What I cared for least...: Paying more for Guinness in Ireland than Wales! How's that work then?
Now its only 17 days
What I liked most...: Another day over, another day closer to the hols woohoo, come on! bring it on! The final shirt design's are out, the boys are geared up and the san miguel is within grap! oh yes! Yes it is!
What I cared for least...: Expensive booze hehe :-)
Liz
What I liked most...: i took my tattoo in Americas tattoo last December...it was in Veronicas...
What I cared for least...: cocroaches...
Tattoo'd in Tenerife
What I liked most...: Can anyone suggest a good tattooist in PDLA ?
What I cared for least...: Nought !
Juan Pablo
What I liked most...: Okay..part,party.Thats the spirit! :-)
What I cared for least...:
L.H
What I liked most...: Yip! Celebrating my 21st and Hally is 23 while we are out there
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (14:34)
Juan Pablo
What I liked most...: Yes...very,very much. Flying down on the 1`st of july,staying for one month:-) Are you the birthday boy ?
What I cared for least...:
L.H
What I liked most...: Fair enough!! U looking 4ward 2 ur holiday now?!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (14:19)
Juan Pablo:-)
What I liked most...: My first and last name,L.H.... ;-)
What I cared for least...:
L.H
What I liked most...: Whats that stand for?! :)
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (14:08)
I.G and those who read this
What I liked most...: :-) From now on i`ll write L.H...ok?
What I cared for least...:
L.H (man-wanted..experience essential) 23-06-2003 (13:59)
IG WATCH UR LIP
What I liked most...: IG do not call Bernie Nation twats. Who the fcuk u think u r son! If u have something to say - say it properly - not by abusing us.
What I cared for least...:
PAB
What I liked most...: keep that for another time . im going home... c yas !
What I cared for least...: holiday downers !! heehee..
Smiley Happy People
What I liked most...: Good to see every1 is in a happy holiday mood!!! E - U still havent explained your nickname!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pab 23-06-2003 (11:50)
To Bernie nation twats
What I liked most...: First of all that message wasn't for you!!! Obviously you've lost one of your mates, sorry about that i know how it feels, but if you have that attitude you wont survive two minutes in tenerife!!!!! Speak 2morow i'm going home from work!! well skummy ehh, welsh mink!!!
What I cared for least...:
BERNIE NATION !
What I liked most...: put it like this you are sure of a good night out in the city of belfast lads !! yeh its class .
What I cared for least...: dull nightlife
Dels
What I liked most...: we r all from swansea hun. Is belfast as good as they say it is? a few lads who i play rugby with went out a few months back and said it was awesome! :-)
What I cared for least...:
holty
What I liked most...: we from a plce called lurgan . 20 min from b'fast. worked in b.fast for a year there. where yas from again??
What I cared for least...: slaggin !
I.G.
What I liked most...: Ive never met any scotish person who i havent got on with before now! First for everything though! By working for yourself through ministry do i detect the possibility of u being a dealing scummer!
What I cared for least...:
The whole of bernie nation! 23-06-2003 (11:11)
My B'day Prezzie
What I liked most...: My b'day prezzie is starting to sound more and more dodgy! What have u got planned?
What I cared for least...:
Suspicous Pablo 23-06-2003 (11:11)
OY!
What I liked most...: Who the hell is abusing Holty!
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAA 23-06-2003 (11:08)
HOLTY
What I liked most...: so you want some of what pabies gettin ? im sure we can manage that... hahahaha dont think its exactly what your thinking of though .heehee..
What I cared for least...: wild imaginations...............
Dels
What I liked most...: Where in Ireland r u girls from then?
What I cared for least...:
Holty
What I liked most...: they wont be able to go on the balcony son cos they wont be able to fit past u
What I cared for least...:
To Girl looking for experience!!!
What I liked most...: Can you start leaving a name or an initial so i can find your replys easier. I did work for myself through Ministry, if you know what i mean??
What I cared for least...:
Dels
What I liked most...: U have to share the secret behind the nickname now! Im not that tight anyway! Just making sure you remember who's b'day it is! Ive met a few Irish girls who work in NTL in Belfast and they are all nuts so we should pull off a good laugh!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (11:00)
holty's prezzie
What I liked most...: did i mention it was my 23rd and 5 month birthday when we r out there? hahaha
What I cared for least...:
Yes! Yes I do!
What I liked most...: What can I say Pablo, I have a kind heart and I'm good looking, perhaps i should put up a picture of the dolphins just incase me n the girls dont make it as far as the balcony? (wishfull thinking i know but hey i can day dream till we r there ahahahahaha)
What I cared for least...:
Pabs surprise !
What I liked most...: dont worry well have plenty of our own stach ! and somethin a bit stronger than bud i can tell ya . youll be lookin forward to ur b'day then cos if us irish girlies get their hands on ya ya'll have a b'day youll never forget $:-0
What I cared for least...: my nick name can be dels !
Holty has such a warm heart
What I liked most...: Please note that the promise of constant flowing beer came from Holty. He has once again shown his generous side and offered HIS beer to you. The Pab will consider giving you drink as long as he gets a good birthday present. :)
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (10:42)
picture the scene
What I liked most...: yes pablo a truly unique experience and if he anoys me u may even see the odd roger flying through the air with the dolphins haha
What I cared for least...:
E (Whats ur name!!??)
What I liked most...: Yeah but its a special birthday init! Dont forget the dolphins! Who else can offer you this unique oppurtunity. Picture the scene - Kicking it back, sipping a bud, watching the sun set and an occasional dolphin flying thru the air surrounded by Bernie Nation.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (10:37)
attack of the brothers
What I liked most...: yes steveo knows the score haha! There will be 2 tag team brother partnerships of treva and ginger (stevo) and holty and the ratboy.
What I cared for least...:
e
What I liked most...: "e" it is very nice to meet u. my name is treva. how are u my dear?
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAA 23-06-2003 (10:34)
Pab b'day
What I liked most...: pab ya not lookin much ! b'day kiss and drink, ? thats cheeky -----
What I cared for least...:
To the Irish lurvely's
What I liked most...: There'll be a constant supply of alcohol there so u and ur mates feel free to come round / stay over whenever ya feel like it ;-)
What I cared for least...: tequilla urgh!
STEVE O KNOWS THE SCORE!
What I liked most...: yes steveo, yes we will!
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAA 23-06-2003 (10:31)
STEVE'O
What I liked most...: FLANGE & PLENTY OF IT ! THE BERNIE NATION CREW WILL BE ATTENDING TENERIFE VERY SHORTLEY AND WILL BE PULLING ANYTHING THAT MOVES (BUT NO BLOKES) WE WILL BE ON A MISSION TO PULL MORE WOMEN THAN ANYONE ELSE - YES, YES, WE WILL !
What I cared for least...: STICKS & RATS
Cheeky E!
What I liked most...: Does this mean you arent gonna buy me a b'day drink!? After my kind hospitatility offer and FREE viewing of my dolphins you still want me to fork out!! ;-)
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (10:27)
bernie nation !
What I liked most...: we will we will come round and see yas ! we are stayin in las americas in andorra apts ! 3 lovely ladiees as i said before . yous get the drinks in and we'll be there to ave a look at your dolphins .........
What I cared for least...: builders asses and fecking drilling .
MR GRANT
What I liked most...: Female:-) going to tenerife for one month,then back again in january...hoping to find work. what did you work with?
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 23-06-2003 (10:19)
To E
What I liked most...: So how many of you are going out E? R u staying in playas de las americas too? Yes come round and see our dolphins! yes! yes u can! U'll have to be nice to us though hehe
What I cared for least...:
Bernie Nation
What I liked most...: The fact that the legend that is Treva is now ONLINE! wooooo! A very big hello to all the ladies and to my fellow Bernie Memebers! Firstly green eggs and ham!!?? Private joke - nowt to worry about! We will be celebrating TWO birthdays out there - JUAN PABLO (21) and HALLY (23) Both nights will be legend material - with full on assistance in drinking by Bernie Nation and yours truly! Looking forward to seeing all you ladies there when we get there (11th). Just to recap on the Bernie Nation members touring this summer and their ages in brackets: Treva (21) Juan Pablo (20)Holty (23) Watchman (23) Hally (22) SteveO (19) Roger (23) Alf (21). Also expect a brief stint from RATBOY (21) who will grace us with his presence for couple of days!
What I cared for least...: Pillz!
The Treva Effect 23-06-2003 (10:00)
BUILDERS
What I liked most...: dont worry pablo holty will enlist the use of his legendary forearm smash into the pool if they annoy us haha
What I cared for least...: rats!
E
What I liked most...: Our tour operator warned us that there was ''a little bit of building work'' goin on while we are out there. Dreaming of my 15mins of fame on Holidays From Hell :)
What I cared for least...: If the builders are noisy and smelly this would be a bit upsetting!!
Juan Pab 23-06-2003 (09:55)
Mmmmmmmmm Irish ladies!
What I liked most...: Oh yes e! yes i do! I was out in Kilkenny a few weeks back, awsome weekend! Going out to dublin 2 weeks after i get back from tenerife too
What I cared for least...:
pab baby !
What I liked most...: tenerife ! a few mates went there last year musta just been the shite they were talkin ! what ya say ?
What I cared for least...:
F.A.O. SPANISH AMBULANCE STAFF
What I liked most...: PABLO IS HAVING HIS 21ST OUT THERE! And he has enlisted the drinking help of my good self to help him celebrate (foolish boy)! So once his stomach has been pumped perhaps one of you young ladies could give him a bday kiss to make him feel better? hahahaha
What I cared for least...: Treva's constant bloody green eggs and ham references!
holty
What I liked most...: we 're between 20 and 22 my friend ! ya like the irish ladiees then ??
What I cared for least...:
Hi E
What I liked most...: Wheres the smell? Ireland, Wales or Tenerife? It doesnt take much to confuse me after a weekend! Im 20 at the mo - celebrating my 21st while we are out there.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (09:48)
to the irish lurvely ladies
What I liked most...: We are all between 19 and 23, pablo is a mid ranger but im one of the old gits hahaha
What I cared for least...:
To I.G
What I liked most...: Due to my sexual perference being for women Im afraid you will never find out from me what running the train is all about.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (09:45)
pab !
What I liked most...: we could try that out .. 3 fine lookin ladiieeess are headin of. heard theres an awful smell out there ! must be those green eggs !
What I cared for least...: what age are ya pab ? not the 18 i hope ?
Holtys here!
What I liked most...: Being able to post at last. There will be 8 of us from bernie nation on tour, the others will be sitting at home and interfering with themselves hahaha My bro a 9th member will be touring for 1 night as he is a rep on a neighbouring island. Mmmm irish chicks, the memories of kilkenny come flooding back hehe
What I cared for least...: crap servers stopping me posting
TREVAAAAAAAAAAA
What I liked most...: what is the craic with this green eggs and ham crap .? or is it crap ?
What I cared for least...: the thought of green eggs !!!
The Dolphin Experience
What I liked most...: Hi E. You are more than welcome to come and watch the dolphins sleep. If you are lucky enough we might let you throw dodgy kebabs from our balcony... How many of you are going?
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (09:36)
To Juan
What I liked most...: Never said anything about sheep it was pit ponnies, you lot are sheep on the brain!!! And am so happy for you, you've got gas as well!! good for you.Explain your "train theory" then!! it must be a pub crawl!!! am i right???
What I cared for least...:
TREVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What I liked most...: Do u like greeen eggs and ham?
What I cared for least...: holtys computer not working so he cant post anything! I wil endeavour to p!ss him off now! booo stick booo
PABLO !!!
What I liked most...: OOH ! I LOOK FORWARD TO IT . WHEN WE ARRIVE ON THE 12TH YOULL HAVE A PARTY NIGHT OVER, ME AND MY GIRLS WILL LOOK OUT FOR THE FRESH LOOKIN ONES ..
What I cared for least...: NOT BEING ABLE TO SEE DOLPHINS FROM OUR APARTMENTS...
Confused?
What I liked most...: Ian mate. U dont seem to have grasped the train theory very well. Whilst it may be true that we have more sheep than people and I have only just moved to an area with cable tv and gas this has no bearing on running a train through someone! BTW - I went to Glasgow on a train which took 8.5hrs and your trains are the same as ours! Glasgow is pretty wicked though.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (09:08)
QUENA?????
What I liked most...: Queen of what QUENA-SHEEBA??????????/
What I cared for least...:
CHOO CHOOO
What I liked most...: yes! yes we will (run the train) choo choo
What I cared for least...:
Welsh Lads
What I liked most...: Oh yeh, that'll probably be a steam train if your from Wales ehh!!?? Or do you all still use mining ponies to get around???
What I cared for least...:
The Prodical Bernie Nation Train
What I liked most...: We are staying at Malibu Park. Apparently we can expect to be able to see dolphins eating fish and stuff in the water park from our veranda - how nice! I feel a little awkward discussing what other men look like to be honest but most of us dont have a problem in Sunny Swansea (dont know if this woudl be difficult for anyone though!) U will have to wait and see!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (08:52)
TO RUN THE TRAIN
What I liked most...: Scottish Ladz - seems u got the train all wrong! Must be a different TRAIN service up there - we are on about running the Welsh train!
What I cared for least...: PILLZ (RIP ADZ) we will miss u m8
BERNIE NATION 23-06-2003 (08:30)
BERNIE NATION ??
What I liked most...: AND WHERE IS BERNIE NATION STAYING ? WOULD YOU SAY YOU WERE GOOD LOOKING FELLAS ??
What I cared for least...: WE LIKE A BUNCH OF CRACKER LOOKING GUYS.. WHAT YA SAY BEX ?
Me Lie?!
What I liked most...: Bex Would I lie!!! I think Trev has been trying to set me up by implying that I would be so disrespectful 2wards women ;-) The Pab will be touring with the rest of Bernie Nation but we wont be wearing our shirts EVERY night obviously so if you hear a group of lads who are Welsh just shout Bernie Nation and see what response you get!
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 23-06-2003 (07:47)
Replying-To Man Wanted-Experience wanted!!!
What I liked most...: Are you male or female???? If you want an experienced man to help you i can definately give you some help or advice if you are going over. I've been there on holiday 3 times and lived there for six months in 99, then back for the millenium. I am thinking of going back soon but i've lost all my contact numbers for people who live there so i was thinking of taking a chance and just getting a flight out and finding accomodation with workers out there, it should be that easy because i worked with some top lads out there and i was pretty well known.
What I cared for least...:
Iain Grant 23-06-2003 (05:50)
Juan Pablo Lies
What I liked most...: I read in a previous post that you do use the tag and wound be Juan??? I think he's telling porkie pies girls! I like this bernie nation crew a few of you seem to have going on? me and my mates will keep an eye out for u all, no tagging on us though ok!
What I cared for least...: Rain
PABLO
What I liked most...: JUAN PABLO ? IS THAT A NICK NAME ? ILL WATCH OUT FOR THE T-SHIRT AND YOU CAN SHOW ME YOUR STUFF .
What I cared for least...: DISSAPOINTMENT............
Ian?
What I liked most...: When will you be in Tenerife?Ever been there before?
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 21-06-2003 (13:27)
Juan Pablo Returns!!!
What I liked most...: Personally although part of the Bernie Nation crew I can assure you I will not be tagging with the boys coz its a little too close for comfort if you know what I mean! Running the train is however purely 1 on 1 and I am pretty capable of giving you a ride you wont forget.
What I cared for least...:
Juan Pablo 21-06-2003 (12:18)
To keeley
What I liked most...: I cant speak for my mates but i am 22 6 foot 4 inches, 14 and a 1/2 stone and "beefy" in the only place that matters!!
What I cared for least...: No offence about the english lads, indivdually they are all right but as a group they tend to turn into arseholes!!!
Iain Grant 20-06-2003 (09:23)
scottish beef boyz
What I liked most...: ian how old are you and how beefy are u
What I cared for least...: english haters
keeley 20-06-2003 (09:09)
lads
What I liked most...: hiya lads ! me and my mates are heading 12th july for 2 weeks . where yas stayin ? wouldnt mind seeing the (naked train) .
What I cared for least...: virgins
irish craic ors 20-06-2003 (07:33)
lads
What I liked most...: hiya lads ! me and my mates are heading 12th july for 2 weeks . where yas stayin ? wouldnt mind seeing the (naked train) .
What I cared for least...: virgins
hahaha
What I liked most...: no its not exactly that ian haha prime scottish beef? pah not as good as welsh lamb haha mind u scots or irish is far better than english haha
What I cared for least...:
Dont trust them keeley, there welsh!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Its so obvious that the Tag is a few lads doing you, when they've had you they'll tag one of their mates in for a go. And as for the train i have visions of the can-can, in your room, naked!!! Its obvious these lads cant handle a female on their own so if you fancy some prime Scottish beef, me and my lads will be more than willing to give you a 1-on-1!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Ian Grant 20-06-2003 (05:24)
TO KEELEY
What I liked most...: Well the boys r well up for meeting you lurvely young ladies! I can say that any of us are more than willing to explain "the tag" and "the train" but unfortunatly we cant say any more till we r out there! there are still penalties for leaking such info before tour starts hehe! so where in the UK r u girls from? We are all from Swansea! Email me if ur up for meeting us all out there.
What I cared for least...: Pills and the effect they can have (R.I.P. A.G. 1981 - 2003) We're gonna miss u mate!
BN..sounds intresting
What I liked most...: we are all 20 and we are going out 4 a week from 8th july, been loads times before will be in linekars,joyces bobbys and busbys mostly. pls explain the train & tag
What I cared for least...:
keeley 19-06-2003 (07:59)
TO KEELEY!
What I liked most...: As for "The tag" and "The train", we'll show you when we are out there!
What I cared for least...:
TO KEELEY
What I liked most...: Well we are aged between 19 and 23, we r gonna be in as many bars as we can possibly visit, but we'll definately be in a bar wherever u loverly ladies go. We are gonna be out there from July 12th to July 26th! So how old r u lot?
What I cared for least...:
TO BERNIE NATION
What I liked most...: how old are u lads? what is this tag thing all about? which bars will u be going in?
What I cared for least...:
keeley 19-06-2003 (05:03)
Bernie Nation
What I liked most...: Hiya to the norweigan chick, yeah we'll all be keeping an eye out for ya sexy! To the 4 girls going out july the 8th, yeah bobbys will be open! we'll thats what we have heard anyhow! Keep any eye out for us girls, "the train" and "tag me in" boys are coming hehe
What I cared for least...: Pills and the effect they can have (R.I.P. A.G. 1981 - 2003) We're gonna miss u mate!
Bernie nation 19-06-2003 (02:59)
bobbys and busbys?
What I liked most...: 4 of us girls going out again july 8th, does any one no if bobbys and busbys is gonna be open and if scott anderson and them will be there with the twice as nice nites?
What I cared for least...:
keeley 18-06-2003 (10:59)
Looking 4 - Rachel 'o Conner
What I liked most...: Can anyone help???? My name is John Dickson( known as JD in Tenerife) i was working in tenerife in the summer of 99 at Ministry where i met my girlfriend Rachel o conner. She was working as well but we had to break up because she lived so far away when we got home. She went to uni in preston and lived there, spa road i think. Her family lived in the wirral , liverpool and she has a brother called gary who likes rugby. She would have been 21 in 1999. Please if anyone knows her can they get in contact with me on (01569) 762915. I had her number on my watch but the memory ran out. I've not spoken to her in about 3 years and she dosent know i've moved .we were very much in love and i've not stopped thinking about her. If anyone knows were she is please help!! Also looking for simon(skinhead) from Bolton, Warren from mosside(manchester, Ricky,jamie (London), Champagne shane (birmingham and tenerife) and Dundee lads!!!!! giz a call lads might be going back this summer!!!!!!!!! Get in contact anyone who met me in summer 99!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: La Policia !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
John Dickson (Jaydee) 17-06-2003 (11:06)
bernie nation, what up!!....
What I liked most...: Just look for a brown eyed girl with long brown hair with a norweigian touch ;-) good luck..... I will come over and say hi to ya if i spot u guys..something tells me that won`t be hard.
What I cared for least...: sleeping.....
man-wanted..experience essential 16-06-2003 (15:17)
life saver
What I liked most...: double bubble diffrent not the word,and lee the man who made sure we did not have to sleep on the beach cheers mate(if you need somewhere to stay call him 0034 699987397)
What I cared for least...: being kicked out our hotel 4 having a good time and our rep being as useful as a waterproof tea bag.
gorrilla 15-06-2003 (06:49)
life saver
What I liked most...: double bubble diffrent not the word,and lee the man who made sure we did not have to sleep on the beach cheers mate(if you need somewhere to stay call him 0034 699987397)
What I cared for least...: being kicked out our hotel 4 having a good time and our rep being as useful as a waterproof tea bag.
gorrilla 15-06-2003 (06:48)
kez and emma
What I liked most...: hi there we are wanting to go to tenerife in a few weeks and find work there anyone with any info on the best places to work out there would be great!!!!
What I cared for least...: p.s we are mostly looking for bar work cos we are mad for it!!!!
Treat yourself
What I liked most...: Enjoyed the varied nightlife. Found a Beauty Salon (The Santuary Opposite Tropical Playa, Americas 630 791 417) run by Sarah, an English therapist. Spent 1/2 day being pampered when the weather was cloudy. My friend had a tooth diamond, which was a talking point in the bars and clubs. Great holiday - can't wait to go back again.
What I cared for least...: Coming home.....
Use of tagging????
What I liked most...: Ladies....what is the general concensus on tagging? I suppose it just adds to the fun??? Or is it wrong? I suppose that it is fair enough, as if one guy is getting tired they may tag in their mate to continue your enjoyment.....but unlike wrestling - there will NEVER be 2 tag team partners on the job at the SAME time - 2s up sux!
What I cared for least...: whaaassaapening wasp
INQUISITIVE TENERIFE GEEZA 13-06-2003 (08:25)
EVER BEEN HIT BY A TRAIN
What I liked most...: BERNIE NATION WILL RUN THE TRAIN THRU ALL THE LOVELY GIRLS IN TENERIFE.....CHOOO CHOOOO!!!
What I cared for least...:
BERNIE NATION 13-06-2003 (08:19)
Oh really!
What I liked most...: Holty WE will allow the women to decide who they would prefer in the tag-team partnership :-) Then the remainder can finish off afterwards
What I cared for least...: angry juice
Juan Pablo 13-06-2003 (06:40)
remember the holiday tag scheme
What I liked most...: oi treva and pab i hope you havent forgot the "tag me in" policy which will be running for the duration! Leaving holty out in the cold without a mention! Shocking! Under clause 12b subsection 12 paragraph1 line 3, by excluding HOLTY from you previous posting, u and pablo must head a pint of cocktail made by Holty whenever he feels like making u do it on hols! hahaha
What I cared for least...: Driver do u like suirrels? What about red ones? How about rats driver?
TO MAN-WANTED CHICK
What I liked most...: Man Wanted lady - We fly out on the 11th...there is a bit of a gang of us (8)...look out for the Bernie Nation shirts we will be wearing (i think they will be black and red..) look out for our names on the back!! The Treva Effect and Juan Pablo (tag team) Hope to see u there gorgeous..... TREVA and PAB
What I cared for least...:
to treva and the one and only juan pablo
What I liked most...: I`m going to Tenerife on the 8th of july;-) .. see you there;-)
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 12-06-2003 (17:16)
Ashton Is Coming Back
What I liked most...: Dean Ashton followed in the paths of many students who have made the transition from college to the beach to become PR Stars - he just did so faster and to a greater magnitude than anyone else in history. In only his second month in the business, Ashton became one of the biggest names the PR business has ever seen. Dean Ashton was not a typical PR growing up, but instead focused most of his attention on Rugby. An excellent player in high school, Ashton starred as an County and Country Prop. When his career as a schoolboy was over, he eyed stardom in College. After spending time at Barnfield and then winning the Most Improved player with Luton rugby Club, Ashton signed on with Stockwood Park in 2001. After five months with the team he then began to star for the Luton Vipers Rugby League outfit. Ashton had booked tickets to Tenerife in may, so could not play for the remainder of the season. He was thus forced to take a hiatus from Rugby. Ashton never planned on becoming a PR. He crossed paths with many World Famous Linekers Bar stars while living in Torviscas. Though the world of PRing was intriguing to him, joining the ranks of PR’s was not an option that Ashton seriously considered at the time. Later, Ashton was drinking with Rab Miller and Baxter and was convinced by Baxter to take a chance on Starco. After hours of training in the Power Plant, Ashton made his official professional debut in WFLB on July 2nd, pring over 100 people. The next month and a half would be among the most remarkable periods in PRing history. Ashton began quickly mowing down his opponents with his patented Wink and Smile combination. Eventually he got his chance at the top when he outwrestled Sandler for the WFLB PR of the night title. Showing little nervousness in his first title match, he quickly overpowered Sandler and outPR’d him for the title. With his reputation and winning streak growing, everyone looked forward to a showdown between Ashton and Barnsley Tick for the Starco World Heavyweight championship. In front of a red-hot crowd in Playa De Las Americas, Tenerife on July 22nd, 2002, Ashton outfoxed Tick and then hit the Bar to obtain the Victory. With the championship, he was now the biggest name in the Business and finished the year as the PWI Rookie of the month. Over the next month, Ashton found himself battling members of the Yates’s Pr Team and other pr’s striving for his title. Finally, Barry the Blade, after interference from Craig Maguire (who got Ashton Drunk), was able to beat the champion. Ashton subsequently placed himself in a hunt to reclaim his gold, often taking on various factions of the YPT. During one of these confrontations, Ashton suffered a cut to his Ego that took almost 190 stitches to close and which almost hit a nerve, seriously placing his career in jeopardy. For almost 7 months he was forced back to the UK and relegated to making publicity appearances and participating in the many charities he supports. Finally, after a great deal of speculation that he might not be able to make it back to the Reef, he will do so on the 8th July 2003 to a great ovation from his fans. Dean Ashton became one of the biggest names in PRing and was able to utilize his notoriety to obtain roles in Home run and appearances on various television shows. Now, fans wait to see when Ashton will once again rule the reef as he once did!
What I cared for least...:
Ashton 12-06-2003 (08:49)
da way it goes
What I liked most...: da men, da men, DA MEN!!!noithing gets better than being under the covers wit my hommies
What I cared for least...: when the white stuff stopped flowing
cootchie cutie 11-06-2003 (10:29)
Full monty !!!!
What I liked most...: The Full monty. It is a great bar to go to, to get you in the mood for a club. There is a great rapper in there called Biba and he is brilliant. I recommend it to anyone.
What I cared for least...: The people with scratch cards selling timeshares they are all lying b******s so be carefull.
Nicola 08-06-2003 (10:27)
to the boys from swansea
What I liked most...: maybe i`ll see you guys, maybe not.. depends on when im going,, july or august.. anyway,, you guys: party on! lots of hugs:-)
What I cared for least...: when i`m going home...
man-wanted..experience essential 06-06-2003 (06:02)
THERE IS ONLY ONE JUAN PABLO
What I liked most...: Dont ask where the nickname came from ; all the best ones had been used up. You will spot us while ur on holiday coz we r havin shirts printed and they will have all our nicknames on them! so keep your eyes peeled for THE TREVA EFFECT & JUAN PABLO crawling our way round the pubs and clubs from the 11th of July for 2wks!
What I cared for least...: Lucky Lucky men rule!
to the boys...all of you...?
What I liked most...: Interesting... who are who here? hmmmm....
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 05-06-2003 (12:43)
arriving tomorrow
What I liked most...: I like to shake ma booty on the dance floor, and im liking the old men with the chubby belly's!!
What I cared for least...: will let you know,
lorenzo 05-06-2003 (10:05)
Holty u stick
What I liked most...: Do u like green eggs and ham? This is restickulous I see that holty and the real holty are arguing about who is who, regardless...its is my duty to concur that roger is a virgin but wont be by the end of the tour...WILL HE LADIES!!!!
What I cared for least...:
treva u rat
What I liked most...: stop using my name to tell the TRUTH about our poor inflicted bernie nation member roger
What I cared for least...:
Holty (The real Holty) 05-06-2003 (09:33)
Da Swansea Crew
What I liked most...: Roger, one of Bernie Nation, is a Virgin.......ladies can we sort this out for the poor boy?????? thank you
What I cared for least...:
man wanted lady!
What I liked most...: of course we can match ur latino moves and keep up wiv ya - lets hope u can keep up with us in the bedroom, eh???!! lol!
What I cared for least...: sticks, green eggs and ham, in the park and after dark...sam-i-am
man wanted lady!
What I liked most...: of course we can match ur latino moves and keep up wiv ya - lets hope u can keep up with us in the bedroom, eh???!! lol!
What I cared for least...: sticks, green eggs and ham, in the park and after dark...sam-i-am
STEVE'O
What I liked most...: .
What I cared for least...: .
`Latino moves?
What I liked most...: Can you handle the dance moves? ;-)
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 05-06-2003 (05:02)
Can you handle it?!
What I liked most...: 20. im 21 in july and will be celebrating my b'day out there so will EXPECT a b'day kiss! U should be careful suggesting u can handl anything.WE get a lot of practice in Wales coz theres a lot of sheep but not much else to do ;-)
What I cared for least...:
***The Pablo Effect**** 04-06-2003 (18:58)
who am i?
What I liked most...: ...female,19.. u?
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 04-06-2003 (16:52)
HEY ;-) "treva" Boy from swansea
What I liked most...: Sick and tired of norwegian weather,boys and everything else with this country:-)That`s me! sooo in between 1-8 july im flying to Tenerife..how long will I stay? first 14 days and hopefully more if I get a job..who knows what the future brings?lots of party,dancing and loud music! by the way,juan pablo: i can handle everything! ;-)
What I cared for least...:
man-wanted..experience essential 04-06-2003 (16:49)
Tenerife Calling....
What I liked most...: Yes, it's TRUE!!! VERONICAS WILL B OPEN 4 THE SUMMER!!!!!! HAPPY DAYS C U ALL THERE!!!
What I cared for least...: All the panic that Veronicas was closed!!!
SWANSEA MASSIVE!!!!
What I liked most...: Bernie Nation are gonna completely take over the dancefloor and we are experienced enough to show you a good time if u think u can handle it ;-)
What I cared for least...:
Attention!
What I liked most...: to the postee "man wanted.experience essential" - who are u (hopefully female) where are you from and how long are u out there for!
What I cared for least...: sticks - boo - do u like green eggs and ham"
to the boys from swansea 2
What I liked most...: looking forward to all those top quality blokes from swansea takin`ova! I`ll be warming up the dance floor until you arrive:-) And off course,can`t wait to see you guys shake your ...all night long!
What I cared for least...: ....
man-wanted..experience essential 04-06-2003 (12:29)
To the lady looking for an experienced man
What I liked most...: Yes all us swansea boys will be in rags! We'll also be into you and your mates with a bit of luck! See ya there hunny!
What I cared for least...:
Bernie Nation Invasion
What I liked most...: Ladies! As previously mentioned, Bernie Nation will invade very shortly - what does this mean???? Lots of top quality blokes for all u ladies! wooooooo!
What I cared for least...: rats, green eggs and ham, boo, stick, shot was he!
Look out tenerife
What I liked most...: Bernie nation from swansea will be invading and taking over playas de las americas from july 12th to july 26th, ladies and bar staff (possibly a&e; staff) see you all then!
What I cared for least...: Rats and squirrels to be honest!
NOT MUCH LONGER NOW
What I liked most...: BONKERS and the rest of Veronicas will be open on the 20th june 2003 cant wait for the party to begin, the whole place has had a facelift and is looking cool, so if you are coming to the rock dont forget to pop into Bonkers and check out DJ cuddles and Nigel the boss man
What I cared for least...: Veronicas being closed for so long Boring.......
Lady P 02-06-2003 (16:45)
new year
What I liked most...: been to tenerife loads of times and thinking of going there for mew year. anyone know what its like at that time of year??
What I cared for least...:
to the boys from swansea
What I liked most...: veronicas is open, you should try Rags bar. go there after 02.00 and you`ll have the time of your life! see you guys there;-)
What I cared for least...: ...
man-wanted..experience essential 01-06-2003 (11:59)
Veronicas
What I liked most...: Is Veronicas open or will it be re-open by July. Thanks. There is 9 boys from Swansea arriving in July. Ages very between the very inexperienced 18 year old to the veteran 23 yr olds. Where is best to go?
What I cared for least...:
BONKERS
What I liked most...: Great news for all our customers old and new BONKERS WILL BE OPEN WITHIN A WEEK TO TEN DAYS Nigel, Cuddles, Adi, and all the rest of the staff look forward to seeing you soon KEEP AN EYE ON THIS SITE FOR MORE UPDATES (REMEMBER THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO)
What I cared for least...:
BONKERS
What I liked most...: Great news for all our customers old and new BONKERS WILL BE OPEN WITHIN A WEEK TO TEN DAYS Nigel, Cuddles, Adi, and all the rest of the staff look forward to seeing you soon KEEP AN EYE ON THIS SITE FOR MORE UPDATES (REMEMBER THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO)
What I cared for least...:
wicked
What I liked most...: loved PDLA great bars, friendly people, weathers scorching all year. busy all year too!been the last two years and going again this september! cant wait.
What I cared for least...: black sand grrrrrr
DJ RAB
What I liked most...: We went to PDLA in 2001 and met a DJ called Rab (real name Gareth) he worked in Images but I think it is now called Shakers in Veronicas. Does anyone know if he is still about.
What I cared for least...:
Brian and Louise 29-05-2003 (21:39)
Looking for help......
What I liked most...: i just came home from holiday in tenerife,loved it.been there many times before.. i`m going back looking for work and a place to rent... anyone?? Any good advice??
What I cared for least...: .....
Not been yet
What I liked most...: Due to go in Sept. Heard that theres building work on the Parque de la Paz Aprts IS it really bad or acceptable? Please someone let me know? Cheers
What I cared for least...:
how far???
What I liked most...: aint been yet, due to go on 4th july with 3 mates. Just wondering how far orlando apartments are from veronica's. Is is walking distance for 4 drunk lasses??
What I cared for least...: tell you later!
this is not an exit
What I liked most...: Keenan, JD, sun, marcelo, sea, elmar, guitar, strippers, beers, camraderie, L.E.O., devilwoman, margarita pracatan, noncholance, tyson fight, euro 2000, heat, bluebirds, soothing miens, sleaze, cynicism, sweetbread, contempt, BSB, snakeskin loafers, snakeskin trousers, elton john shades, suntan, sunburn, hangovers, ingrid, smilin john, yes mate, and so so much more
What I cared for least...:
patrick 24-05-2003 (12:00)
veronicas
What I liked most...: just a note to all the bonkers customers we r due to open in the next week or 2 with the rest of veronicas looking for a good summer and it wasent due to drugs or fight it was to bring the place up to standards itsjust hade a face lift see u in summer dj cuddles
What I cared for least...:
Thank you
What I liked most...: Just thought I'd drop a line as I have noticed my name mentioned by some folk in the last couple of days. Thanx guys and gals who came to see my show back when I was at the Lounge. Without you, we don't rock or even think about letting it roll. TK
What I cared for least...:
veronicas open or closed??
What I liked most...: tenerife is awesome ive been 6 times, know all the top places to go and all the cool hotels. but have heard that the whole of veronica is closed due to drugs and a massive fight. anone knows any difference than mail me PLEASE cause i wanna book a holiday
What I cared for least...: cockroaches and looky looky men. DO NOT stamp on cockroaches cause it spreads their eggs and you ll have like 1000000000 in your room. Easy way... spray em with hairspray!! then pick em up and chuck em out
Ocean Beach Aprthotel
What I liked most...: Heard some bad things about this hotel but Im meant to be staying there in July has anyone got any comments? Not that you spend much time in your room! ! Wouldnt mind knowing the best places to go out?
What I cared for least...:
tenerife here we come!!
What I liked most...: is anyone staying in pdla from 22June onwards, especially any fit young ladies!!!!
What I cared for least...:
goldenballs 22-05-2003 (08:55)
days with tom can be so hot, the night so cold....
What I liked most...: Tequila slammers with tom keenan and band, followed by whisky chasers and rye beers
What I cared for least...: emotions
days with tom can be so hot, the night so cold....
What I liked most...: Tequila slammers with tom keenan and band, followed by whisky chasers and rye beers
What I cared for least...: emotions
Dee
What I liked most...: Orlando apts, I don't think there too bad now, but for reference there was shootings in the apts a few years back...
What I cared for least...:
Dels
What I liked most...: Andorra apts are clean, staff trnd to be good... Pretty good location, 10 min walk to veronica (and thats a slow drunken walk)
What I cared for least...:
Eddy and Dave
What I liked most...: TO Eddy and Dave to Comp Beach 3 are clean but a bit far out, you'll need to get a taxi to get into the main part of las americas. it'll only cost about 5 euros at the most
What I cared for least...:
TOM KEENAN AND ME
What I liked most...: Tom Keenan and superlatives go together like horse and carridge. You can't have one without the other. A ghost, a god, the man, the myth, the legend. See him before they ban him. He was doing it before i was born.
What I cared for least...: The sham that is, or was, Hollywood George, hot-pot cowboy wannabee Stephen J Towers, end of pier drivel like Terry Rod Stewart, fascist supermarkets and sweet bread. Especially when served 3am with sausage pate.
EDDY AND DAVE ON TOUR
What I liked most...: Well we havent bin yet but when we go you will know.Can anyone recommend any tips about the new compostella beech golf 3 and not forgettin where to go
What I cared for least...: ?
Is Tom my bad dream, or am I his?
What I liked most...: the craggy faced snaggle toothed whisky soaked and smoked Country legend that was, is and evershall be Tom Keenan. I can't recommend his unique talents enough, he gravels, gurns and disdains the audience with much aplomb. He is without the best entertainer in the 'Rife, avoid psedo rod stewarts and freddy stars at all costs
What I cared for least...: 3rd rate, z list, so called entertainers. Towers never, keenan forever.
oro blanco
What I liked most...: Me and a group of mates are going to playa at the beginning of sept. Never been before what is it like? anyone been to the hotel? is there really lots of cocroaches?
What I cared for least...: time will tell
VERONICAS OPEN OR SHUT
What I liked most...: BEEN 2 TIMES BEFORE COMING BACK AGAIN FOR FIRST TWO WEEKS IN JULY.BEST TIME I HAVE EVER HAD CAN'T WAIT NEED TO KNOW WHEVER VERONICAS IS OPEN HERD A RUMOUR ITS BEEN CLOSED
What I cared for least...: NOTHING ON THIS ISLAND CAN GET YOU OR LET YOU DOWN, AS LONG AS VERONICAS IS LOUD PROUND AND FULL OF PEOPLE YOU'LL COME BACK FOR MORE.
july 2003
What I liked most...: me and my mates ar egoing sec week july . has anyone heard of the andora 1=2 apartments ? if so does ne one know what they are like .?
What I cared for least...: hopefully there wont be a lot of cockroches aaaagh!!!
PDLA.
What I liked most...: Travelling out last week in june,does anyone recommend any pubs/clubs.or have you heard if veronicas is opening back up?
What I cared for least...: ..
the 7 southern lager louts. 14-05-2003 (12:07)
cool
What I liked most...: i havent been to Tenerife but im studying on it for a presentation at the mo. it looks really cool. if i get the chance to go later on in life it would be a definite yes.
What I cared for least...:
Rachael 13-05-2003 (08:56)
help me!
What I liked most...: IF ANYONE IS GOING OUT AND KNOWS OF JOBS WITH CHEAP APARTMENTS THEN PLEASE WRITE THEM ON THIS SITE.U CAN COME AND STAY FOR FREE!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
genius 13-05-2003 (08:02)
chunk
What I liked most...: no aint been before carnt wait...yipeeeeeee!!! ne way if i get any one that lets me about the best bars before july i will write back.Av fun
What I cared for least...:
Rach S 11-05-2003 (13:27)
rach
What I liked most...: Hey..just wondered if you have ever been to tenerife before and if u know all the best bars/pubs? If not..hope you have a wicked time
What I cared for least...:
chunk
What I liked most...: we going out first two weeks in july staying at colobus apartments..so see u out there
What I cared for least...:
PARADERO APPS
What I liked most...: Havent been yet,am going first two weeks of July and was wondering what these apps are like and would also like to hear from anyone else out there at that time
What I cared for least...: Let u know
PARADERO APPS
What I liked most...: Havent been yet,am going first two weeks of July and was wondering what these apps are like and would also like to hear from anyone else out there at that time
What I cared for least...: Let u know
ORLANDO APTS
What I liked most...: I AM GOING TO TENERIFE IN JULY. ANYBODY BEEN TO THE ORLANDO APTS IN PDLA AND ARE THERE OK FOR KIDS
What I cared for least...:
never a better place than the america's
What I liked most...: i was most satisfied by the number of willing females n the happy music tunes that ran through my head for about 3 weeks after the holiday , outstanding quality. i'll be going back for more urge others to do the same!!!!!
What I cared for least...: SLEEP!!!!!
Doon the Cally for a Swally
What I liked most...: The Cally Bar what a bar and Dj Jock is the best so good me and my two friends are going back middle two weeks of august
What I cared for least...:
Doon the Cally for a Swally
What I liked most...: The Cally Bar what a bar and Dj Jock is the best so good me and my two friends are going back middle two weeks of august
What I cared for least...:
FAO SPIDER
What I liked most...: THATS WERE US GIRLS ARE STAYING LET US KNOW IF NE GOOD CHEERS AV FUN
What I cared for least...:
on our way
What I liked most...: so giz us group or girls some tips on the clubs in tenerife in july....whooo hoo
What I cared for least...: coming back to england
Going back for more
What I liked most...: Sun, sea, sand and booze. It was one of the best hols ive had so thats why im moving out there in June. Gonna be tanned up all all year round. Loving it!
What I cared for least...: Leaving the rainy cold weather in London.
Tom Keenan Forever...Towers NEVER!!!!
What I liked most...: Hello, couldn't help but notice the message posted by the illusive KB. Its been 3 years since I last visited the isle of the 'Rife, an thoroughly enjoyed my Keenan and his band, consisting of Elmar and L.E.O. Was Tom Keenan the best thing a bout the 'Rife...mmm, yes!
What I cared for least...: drunken louts, goons and buffoons. Damn them all to hell.
Tyrone J 28-04-2003 (09:45)
Ripped off by Tenerife authorities
What I liked most...: Weather
What I cared for least...: Parking signs only written in Spanish in a deliberate ploy to rip off tourists by then charging 110 euros to retrieve rental car
CNT WAIT 2 GO BACK!
What I liked most...: the night life was amazin even tho the strip was closed. LINEKARS, YATES'S and RAGS- what a night! James(PR from Yates's) i miss u! Contact me plz! xx any1 goin tel him 2 go on this website n contact plz!
What I cared for least...: pick pocket got my mate- 5 in the mornin tho!
CNT WAIT 2 GO BACK!
What I liked most...: the night life was amazin even tho the strip was closed. LINEKARS, YATES'S and RAGS- what a night! James(PR from Yates's) i miss u! Contact me plz! xx any1 goin tel him 2 go on this website n contact plz!
What I cared for least...: pick pocket got my mate- 5 in the mornin tho!
VERONICA'S
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: NEED TO KNOW IS IT WORTH 8 LADS GOING TO TENERIFE, AND WILL VERONICA'S BE CLOSED IN JUNE/JULY??
Wonderfull time
What I liked most...: All of it had a greatb time in las americas at Rumours and thanks all of you over there will miss it.
What I cared for least...:
Tattoo'd in Tenerife
What I liked most...: All of it...... going back again in September to get more tattoos. My man wouldn't get any more tattoos in the UK as he says its like a production line - not interested in how they look, just take your money and send you packing (well, may be not all of them !). If you are wanting a peach of a tattoo then look out for a guy called Keith aka Animal. If anyone wants more info then e mail me.
What I cared for least...: The time it takes for the next holiday to come round.
aparthotel columbus
What I liked most...: Me and my fella are going for a week in May. Is it really bad for drugs and prostitution? Is there anything for us normal people to do? Please let me know.
What I cared for least...:
spider 20-04-2003 (15:59)
Country and Irish Music
What I liked most...: Good music in pubs Irish at OBrians at 2nd level of the marina and C & W from Tom Keenan at Faurtrez De la Mar (The castle like building )overlooking Torviscas Playa
What I cared for least...: My pocket being picked at 2 in the morning in the street by a guy who appeared from nowhere jostled me then vanished into the darkness. He only got my anonymous room cardkey. I now keep a folded bar table mat in my pocket to make sure they get something then vanish.
Los Gigantes
What I liked most...: Breath taking scenery in a quiet part of the Island....just the job for a laid back and peaceful holiday . Found this before we came out and found it very useful : http://www.losgigantesmarina.com
What I cared for least...: Going back home....
LOVED TENERIFE!!!!
What I liked most...: I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THE NIGHT LIFE ALTHOUGH IT WAS IN FEB!GOING BACK IN JULY 2003!!AND I THINK ILL LOVE IT EVEN MORE
What I cared for least...: I JUST LOVED EVERYTHING!!
Those were the days
What I liked most...: staggy,the lizard kings, all at bobbys & busbys and the tenerife flu
What I cared for least...: Having to watch your back.
Lady Di 11-04-2003 (11:26)
teriffic tenerife!!
What I liked most...: i loved just bein able to chill out and not avin any responsibilities! our hotel was great and da people r so friendly. it's just nice to feel relaxed!
What I cared for least...: going onto the beach and nearly burning your feet it was so hot!!
angel wings 09-04-2003 (06:23)
I Love Tenerife
What I liked most...: The weather, Bar One and Rags and...Matt(irish, living in Tenerife since 5 years).
What I cared for least...: Getting sick and not being able to say goodbye to Matt...
Gotta get out there
What I liked most...: The pubs an clubs on the strip are proper funny.I wanna get a job out there A.S.A.P.I am 21 from liverpool so anyone know any numbers to contact? Nice one
What I cared for least...: Lucky men tryin to put chains round me neck
I MISS U TENERIFE!!
What I liked most...: I liked da sun and lyin on da beaches 24/7 and I miss all da bars and entertainment in Golf del sur's plaza! and last fing I heard Veronicas is totally closed down now! I WANA JOB IN TENERIFE!! NE OFFERS??.........
What I cared for least...: Coming back to England and Tenerife can be quite windy as well
wheres open
What I liked most...: me and the lads are coming back next week (2nd time this year) can anyone tell me if bonkers and shakers and the cally are open cos we spent most of our time in there last time....
What I cared for least...: the prostitutes who tried to rob me mates wallet
the only place for the over fourties
What I liked most...: Los cristianos paloma beach at the penny farthing,great night time entertainment and fantastic atmosphere!! Bobby youre the greatest singer
What I cared for least...: you are closed on sundays!!!!
Pearl the singer 01-04-2003 (09:04)
the cally bar reopens 1st of may
What I liked most...: thetime off while the bar is shut 4 refurbishment
What I cared for least...: the ladies toilets are too nice and lost their atmosphere
the cally bar reopens 1st of may
What I liked most...: thetime off while the bar is shut 4 refurbishment
What I cared for least...: the ladies toilets are too nice and lost their atmosphere
intech4us.com - find houses for rent in Atlanta
What I liked most...: ABCanaris has a cozy ambiance to it. Should you travel to Atlanta, Georgia then check out http://intech4us.com convering housing, energy and programming.
What I cared for least...:
nanovision 28-03-2003 (21:13)
NO HOTEL
What I liked most...: HI PARTY PEOPLE!! JUST TO LET YOU KNOW VERONICAS IS NOT ALL CLOSED& THEY ARE NOT GOING TO BUILD A HOTEL THERE! IT WAS THE HEALTH AND SAFTY THAT CLOSED SOME OF THE BARS AND THEY WILL OPEN AGAIN WHEN THEY MEET STANDERDS X
What I cared for least...:
VERONICAS
What I liked most...: Hi people just to let u know veronicas is not all closed (but it is only march a lot more bars will be re opening in may)
What I cared for least...:
VERONICAS
What I liked most...: Hi people just to let u know veronicas is not all closed (but it is only march a lot more bars will be re opening in may)
What I cared for least...:
las americas
What I liked most...: theres gonna be 7 of us coming over next fri for me mates 21st - where are the best bars to have a laugh in, are they all closed or what?!
What I cared for least...: will tell you wen i gets back
Great
What I liked most...: The heat and touristic activities, along with beaches
What I cared for least...: coldness on Mount Teide
Anselm 24-03-2003 (14:14)
PDLA
What I liked most...: EVERYTHING WAS BRILLIANT
What I cared for least...: COCKROACHES
PR of HULL 21-03-2003 (09:24)
Question
What I liked most...: How do Canarians feel about American tourists in light of recent events?
What I cared for least...:
When is the caley re opening???
What I liked most...: Absolutly everything !!
What I cared for least...:
What's the latest?
What I liked most...: The Lizard Kings in Shaker's bar and the Wild Boys at Leonardo's November last year. Are they still there? Heard that many of the bars are closed. Is this true?
What I cared for least...:
Hello to old friends!
What I liked most...: Hi there, Paul here - (Bungee Rocket 1999 - 2002) If anyone still working out there wants to get in touch, or if I met you on your hols, email me and I will reply asap. A massive HELLO to everyone at the Bungee Rocket, especially Louise, Denis and Tom. Hi to everyone at Snappys, Cloud 9, Branigans. If you want to know what I have been up to recently, visit www.justgiving.com/southport. Have a great summer everyone.... see you soon!!
What I cared for least...: PS Jon from Video Ventura - get in touch!
wanna job in tenerife
What I liked most...: Can any1 tell me a site u can get a job in tenerife and do ya work on commision only over there? is bobbys bar pur garage?
What I cared for least...:
Closed
What I liked most...: Hi all just to let you know all of veronicas is closed aprt from bobby's because they r going to build a hotel on the land
What I cared for least...: nothing
veronicas
What I liked most...: my mum just come back from tenerife and she said the whole of veronicas is closed is this true?
What I cared for least...:
uuum
What I liked most...: Me and a friend are going to Playas on the 29th june, we want to know all the best places to go, any ideas? Those looky looky men sound like complete twats though! And the prossie's, get a life girls!
What I cared for least...:
still here
What I liked most...: just a short note to all the people wondering the cally and bonkers will be open soon dj cuddles lets have a good summer
What I cared for least...:
cuddles 10-03-2003 (05:26)
HELP!!!
What I liked most...: I'm heading 2 pdla on 21-03 and need info on the best pubs an clubs, weather and things 2 avoid. im an 18 girl
What I cared for least...:
KAPPA worked in valentinos in 1999
What I liked most...: ME AND MY FRIEND WORKED WITH KAPPA IN VALENTINOS FOR ABOUT TWO WEEKS BUT WE GOT THE SACK BECAUSE WE WERE TO HUNG OVER TO TURN UP FOR WORK.BUT I HAVE TO SAY HE WAS THE FITTEST MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE NOTHING COULD OF HAPPENED AS HE WAS SEEING ONE OF THE GIRLS OUT OF A BAND WHO WORKED THERE.HE WAS ORIGANLY FROM RHYL WHICH IS NOT FAR FROM ME IN LIVERPOOL AND TOLD US HE VISITS LIVERPOOL WITH HIS BROTHER WHEN HE COMES HOME AND GOES TO THO 051.IF HE IS BACK HOME IN RHYL AND WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH EMAIL ME ON ([email protected])
What I cared for least...: I HATED GETTING UP IN THE MORNING WITH THE WORSE HANGOVERS I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
hey its all good.
What I liked most...: just got back from tenerife in feb. was there for 4 months and worked there. had brill time going back in summer. worked on veronicas. anyone sees this i might know, leave a message. hee hee. cant wait tto go back.. any one going in summer see you there....
What I cared for least...:
wicked
What I liked most...: everything, getting up xmas morning and seeing the beach, the weather, drink, drugs, people...and the list goes on.... i liked it so much im going back in two weeks to work
What I cared for least...: once the look-e look-e men clocked me buying something they screamed theyre goes the ecstacy girl, very loud and very public
viking
What I liked most...: we like den glade viking .very good music and the people there also very nice
What I cared for least...:
any where good to go???
What I liked most...: going to tenerife in a couple of weeks and need some good places to sample their beverages for them?? i'm staying in the orlando aparts.....wat are they like?
What I cared for least...: tell you in 3 weeks
Brannigans address
What I liked most...: Hi me and 2 mates from Manchester came back on Sat from a week out there, it was fab and i want to go back! Does anyone know the address of Brannigans bar? We used to go in Joyce (played some RNB) then we went to Brannigans then ended up in Rags.
What I cared for least...: PR people with an attitude!
First Time...
What I liked most...: Four American guys and two Dutch girls heading to T'rife for the first time on March 1st. Any recommendations on bars/clubs/apartments/discounts...
What I cared for least...:
looking 4wood 2 it!!!
What I liked most...: we r headin off to tenerife this friday. i can't wait. ive never been b4 so any1 who knows just how good it is, let us know. is it hot in feb?????
What I cared for least...:
lets ave it
What I liked most...: girls lots of girls the irish bars were ok but the bear wasnt try the sky park if you want a scare
What I cared for least...: veronicas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
terry fortner 15-02-2003 (10:04)
what a place
What I liked most...: nout
What I cared for least...:
WHATS HAPPEND TO THE LIVE ENTERTAINMENT
What I liked most...: FOR THE FIRST WEEK WE STROLLED AROND LOOKIN FOR ENTERTAINMENT WHO THE F... ARE J2 GIVE IT UP BBD ERRR NOT BAD BUT NOT GOOD TWO GIRLS SCREEMIN OVER THE MICS NOT GOOD THEN WE FOUND TWO LADS IN SOUL SELLA WICKED THINK THAY WERE CALLED T2K A MUST!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: AFRICAN PROSTITUTES
ESSEX GIRLS 15-02-2003 (01:00)
cant wait! pdla
What I liked most...: hi its Rhiannon ive wrote on here a few times, like i sed b4,wen me an my mate are 18,we are moving 2 pdla,i want 2 b a bodypiercer over there.does anyone know if there are any vacancies eg flats houses. and does anyone want to take on a new bodypiercer,cos ill be needing the money,im looking for a place near the beach.thanx! so if anyone knows of anyfin giv me a bell on 07951072165 or my mate nikola whos movin there 2 07890936779 cheers!!
What I cared for least...: i went in november 02 for the first time an we stayed in the orlando club resort, wen a technition came to changethe bulb on the balcony,he robbed my brothers new treds, but we got them back because he was traced up,he got sacked the lil faggot.
Rhiannon Hopkins 2003 14-02-2003 (09:53)
Wot a Hoot!!!
What I liked most...: All the men with big noses and they always offered me a seat!!!
What I cared for least...:
Vikto 2002 14-02-2003 (07:57)
Nic & Nat Look-a-like!!
What I liked most...: Julia, the 'appletons' lookalike will be staring in a one off dance show. To take place at Ocean Beach apartments 25thjuly. Watch this space for info re tickets!!!!
What I cared for least...:
dance u.k 13-02-2003 (10:04)
ARRIVING SOON (ish)
What I liked most...: Lorenzo will be arriving for two weeks of fun,6th june!!! Keep your son's/husbands locked up!!!!! Will be ale to find her most nights dancing on the tables in the Dubliner!!... what a HOOT.
What I cared for least...:
Lorenzo 13-02-2003 (09:25)
sexy everything bout tenerife so sexy especially u
What I liked most...: the guys! no everyhting the weather the clubs especially minstry and if paul pretloves reading this him aswell heehee what a lovely body u hav!!
What I cared for least...: sandra samny the horrible bar waiter who bored the many guys and gals she spoke 2 even tho she was a adarling..
Katrina 12-02-2003 (15:34)
yo lou an rhi!!
What I liked most...: noway, r u cumin round 2 mine again? it was mint last time! hey every1 its nik by the way.
What I cared for least...: when i was sick cos i drank 2 much
nikola myers 10-02-2003 (08:48)
Fantastic
What I liked most...: All of Tenerife, it is wicked. Me and my man are going on Feb 11th for 2 weeks this will be our 15th time. We just love it there. The bars, clubs, people and atmosphere is buzzin.
What I cared for least...: The smell of the sewage in the summer, lookie lookie guys and rose sellers.
Od from Newmarket 06-02-2003 (06:56)
Want a Job in Tenerife?
What I liked most...: Hya Sunlovers! My name's Matt Alexander, I live+work in Tenerife as a Singer. This year I'm setting up a Business (Internet). Im looking for Sales Staff. Its good pay, much better than you would earn working 4 a bar or Crappy Timeshare! Check the site out, its www.tenerifeinformation.co.uk You would earn �50 for every sale you make, no reason why you couldn't pick up at least �250 a week, and you have the nights free to party! Anyone interested send me an email.
What I cared for least...: Nothin!
Rhiannon n Louise
What I liked most...: yo louise i saw your lil' comment it was mint in tenerife wasn't it?! Its a good job we live near eachother isn't it? meet me later an we will go 2 niks an get drunk! I'll call u! laterz!
What I cared for least...: i've already wrote on this b4 my name is Rhiannon Hopkins an i reccomend The Tucans Bar 2 everyone! I cant be arsed writin any more my number is 07890936779 call me and louise and we will tell you about all the mint bars. e.g. BONKERS!
Rhiannon Hopkins 2003! 24-01-2003 (10:04)
LOUISE,S VIEW
What I liked most...: i liked the bars the best and all the clubs and nearing the end of my holiday i met a really nice girl called Rhiannon that made my holiday even better
What I cared for least...: I hated my sunburn and the beginning of the week as i had to speand it all alone wit my 'rents
Louise Howard 2003 Da Don 24-01-2003 (09:57)
LOUISE,S VIEW
What I liked most...: i liked the bars the best and all the clubs and nearing the end of my holiday i met a really nice girl called Rhiannon that made my holiday even better
What I cared for least...: I hated my sunburn and the beginning of the week as i had to speand it all alone wit my 'rents
Louise Howard 2003 Da Don 24-01-2003 (09:56)
LOUISE,S VIEW
What I liked most...: i liked the bars the best and all the clubs and nearing the end of my holiday i met a really nice girl called Rhiannon that made my holiday even better
What I cared for least...: I hated my sunburn and the beginning of the week as i had to speand it all alone wit my 'rents
Louise Howard 2003 Da Don 24-01-2003 (09:55)
ESSEX GAIRL
What I liked most...: CHEEP DRINKS AND FUNKY BARS: BONKERS, ITS ABSELUTE BONKERS. FANTASIC. OH AND SHAMROCK 2 COS WE GOT FREE DRINKS!!!!!!!!1
What I cared for least...: BEING TURNED AWAY FROM ALL THE TAXIS 4 BEING 2 DRUNK. HE HE!
PDLA
What I liked most...: The zoo was mint i went in nov 2002 wiv me ma an pa.Tucans bar was mint too.All the waiters r top too an the entertainment was brill. me an my mate are moving there when we are 18.
What I cared for least...: my prickly heat! i could only stay out in the sun for a few hours. And (ofcourse) comin home.
Rhiannon hopkins 21-01-2003 (10:02)
ONE FOR THE SCOTS
What I liked most...: THE CALLY BAR, DOWNSTAIRS IN VERONICAS, WENT IN JUNE AND AGAIN IN OCTOBER WENT IN EVERY NIGHT, THE DJ, JOCK, ALL THE BAR STAFF, NEIL, NORRIE, FRANKIE, DUNKEY (JOHN), AND EVERY ONE WE MET, GOING BACK THIS YEAR IN JUNE CANT WAIT TO DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN
What I cared for least...: COCKROACHES BUT APART FROM THT I HAAD THE TIME OF MY LIFE
wicked!!
What I liked most...: the cheap drink, never ending drugs and everythigs open all night! and if it shuts, theyres always somewhere else to go! - my apartment!!!!!! and waking up xmas morning and putting a bikini on!!!
What I cared for least...: laying in bed trying to get asleep the morning after the night before, and the sun decides to be 90degrees!!
mare verde apartments in playa las americas
What I liked most...: going in march . has anyone stayed and what did you think
What I cared for least...:
The greatest place...
What I liked most...: there was not one thing i liked in particular the whole holiday was great, it wernt my first time iv been me and my mates go three times a year (march, July & August) for the last two years, there is lots to do ere, the jet skiis, bananna boat and swimming with the dolphins in the water park was amazing. Veronicas is great a strip of all different bars and clubs to suit everyone with different music, but girls dont leave ya bag lying round there good a robbing ya dont let that put you off iv ad it done it never put me off, well if ya go av a boss time i know i do..... HAPPY HOLIDAYS????
What I cared for least...: my phone getin robbed out my bag, coz its just 2 good 2 miss out..........
Jemma, Liverpool xxxx 17-01-2003 (09:32)
Amazin
What I liked most...: I really love the lido in puerto de la cruz, i go to tenerife all time and i love it loads and loads! hehehe
What I cared for least...: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Samianianther 13-01-2003 (14:46)
an amazing place to be...
What I liked most...: What i liked most was the fat scottish bloke at shakers bar-the man's a legend despite every time i went in there he ripped the pish out of me cause i had just introduced the mow-hawk hair style to myself....o man the memories of july 2002!!n e 1 who was at atalaya court, july 2002 drop a line!!
What I cared for least...: The noisey buggers above us in our appartment(Atalaya court!lol-only kiddin u guyz were quite funny!!av it!!
Love It
What I liked most...: All of it. People great, weather fab. Linekers was the best bar with funny staff and wicked atmosphere. Me and 3 mates will be moving out there early 2004 so if anyone knows of any bar work going for 4 British Babes please let me know.
What I cared for least...: Yucky Spanish men trying their luck!
Jeffrey from Canada!!!
What I liked most...: I worked at Harleys in Los americas in 1998-99 and would love to get in touch with any of the crew. If you worked there or were just "there" drop me a line at, maniwasdrunk@hotmail.
What I cared for least...: Nothing, it's an F' in holiday!!!!!
xanadu apartments
What I liked most...: the whole holiday!!!!wicked!!!!!!!!cant remember most ov it !!!!!!!!!!!!lots ov crazy times in the complex!! was there over christmas!
What I cared for least...: hangovers!!!!!!!rude taxi drivers!!!!!!!!!!
NOT LONG NOW!!!!!
What I liked most...: IM GOING TODAY FOR 2 WEEKS, CAN'T WAIT TILL I GET THERE, ALL THEM GOOD LOOKING WOMEN OUT THERE ARE IN FOR A TREAT, IM GOING TO BED KNOW SO TENERIFE COMES QUICKER.
What I cared for least...: WAITING TO GET THERE AND COMING BACK!!!!!
SHUPPY POWERS 19-12-2002 (21:31)
Tattoo'd in Tenerife
What I liked most...: Everything. Tenerife is happening. Leaving "sunny" Glasgow behind for 2 weeks heading over to PDLA every Summer to bake in the sun and soak up the alcohol ! Going to see our bud, keith, who is the tattooist down at Compostella Beach apartments - give him a visit if interested in getting tattooed whilst in Tenerife (husband has had 4 and I've had 4 done by him so far and more to come this year).
What I cared for least...: Nothing really. PRs and lucky lucky men - just be firm and tell them to fly !
Gorgeous Girl
What I liked most...: Melissa, who worked in babewatch.... I just have to see you again. Our conversations when we were sat at snack attack are sadly missed. Where are yoou working now? I am back out there in the new year so get in touch and tell me what you have been up to, Paul xx [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
LAS AMERICAS
What I liked most...: COMING TO TENERIFE IN DECEMBER, PLEASE COULD SOMEONE GIVE ME INFO REGARDING WEATHER, RESTAURANTS, PUBS ETC AND ALSO GOOD PLACES TO VISIT, E.G. SHOPPING
What I cared for least...:
anyone who remembers
What I liked most...: just spending the whole summer of 98 out there and comming back every summer for my holidays i love tenerife if anyone was working out there in 98 phone me on 07729988154
What I cared for least...:
carlia 29-11-2002 (17:17)
i love it all
What I liked most...: i loved it all in tennerife best bar bonkers in veronicas dj so funny and good shows
What I cared for least...: dident sleep with dj cuddles should have he did ask me plenty off times
i love it all
What I liked most...: i loved it all in tennerife best bar bonkers in veronicas dj so funny and good shows
What I cared for least...: dident sleep with dj cuddles should have he did ask me plenty off times
Off next week
What I liked most...: I m off to Playa de las Americas a week on sunday (8 December) want to know what the prices are like and all attractions to see.
What I cared for least...:
im going soon !!!!!
What I liked most...: ive not been yet i'm goin on the 24th of january with my dad and my sister but i wanna go clubbin can any 1 tell me some good bars in playa de las americas which i can take my 15year old sister too ??????????????
What I cared for least...: thanx xxxxxxxx ;)
im going soon !!!!!
What I liked most...: ive not been yet i'm goin on the 24th of january with my dad and my sister but i wanna go clubbin can any 1 tell me some good bars in playa de las americas which i can take my 15year old sister too ??????????????
What I cared for least...: thanx xxxxxxxx ;)
MENTAL
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER WAS GREAT, THE BARS WERE TOO BUT THE SCOTS WERE EVEN BETTER!!! TRY THE DANCING COMP IN BRANNIGAN's ITS WORTH WINNING!!
What I cared for least...: INSOMNIAC'S
mariella 23-11-2002 (06:43)
LATE DEAL NOVEMBER WAS TOPS
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE BARS, ESPECIALLY THE SECURITY GUY AT LINEKARS. WHAT MORE DO I NEED TO SAY?
What I cared for least...: COCKROACHES
wow
What I liked most...: i liked the beaches in peuto de la cruiz its beutiful and the parret park was amazing
What I cared for least...: building sites
the middletons 13-11-2002 (17:35)
A small little man
What I liked most...: This small little man called Mark Plumpton, i think thats what his name was, Well n e way he was like a little lepracorn, but well fit when he came to the beach in his trunks. Hope ur ok Mark xx See ya Next Year x
What I cared for least...: The stinking Spainish
Spainish Elf 13-11-2002 (03:24)
Taxi Fare
What I liked most...: We got a taxi last week w/c 5.11.02 from the airport to The Gran Tinerfe Hotel in Playa De Las Americas it cost �20 Euros each way
What I cared for least...:
taxi costs????
What I liked most...: I'M OFF TO TENERIFE NEXT WEEK AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ROUGH PRICES FOR A TAXI FROM AIRPORT TO PLAYA LAS AMERICAS?
What I cared for least...: NOT BEEN YET
taxi costs????
What I liked most...: I'M OFF TO TENERIFE NEXT WEEK AND WOULD LIKE TO KNOW ROUGH PRICES FOR A TAXI FROM AIRPORT TO PLAYA LAS AMERICAS?
What I cared for least...: NOT BEEN YET
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
PRS R US EX 12-11-2002 (02:44)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:43)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:43)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:43)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:43)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:42)
HORRIBLE LITTLE MEN
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER, THE PEOPLE (MOST OF THEM), THE PRICES. THATS WHY I LIVE HERE
What I cared for least...: GLORIFIED BAR MEN PRETENDING TO BE MANAGERS IN RIP OFF NAMED BARS (YATES AND DAVE). KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR THIS SAD LITTLE WANKER. A KNOWN WOMAN HATER, LIKES ANAL???? THINKS HES QUITE HANDY WHEN HE SLAPS GIRLS ABOUT.
EX STAFF 12-11-2002 (02:42)
Paloma Beach Apartments
What I liked most...: The setting, and everyone else's apartment!
What I cared for least...: Our apartment!!! If you book a 2 bedroom apartment on this complex make sure you don't get apartment number TL12 as it's the pits! This "apartment" is not even on the complex plan. It is situated between the pool bar and the reception office. It is a definite firetrap as there are no windows in the bedrooms and the only entrance and exit is via the patio doors which lead onto a patio adjacent to the pool area! It looks as if this has either been a shop or a storeroom which has been "converted" into an apartment? Prior to booking this holiday we had visited the complex and were very impressed with the general standard - what a disappointment when we got this apartment!!
Extremely dissatisfied customers 10-11-2002 (21:05)
Maybe Going!
What I liked most...: My boyfriend and I might be going next summer to Puerto de la Cruz. If anyone has been can you please let me know what it's like?
What I cared for least...:
Wow
What I liked most...: The Sound of Cream, the best bar there is!!! Every evening one big party!!! Crazy d.j. and Aida!!! Let's fly bacl tomorrow..... And the O'neills bar was also very cool, from there we could see our appartment, however, we could see it from every bar in Veronicas, stayed at Playa Flor, across the street from Veronicas. We could crawl home....
What I cared for least...: The stupid Australian guy from Rooftops. But the others from Rooftops were nice. And didn't want to go home.
Herma and Miranda 08-11-2002 (05:17)
Princesia dacil los c
What I liked most...: Great hotel. clean great for kids. food ok but not great. The flavour flav looky man.
What I cared for least...: Sivan the entertainer. men keep your girls at bay.
1830
What I liked most...: the best reps on the island great night out we loved bonkers the hen night there was brilliant well what i can remember even got to snog the dj wich was well cool
What I cared for least...: the hangovers
1830
What I liked most...: the best reps on the island great night out we loved bonkers the hen night there was brilliant well what i can remember even got to snog the dj wich was well cool
What I cared for least...: the hangovers
Mint time
What I liked most...: Me and my two mates went out to tenerife mid sept, we had a great time stayed in the vina del mar on a club 18-30 (RM 205) if you know who we are. Big hiya to all the fab people we met out there... you know who we are! Must say one of the bars we loved was joyce bar in veronica's. Were plastered most of the time!! Hope to go out next year and stay a bit longer this time, anyone know of work. let me know!
What I cared for least...: Lucky lucky men selling crap who just didnt understand the word NO! The prostitutes and the roaches! Other than that we loved it! Roll on next year!
what a laugh!!!
What I liked most...: I worked out there for 2 months at the sky park torviscas,bungy jumping the lot,i loved the bars{shooters bar}really cheap with asexy barman!!! and the beehive vodka redbull �1!!!! loro park is fab for all the family and harleys the american dinner is the best place to eat huge portions of food going back next week in my fab appartment at the orlando!!!
What I cared for least...: i did not care for nothing i was out to have a laugh and i didn't have to where makeup for 2 months just let the sun tan your face!!! cared for least makeup!!
what a laugh!!!
What I liked most...: I worked out there for 2 months at the sky park torviscas,bungy jumping the lot,i loved the bars{shooters bar}really cheap with asexy barman!!! and the beehive vodka redbull �1!!!! loro park is fab for all the family and harleys the american dinner is the best place to eat huge portions of food going back next week in my fab appartment at the orlando!!!
What I cared for least...: i did not care for nothing i was out to have a laugh and i didn't have to where makeup for 2 months just let the sun tan your face!!! cared for least makeup!!
MAD MAD MAD
What I liked most...: JUST GOT BACK FROM TENNERIFE WHAT A PLACE TOP TWO PLACES TO GO ISBONKERS AND THE CALLY BAR BEST AND FUNNISET DJ,S ON THE ISLAND AND ALL THE BAR STAFF A BRILL
What I cared for least...: THE JIMMY JIMMY,S FAR TWO MANY
MITCHELLE 31-10-2002 (23:48)
larging it
What I liked most...: Im off to PDs in december , has anyone else been there in december and if so is it busy and sunny. Email me and let me know all about it please. Rick
What I cared for least...: hope its busy
work
What I liked most...: Love Tenerife so much that I wanna work out there next summer!! Anyone got any advice about moving out there and prices of apartments to rent etc then send us an email please
What I cared for least...: coming home
mad and sexy
What I liked most...: bonkers top place to go for a night out dj,s r so funny and so cute music top and best show was thunderbirds
What I cared for least...: constent hassle from pr,s
THE CALLY 4 A SWALLY
What I liked most...: The Cally Bar!! Dj Jock is the funniest guy ever. He made our holiday!! A must for any buckfast drinkin weegie. Ur guaranteed a great laugh. Beware the aberdonian sheep shaggers with their wellies and velcro gloves!
What I cared for least...: Mcdonalds! It was F*$�ing disgusting. Trust me go to KFC. The minging prostitutes, the minute you hear "sucky, sucky 5 euros" DROP EVERYTHING AND RUN!!
places to go
What I liked most...: My friend and I were on holiday in Tenerife for two weeks from the 1st oct. We had an exellent time!! We stayed at the Flamingo Club Apartments in PDLA. (very nice) BEST PLACE 4 A SWALLY - The Cally Bar (DJ Jock is hillarious you'll have a great laugh. The staff are all great!)well kind of. BEST PLACE TO EAT - Harleys American Restaurant (The food is great, good friendly service although you can wait a while for a seat. BEST FOOTBALL PUB - The Bobbins Rangers Pub (An exellent pub for the family, good atmosphere, great mince and tatties!! Most important, cheap drink!!)
What I cared for least...: Neil from the cally, you can smile luv! It wont hurt.
Suzy Bear 24-10-2002 (00:12)
i don't know
What I liked most...: i havent been to tenerife but i came on this website to help me do my ICT project. Can any one tell me whether you can go on nice walks there?
What I cared for least...:
Luv .:Me:. xxxxxxxx 22-10-2002 (04:54)
Branigans
What I liked most...: Me and my mate have just got back from Tenerife, we loved Branigans! The D J is gorgous! Hi to the Stevenage lads...if you're ever in Essex come and see the Canvey Girls.
What I cared for least...: We stayed in Toroviscas which is a bit quite this time of year, but it was only a 5-6 euro cab to Veronicas.
Going in December
What I liked most...: me and two of my mates are going on 8 december 2002 , is it any good in december and wheres the best places to go. were staying in columbus hotel , has anyone else stayed there?
What I cared for least...:
the cally bar
What I liked most...: the drink the girls and dj jock he is mad
What I cared for least...: the barman in the cally chain he looked like ba baracus all he needeed was a sun tan and he never stops smilling.
jan fi fife 16-10-2002 (00:29)
CAFE BONKERS
What I liked most...: starting at the cafe royale, torviscas where there is a mad karaoke and the dj is lush! the staff are always smiling and it is a good place to eat away! and probably the cheapest bar in that area! and make sure u talk to simon international behind the bar! and please find out for me if it is a big banana! after there it is always bonkers in veronicas! the bar is very layed back and you feel very safe! the staff are brill and the djs are funny as anything! you will have to see for yourself! and dont listen to the crap below cos i didnt think tenerife was as bad as some of the people have said! who cares what the apartments are like when you only sleep and change in them anyway! go on girls and boys give it a go! you will love it!
What I cared for least...: the karaoke finishing at 12 in the cafe royale! we wanted it to go on for longer! even though we wouldnt have made it much longer anyway!
joanne (manchester) 15-10-2002 (11:57)
sounds like fun and crap
What I liked most...: I went 10 years ago and it was wicked, best holiday of our lives, but reading this it sounds like its gone a bit downhill,sounds like the fun is still there. And like us, the lookie lookie men were there. a
What I cared for least...: Canadians going over there blind avin a winge about Brits wingin. Hope u get mugged and beaten, by the Brits.
Holiday soon!
What I liked most...: I still have to go on my holiday to Tenerife next week. Is somebody been in Hotel/ap. Columbus, and did jou liked it? I want to hear from jou soon. And the weather, is it still sunny in October/november? thanx
What I cared for least...:
bonkers is the best yet
What I liked most...: bonkers defenetly the best bar in tennerife if u want to party and not pose go there
What I cared for least...: found out that carl the bar man was gay
jade big t**s 13-10-2002 (03:31)
the best bars
What I liked most...: me and my 5 m8's are goin 2 tenerife in 2 weeks so people aged 18 2 20 wot r the best bars and clubs in tenirife
What I cared for least...:
the london lasses 13-10-2002 (01:18)
best bars in Las Americas
What I liked most...: O'Malleys Irish Bar, The Cally, Babewatch (all in Veronicas 1) Bar 3 Euro in Starco !!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Lauries Bar Los Cristianos, worst bar ever !!!!!!!!
moving tomorrow
What I liked most...: i'm movingto tenerife tomorrow morning. playa de las americas. maolly malones/ buzz bar. come and have a look!! can't sleep!! too excited!!!
What I cared for least...:
Vonny, aberdeen 07-10-2002 (10:00)
Never been
What I liked most...: Im going to los cristianos 1st nov. stayin in castle harbour. if anyone has been let me know wat its like
What I cared for least...: ????????????????????????????????
PR Massive
What I liked most...: working in the reef. worked at lineker's bar for 2 months. little dean if anyone remebers.girls grab Rab the berman at jumpin jaks and blade baxter and craig at linekers.JJ's,Yates's KRISTY'S and Rags.the majority of tourists who were amusing pleasant attractive and great sports. and ALEX king of the lookie lookies
What I cared for least...: the minority of tourists who thought they owned the island. Girls sleeping eith my mate jamie from linekers!! he is a gimp
A DREAM!
What I liked most...: Almost visited all the islands. 3 times we went to Tenerife. It is really the best island. weather is fine. No cold wind! stayed in hotel Bahia Principe Costa Adeje. The best ever. it's a dream!
What I cared for least...:
tinneke en belleke 03-10-2002 (19:07)
Tenerife the Place to Be
What I liked most...: Me and my mate went to tenerife on the 20th sept for a a week. The best holiday i've had. We stayed at the paradero apartments, not bad if your looking for somewhere cheap and where all the young crowd are, and only about a 10 min walk from veronicas. The best places i'd have to say were Rags, Jumpin Jaks and Linekars. Also the foam party is a must! Definately be going next year.
What I cared for least...: the lucky lucky men, and the little chinese women selling roses who don't take no for an answer.
Tenerife is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Me and 5 of my mad mates were in las americas for 2 weeks from the 23rd of july. it was the best couple of weeks of our life!!!!!!! we stayed in the california apartments (about a 10 min walk from veronicas) and i would recommend it to anyone who is looking for cheap accommodation right in the centre of whats going on. If ur scottish - go to the cally bar - best bar on the island. DJ Jock is the best. The foam party was our best nite and allthe other nites are a good laugh - and good value 4 money. i would b wary of the boozecruise, the boat is very rocky and its not very nice when u have been drinking 4 about 2 weeks solid.
What I cared for least...: There was a couple of black outs when we were there and the pickpocket guys come out in force so watch yourselves. The looky looky men r ok as long as u r nice enough to them. Try to stay on the right side of the policia - ive heard they can be pretty brutal - but i had no problems myself
Rach, Aberdeen 30-09-2002 (07:03)
Tenerife is a must!!!
What I liked most...: Apart from the stunning weather the pubs and clubs are great! Make sure you go to Linekars and Rags! If any1 was there between 20th and 28th email me!!
What I cared for least...: sleep
Watch out for Bobbies
What I liked most...: Nothing, see below.
What I cared for least...: I went with my friend to Bobbies night club next to busbys. My best mate, like a sister to me was raped in a stock room by someone who she had been chatting to who works there. He is called Martsio or something and he has offered her money not to go to the police but she is going to go anyway. Watch out for him.
Miss G 28-09-2002 (01:17)
Stray again
What I liked most...: My Email [email protected], Excellent!!
What I cared for least...: silly question, no-one answers that one
Lookin to live in Tenerife
What I liked most...: Erh,I'm bieng a bit cheeky and posting an Ad, I looking for some help or information about living and working in Tenerife, My names Spence, Im 19 and from Somerset, South UK, Im looking to go in march, If ANYONE thinks they can help please get in touch, And if anyone works in the shipping industry and thinks they could ship my beloved car there too, that would be nice, lol,SPENCE
What I cared for least...: I've been about 6 times, usually around Christmas, It's a big step moving out there on my own, poor me, once again if anyone feels they can help, I would be gratefull, please get in touch
BUBBLICIOUS FOAM PARTY 2002
What I liked most...: ANY ONE THAT GETS THE CHANCE TO GO TO THIS FOAM PARTY DO IT!!!!!! IT WAS THE BEST NIGHT OUT OF MY WHOLE LIFE FREE DRINK ON ANYTHING YOU WANT AND PLENTY OF HOT HOT HOT HALF NAKED OR NAKED IF LUCKY GUYS!! I WENT WITH 6 MATES IN JULY BUT I ADVISE ALL GIRLS TO PUT ALL YOUR THINGS IN A PLASTIC CARRIER BAG BEFORE IT GOES INTO YOUR PROPER BAG. ALL MY MONEY AND FAGS WERE SOGGY..
What I cared for least...: LOOSING MT F****N SHOES IN THE FOAM!!!
RACH, SCOTLAND 25-09-2002 (06:25)
CALLY, CALLY, CALLY!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: This is to babysparkle i did take ben home with me (to my apartment) my mate had the other bar guy woody. hehehehehe!!! anyway i am moving back over there to work in 1 week cant wait!! any funny stories about ben please tell all!! i have a few!! anyone going over soon go to Molly Malones next to cally thats where we will be. And another thing you have to go to OH LA LA beside calafornia apartments and get yourself a chicken kebab...
What I cared for least...: F****N COCKROACHES!!!!
RACHEL,ABERDEEN 25-09-2002 (06:02)
Going Back - Can't Wait!!!
What I liked most...: Las Americas is the best place in the world. Six of us went on the 23rd July 2002 for 2 weeks. We had the best time. We stayed in the California apartments. They were nice, but I wouldn't get on the wrong side of the receptionist. She looked a bit of a hard b$%&*!! Anyone Scottish....you can't miss THE CALLY BAR!!!! DJ Jock is so funny and some of the bar men are sooo fine!!! Rags is great too!! Moving back on 8th October with my mate. We can't wait!!! Christmas in Tenerife!! Hmm!!
What I cared for least...: Nothin - thats why we're moving there!!!!
Boooooo
What I liked most...: I went last year and im going again this friday (27th Sept 02). It was well good! Bobbys was my favourite clubs coz they play garage! Its one of the most expensive places for drinks though but is still cheap compared to sunny old London! I got with my girlfriend last year in Tenerife and shes coming again this time... Only thing is we broke up 6 weeks ago and i haven't spoke to her since... oh well
What I cared for least...: Cab Drivers from Airport. They drive like nutters then over charge you... Probably best to rent a car... thats what were doing this year
Daniel 24-09-2002 (16:57)
Our Mad week and the gorgeous Holiday Reps!!
What I liked most...: Everything!! What can i say? Me and my mate Jill went for a week. We had the best time our our lives and are definately going back next year. We stopped at the Las Floritas Appartments in Play de Las Americas and our rep Andy Millar was georgeous does anyone know him??Let me know!! We got there after a sleepless night flight had no sleep and went straight to Barnigans, jumpin Jacks, Rags, Linekars and the Cally bar (go to em all if u dont wanna miss out!) We went on a bar crawl organised by Direct Holidays wherew the reps cam with us (if anyone knows Greg who is from Glasgow and reps for Direct Holidays let me know i really wanna get hold of him - a repeat of the night i was with him would be bloody fantastic!!!) The Cheshire Gents (u know who u r!!) r u still Lovin the Game?? Was anyone else out there with us? We are the Shropshire Girls. If Jason or Lee from Bexley Heath read this message then email us- we miss u loads, thanx for a brill holiday. See u all next year for the best time ever!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Nothing! all the moaning wingers on this page make tenerife sound like a place of hell! Thats all bull! If u need any info then email me (families or if ur 18 like me and looking for a good time!!) i'll let u know where the best places to go are. U'll have a brilliant week and if any ouf u were there on August 13th -20th 2002 let me know!!
Curly haired dude at top bar
What I liked most...: His name is Norrie.
What I cared for least...:
2 weeks to go!
What I liked most...: me and my b/f are going begin. oct - where are the best bars to go? will it still be busy that time of year? been before but it was in the summer a couple of years ago.
What I cared for least...: coming home!
woooooooooo
What I liked most...: Anyone goin around 15th october? ne1 know how the Barranco apartments r? cant wait!!
What I cared for least...:
DECADES
What I liked most...: Decades was definatley the best night out! You pay about �25 and you get unlimited free drink and food all night! You book it at Pleasure Island, but make sure you ask for one of the lively nights if you dont want to be stuck with Parents and their kids!! I went over to Playa de las Americas for 6 weeks, and it had the best time ever! Ive been home a couple of months now and still really miss it! Met some really nice people...would like to hear from anyone who thinks we met over there!!
What I cared for least...: It was quite rough over there....but i didnt have any trouble!
TENERIFE, JULY 28, 2002
What I liked most...: Me and about 10 mates were in playa las americas for 2 weeks! we're from dublin, ireland, and we had the best holiday ever! we were warned of the english before we went over but they were the best laugh out there! Taylors bar in san telmo was brill (rick "tarzan", "bumbag" brian and the boys!). we went to jumpin jacks every night and the staff there are wicked.. we met the nicest ppl there
What I cared for least...: the usual... lucky men, guys lookin 4 fights... goin home..
Going to Playa de las Americas 20 Sept 02
What I liked most...: Dunno yet going in 4 days theres me and my mate. Can't wait. Anyone else going around this time? Whats the nightlife like at this time of year is it still in season? Whats the best places? Hope to see all you gorgeous guys who are up for a good time?
What I cared for least...:
THE SAMBUCA GIRLS!!!!
What I liked most...: THE CALLY BAR!!! absolutley LOVE that place!!! MA WEE CURLY HAIRED DUDE AT THE TOP BAR!!!! he made ma hol!!! all that free sambuca!he wouldnt let a pretty lady drink alone so every time i had a sambuca he had one!!he was always steamin at the end of the nite!!big shout out to you mate cant mind your name!? anyone know?! jocks fantastic!! a true evil scotsman!!! also big fernando our night man! a perv but funny as ****!! cally bar staff are fine!!!
What I cared for least...: sweet and sour sauce in the floor for days and our wee cockroaches betty an jimmy an the lads!!!! oh aye an the stinky chinese downstairs!! gave poor wee lynz the shits!!!
sambuca girl 15-09-2002 (00:07)
cally bar toilets!!
What I liked most...: most of the graffiti of the cally bar toilets especially the first cubicle is courtesy of special k and mmmiriam! we certainly left our mark!! oh an im the one who loves mick! ladies if u go please hav a wee peek and add some of your own! ps we were pretty miraculous when we did that! heehee!!!!
What I cared for least...: i broke ma blusher brush doin it!!
special k 14-09-2002 (23:59)
GIRLS ON TOUR 2002
What I liked most...: EVERYTHING!!! WENT WITH ESCAPADES, STAYED AT ATALAYA COURT, HAD A WICKED TIME! BEST NIGHT WAS EVERY NIGHT, GOT MASH UP EVERYDAY! OUR REPS PAUL AND TOMMO KEPT IT UP ALL WEEK, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, SEE YOU AT THE CREAM WEEKENDER!
What I cared for least...: NOTHING! EXCEPT SOMEONE SHITTING OUTSIDE OUR APARTMENT, WAKING UP WITH A HANGOVER, OPENING THE DOOR, FACE FULL OF FLIES, AND NEARLY BEING SICK! ANYONE REMEMBER US????? [email protected]
from below
What I liked most...: i mean we killed the cockroaches
What I cared for least...:
lynsey 13-09-2002 (00:48)
CALLY BAR IS GREAT
What I liked most...: CALLY BAR we spent our whole week there and hardly ever went anywhere else. the atmosphere was great most of the staff were hilarious. Mad jock was fantastic and the braveheart show was hysterical. we just got back on tuesday and i want to go straight back. can anyone tell me the cally bar web site?
What I cared for least...: Compostella beach apts. our apartments were right beside a wall they lived in got a spray and killed them though.
Lynsey 13-09-2002 (00:46)
BONKERS CRAZY!
What I liked most...: ALL OF IT ALTHOUGH WE ONLY WENT TO BONKERS WE FOUND ALL THE FUN WE WANTED AND MORE, THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE ARE SO FRIENDLY ESPECIALLY STRANGE HOPE TO RETURN VERY SOON
What I cared for least...: THE STEPS IN BONKERS!! THEY HURT WHEN YOU FALL ON THEM!
cant wait to go!
What I liked most...: Me and my b/f have just booked to go in October; we was there bout 2years ago and it was ace! Hope its still as good, we liked Leonardos and there was a really good band on in the Soul Cellar - so will probably go there again - if there still there??!! Saw the volcano last time so wont bother with that again.
What I cared for least...: looky looky men but my b/f got a watch of one and its still working
the cally bar!!!!
What I liked most...: just got back from tenerife, just like to say that the cally bar made my hols!!! as for sexy Ben, William and Barnsy- well what can i say? they were so damn hot!!! i wanted to take Ben home with me!! hehe!!! xxx
What I cared for least...: coming home to rainy glasgow!! boooooo!
babysparkle 11-09-2002 (02:15)
we're off again !!
What I liked most...: Everything. Tenerife is happening. Leaving "sunny" Glasgow behind for 2 weeks heading over to PDLA on 13 Sep (2 days - can't wait) to bake in the sun and soak up the alcohol ! Going to see our bud, keith, who is the tattooist down at Compostella Beach apartments - give him a visit if interested in getting tattooed whilst in Tenerife (husband had 3 and I've had 2 done by him so far and more to come this year).
What I cared for least...: Nothing really. PRs and lucky lucky men - just be firm and tell them to fly !
message for the Wild Boys
What I liked most...: Trying to contact Marc or mea at leonardos bar. Send me your email addressess to [email protected]
What I cared for least...: In Dubai at the moment..miss you guys!!! Have you got your petrol pump with the vodka red bull in it yet????
message for sasha
What I liked most...: i'm just back and bonkers is definently still open and still as fab as ever..enjoy..
What I cared for least...: ..
carrie 08-09-2002 (18:44)
Charlie @ Vina Del Mar
What I liked most...: Me again, Eva is the young lookin receptionist at Vina Del Mar
What I cared for least...:
Charlie @ Vina Del Mar
What I liked most...: Eva is the recieptionist at Vina Del Mar
What I cared for least...:
Wicked Playas De Las Americas (Vina Del Mar Apts)
What I liked most...: Anyone goin to Vina Del Mar say Hola to Eva sinorita for me, former room 401 tenants.......... Veronicas (busby's and bobbys many more) is the best and club Metropolis where there is spanish girls galore for shopping to go santa de las cruz 'el castillo sector' aka castillo road, wicked, alsoi visit puerto de las cruz, wicked place, hire cars from 200 euros for 3 days....... go on jet skis, wicked experience and dont get told off by the supervisor if there is a lack of communication and understanding.MESSAGE FROM CHARLIE.....LARGE IT IN TENERIFE FOR US........................!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: say no to negro prostitutes and dodgy PRs,dont walk drunk on streets alone, muggers are present at night....
Page 3 Girls
What I liked most...: Not there yet, but we've heard Bonkers is great & we want all our drinks free!!!!!!! we are 4 page 3 stunners doing a promotion for the weekend, let us know the best places to go and we'll meet you there, we need some sexy big fat suntanned hunks!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Tell you later!!!?????
2 Kent gals going on the 13th Sep at xanadu!!
What I liked most...: We were there last yr at a similar time we luved oasis and soul train it was wicked!!!!The supply of fit men was also a bonus!!!!
What I cared for least...: We hated the fing cockroaches and the lack of air in the clubs!!!
Post Holiday Blues
What I liked most...: the drinkin and the women, plenty of both 2 be sampled, best lookin girl on the island was Henrieta the PR girl 4 linekars (a once in a lifetime opportunity was missed). cant wait 4 next year!!!
What I cared for least...: missed opportunities
Tenerife is great allrounder
What I liked most...: I've biin 2 T-rife for the past 3 years runnong now. I went last year and the year b4 wiv my mates and this year with my boyfriend and i had a fab time ! Me and my mates spent all our time in soul cafe, rags, jumpin jaks (was then soul train) and definatley go to Waikiki bar. As the cocktrails are only 5 euros for ", and u dont need a PR to take u in, there always 2 4 1!
What I cared for least...: the hills, i was staying in the orlando apmnts in torviscas. they were nice but i felt like all i did was walk up this same hill!! but dont let that put u off, it was prob justme being lazy!!!!
Cant Wait to go bk
What I liked most...: The Lads at the Full Monty in the Patch, Nick, Neil n Jason Phhooaarrrr. Amm bonkers show bar rocked and so did soul cellar
What I cared for least...: Looki Lokkie men
going soon
What I liked most...: can anyone tell me if bonkers is open - someone whose just come back said it had shut as well as a load of other bars....
What I cared for least...: nothing - tenerife rocks
Anyone heading out on the 28th?
What I liked most...: Dont know yet but hopefully a lot! Anyone going out on the same party flight as me and my 3 mates? Oh and anyone any info on columbus/paraiso del sol/ pueblo torviscas? cheers!
What I cared for least...: Er..dont know that either yet, but probably looky looky men!apparently they're everywhere, and those time share dudes!
Anyone heading out on the 28th?
What I liked most...: Dont know yet but hopefully a lot! Anyone going out on the same party flight as me and my 3 mates? Oh and anyone any info on columbus/paraiso del sol/ pueblo torviscas? cheers!
What I cared for least...: Er..dont know that either yet, but probably looky looky men!apparently they're everywhere, and those time share dudes!
Coral Beach Aparthotel
What I liked most...: Heading out to PDLA on the 8th of September, just want to know if anyone has any information on the Coral, and all the do's and dont's on the Island.
What I cared for least...: Dont know yet
CHICKEN NUGGETS!
What I liked most...: Everything!!Look out for PR's for Flannery's irish bar, the Lizard Kings are a band that play there and they're excellent! Rooftops is a good place to start your night and a good meeting point. Before you go into anywhere try and find a PR, they'll get you cheaper drinks. If you like cheesy music go to arena (but be prepared for a bad smell!) Free lollipops at Waikiki Beach bar and cheap drinks and good music. Cheapest cocktails at Oasis, a litre of most cocktails for 6 euros. There's a brilliant atmosphere everywhere, most people are friendly, but don't split up from your friends unless you trust the person your with. Go to the aqua park and go on the Rapids.The whole place is excellent and we're definetly going back next year! If you're planning on going next year let us know, email us if you wana know anymore.
What I cared for least...: Watch your stuff if you go on the beach at night (including clothes!)Trust me there are theives in the shadows, they're really quick and quiet & good at their job! Cockroaches!Lucky Lucky men, they call every girl chicken nugget, how insulting!The rose sellers, they don't listen when you say no.
Linekars!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Rik from Linekars is so sexy and as for in bed he's earth movin!!!
What I cared for least...: nothin all great
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What I liked most...: The nightlife, most def! I defo recommend Escape, Busbys and Rags! Likekars is ok 4 u footie fans or girls looking 4 the lads! The foam party is mint aswell! Me and my 2 mates went at the start of August! I defintly recommend going to Playa de Las Americas! Lucky ppl who r set to go there soon! Wish i was coming back with u! Just wud choose different apartments!
What I cared for least...: The Acapulco Apartments! They r shite. But only a 5 min walk from Veronicas which is the only good thing about them! Ne1 headed there, b warned, take some cuttlery and B careful u don't get sparks flying at u from the plug sockets like I did!
MESSAGE FOR SHARON THE ESSEX GIRL
What I liked most...: HOWYA,WITH NO FLIGHT DELAYS WE'LL BE CHECKING INTO OUR HOTEL AT 11PM ON FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN IT'S ONTO BONKERS,IF WE'RE DELAYED IT'LL BE SAME TIME THE NEXT NIGHT.JUST LOOK OUT FOR ME MATE WEARING A BIG TOP HAT THAT LOOKS LIKE A PINT OF GUINNESS,YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN YE SEE IT......CANT WAIT TIL FRIDAY
What I cared for least...: TELL YE LATER
Message for WINDY
What I liked most...: Very near the day,cant wait.Hopefully we will see you in Bonkers Friday night.Just look for a group of sexy blondes,you wont miss us......short skirts with little belly tops..........Have a safe flight.
What I cared for least...:
Sharon 21-08-2002 (03:29)
Our best holiday ever
What I liked most...: We stayed at Atayala Court, it was great. The bars are cheap and cheerful and there is a great rep called paul from escapades. He looks like a total twat but he was really helpful when my sister lost her purse. He is bisexual too as he was spotted giving another rep called tommo a blowjob in the toliets in braniggans. Nice!!
What I cared for least...: Lookie men and lookie women and chinky rose sellers
The Bradford possee 18-08-2002 (22:34)
BUNGEE ROCKET BOYS
What I liked most...: Gemma and Natalie we agree! The boys at the bungee rocket are well tasty! We have watched our video about 50 times just to see their cheeky faces! They are all great looking with fit bods but one of them is a bit weird, he has loads of tattoos and a dodgy goatee beard!
What I cared for least...: Leaving the bungee rocket!
Xanadu
What I liked most...: There are 11 of us (5 guys, 6 burds) fae Kilmarnock off to the Xanadu apartments on the 30th with 18-30 and just wondering if anyone has stayed there and what they thot of it? Canny wait to go - it'll be great!!!
What I cared for least...:
lovely Tenerife
What I liked most...: Everything!!! If I could, I'd go back right this instant. It's a magical island, not only the nightlife, but the whole island is fantastic, with the temperature-changes, the beautiful Teide, funny Loro Parque...We were in Los Cristianos, which I prefer over Playa de Las Americas...Los Cristianos has everything you want, beautiful beaches, also a great nightlife, and the atmosphere of a beautiful fishingtown (which it is)...We spend most nights at George's Bar, great shows, you have to see BWB perform, they are great! If anybody has been there, pls email me! Or for any other questions...be my guest!
What I cared for least...: nothing really...even the looky-looky men and the women who braid your hair were funny...they're all part of this great island!
HI BOYS
What I liked most...: ME AND MY GEORGEOUS SISTERS ARE DUE TO HIT TENERIFE NEXT FRIDAY NIGHT, FLYING FROM BRUM!! IS ANYONE ELSE BORDING THE PARTY PLANE THE SAME NIGHT!
What I cared for least...:
BRUM LADIES 16-08-2002 (01:47)
xanadu apartments
What I liked most...: we went here in july our apartment was fine, it's a great place to stay the pool is huge and clean. it's on a mountain so when u go to veronicas you cant walk u have to get taxis. the bar in xanadu is open till 5 which is good so when u get back u go down there. the reps are ok except scott who is a total knob!
What I cared for least...:
message for babysparkle
What I liked most...: BOBO's staying in the PLAYA AZUL apartments with 5 other Irish lads.Be there on the 23rd.U cant miss me i'll have a big Guiness hat on most of the time.........
What I cared for least...:
Cally Bar
What I liked most...: Everything!! The Cally Bar is a must for anyone Scottish going to PDLA, DJ Jock and the bar staff made our holiay fab!! Cant wait to go back.
What I cared for least...: Coming home
ESCAPE
What I liked most...: ESCAPE,OASIS,ESCAPE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!every1 that goes 2 veronicas HAS 2 go 2 escape- they play the best garage,house and rnb!!i went every nite and never got tired of it!wicked djs stuart mitchel and dj grant and dj cp!luved it and hate bein home
What I cared for least...: NOTHING
SEXY LADIES 14-08-2002 (09:28)
We agree about the bungee rocket!
What I liked most...: The sexy fellas who work on the bungee rocket in plesure island!! They are all well cheeky chappies and fit as f%#k!
What I cared for least...: Coming back to crappy england!
Gemma and Natalie 14-08-2002 (08:30)
MESSAGE FOR SHARON THE ESSEX GIRL
What I liked most...: CANT WAIT TO GET THERE,ALL THE BOYS ARE DYING TO MEET UP WITH YIS,JUST MEET UP IN BONKERS AROUND 1:30AM FRIDAY NIGHT,SAT MORNING.LOOK OUT FOR A GUY WEARING A BIG GUINNESS HAT AND ANOTHER WITH DYED RED SPIKEY HAIR.WE'RE STAYING IN THE PLAYAZUL APTS RIGHT BESIDE THE STRIP,WHAT ABOUT YERSELF??
What I cared for least...:
Out on the town
What I liked most...: I (and 8 mates) are heading out to Tenerife on 13th September with Club 18-30! I have heard that the Xanadu apartments are crap. any thoughts? is anyone else going at a similar time???
What I cared for least...:
Yorkshire Lad 14-08-2002 (06:59)
message for 8 irish lads
What I liked most...: 8 of us girls going to tenerife on the 3rd of sept, where you staying?? e mail me back
What I cared for least...:
Irish lads
What I liked most...: 8 irish lads heading out on the 3rd September for weeks, anyone going out around the same time ??
What I cared for least...:
Irish lads
What I liked most...: 8 irish lads heading out on the 3rd September for weeks, anyone going out around the same time ??
What I cared for least...:
Time of my life !!!!
What I liked most...: EVERYTHING!!!!!!! If you get chance, check out Soul Seller they have the best music and the best SKOOL DISCO's so take a tie! Also check out BWB at George's bar in Los Christanos. Clockwork Orange host a mean foam party, trainers and bikini tops are advised!! Also if you've got the guts,, try the sky rocket in pleasure-land! It's awsome! See ya there soon. X
What I cared for least...: looky looky men and girl's that think they're all that!(you know the ones!)
rebecca apartments
What I liked most...: anyone who has been to tenerife or stayed in these apartments , please let me know what they are like
What I cared for least...:
message for 20 brum lads!!!!
What I liked most...: heading to pdlas on 23rd,so u's gonna meet up with us 2 sexy chicks and show us the best places to go?!
What I cared for least...:
babysparkle 12-08-2002 (07:07)
message for BOBO
What I liked most...: staying in Barranco apartments, what bout u? how many of you's r going?
What I cared for least...:
babysparkle 12-08-2002 (07:01)
TENERIFE 2002
What I liked most...: nightlife was top, hotel was really nice(columbus), tenerife in general was great!went with 8 girls, 4 lads, all had a wicked time and cant wait to go bk!rags, ministry, busbys all brill places.
What I cared for least...: lucky lucky men and PRs- watch them.
Borinquen Appartments?
What I liked most...: Just wonderin if anyone know anything about the Borinquen Apartments? Are they near Veronicas? Are they clean etc!!! Cant wait, go on the 27th-- party!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Message for Windy !!!
What I liked most...: Two weeks to go,g-strings packed,cant wait.All the girls are up for it,one of the girls is going through a bad time with her fella and needs cheering up...Hope you can help.......Cant wait to meet you all..love the Irish accent....Sharon.
What I cared for least...:
Sharon 10-08-2002 (18:48)
Message for Windy !!!
What I liked most...: Two weeks to go,g-strings packed,cant wait.All the girls are up for it,one of the girls is going through a bad time with her fella and needs cheering up...Hope you can help.......Cant wait to meet you all..love the Irish accent....Sharon.
What I cared for least...:
Sharon 10-08-2002 (18:47)
20 BRUM LADS AGAIN
What I liked most...: Anyone staying in PLAYA HONDA ?????? It's a top hotel if you like a laugh and a bit of noise. We are there from the 16 AUG for 2weeks. Anyone there at the same time? It would be really interesting to here from anyone (same hotel or not)
What I cared for least...:
Scrotes 09-08-2002 (13:26)
20 BRUM LADS AGAIN
What I liked most...: Anyone staying in PLAYA HONDA ?????? It's a top hotel if you like a laugh and a bit of noise. We are there from the 16 AUG for 2weeks. Anyone there at the same time? It would be really interesting to here from anyone (same hotel or not)
What I cared for least...:
Scrotes 09-08-2002 (13:26)
BRUM LADS AGAIN
What I liked most...: Anyone staying in PLAYA HONDA ?????? It's a top hotel if you like a laugh and a bit of noise. We are there from the 16 AUG for 2weeks. Anyone there at the same time? It would be really interesting to here from anyone (same hotel or not)
What I cared for least...:
Scrotes 09-08-2002 (13:21)
20 BRUMS LADS ON THE WAY
What I liked most...: We arrive 16 aug to once again take tenerife by storm anyone wana meet then leave a note and Ill get back to you if you think you can handle us!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Scrotes 09-08-2002 (12:57)
Great Time!!
What I liked most...: I would recommend Tenerife to anyone, the weather is great the nightlife is excellent & if you like R & B you have to go to Busby's it's alot better than Bobby's. If you want a cheap drink before you go out Tere y Paco is a family owned bar & they are so friendly, there's a cheeky Scot doing PR usually bladdered but he pulls em in! If you want a nice breakfast go to Heads & Tails near Caribe Apartments they do an excellent full English. You have to go & watch the Dolphins at The Aquapark they are so cute - The slides are cool too. I'm defintley going next year!
What I cared for least...: The women wanting to braid my hair - They didn't leave me alone! Looky, looky men they are so annoying! Don't walk bare foot on the black sand it will BURN your tootsies. I might be picky but the McDonalds chips taste weird!
Message for babysparkle
What I liked most...: I'll see you there we arrive on the 23rd.Where you staying.Just keep an eye out for BoBo with the big Guiness hat.
What I cared for least...:
august 23rd!!!! i cant wait!!!
What I liked most...: Hi!!! heading to pdla on aug 23rd,2 sexy glaswegian gals!! So if ur heading then mayb c u!!! xx
What I cared for least...:
babysparkle 08-08-2002 (02:54)
oxford gals
What I liked most...: everything it was the best holiday of ourlives. go to rags coz there's poles u can dance round and they play superstar which is the wickedest song if any1 no's any cd's wit it on we'd like to no! all the bars i good we rekon and were definately goin back next year! 1 last thing girls who are goin u are spoilt for choice with men coz there is at least 20 blokes 2 1 girl!! ave it!
What I cared for least...: cockroaches xanadu apartments were a bit of a dump but had a good atmosphere
gorgechicks 08-08-2002 (02:30)
MESSAGE FOR SHARON THE ESSEX GIRL
What I liked most...: SOUNDS GOOD.PROVIDING OUR FLIGHTS AREN'T DELAYED WE SHOULD BE IN BONKERS AROUND 1:30 JUST INTO SATURDAY MORNING OF THE 24TH,AND THATS OUR STARTING POINT EVERY NIGHT USUALLY,JUST LOOK OUT FOR THE 6 IRISH LADS,WE'LL BE THE ONES SINGING OUR HEARTS OUT....ONLY 2 WEEKS TO GO!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
MESSAGE FOR WINDY
What I liked most...: BE GLAD TO MEET UP JUST SAY WHEN AND WHERE ON THE 23RD.MY SIS SAYS BONKERS IS A GOOD SPOT.ANYWAY LET ME KNOW.NOT TOO LONG TO GO NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Sharon 07-08-2002 (10:14)
*Would go back in a flash*
What I liked most...: The atmosphere was amazing(especially after a few drinks!)Bar One in PDLA was a gd laugh...watch out for the stage though..tripped up , landed on the ground. Was too drunk to care though. Los Cristianos has a gorgeous beach. Bluebell is a good way to start ur night off,good atomsphere,funny compere dude- eddie, always very busy.
What I cared for least...: Cockroaches...erm... that's it
Sparkling Diamond 07-08-2002 (00:19)
Paradero Appartments
What I liked most...: I havent been yet, the nightlife sounds good but I really dont like the sound of all the robberies, can anyone inform me of these appartments I read that they dont sound to good, but if anyone has been there please let me know
What I cared for least...: All the robberies
Hi all.
What I liked most...: Anyone from Manchester/Chester area going to PDLA on 23rd(ish) August 2002. I'm going with Hubby and it would be fun to have company. Drop me a line.
What I cared for least...:
tenerife definatly the place 2 be!
What I liked most...: los christianos beach is great and the nightlife is very good i recommend north and south a great bar for all the family in los christianos and try and avoid full monty 2 bar its awful and the market is very good to.
What I cared for least...: the cockroaches there is quite a lot but you just ignore them
eucaliptus appt customer 05-08-2002 (01:43)
3 London Lads Up For It!
What I liked most...: 3 London Lads up for it!. First time in tenrife so where gonna need showing around by some gorgeous women. All in our early twenties, and going mid-august. Easy!!!
What I cared for least...:
A REPLY FOR GLASWEGIAN MISTY
What I liked most...: THE IRISH BOYS WOULD LOVE TO MEET UP WITH YE,THINK YOU MIGHT BE KEEPING UP WITH US THOUGH,4 OF US GOING TOO ALL MID 20'S SO LET US KNOW IF U WANT PARTY
What I cared for least...: THERE'S JUST NOT ENOUGH SCOTTISH AND ENGLISH LASSES OVER HERE IN DUBLIN
MESSAGE FOR THE ESSEX GIRLS FROM THE IRISH LADS
What I liked most...: SOUND GOOD GIRLS.WE'RE IN THE SAME AGE GROUP AS YERSELVES AND WE CAN GAURANTEE YIS A GOOD WEEK,SURE US IRISH LADS ARE FULL OF SURPRISES DONTCHA KNOW.IF YE WANNA KNOW ANYTHING ELSE JUST SHOOT A MAIL :-)
What I cared for least...: HOPE TO F*&K; THESE MESSAGE BOARDS WORK
Sexy Glasgow Girls off to PDLA
What I liked most...: 4 goodlooking Glasgow girls heading to PDLA last week in Aug looking for people who will be over there the same time for good times.If you can keep with the pace and are up for some fun let us know.All of us are in our mid 20\s.
What I cared for least...: Hope we wont have to fill this in when I get back.
Misty07 02-08-2002 (12:15)
6 Essex Girls Heading Off to PDLA ....4 Windy
What I liked most...: Well Irish lads we are all heading out for 2 weeks Last week in August first week in September so maybe we could hook up.....the numbers sound good.We are all aged between 20-25 how about you???? What can you show us that we havent seen before...Looking forward to hearing from you
What I cared for least...:
Sharon 02-08-2002 (12:14)
tenerife is brill
What I liked most...: jumpin jacks, busbys, bobbys, bar 3 euros (if u like karoke) apartments were fab ( go 2 pariso del sol fase 2 they r very central)!! tip drink in ur apartments b4 you go out and dont go out till bout 1:30 as da clubs dont get busy til after dat! da scottish guys r tootaly lovely!!!!!!!! anything else just send me an email!!!!!!!!! hope all of yas havea fab time
What I cared for least...: everything was fab part from sum englisg guy who was a pr beating up my mate wayne! people selling things on street espically da rose women and da hair women! weather was cloudy alot of the time!
tenerife is brill
What I liked most...: jumpin jacks, busbys, bobbys, bar 3 euros (if u like karoke) apartments were fab ( go 2 pariso del sol fase 2 they r very central)!! tip drink in ur apartments b4 you go out and dont go out till bout 1:30 as da clubs dont get busy til after dat! da scottish guys r tootaly lovely!!!!!!!! anything else just send me an email!!!!!!!!! hope all of yas havea fab time
What I cared for least...: everything was fab part from sum englisg guy who was a pr beating up my mate wayne! people selling things on street espically da rose women and da hair women! weather was cloudy alot of the time!
IRISH LADS LOOKING TO LOOK AFTER THE ESSEX GIRLS
What I liked most...: WELL THERE'S 6 OF US IRISH LADS HEADING OUT TO PDLA AT THE END OF AUGUST FOR THE SECOND TIME SO IF ANY OF YOU ESSEX GIRLS WANNA BE SHOWN AROUND JUST SHOUT OUT
What I cared for least...: HANGOVERS ARE A KILLER.....STAY DRUNK!!!!
6 Essex Girls Heading Off to PDLA
What I liked most...: Hi, My name is Sharon and me and 5 other girls are off to PDLA for the first time.Looking to meet some fun guys to show us around....before you ask yes Im blonde.
What I cared for least...: Don't like Spannish guys.... Luv Scottish and Irish accents!!!!!!
Playa de las americas is the place!
What I liked most...: my friends and I (sexy girls of course) all think the sound of cream and ministry are brilliant, jumpin jacks is also fab. Ive only been back 4 days and im depressed cause im missing the clubs already. Go to them cause u don't know what ur missing! Oh and girls in las americas ur never short of guys! TRUST US! We were staying at coral beach aparthotel which is imaculate, never seen 1 cockroach! The weather was really hot and quite cool at night which helped when u came out of the clubs! Send us a email if u want to find out more and we will get back to u! PROMISE!
What I cared for least...: coming home
Playa de las americas is the place!
What I liked most...: my friends and I (sexy girls of course) all think the sound of cream and ministry are brilliant, jumpin jacks is also fab. Ive only been back 4 days and im depressed cause im missing the clubs already. Go to them cause u don't know what ur missing! Oh and girls in las americas ur never short of guys! TRUST US! We were staying at coral beach aparthotel which is imaculate, never seen 1 cockroach! The weather was really hot and quite cool at night which helped when u came out of the clubs! Send us a email if u want to find out more and we will get back to u! PROMISE!
What I cared for least...: coming home
Wots ur name? where u from? can i feel ur tit?
What I liked most...: We enjoyed getting in cars with people who couldnt drive, people we didnt know and getting on back of mo-peds. John boy and paul boy from branigans are wicked and persuaded us to come and work out in tenerife in six weeks time. If anyone knows any long term places to rent just tell us! Oh and the funniest part of the holiday was the lucky lucky man going for a poo infront of the bungee rocket!
What I cared for least...: Nothing it was mega trega!
wicked
What I liked most...: Paul the pr from sound of cream. Everything else is wicked to. wish i never came back.
What I cared for least...: nothin its the best place in the whole wide world cant wait to go back in april
The Brummy Girls 31-07-2002 (11:33)
ONE FOR THE GLASWEGIAN GIRLS
What I liked most...: WE'LL HOOK UP WITH YIS NO PROBLEM PET,SHOOT ME A MAIL AND WE'LL SORT IT,ONLY 4 WEEKS TO GO,CANT WAIT.
What I cared for least...: TELL YE WHEN I GET BACK
tenerife 2002!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: fitzpatricks, branigans, rags, jumpin jacks, yates and all the class people we met over there. we really had the time of our life. didn't want to go home
What I cared for least...: the mad women with the flowers who never seemed to go away and the mad men selling jewellery on the streets who called us chickens and chicken nuggets
DOH!
What I liked most...: Glen - reading not your strong point I take it?!! (Title of her message?)
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife rules
What I liked most...: Everything about it got back a week ago just wanna go back. Yates showbar was excellent also thought jumpin jacks was brill you are so lucky if you're just goin check out these places.
What I cared for least...: nowt really, it was ace!
DOH!
What I liked most...: Aimee darling you have to tell us the name of your accommodation before we can tell you what its like - we not all mind-readers! only kidding babe, you'll love it have a great time!
What I cared for least...:
BORINQUEN APARTMENTS ANYONE???????
What I liked most...: I like the fact that I am off to Tenerife in 2 wks time.
What I cared for least...: I least like that I have no idea what the Studio apartments are like that I am going to be stayin in. If anyone knows what they are like please fill me in.
Tenerife 2002
What I liked most...: The weathers great, the ladies are hot, and the nighlife is wicked! Best clubs for me were Joyce, Busbys, Jumpin Jacks and Asylum if you like a bit of Drum 'n' Bass.
What I cared for least...: The police are nasty - they enjoy pushing their weight around and hitting people, however, some of the Brits out there deserve it cos they start a lot of fights.
Steve, London 29-07-2002 (00:55)
WICKED HOLiDAY!
What I liked most...: Rags, Linekers, Jumpin Jacks, The Bungy Rocket at pleasure island (fit lads work there!) and the security guard at laguna park 2! MMmm!
What I cared for least...: Women who sell roses and dont take no for an answer! Taxi drivers are a bit pervy too, but we had a cool time and stayed out til 6 every night. Cant wait to go back and we are going to the big reunion in november too!
Lady V, Gems, Abbie and Chester 28-07-2002 (05:41)
mad for it
What I liked most...: love pdla..been there twice..me and my pal going on the 23rd august for 2 weeks so if you irish guys want a good time then hook up with us
What I cared for least...:
glaswegian gals 27-07-2002 (20:49)
hey hey he
What I liked most...: I havent been there yet going in sept, cant wait from all the comments people of put i dont really care, i will find out for my self when i go wiv me mates. but thanks for the advice on pocket pickers and looky looky men. ps im staying at xandu appartments
What I cared for least...: don't know yet. but would like some information if any one has any on the above appartments please!
Rumours Bar
What I liked most...: Be_NoMeGusto: Nothing!!! Like most people...I love Tenerife!!!!!
mugs
What I liked most...: shut it
What I cared for least...: you tool
(Reg) and the 15 unmentionables
What I liked most...: Our apartments at the Compostela beach golf club 3, and the live singers at soul cellar - T2K, must be the highlights. Bobbys was also a quality place to spend your time
What I cared for least...: Sleep deprivation!!!
Markos 22-07-2002 (11:01)
8 London Girls On a MAD ONE
What I liked most...: Don't know yet! Just wanted to know if anyone has been to Atalaya Court, and if it is a decent place to stay. Going first week in Sept, with Escapades anyone elso gonna be there?
What I cared for least...:
f'n wicked but dodgy!
What I liked most...: The hotel was good (bonanza) never saw one cockroach! The beach was black but still wicked!! Start at the Valentinos which has some good singers on and cheap drinks - nice lasses too! Also only 5 euros for a pint of vodka and redbull which is about �3-4. Then went to Shamrocks which is an irish bar but has NO irish in whatsoever for some reason - but plays cheesy pop music and can also go next door to the crows nest which has a mix of everything - liked these two pubs because it is full of lasses with hardlys any lads (but not next week after all the lads read this), then went to Joyces bar which is R&B; and Garage music, then either onto Bobbys bar for the rest of the night or go around all the other clubs - such as - Soul Cafe (Rap&Hip-Hop;), Bonkers (70's,80's,90's) full of nice lasses, Escape which is alright. On nights we would either finish at Bobbys which is 5 euros to get into or Ministry which is free, I like both Garage and Dance music but depending on which you like the most is where you should finish of at. Bobbys for Garage and Ministry for Dance. But please note neither Cream and Ministry are like the ones in England. The ones over here just play the commercial music but it is still good. Even if you do not like Garage music you need to go in cos its a laugh and whave some wicked DJ's on such as Scott and Leon and there is also a Twice as Nice night on 2 times a week which has some of the big garage DJ's on. Never went to Busbys but meant to be a laugh! I also got reccomended Jumpin Jacks but never went. This is just of Veronicas strip near Yates, Linekers etc. Anyways I gaurentee you will love Tenerife! I want to go back! If anyone fancys throwing me in there suitcase you are more than welcome. IF YOU HAVE HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT ANYTHING ON TENERIFE SEND ME AN E-MAIL AND I WILL GET BACK TO YOU!!!
What I cared for least...: My mate getting mugged and pick pocketed on his first day there - just to reassure you - get a taxi home from veronicas and never walk alone even if it is busy. But don't worry its ok aslong as you ain't by yourself. You will enjoy yourself!
Brill!
What I liked most...: Sun, Sea and the excellent DJ at Escape nightclub near Bobbies.
What I cared for least...: Coming home!
STILL LOOKING FOR PARTY GIRLS
What I liked most...: STILL NEED MORE REPLIES.LAST WEEK IN AUGUST 6 DUBLIN LADS ON THE RIP IN PDLA,LOOKING FOR SOME FEMALE COMPANY TO HAVE THE CRAIC WITH....MUST HAVE LOADSA ENERGY TO KEEP UP WITH US:-)
What I cared for least...: NAH...IT'S ALL GOOD!!!!!!!
1 week to go
What I liked most...: 6 irish lads off to Tenerife on July 27th. Please someone let us know where are the best spots to meet sexy ladies? If you are a sexy lady where will you be?
What I cared for least...:
love it
What I liked most...: everything, weather, beach, nightlife and all that sort of thing. any1 ever gone 2 soul seller recently?? email me and tell me who plays there now please!!
What I cared for least...:
R U READY 4 US???
What I liked most...: We r 4 frisky females looking for some fun in the sun cant wait 2 go!!! c u there iv the mancunian girls Jenny Dee Kylie and Danielle
What I cared for least...:
frisky females 15-07-2002 (04:22)
The best 2wks of my life!
What I liked most...: Everythin! The Playazul Apartments are great the rooms are massive and the pool areas really nice. Its so close to all the pubs and clubs but theres no noise at all. Loved it so much i really wanna go bak out there 2 work. Bobbys, Rags, jumpin jacks, ministry of sound all great!
What I cared for least...: Nothin really except the security man at Playazul Apts bein a perve. Stay away from him girls (not the sexy young 1, its the older 1 that wrks at night)
great holiday!!!
What I liked most...: Just got back from las americas, great holiday, great hotel, great nightlife. Going back next year for certain.
What I cared for least...: 3 of us getting mugged!
just got back!!!
What I liked most...: everything the music and night life was really gud!!me and my mates had a really gud time all wish we were still there!!
What I cared for least...: not alot some pr's r anoying
lizzie 13-07-2002 (05:49)
Get ready!!
What I liked most...: Going out to PDLA and staying at Aparthotel Columbus on 26th July. 11 of us Sexy Laydees are goin so if your out there at the same time get ready cos the Blackburn lasses are on their way!!
What I cared for least...:
Leanne 12-07-2002 (07:20)
WOW!
What I liked most...: Everything!! The whole island is just amazing! I love it! I've been there 4 times and I'm coming back again!
What I cared for least...: Nothing at all.
WOW!
What I liked most...: Everything!! The whole island is just amazing! I love it! I've been there 4 times and I'm coming back again!
What I cared for least...: Nothing at all.
goin out on the 21st july
What I liked most...: me and 5 other lads from swansea r goin out 2 Playa De Las Americas on the 21st july, ain't been there b4 so just wanna know what r the best clubs and pubs 2 go 2? and is there newhere we should avoid? plz reply. ta
What I cared for least...:
goin out on the 21st july
What I liked most...: me and 5 other lads from swansea r goin out 2 Playa De Las Americas on the 21st july, ain't been there b4 so just wanna know what r the best clubs and pubs 2 go 2? and is there newhere we should avoid? plz reply. ta
What I cared for least...:
LOOKING FOR SOME FUN AND GAMES
What I liked most...: Second time in PDLA and looking to hook up with some nice lasses to share the experience,so 6 of us Irish lads need some ladies to keep us on the straight and narrow at the end of august...any takers??
What I cared for least...: dontcha just hate hangovers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just Back
What I liked most...: Oasis...Joyces...Clockwork Orange Foam Parties(Thurs nites)...Caley Bar(Scottish&Irish; only)...Jumpin Jacks.....and Billys Chippy!!
What I cared for least...: Asshole PR's...Looky Lookies....Chinese rose sellers...Policia...and the Parque Las Americas Apts (Stay away)
tenerife las piramides
What I liked most...: ive just came back from my hols 6th july 2002, and they were absolutely fab. only mwe and my friend went we met a huge lot of lads. we ,et one bunch from aldershot, manchester, newcastle, wales and london. didnt want to come home. likes it that much that we have booked to go back same time next year for 2 weeks. if the lads from aldershot read this hi tom,steve,tony and jeff (tench)
What I cared for least...: hated being pestered by the african men and loads of english lads were mugged by them or pick pocketed so watch ya money lads . beside that fab
Ne 1stayin at playa azul apts from 16th July
What I liked most...: If your are stayin at the play azul apts from the 16th July and you are female give the 20 yr old twins a call
What I cared for least...:
Wow
What I liked most...: Teide, Aqua park everything
What I cared for least...: People trying to sell you stuff on the str the streets.
Bob Frew 03-07-2002 (22:54)
Re: IRISH LADS NEED HELP
What I liked most...: WINDY, fill me on on the best places for Irish lads to hang out and where to go for the best girls. I trust there are plenty of sandwiches on offer even if you're only there for a week?
What I cared for least...: Know what you mean about them passing by to quickly
Cloudy 02-07-2002 (22:19)
Re: IRISH LADS NEED HELP
What I liked most...: WINDY, fill me on on the best places for Irish lads to hang out and where to go for the best girls. I trust there are plenty of sandwiches on offer even if you're only there for a week?
What I cared for least...: Know what you mean about them passing by to quickly
Cloudy 02-07-2002 (22:18)
Re my previous post
What I liked most...: I posted here last on 18th June before my hol to PDLA and promised I would reply with my views. We stayed at Los Olivios which was gorgeous, can't believe we had jacuzzi in en suite (fun times!) lovely views from varanda overlooking sea. If you get a chance go to the Aberdeen steak house near the moonlight fun pub because the waiters there are a good laugh they really made our holiday even better only names I can remember are Mohammed and Alian - great guys! Every time we ordered drinks we got about 4 sparklers each! Aqua park brilliant, cried at the dolphin show (1pm & 3.30pm) sad I know but what they can be taught is amazing, very intelligent creatures. I could go on and on, lots of good memories hope you all enjoy.
What I cared for least...: Going home, week went fast after weekend over, there were a few cloudy days but didn't stop tanning so don't worry, didn't get too bothered by looky lookies -best to be honest and say a firm but polite 'no thanks' If I had the money I would go back today.
Looking for fun in the sun...
What I liked most...: Travelling alone to the sun for a relaxing drinking session, but would love to meet up with others who like to drink all day too. 7th through 14th July 2002
What I cared for least...: The major hangovers that are sure to be the usual wakeup call :-)
IRISH LADS NEED HELP
What I liked most...: LOAD OF IRISH LADS HEADING OUT ON THE 23D AUGUST FOR A WEEK LONG SESSION OF SUN,SAND,SEA AND.......SANDWHICHES?? LOOKING TO HOOK UP WITH SOME PARTY GIRLS TO SHOW THEM AROUND AS IT'S OUT THIRD TIME IN PDLA,DONT BE SHY NOW :-)
What I cared for least...: THESE HOLIDAYS JUST GO TOO FAST!!!!!
hotel troya, playa americas
What I liked most...: couple going 9-16 july02 looking to meet up with a couple for kinki fun,fun nights out, ect... please e mail us if you fancy meeting up
What I cared for least...: would love to hear where all the great clubs are, and any info on hotel troya
20st December 2002
What I liked most...: Me and 4 other lads are all going out to tenerife on the 20th of Dec for two weeks, Went last year and it was the best holiday i have ever been on EVER!!!!The beaches are great, the weather was great and the nightlife is the BEST!!!! From O'Neills to The Cally Bar it was the BEST HOLIDAY u could ever imagine.
What I cared for least...: Gambling men with the 3 black discs (one marked white...) They fool you - most of the time the people around them are friends. Watch carefully as they con other people. They always move the disks on a folded newspaper & when you go for your purse / wallet they turn the paper by 180 & thus switch where you think the winning disc is - they then let a "friend" pick the right one to make it look like you just made a mistake!!! Interesting to watch - expensive to play! Also avoid looky looky men selling cheap watches and sunglasses around the streets, bars and restaurants. They aren't too pushy and tend to move away after been given a firm 'NO'.
20st December 2002
What I liked most...: Me and 4 other lads are all going out to tenerife on the 20th of Dec for two weeks, Went last year and it was the best holiday i have ever been on EVER!!!!The beaches are great, the weather was great and the nightlife is the BEST!!!! From O'Neills to The Cally Bar it was the BEST HOLIDAY u could ever imagine.
What I cared for least...: Gambling men with the 3 black discs (one marked white...) They fool you - most of the time the people around them are friends. Watch carefully as they con other people. They always move the disks on a folded newspaper & when you go for your purse / wallet they turn the paper by 180 & thus switch where you think the winning disc is - they then let a "friend" pick the right one to make it look like you just made a mistake!!! Interesting to watch - expensive to play! Also avoid looky looky men selling cheap watches and sunglasses around the streets, bars and restaurants. They aren't too pushy and tend to move away after been given a firm 'NO'.
10th-24th July
What I liked most...: 4 playful up for it gals are flying over to Tenerife for 2 weeks of glorious sunshine. We;re staying at Laguna park 2, anyone else going over at thet time??
What I cared for least...:
playazul apartements
What I liked most...: me and 7 of my mates are all going out to tenerife on the 28th of june (tomorow) and staying in theses apartements!cant wait for a great two weeks, and cant wait to meet up with some sexy ladies!!!!!!! ne1 staying in these apartemnts,let us know
What I cared for least...: The thought of getting there, and then having to come home.
picker 27-06-2002 (09:04)
playazul apartements
What I liked most...: me and 7 of my mates are all going out to tenerife on the 28th of june (tomorow) and staying in theses apartements!cant wait for a great two weeks, and cant wait to meet up with some sexy ladies!!!!!!! ne1 staying in these apartemnts,let us know
What I cared for least...: The thought of getting there, and then having to come home.
picker 27-06-2002 (09:02)
Paradero Apartments July 31st - Aug 7th?
What I liked most...: Anybody going out to Playa on these dates? I am going out there with 2 friends then. Email me!!
What I cared for least...:
tenerife
What I liked most...: all of it
What I cared for least...: having to go home
simpson 27-06-2002 (04:23)
tenerife
What I liked most...: all of it
What I cared for least...:
simpson 27-06-2002 (04:19)
FOR BOOZECRUZLEE
What I liked most...: MET ONE OF THESE GUYS ON THE SCOTTERS LAST YEAR AND WENT ALONG TO THE BOOZCRUZ NIGHT.NOT A BAD NIGHT,BIT OF TIME WASTING GETTING YOUR STAMP FOR THE NIGHT AND YE CAN ONLY GET ONE DRINK AT A TIME AT THE BAR,BUT HAVING SAID THAT IT'S GOOD CRAIC AND A GREAT WAY TO HOOK UP WITH OTHER PEOPLE FOR WHATEVER REASON INTERESTS YE
What I cared for least...: WAITING AROUND OUTSIDE MINISTRY OF SOUND FOR THE NIGHT TO GET STARTED,BUT OVERALL A BIT OF CRAIC,AND IT'S SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO DO ASWELL.
Paradero Apartments
What I liked most...: Im going to Paradero Apartments with 2 friends in August. Anybody going out there then? Just wondered if anybody has been there? Essex Girl Em x
What I cared for least...:
LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME???????????
What I liked most...: 9 IRISH BLOKES HEADING TO PDLA THE LAST WEEK IN AUGUST FOR ANOTHER BASH AT TENERIFE.SECOND YEAR RUNNING SO WE KNOW THE IN SPOTS TO GO.IF ANYONE WANTS TO MEET UP FOR FUN AND FROLICS JUST LET US KNOW........C YA.
What I cared for least...: NOTHING....IT'S ALL GOOD...........
Night party
What I liked most...: tommo ,letting people know that when you get stopped by someone on a scooter there not dodgy,dont rob appartments,and like me only trying to earn an honest living and have some fun whilst creating a lucrative business.So if anyone wants to know more about these partys before you come over contact me [email protected]
What I cared for least...: Please understand holiday reps will advise you not to talk to people like me,for one reason they are on commsion "SHOP AROUND"
do the partys
What I liked most...: I went on the booze cruz and the night party,all i can say is going to Tenerife and not doing these partys is like going to America and not avin a beef burger,see the very useful friendly reps on scooters,ask for boozecruz lee top geezer RESPECT
What I cared for least...: holiday (im a geek) reps,avoid your welcome meeting at all cost ,like being back at school but your teacher was probably better looking!!!!!!!!!
do the partys
What I liked most...: I went on the booze cruz and the night party,all i can say is going to Tenerife and not doing these partys is like going to America and not avin a beef burger,see the very useful friendly reps on scooters,ask for boozecruz lee top geezer RESPECT
What I cared for least...: holiday (im a geek) reps,avoid your welcome meeting at all cost ,like being back at school but your teacher was probably better looking!!!!!!!!!
Don't go to the aparthotel columbus
What I liked most...: Me and my girlfriend went there and we were talking to this family who arrived at the same time as us. The next time we saw them was the next day when they were arguing with the hotel manager because they wanted to change their room and he wouldn't let them. Pete(the gentleman we knew) told him to f off and they said they would tell the rep to get them a new room. However after we went on a walk, when we walked back inside the paramedics were carrying out the man and blood was dripping from him, and the hotel manager was being escorted outside by the police. What we later found out was that the hotel manager had attempted to assasinate the man because he had made him angry. Pete survived but now has trouble breathing, but amazingly the police let the manager go and he still runs the columbus now! So whatever you do, dont complain
What I cared for least...: The above!
Don't go to the aparthotel columbus
What I liked most...: Me and my girlfriend went there and we were talking to this family who arrived at the same time as us. The next time we saw them was the next day when they were arguing with the hotel manager because they wanted to change their room and he wouldn't let them. Pete(the gentleman we knew) told him to f off and they said they would tell the rep to get them a new room. However after we went on a walk, when we walked back inside the paramedics were carrying out the man and blood was dripping from him, and the hotel manager was being escorted outside by the police. What we later found out was that the hotel manager had attempted to assasinate the man because he had made him angry. Pete survived but now has trouble breathing, but amazingly the police let the manager go and he still runs the columbus now! So whatever you do, dont complain
What I cared for least...: The above!
Wigan lads on tour
What I liked most...: Hi chris, Im also staying there and going on the same dates also i think we are on the same flight so if you fancy a beer in the airport ill buy the first round.
What I cared for least...:
6 days to go!!!
What I liked most...: Only 6 days to go now! fly out on Friday, staying at Las Floritas anyone staying there between the 28th June and 12th July? were are the best places to go around there? anyone know any cheap bars nearby? cheers
What I cared for least...: who Knows!?
Tenerife in october
What I liked most...: i went to tenerife 2 years ago and i have to say what a brillant 2 week holiday i had, im scottish so that was a bonus, i will be going this year just to relax and explore some of the parts of tenerife, i also dj and me and my mate are thinking about heading over there and play some banging trance, but we will have to see what happens first, but yeh roll on tenerife, COME ON.
What I cared for least...: i do not like the people going round and asking you if you like to buy gold watches etc, that was sooo annoying, they were everywhere.
Dance 2 Trance 20-06-2002 (04:12)
Soon arriving!
What I liked most...: Yo, myself and the SGY and Kleiner Villain Massive (don't ask) are heading off to Tenerife on the 12th July for 2 weeks. I'm so excited! Went last year with family and it was superb. Looking forward to heading down Veronicas and enjoying the sun. Peace out.
What I cared for least...:
Playa De Las Americas
What I liked most...: 21st - 28th June, 3 mad brit southerners and one mad brit northerner will be there enjoying ourselves we are the Fleet possseee, can't wait to have fuuuuuuun!!! First time for me so will post my adventures after!
What I cared for least...:
ill like abit of that fun
What I liked most...: Hi Sue me and a couple of mates will come round to look for you on the 28th if thats ok? cant wait for abit of this kinky fun. Hope we fine you.
What I cared for least...:
Mad Eric 16-06-2002 (05:56)
I want 2 go back again!
What I liked most...: Leonardo's - brilliant fun! Marc and Mea 'the Wild Boyz' r fantastic. Highly recommended.
What I cared for least...:
27th June- MAD ERIC COME AND SEE US
What I liked most...: alright mad eric, i am going out on 27th of june, we will meet you for some naughty, kinky fun. 5 girls from platt bridge here, we love fun ill tell you that eric. we are staying at the altamar appartments, come over and see us.
What I cared for least...:
saucy sue and the platt bridge ladies 14-06-2002 (18:04)
25th june
What I liked most...: Is anyone going over on the 25th? should be a good one cant wait to get drinking some cheap beer and getting a jump over there. come on
What I cared for least...:
Mad Eric 14-06-2002 (17:54)
14 Days to go
What I liked most...: this time in 2weeks me and the rest of the wigan boys should be over in tenerife. anyone else going over then leave us a message. Wot are the prices like over there? cheers
What I cared for least...:
Dont worry
What I liked most...: weather, los cristianos, pace of life. I've been to Tenerife 3 times this year and about 10 times in all - never been pickpocketed and never seen a fight or any trouble! For all the ordinary people out there ( SORRY CLUBBERS!!),the place is as safe as anywhere in england. BUT of course be careful with your wallet/bag etc, just as you would here in abig crowd - common sense really. Also, looky looky men - pain in the A. but if you are polite they are OK. Cheap electrical goods - be wary - if it sounds too good then it probably is. You will get a good deal ( maybe 40% off oyr prices, but be sceptical below that. Just remember, most of the bad things spoken about on this board are mainly confined to Las Americas and Veronicas area. For over 30s, you'll probably hate it anyway!
What I cared for least...: cockroaches in high summer and sunburn. Trying to do any business with the Spanish - manyana, manyana!!!
jimbob 10-06-2002 (14:24)
Info Club Paraiso
What I liked most...: We are on July 8th 2002 on vacation to club Paraiso just near Adeje. Could somebody tell me anything about this place. Thanks
What I cared for least...:
roll on da 21st june 2002
What I liked most...: me and my 2 mates r going 2 tenerife on da 21st june from dublin! well we r from n.ireland! is any1 else going round dat time who r up for a gfood laugh!!! we r staying in pariso del sol apartments :-) c yas all there!!!!! ive heard its cloudy at the moo will we still get a tan!!!!!! does any1 no anything bout these apartments r has been this year 2 them!!!!!!!!!!!! roll on tenerife :-)
What I cared for least...:
playa paraiso
What I liked most...: rythm & booze was fantastic with titch doing "playing your cars right" trust me you need to go to appreciate it. apart from that a quite resort to chill out by the pool side as not much of a beach
What I cared for least...: no walks along the sea front or prom as there is'nt one
kegs gold 08-06-2002 (17:34)
The wild boys
What I liked most...: Leonardos - by far the best pre club venue on the island. marc and mea you brill see you on the 28th june- cuumon
What I cared for least...: english twats
help me!!!
What I liked most...: I`m looking for Michael, he is a PR at the ministry of sound in las veronicas. Who can help me? Please!!!
What I cared for least...:
I need help 03-06-2002 (14:46)
Third Time Lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Went twice last year spent most of our time flitting between Yates & Rags. Yates definately a top spot for oggling the guys from Linnekars, as well as the abundance of top cheesy tunes! Mooched down to Rags after Yates, good place to chill till early hours. Loads of fit Irish & Scottish blokes - I suppose we were swayed by their accents though. Weather & atmosphere tops. Already on count down for this year. :o) For those who have been this year can you please tell us what they have built next to Rags?
What I cared for least...: Stench when first hit Veronicas. Dodgy Spanish bloke(s) o and bog-eyed Germans Having to come home.
Not long to go now
What I liked most...: fly out on the 28th june cant wait to get over there. Can anyone tell me wot the best bars and clubs are? and if anyone has stayed at las floritas wot are they like? cheers
What I cared for least...:
Playa De Las Americas
What I liked most...: Different class...i wanna go back....Best place in the world for under 25s. Heaven........all the Scots i cant stress enough....GET TO THE CALLY BAR!!!!! PS La Piramides apts excellant too.
What I cared for least...: Not going this year......watch out for...pick pockets the looky looky guys. Just be kinda sensible!
Whats it like!!!???
What I liked most...: Me and my mate are going to playa de las americas on th 28th June and are staying in the las piramides apartments. Anyone know what these apartments are like?? and whats the weather like around that time?
What I cared for least...: Dont know yet!!
we r coming 21-28th june
What I liked most...: Haven't been yet so very eager to go and find out, word, heard its fool of ladies so thats cool cos all of us 6 guys coming luv them and we always have a good laugh.
What I cared for least...: Waiting to be seen and am sure titties ain't going tobe one of them. hahaha
Pussycats
What I liked most...: It about 15 quid for most of them, or just over 20 for the panther but she is worth it my friend. If you want a guy(he was as black as the night) to join in they charge double
What I cared for least...: Nought
Oooooooooh 27-05-2002 (19:21)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: It about 15 quid for most of them, or just over 20 for the panther but she is worth it my friend. If you want a guy(he was as black as the night) to join in they charge double
What I cared for least...: Nought
Oooooooooh 27-05-2002 (19:21)
Mad Scottish girls r coming!
What I liked most...: Any one be in or near Playa de las Americas around the 14th June to the 28th? If so - get intouch. See you then.
What I cared for least...:
Scots R Coming 2 Rife
What I liked most...: 6, scottish 17 year olds r coming 2 Tenerife 4 a wee boogie on 29th June. Youl be able to hear us fa all over the island but were stayin in Malibu Park.
What I cared for least...: Any people that arent up 4 a laugh!
pussycats
What I liked most...: why what are these activities then? how much is cheap prices please mate!!! like 10 quid? 15 quid? how much is the panther? how long do you get for your money as well? anyway drop a message for us mate, john
What I cared for least...: ..
Dj Kurbcrawl + Producer T
What I liked most...: were be hittin tenerife stayin at malibu park for 2 weeks from 2nd july any one going at the same time? email us.
What I cared for least...:
Dj Kurbcrawl + Producer T
What I liked most...: were be hittin tenerife stayin at malibu park for 2 weeks from 2nd july any one going at the same time? email us.
What I cared for least...:
Pusycats entertainment complex, tenerife
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. The black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong end, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh! Im very flexible, but work so find it hard to arrange times to meet! Maybe in 'rife? Cummon!
Ooooooh 22-05-2002 (19:30)
Pusycats entertainment complex, tenerife
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. The black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong end, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh! Im very flexible, but work so find it hard to arrange times to meet! Maybe in 'rife?
Ooooooh 22-05-2002 (19:30)
Pusycats entertainment complex, tenerife
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. The black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong end, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh! Im very flexible
Ooooooh 22-05-2002 (19:29)
Pusycats entertainment complex, tenerife
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. Da black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong end, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh!
Ooooooh 22-05-2002 (19:29)
Pusycats entertainment complex, tenerife
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. Da black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong end, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh!
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:29)
Pussycats entertainment complex
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. Da black panther is the best, but she charges a lot, but mate, its worth every penny, trust me!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh!
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:28)
Pussycats entertainment complex
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. Pussycats r gonna get ya!
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh!
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:27)
Pussycats entertainment complex
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition. Just do it
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities, eh eh!
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:27)
Pussycats entertainment complex
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition.
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities.
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:27)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition.
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities.
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:26)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back. Oh yeah john, do u wanna meet up for some private activities
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:26)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole, oh well it was an experience, n ill be back
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:26)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:25)
Pussycats
What I liked most...: Depends if you want quality or damaged goods, u can get some real bargains if you aren't bothered about the item on offer being in mint condition
What I cared for least...: The woman who gave it me up the wrong hole
Oooooh 22-05-2002 (19:25)
Playazul apts 5th June
What I liked most...: is there anyone who coming to playazul apts same time?
What I cared for least...:
6 IRISH BLOKES OUT FOR SOME CRAIC!!!
What I liked most...: SECOND TIME IN TENERIFE THIS YEAR.GOING THERE THE LAST WEEK IN AUGUST,SO IF ANY GIRLS ARE STAYING IN OR NEAR THE PLAYAZUL APTS AND WANNA HOOK UP TO BE SHOWN THE BEST PLACES TO GO,LET US KNOW.....YE WONT BE DISAPOINTED :-)
What I cared for least...: NO I DONT WANT TO BUY A WATCH OR A CHAIN OR A RING OR ANYTHING...THEY JUST DONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER
pussycats
What I liked most...: how much are they then ooohhhhhh? when was last time you was in pussycats? does it get busy? cant wait now mate
What I cared for least...:
MISSIN TENERIFE !!!!!!
What I liked most...: Hello! got back from las amaricas on sat 17th may! i am missin it so much i am goin again in september! any one else goin in that month? i had a brilliant time! not to keen on veronicas strip though. Linekers is the best bar out there! the bar staff are great spacialy one in particular!!!! we stayed in the panorama apartments there about 10 minutes from the center of things. The weathers fantastic, the night life is an so`s all the totty!!!!!! and i am definetly gettin my self back out there this summer!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: people who dont take no for an answer when you dont wana go in there bar or what ever!
Hey john, pussycats!
What I liked most...: Yeah pussycats is amazing. You havent seen nothing until you experience the sheer brilliance of the black panther, trust me, i know. And the place is very reasonably priced, especially if you are not too fussy about what you are getting!
What I cared for least...: People thinking its strange to pay for it, they are strange! Oh yeah and the looky looky men arent very up for it, are they? I propostioned one and he got very angry and called his mates, i only whipped it out for a second!!!!!
Oooooh 20-05-2002 (19:42)
Hey john, pussycats!
What I liked most...: Yeah pussycats is amazing. You havent seen nothing until you experience the sheer brilliance of the black panther, trust me, i know. And the place is very reasonably priced, especially if you are not too fussy about what you are getting!
What I cared for least...: People thinking its strange to pay for it, they are strange! Oh yeah and the looky looky men arent very up for it, are they? I propostioned one and he got very angry and called his mates, i only whipped it out for a second!!!!!
Oooooh 20-05-2002 (19:42)
The lads Coming 2nd July
What I liked most...: Me and 3 of me mates will be hitting playa from the 2nd of july for 2 weeks staying at the malibu park hotel watch out girls!!!!.
What I cared for least...:
cant wait till 28th of june
What I liked most...: well me and three girly friends will be going on the 28th, we are going to las floritas apartments does anyone know what their like?we are all doing A levels now so clearly we will be ready to party when we get there anyone fancy joining us?
What I cared for least...: tell you when i get back!
Roll on june 28th !!
What I liked most...: 5 Irish girls goin 28th June to Altamar Apts. Lookin for lots of hunky men, lots of boozin and lots of clubbin! Any info on the Altamar anyone??
What I cared for least...: dunno yet!
tenerife er we cum!!!!
What I liked most...: therez about 15 of us girlz goin to playa de las americas on 28th june stayin at compostella beech golf 3, ne on know about it? iz it tru about them cockroaches? and iz it hot in june???
What I cared for least...:
Hacienda del Sol
What I liked most...: Hi, goin to tenerife for the first time in July!Has anyone stayed in "hacienda del sol" apartments before?What are they like?are they near all the clubs???
What I cared for least...:
Hello Girls!Fancy a drink?
What I liked most...: Me and mates goin to tenerife on 7th June ladies. Young Scottish guys!!! Perfect accent!! Anyone going at the same time and fancy a drink? Mail me!
What I cared for least...:
Parque Santiago III
What I liked most...: This is the second time I'm going to Tenerife, Parque Santiago III in Playa de los Americas to be precise. The first time I came there was in june of 2000 and I just LOVED !!! it !!! great place, love the whole Island of Tenerife but that spot is the BEST !!! i'm going again this fridag the 24th of May, can't hardly wait to go
What I cared for least...: All those guys trying to sell me all kinds of stuff I really DON'T WANT !!!
23rd July
What I liked most...: Havent been yet, going on the 23rd July with my friend, if any nice guys out there are going at the same time let me know xx
What I cared for least...:
5Sexy ladies heading for a good time
What I liked most...: We aint been yet, goin at the end of July, we;re looking for some totty... whos goin Playa in July
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife mad it is
What I liked most...: Great place to go, go Linekers, bobbys and also the little cocktail bar make cracking cocktails, say you know me my name is chainsaw harry i am well known around these parts. Trust me! get down to veronicas great night.
What I cared for least...: Gladice the woman who hangs around Linekers, offering a variety of services!!!
Chainsaw harry (nickname in tenerife) 15-05-2002 (17:33)
28th june
What I liked most...: Anyone else out there then and fancy having a beer wiv 6 wigan lads drop us an e-mail.
What I cared for least...:
teni
What I liked most...: teni teni teni teni super teni, its aewsome
What I cared for least...:
Thugs who run the doors in Veronicas
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: A few years ago Veronicas used to be a really good place to go and get drunk and have a laugh, now it is full of idiot doormen who are on coke, and just wanna beat up, mug or abuse people... I will not be going back there again nor will my mates who also went....
Veronicas is crap 15-05-2002 (04:33)
pussycats
What I liked most...: anyone know what pussycats is like? how much doe they charge?
What I cared for least...:
parque de la paz
What I liked most...: any1 heading to parque de las paz, between 19th jul - 2 aug.
What I cared for least...:
jo and bean it's me again
What I liked most...: WE DIDN'T GET ANY COCKROACHES IN THE APTS LAST YEAR AT ALL.IT'S NEARLY ALL YOUNG PEOPLE THERE AND THE GRUP AND DRINK BY THE POOLSIDE BAR IS QUITE CHEAP.PLENTY OF ROOM FOR 5 GIRLS THERE THE APTS ARE MASSIVE,DEADLY LITTLE KARAOKE BAR BENEATH THE APT BLOCK WHICHIS GOOD FOR STARTING THE NIGHT OFF,ONLY ABOUT 2 QUID FOR A PINT OF VODKA AND RED BULL......SAVAGE.
What I cared for least...: NO I DONT WANT TO BUY A WATCH,CHAIN,RING,DOG,HAIRBRUSH E.T.C
Ocean Beach Apartments
What I liked most...: Me and 7 mates are out in Playa De Las Americas on the 2nd of July for 2 weeks. Is there anyone who is going out at the same time? ........................................
What I cared for least...:
28th JUNE
What I liked most...: WE going the 28th of june im afraid so wont be able to have that drink have a good one anyway, Hi to JO and Bean, this is Chris one of the Wigan boys! see you over there for a few drinks!
What I cared for least...: ?
to the bots from wigan
What I liked most...: Just to let you know boys that me and three of my sexy friends are going to tenerife on the 28th of July and we are staying in the same apartments as u!!!!!!!!! so im thinking we will definately have to go for a drink or two with u!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Bronagh 10-05-2002 (11:52)
Its the pitts
What I liked most...: Erm, nothing really. Its gone totally down hill, full of idiots and just has no style whatsoever. If you looking for a holiday where you can get hold of a right ripper then go for it, otherwise choose more carefully next time! I know I will. Its a glorified SOUTHEND! and Southend's better.
What I cared for least...: THE WEATHER
To Windy Mellar
What I liked most...: Thanks Windy for the info on playazul appartments, can you give us any other information like, do they have many cockroaches, Is the food cheap, drink cheap, are there a lot of young people who stay there, is there enough space for five girls sharing one room? See you cheers mate and hi to Nicko, Lots of love Jo and Bean. P.s write another to us
What I cared for least...: Dont know yet
Jo and Bean 09-05-2002 (09:11)
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What I liked most...: fgfdgfgfdg
What I cared for least...:
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Teni on the 28th of june
What I liked most...: Anyone out there then thats up fot a few beers wiv 6 lads from wigan give us a shout. FAO house well done 2night n i hope u finish second. see ya 2mora mate
What I cared for least...: Well done the Arsenal.
TWENTYS HOL MAY 02!!!!
What I liked most...: I GO 2 TENERIFE ABOUT 3 TIMES A YEAR AND LOVE IT!!! LINEKARS IS THE BEST BAR OUT THERE & IS FULL OF FIT LADS ESPECIALLY THE BAR STAFF..I.E RICKY & BABY!!! STAYED AT THE MEREVERDE APTS IT COSTS 4 EUROS TO GET 2 THE STRIP BUT WORTH IT...I RECOMEND TWENTYS THOUGH COS THE REPS EMMA & PHIL R THE BEST.
What I cared for least...: THE WEATHER WAS CRAP THIS TIME ROUND BUT EVERY OTHER TIME WAS GREAT!!!!
Coral Beach Aparthotel
What I liked most...: Has anyone got any feedback (good or bad) on the Coral Beach Aparthotel?? Staying there in July wih my boyfriend.....
What I cared for least...: Don't know yet!
Colon II Apartments
What I liked most...: Going above apartments in June, can anyone reccommend em?
What I cared for least...:
THE PITS (XANADU) THE RITZ (SANTIAGO 2)
What I liked most...: I WAS THERE IN 2000 AND STAYED IN SANTIAGO APPARTMENTS THIER THE BEST APPARTMENTS I HAVE EVERY SEEN, THIER SITUATED IN A GOOD PLACE, NOT FAR FROM VERONICAS, NEXT TO BEACH THIER BRILL!!!!!
What I cared for least...: I WAS THERE IN 2001 AGAIN FOR MY NEW YEAR AND I STAYED IN XANADU THE PITS OF TENERIFE!!!! UP A STEEP HILL! THEY ARE FILTHY!, THERES NO ENTERTAINMENT! THE POOLS FREEZING!!
XANADU HATER!!!!!!! 08-05-2002 (06:46)
HEY JO AND BEAN
What I liked most...: PLAYAZUL APTS ARE GREAT,RIGHT ON THE MAIN STRIP AND THE ROOMS ARE HUGE AND VERY CLEAN.THE STAFF ARE PRETTY COOL AND DONT MIND YE HAVING PEOPLE BACK TO PARTY WITH.
What I cared for least...: THE BLOODY POOL ATTENDANT WONT ALLOW LI-LO'S OR FOOTBALS IN THE POOL,ALL YER ALLOWED TO DO IS SWIM BACK AND FORWARD,GOBSHITE.
to Jo & Bean
What I liked most...: im 1 ov the wigan boys and if you fancy meeting for a beer or two let me or tell one ov your mates to let chris know but you can buy the first round cos im skint. see you over there
What I cared for least...: not sure yet ill let you know on the 13th of july
To the boys at Wigan
What I liked most...: Any one got any information on the Playazul Apartments in Playa? The lads from Wigan should no who we are as you have been chatting to my mates Cat and Liz. Me and four mates are off to Playa de las americas on June 28th this year cant wait!!!Oh and you guys from Wigan watch out we are a fine bunch of sexy ladies!!!!!!We have also found some information on your apartments boys 'Las Floritas' so email Cat and she will let you no. See ya XXXXX p.s Any info on these apartments please email me
What I cared for least...: Dont know yet, probably be the Looky Looky men and the Cockroaches!
SAVAGE.....BRING IT ON
What I liked most...: ALL THE SCOTTISH WOMEN WHO ARE SOOO FRIENDLY.GOING BACK AGAIN THIS AUGUST.6 IRISH LADS ON THE TEAR AND LOOKING FOR SOME GIRLS TO PARTY WITH.....ANY TAKERS??
What I cared for least...: BLOODY PR PEOPLE AND GERMANS
ESSEX GIRL
What I liked most...: Im going to playa next friday 10th May and I just wondered if anyone had been lately and if they had any info for me??
What I cared for least...:
accomadation infromation
What I liked most...: hotel information check out www.holidays-uncovered.co.uk for some good advice about hotels and apartments , just click foir tenerife when on the site.
What I cared for least...: had great times each time i have been to tenerife
dave .. 30-04-2002 (21:09)
accomadation infromation
What I liked most...: hotel information check out www.holidays-uncovered.co.uk for some good advice about hotels and apartments , just click foir tenerife when on the site.
What I cared for least...: had great times each time i have been to tenerife
dave .. 30-04-2002 (21:08)
Paradaro Apartments
What I liked most...: Just wanted any info about these apartments, what I've heard so far doesn't sound too good! Also the weather in mid- May am I likely to come back with a tan????? And where's good to go for a thirty something that doesn't want to be surrounded by teenagers!
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife, you won't find better
What I liked most...: I love tenerife been the last 6 years in a row, going glasgow fair this year too. If your scottish take a "swally doon the cally" for buying cheap drinkgo the Spanish Style cheapest duty free on the island! Just remember before you book check where your apartments are because you don't want to end up over the motorway!
What I cared for least...: Just watch out for police, there dangerous.
Las Americas 12 April - 26 April
What I liked most...: We stayed at the Barranco Bungalows. Met some really nice people - anyone who was there will remember me and my mate "the Ginger Ninja". Big cheers for Linekars and Jumping Jacks!
What I cared for least...: Being mugged after the night party (and yes they are a con) and being attacked by my loony mate!!
Laguna Park 2
What I liked most...: I stayed in Laguna Park 2 last year and liked it very much. There was lots of on site activities and the entertainment guy was a laugh. It is in easy access of the Aqua Park.
What I cared for least...: LP2 is right away from Veronicas and there is bloody great hill to walk up and down to get anywhere on foot. Exhausting.
colombus apart
What I liked most...: stayed at these aprts , they are nice and clean , and in a great position for some good resturants and only 10 minutes walk form veronicas , but far enough away to be away from the crap hotels around veronicas !!!some good breakfast resturants near here to.
What I cared for least...: just watch your belongings when on the beach and at night when you have had too much to drink dont go off walking to your hotel on your own , been to tenerifr 6 times had great times but has got worse for idiots being around so just be carefull what you do after a load of ale!!!!
watch out here we come
What I liked most...: Going on the 9th July with my best bud for the 4th timeand staying at the Laguna Park 2 Apartments. If anyone has info on them please let me know.
What I cared for least...: It was a bit scary last year with all the muggings so i suggest you don't walk home and get a taxi, they're dirt cheap.
Dis-respect
What I liked most...: It was good enough for me, me and Bobby McGhee. Ah yeah
What I cared for least...: Dumb Mo-fo's on this site. I disrespect you...
Smiling John 23-04-2002 (08:33)
Tenerife 28th June
What I liked most...: 6 lads going on the 28th of June for 2 weeks. Anyone know much about the Las Floritas appartments or anyone going at the same time??? drop us a message
What I cared for least...:
Be Honest
What I liked most...: Im going in june for two weeks is it sound as a pound? also staying at colombus apartments if you know them drop a little comment of for us i read this page a bit. If anyones going see ya there!
What I cared for least...:
Prefer Gran Canaria! ! ! ! !
What I liked most...: I loved Nooctua and Linekars bar. Been there 5 times. You�ll really enjoy it. LOVE TENERIFEEEEE!!!!
What I cared for least...: The beaches are much better in Gran Canaria. Also been there and I promise, Playa del Ingles is worth the travel. LOVE GRAN CANARIA !!!!! The only problem in Gran Canaria are the fuckin germans and dutch. see ya
AlecLeeds 22-04-2002 (09:59)
PUERTO AZUL HOTEL, GRAN CANARIA
What I liked most...: The pool area wasn;t too bad.
What I cared for least...: We were sent to this hotel as a 'last minute' hotel. When we got there we were sent down ten stories, via two lifts, the second one being in a poor state. The room was opposite a mud bank, the apartment smelt stale and when we opened the curtains there was building work going on and the builders looking into our room, so we couldn;t use the balcony or even have our curtains open. This hotel is built on a headland and if you are on one side you get wonderful views of the harbour. If you are unfortunate to be 'dumped' on the other side it is horrible. We asked to be moved. We were not informed of any building work going on at any time. So be warned, if you are going there, check where your room will be and if the building work is still going on. We had to pay to move hotels and are still wrangling with Air Tours to get a refund. BE AWARE!!
Janet, Bristol. 22-04-2002 (03:17)
They've got English radio !
What I liked most...: Listening to Power FM while I was on holiday, 24 hours ENglish radio, it was great, especially the weather reports, and I won a prize, well worth listening to when you go on holiday, dont forget your walkman ! You can listen to them on-line too, http://www.powerfmradio.com
What I cared for least...: Going home?
Power FM 20-04-2002 (05:03)
15 OF US GOING!!!
What I liked most...: FUKINCANT WAIT CELEBRATIN END OF OUR EXAMS BOY AND GURLS GOIN ON 28TH JUNE 4 2 WEEEKS!!! BUZZIN WATS THE MUSIC LIKE? LUCKY LUCKY MENT ARNT THAT BAD R THEY?
What I cared for least...: :
The importance of being Elmar
What I liked most...: Drinking treble whisky and cokes at the bar with Tom Keenan, his support banished to a darkened corner.
What I cared for least...: Dusty Tambourines, they bring back painful memories.
The Lizard King 19-04-2002 (07:48)
Lusty Ladies
What I liked most...: Cha cha cha...
What I cared for least...: I looked up to the sky and whispered why, wuhhuuuhhhhuuh!
Bobby McGhee 17-04-2002 (08:16)
Aug 2002
What I liked most...: Me and some buddies want to go in the first week or two of August. We have never been. Is it a big party? Is it similar to Mykonos? Anyone else going in August?
What I cared for least...:
going in August
What I liked most...: i have been to tenerife about 10 times it is brilliant i havent been for about 3 years and i cant week to go back on August 9th with my 3 mates, staying at an excellent private apartment right on the veronicas overlooking pleasure island!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: nothing at all
going in August
What I liked most...: i have been to tenerife about 10 times it is brilliant i havent been for about 3 years and i cant week to go back on August 9th with my 3 mates, staying at an excellent private apartment right on the veronicas overlooking pleasure island!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: nothing at all
shack on the sea
What I liked most...: The empathy of seagulls
What I cared for least...: devil women
The seven ages of man...
What I liked most...: Devil woman, devil woman let go of me. Devil woman set me free, leave me alone, I wanna go home.
What I cared for least...: Anyone who messes with the Keensta!
Jerome 15-04-2002 (18:17)
On a warm summers evening....
What I liked most...: Entheny, is that with an A or an E...
What I cared for least...: Ghost riders in the sky!
Entheny 15-04-2002 (18:14)
tomothy
What I liked most...: How long u been doin it off tom....since before u were born, before your ftaher was born probably...
What I cared for least...: Lancashire's vey own singing cow boy, stick to your hotpots
M'bu the Crocodile God 15-04-2002 (16:42)
tomothy
What I liked most...: How long u been doin it off tom....since before u were born, before your ftaher was born probably...
What I cared for least...: Lancashire's vey own singing cow boy, stick to your hotpots
M'bu the Crocodile God 15-04-2002 (16:42)
Cannot be silenced!!
What I liked most...: The finest of all rock/country singers out there. Playing at the apt titled 'Lizard Lounge', for never has a man looked so reptilian. Rock on forever Tom, Rock on....The Legend Lives!!
What I cared for least...: Wild card, jerk-off kidz!
Ingrid 15-04-2002 (09:51)
the Gambler
What I liked most...: Wow fellas, you guys have got like no wrinkles. Tom Keenan rocks, I hope to come back later this year and see him again, i think at the Lizard Lounge. Highlight of my last visit, Tom playin for what seemed like 16 hours straight
What I cared for least...: That wannabe Towers, Tom for ever, towers never
Smiling John 14-04-2002 (12:37)
whats it like?
What I liked most...: 6 for us are going out to Playa de las Americas on the 2nd July, does anyone know what the Paradero II apartments are like? Hoping for a wild week as were all very single ladies of 18!!Please e-mail me if you have any info, thanks.
What I cared for least...: not been there yet
What playin'
What I liked most...: om tom, play Ghost Riders in the Sky.....No...why not Tom...coz i dont bloody know it, is thata good enough reason....yeas Tom!!!
What I cared for least...: Bust a flat in Baton Rouge, headed for the train, feeling just as faded as my Jeans...
What playin'
What I liked most...: om tom, play Ghost Riders in the Sky.....No...why not Tom...coz i dont bloody know it, is thata good enough reason....yeas Tom!!!
What I cared for least...: Bust a flat in Baton Rouge, headed for the train, feeling just as faded as my Jeans...
Keep up, for Gawd's sake!
What I liked most...: I to seen the legendary Tom Keenan at the Lizard Lounge. I am also aware he used to perform to a keen audience regularly in a theme bar named the Waterloo. Has anyone else seen this fine example of a man in full swing? Later fellas...
What I cared for least...: Drug poppin buffoons!
TK max
What I liked most...: Seeing THE Tom keenan live at the lizard Lounge, made the holiday, and 2 years later the legend lives still. If anyone else saw Tom Keenan post your comments, bonza Later fellas
What I cared for least...: The profusion of annoying muppets
tenerife is great
What I liked most...: the sun,the girls,the pubs,watchin celtic play in the irish fiddler,i stayed at the los geranios apts and goin again in july 2002,if any 1 has stayed there b4 email me
What I cared for least...: lucky lucky men,one of them followed me all round the market to get me to buy a chain,sunburn,comin home
U can have a great time if you take some advice
What I liked most...: Linekars bar, aqua park, da women - bit young but nice n easy! everyone was in pairs when we were there so it was easy to chat to people - i guess it'll be larger groups in the summer. we stayed at malibu park which is OK but watch the security boys...
What I cared for least...: the malibu park security is on a big power trip - watch them and cab drivers. i ended up with two black eyes, swollen knee and damaged shoulder due to this breed. also.. veronicas has to be the place at night but do not talk to the men selling things even if they offer u goods for free - youll lose something later! never walk along the beach around there at night - get a cab everywhere.
Laguna park 2
What I liked most...: the night time entertainment was .... hot was loadsa chicks and there was tgis tosser called kent who was a right laugh !!!!!!!!!! and cheap booze
What I cared for least...: coackroaches and security
tenerife is fantastic!!
What I liked most...: everything! the looky-looky men are not that bad!! i went 7 times and going again! if u r a little hesitant coz of some of the comments then just dont even look at those ones! they r lieing! it all depends what type of person u r! if u r looking for a fight u will definitely get one!! if u r looking for fun there is plenty out there and if u are on a family holiday then relax and show the kids a great time! for families i recommend Bob's bar which is in playa de las americas. there is karaoke, bronco, trampalines and other games. it is also a restaurant and have quizes, bingo, etc. it is near Bel Air hotel! which is gorgeous and a little posh.
What I cared for least...: the germans who leave their towels out on the loungers! TIP: chuck them in the pool!
EXELLENT!!!!!
What I liked most...: laguna park 2 where i stayed,it was mint!there was this lad in chaplins,he was lush!and the lad in the st.louis bar...
What I cared for least...: cockroaches!!!and ants.the worst thing is going home!!!
lad luver2002 06-04-2002 (14:41)
Best Holiday by far!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: had everything i needed. Hopefully going again soon. Shame all the people i mmet there won't be there again. A bloke in 1 of the bars near Yesteryears, he was welsh and real nice. hope to see him again soon!!!
What I cared for least...: Coming home!!!!!!!!
Roll on tenerife
What I liked most...: Marcus ( and Maggie) from Bobbys! Linekers Bar for a really top night out. Spending a week with my best mates in gorgeous sunshine. Loads of really friendly people especially the locals. The catamaran trips to see the pilot whales. Cooking super noodles whilst inebriated at five in the morning. The Slow Boat Chinese Restaurant - wow!!! The sunsets, the sambuka and the se........ just kidding!!! You'll love it. Keep close to your mates and keep your money safe and you won't want ot go home - which is exactly why I'll be moving there for good very soon!
What I cared for least...: The Xanadu apartments weren't too great but it could have been worse, and when will people learn that if you stand on cockroaches they'll be a load more of them later??!! Burn the little buggars!!!
Roll on tenerife
What I liked most...: Marcus ( and Maggie) from Bobbys! Linekers Bar for a really top night out. Spending a week with my best mates in gorgeous sunshine. Loads of really friendly people especially the locals. The catamaran trips to see the pilot whales. Cooking super noodles whilst inebriated at five in the morning. The Slow Boat Chinese Restaurant - wow!!! The sunsets, the sambuka and the se........ just kidding!!! You'll love it. Keep close to your mates and keep your money safe and you won't want ot go home - which is exactly why I'll be moving there for good very soon!
What I cared for least...: The Xanadu apartments weren't too great but it could have been worse, and when will people learn that if you stand on cockroaches they'll be a load more of them later??!! Burn the little buggars!!!
tenerife is FAB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: EVERYTHING............GOING THERE AGAIN IN JUNE FOR THE 14TH TIME,,,,,,,ITS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!TRUST ME!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
LOVE TENERIFE 03-04-2002 (06:56)
Thoughtds on Tenerife
What I liked most...: Taking a tour that took me all over the island and also taking a trip to La Gomera. Sitting on my patio looking out at the ocean...
What I cared for least...: Tourists and everyone speaking English --I could have been anyplace!! I was shocked to see Burger King and all the places I see in the States
HOT TOTTY
What I liked most...: THE BUNGEE ROCKET!! Is where you will find 4 of the fittest lads on the island! We are going back in june this year just to see them!
What I cared for least...: Lucky lucky men, xanadu apartments and mad taxi drivers!
kellie and maz 02-04-2002 (11:35)
Goin in July '02!!
What I liked most...: i'm really looking forward to getting away from the crap english weather!!! i hope the nightlife is as good as everyone says, even if it aint, i'll get drunk in my apartment and just be grateful to be warm!! haha I'm staying in the malibu park apartments - if anyone has any info on them, can u email me??
What I cared for least...: Hopefully it'll be allllll good!!;-)
It was cool
What I liked most...: I go to Tenerife 2 times every yer with my my mum,dad,nan,grandad and brother.Last time I went I went to see the Bottlenosed dolphins and Pilot whale.Next time I go I'm going to Loro Parque with my dad and I can't wait!
What I cared for least...: I loved everything there,especially the meals!
Katie Garner 29-03-2002 (03:10)
Worried Essex Girl
What I liked most...: Hi everyone, im going to Playa las americas in may with my boyfirend and staying at the santa Maria apartments. I was just wondering if anyone had stayed there recently and what they thought of it??
What I cared for least...: is there really cochroaches ???
Deep House
What I liked most...: I went out there last year and there was a bar/club called Soul Train which played some deep house if I remember rightly. Unfortunatley being a very commercial Island, everywhere plays the usual stuff you hear every day. Most places are reasonably friendly but don't get lary with the barmen and bouncers coz they'll follow you after you leave and giv u a kicking. Goin in 7 days so i'll have to explore for some deep house and non commercial tunes.
What I cared for least...: No Drum & Bass venues and I also thought Laguna Park 2 was poor, worse still we had to walk up a giant hill to get to the place.
Stavross 26-03-2002 (12:53)
deep house
What I liked most...: going in may, does anyone know of any good pubs or clubs where they play proper soulful deep house music and the atmosphere is friendly, id really appreciate any help here as it seems like most places play the commercial crap you hear all day on the radio.
What I cared for least...:
have fun but be careful
What I liked most...: falling in love (since 2 1/2 years) with my boyfriend who lived in tenerife lots of parties with u english partypeople in bobbys&bushbys;/las veronicas!
What I cared for least...: feeling unsafe coz we`ve seen a lot... and the police/la guardia civil doesn`t help you! it`s a shame!
k. from germany 24-03-2002 (02:17)
Stacy I agree!!!!! Love Char
What I liked most...: I went on holiday with Stacey and I agree with her Jon and Joel were the best!!!! I�m going back out there with her but I'm going in June!!! Pleasure Island is good and trust me it is defiantly pleasurable!!!
What I cared for least...: Same as Stacey the hotel!!!!!!! and coming home
Working in Las Americas
What I liked most...: Leaving the UK on the 26th March 02 to Work in one of the top hotel's in the canarie islands. I have never been there, but from reading the below comments, it seems more people love it than hate it. Is that true????? BRING LAS AMERICAS ON
What I cared for least...: Not been as yet!!!!
What i loved about playa de las americas
What I liked most...: Well holiday started off average untill we took a trip down to pleasure island where the bungee rocket is !! Girls please you have to go there and you'll find out why it is called pleasure island !!!!!! A certain joel and john work there and are the fittest blokes i have ever layed eyes on and are really lovely im moving out there in may for the summer cant wait to see them again!!
What I cared for least...: Our hotel- Laguna Park 2 , rep's were crap and rooms were basic - good job we didnt sleep there alot !!!!!
Going Soon!!!!!11
What I liked most...: Havent been yet, but goin in 6 days, looking very forward to the very much talked about nightlife, CAN'T WAIT!!
What I cared for least...: ...........remains to be said............!!
Sexy chick!! 19-03-2002 (16:59)
CANT WAIT!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Been there 6 times and am going again in OCTOBER and cant wait. just wondering where LIZARD KINGS and KICK are coz ive eard they've all moved about!!!
What I cared for least...: NOTHING COZ I LOVE IT ALL
Las Americas
What I liked most...: Me and my mate are heading out to the Barranco Apartments on 12 April - has anyone been to these apartments? We stayed at the Oro Blanco hotel 3 years and had a great time.
What I cared for least...: You get what you pay for so stop moaning - and wear a money belt!!
Scottish Lass
What I liked most...: Lived and holidayed there, best pub is The Cally Bar (if your English don't go near it) going in August 2002 and cannot wait.
What I cared for least...: Nothing.
NEver Again
What I liked most...: The Weather
What I cared for least...: Did Not like El Medano too Windy and much cooler if you want warmth do not go there also too many robberies have been to the island 7 times from the states Won't go back anymore not the same as it was prior visits
Mickey From USA 16-03-2002 (08:16)
Worried Essex Girl
What I liked most...: Hi everyone, im going to Playa las americas in may with my boyfirend and staying the santa Monica apartments. I was just wondering if anyone had stayed there and what they thuoght of it?????
What I cared for least...: is there really cochroaches????
Going to las floritas on 9th july 2002
What I liked most...: The balcony for me, i enjoyed many hours of perving on topless women from here, see you again next year! Ludo for adam, we couldnt get him away from it. He also enjoyed sampling the delights of the sauage sandwiches from the poolside bar. As for kirk, couldnt get him away from that brothel and leanne(leon)
What I cared for least...: The 50 something year old prostitute asking us for business, and nearly being beaten for not buying some sunglasses for the looky looky men
BigBoy 14-03-2002 (12:21)
Going to las floritas on 9th july 2002
What I liked most...: A guy called adam (skinny) and the delightful sausage sandwiches.
What I cared for least...: The fat girl and the girl who talked like a man next door. They tried to steal our phone charger.
BigBoy 14-03-2002 (12:16)
Going to las floritas on 9th july
What I liked most...: ?
What I cared for least...: ?
BigBoy 14-03-2002 (12:14)
Going to las floritas on 9th july 2002
What I liked most...: ?
What I cared for least...: ?
BigBoy 14-03-2002 (12:05)
24/7 mashup!!!!
What I liked most...: goin n july,wot r the ladies like,cant wait 4 continuous mashup allday everyday for 2 weeks!
What I cared for least...: probably comin home
mashed 10-03-2002 (15:23)
living in tenerife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: going to live in tenerife with my family soon but if you miss out that area las americas and explore the beauty spots you may well surprise yourself, the schools are excellant and the medical centres and hospitals are class a! so if anyone else is planning to go there please get in touch i have 2 children 1 and 3
What I cared for least...: speak to you soon e mail us if your planning an adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
living in tenerife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: going to live in tenerife with my family soon but if you miss out that area las americas and explore the beauty spots you may well surprise yourself, the schools are excellant and the medical centres and hospitals are class a! so if anyone else is planning to go there please get in touch i have 2 children 1 and 3
What I cared for least...: speak to you soon e mail us if your planning an adventure!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
women,women ,women
What I liked most...: Iloved the women and i'm going back on 19th April to s**g as many as possible - anyone want to book themselves in so as to beat the stampede.
What I cared for least...: nothing
the man with the plan 07-03-2002 (06:50)
Decide what you like
What I liked most...: The weather although not always sunny but most certainly warmer in winter
What I cared for least...: If you like quite and classy don't go to Las Americas unless you stay in the 5 stars. It's like Blackpool with the weather. Don't knock it as long as you know what you are going to, then expect it. Read about your destinations. Would you normally spend 200 - 500 pounds without doing some research. I don't think so and if you do then more fool you!
Marilyn 07-03-2002 (04:31)
My holiday
What I liked most...: The weather was good everyday. The environment was different and fun. The tan when i got home was great and the memories were great!!!!!! I would tell people to visit Tenerie,playa de las americas. night life is great for all ages.
What I cared for least...: I have to admit we was also robbed in Playa de las americas and we know who it was by. But we didn't let people ruin our holiday. The African women were annoying but thats the point, it's different from ENGLAND.
A Playa of Crime...
What I liked most...: Nice wheater and surroundings... That's about it...
What I cared for least...: Playa de las Americas has a huge problem with thievs and other types of crimes... Of 25 people in my group, 10 of us were robbed or very close to be so... I did not enjoy the Africans trying to sell stuff and later insulting you if your not interested.
too much sh*********t
What I liked most...: I have'nt been yet, but am amazed by the crap these articles say. Will be going in June and hope to get useful info, and not the same B.S. from other Websites.
What I cared for least...: Don't you Brits know the english language. I guess its in you,re blood to speak the way you do, but give it a break, as there's enough sh*t on the net already. Also, I'm sorry we're a part of your Confederation.
Canada 03-03-2002 (20:56)
PEOPLE WATCH OUT FOR XANADU APARTMENTS!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Me and my family went to Tenerife in the summer of 2000 and it was the best holiday i have ever been on EVER!!!!The beaches are great, the weather was great and the nightlife is the BEST!!!! From O'Neills to The Cally Bar it was the BEST HOLIDAY u could ever imagine. We stayed in Santiago 2 and we highly reccomend these apartments to everyone hoping to go to Tenerife.
What I cared for least...: HOWEVER, we were there again in December 2001 and this was the WORST HOLIDAY I have ever been on in my life. Xanadu Apartments are like Bay Route City!!! The cleaners came in about twice a week, no entertainment unless u were a guy who wanted to watch English footie, the pool was freezing and filthy, and when the money turned to Euros they werent excepting any of them, Xanadu is up the biggest hill u could ever imagine in ur life, the wiring in our room was faulty, the staff were very rude, only one person could have a shower within an hour which is pretty poor when we were all going out for a nite out, it was a quarry when u looked out of ur windows and the builders were there from 6.30am to 6.30pm, since we have got back in January we have wrote to JMC and said that if they dont deal with it appropriately then we will contact the papers, we saved all year for this holiday and even taken on extra work and were highly disappointed with our holiday, SOME NEW YEAR WE HAD!!! We are not being moany but we deserve our opinion.
las floritas apartments
What I liked most...: the weather is great this time of year- around 80 degrees. just got back last nite - have been 3 times before at different apartments and these were the best so far. good location, clean and quiet. lovely setting and the pool is like a river running around the middle of the complex. I was worried about the strip club and tes it is there but very discreet and no noise at all. Tenerife seems to be clamping down on all timeshsre touts, pr. and all that and I've got to say it's welcome. The black guys selling watches etc. are just trying to make a living, and even tho there's loads of them if you're polite and just say no thanks they leave you alone. Don't patronise and egg them on like I've seen people do - makes you ashamed to be british! Timeshare do get verbally aggressive just to get a reaction - don't! big ones to avoid are flower selling gypsy types - they are theives, be very very firm with them and don't let them touch you. Also be wary of "deaf" collectors - not what they seem and can get nasty. all this sounds alarming, bit i like tenerife and it can't be that bad cos loads of old people go every year. can't comment on Veronicas - I'm too old for it! but remember it's only a tiny part of the island and the same as any other clubbing area i should imagine. There are loads of pubs and clubs to go to for free cabaret for the non club people and you can have a great time. The weather is lovely all year and I hope they continue to clamp down on illegal scams in tenerife - can only improve it! by the way, didn't see one single gambling scam this time and out walking every day. saw loads last year.
What I cared for least...: timshare touts. pain to say the least - I know they're trying to make a living but do something else!
las floritas apartments
What I liked most...: the weather
What I cared for least...: timshare touts
las floritas apartments
What I liked most...: the weather
What I cared for least...: timshare touts
DO I REALLY WANT TO GO?
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: AM GOING TO LAS AMERICAS IN MARCH, AND AFTER READING THE COMMENTS FROM THIS PAGE I WONDER IF I'LL MANAGE TO LAST THE WEEK IN ONE PIECE. I AM GOING WITH MY HUSBAND AND YOUNG CHILDREN. CAN U RECOMMEND ANY SAFETY TIPS?
mrs t's
What I liked most...: mrs t's was at the end near crows nest , oposite mcdonalds it was up the same stairs as crows nest , (if its still there , been 6 times but not for a few years, love the place ) now live in perth so a bit too far to go for my holiday!! best bar is bobbys , superb sounds!!!!!!!!!will get back there soon.
What I cared for least...: have had great times every time, would go back tomorrow for a holiday , cockroaches didnt bother me then and wouldnt now , you should see how big they are here in perth!!!!like anywhere you go watch your money.
MRS T'S
What I liked most...: I'VE BEEN TWICE BEFORE BUT I HAVE NEVER COME ACROSS MRS T'S NIGHTCLUB. I HEAR ITS OPEN AIR AND TOTALLY RULZ. ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT IT?
What I cared for least...: LACK OF DRUM & BASS VENUES.
THE HURRICANE 26-02-2002 (17:40)
Rock clubs?
What I liked most...: Goin this 9th July. Are there any clubs that play music of the rock persuasion? Also how cheap are fags? (in sterling) I'm staying in Las Floritas appartments? any good?
What I cared for least...: Hearing i'm workin in a crappy job til my holiday to pay it off!! And not findin any decent fotos of my accomodation.
take care you all
What I liked most...: the weather it was great, but most of all seeing my daughter who lives there.
What I cared for least...: checking ya pockets every two seconds. Basically never feeling safe, never trusting anyone off the island unless thier Canarian. The only good people there. don't do the find the white spot on the street games. Bit like find the lady at cards you can't win, and also pickpocketed while you lose
FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: THE WHOLE THING!!!!!!!!! The nightlife is fab, everyones out for a laugh the bar staff and club workers are brill, and there is ALOT of HOT fellas!!!! Anyone whos goin, u'll have a brill time!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Ummmmmmmmmm................ COCHROACHES??????
LIZARD KING TILL I DIE
What I liked most...: LIZARD KINGS and have been for the past 6 years. Ozzy is still the boy and lionel is a complete animal on the drums.davy still rocks and brani never makes a mistake and still never says a word.
What I cared for least...: lucky lucky men and the prostitutes that say sucky sucky and el blow jobbo
Tacky and Tatty
What I liked most...: The weather was good and away from the resorts the scenery is quite spectacular.
What I cared for least...: Constant harrassment and intimidation - Timeshare salesmen, Holiday points salesmen, Bar & restaurant PR people, and street sellers trying to offload cheap tat, even in restaurants whilst you are eating. It's impossible just to go for a walk without being accosted every 50 yards. Beware of camera shops offering "cheap" deals - they will agree a price then come up with some excuse why they can't sell you the camera, then try and sell you an inferior product at a higher price - if you refuse to buy it they become rude and aggressive, even threatening. Most restaurants mediocre, we got food poisoning at an Aberdeen Steak House which, we were later informed by someone living on the island, is a fairly common occurence. Also beware of restaurants trying to pass off cheap plonk as vintage French wine on the assumption that you are too thick to know the difference. Aqua Park has the cheek to charge �10 entrance, and then charge you again for a sunbed. What was supposed to be a pleasant winter break left us with a very sour taste....in more ways than one.
FIVE MAD IRISH GIRLS
What I liked most...: were five irish girls liked the most was the fellas in LINEKERS BAR
What I cared for least...: THE MANNER OF STAFF AT CASTLE HARBOUR
TATIANA 18-02-2002 (10:02)
i'm sure it's great!!
What I liked most...: I'm going shortly! not sure where! but i'm so glad i've read all these opinions! well... some of them!it does seem like all the english can do is moan! it's not ibiza, y don't u just stay in miserable england, u'll fit in better! if your in a different country u must accept the way it is! 2 b honest i'm worried about being pick pocketed but... i'll keep my belongings safe!! i'm going 2 go there enjoy the sun (how hot is it in march?) also enjoy being away from wingeing british gits.
What I cared for least...: miserable brits
Going on the 16th April
What I liked most...: First went a couple of years ago, superb from what I can remember. Theres 5 of us going over in april to live it up. Anyone else going at that time, email- [email protected]. Cheers.
What I cared for least...: Not one thing, I aint gonna whinge like the others.
can any 1 tell me wat the alcapulco apts are like
What I liked most...: plzzzzzz tell us wat the alcapulco apts are like
What I cared for least...:
TENERIFES THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: LAS AMERICAS IS BRILL ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS JUST A BORING OLD FART "SO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN STOP MOANING YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
What I cared for least...: GERMAN SUNLOUNGER PINCHERS
TAM FAE LIVI !!!! 09-02-2002 (06:30)
TENERIFES THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: LAS AMERICAS IS BRILL ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE IS JUST A BORING OLD FART "SO LET YOUR HAIR DOWN STOP MOANING YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE"
What I cared for least...: GERMAN SUNLOUNGER PINCHERS
TAM FAE LIVI !!!! 09-02-2002 (06:30)
Weather
What I liked most...: I would like to know the weather in feb
What I cared for least...: Plaese tell me
Marloes 06-02-2002 (06:47)
Weather
What I liked most...: I would like to know the weather in feb
What I cared for least...: Plaese tell me
Marloes 06-02-2002 (06:46)
The Weather in Feb
What I liked most...: I have been in April and it is scorching. I imagine the weather is good at this time of year. A bar owner told us while we were out there that even at Christmas people wear shorts if thats any indication.
What I cared for least...:
The Hurricane 05-02-2002 (10:49)
Weather
What I liked most...: I'm going to Tenerife in the middle of February, for what I'm hoping will be a relaxing holiday but I want to know what sort of weather I should expect, any idea's? Respond through this message board.
What I cared for least...:
ANY DRUM & BASS OUT HERE??
What I liked most...: I thought Veronicas was actually not all that bad for theiving and all that compared to what I had heard before i went. The atmosphere was very friendly and everybody out there was up for a real good time. The daytime activities were great too, even if that Go Karting track is a bit lethal!!
What I cared for least...: I enjoyed the night life but it needs some Drum & Bass. Anyone know where they might play some as i'm going again soon? Also can anyone tell me how long it takes to get to Santa Cruz from Las americas? as I want to see some Footie.
Skibbadee Wannabee 05-02-2002 (08:05)
Just Dont Go
What I liked most...: Nothing
What I cared for least...: Holiday ??? Dont think so, its like being with a load of criminals. Sorry, it is with a load of criminals - everywhere you look and everywhere you go you will experience crime ! It is scary and I just dont like it. There is too much to mention, but if you read the other comments on this page I am sure you will build up a picture. I will never go here ever again and will tell anyone thinking of going to stay away - its time the Spanish authorities picked up on what a seedy, horrible crime ridden place Playa de las Americas really is, or are they just happy to let english people rot while they are there ? Just take it from me !
whats it like
What I liked most...: i am off to tenerife for a forthight in june can anyone tell me what the optimist apartments are like? is the thievin really that bad?
What I cared for least...:
Melissa Scott 04-02-2002 (09:21)
Las Floritas???
What I liked most...: What kind is Las Floritas apartments? Tell me , please!!
What I cared for least...:
Las Floritas???
What I liked most...: What kind is Las Floritas apartments? Tell me , please!!
What I cared for least...:
R u off 2 Tenerife?
What I liked most...: I lived in Tenerife in 2000 for 5 months, went out there 3x in 2001 and due to go for a week in March 2002! so any advice, any tips, places to go, I can help u out, me hopes! Tenerife is like my 2nd home, miss the place loads, its not the most glamourous of places, but its fun, so go and enjoy! My best places, Leonardo's, Linekars, Images, Bobbys and for the boys, bit of lap dancing try BabeWatch! tacky but u'll like it!
What I cared for least...: coakroaches! urgh. Dont let any dodgy blokes out there mug u off which crap. Dont walk alone. Dont let the PR's drag u in2 every bar! just say to them u are a worker and they will leave u alone.
tell me more about Xanadu
What I liked most...: i'm gloing 2 tenerife in July 2002
What I cared for least...: i was just wanting to know how good xanadu appartments is, and how well the Scottish guys would fit in on a holiday???????? if u know e-mail me plz cheers!!
we live in tenerife and love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: the sexy men!! the clubs!!!toby!!! plenty of cheap drinks and fags!! its open all hours and if u still wanna crry on u can go down pipers. its a brill place to live we recomend it to all u clubbers!! AND ONE OF THE TOP PLACES TO GO IS JUMPIN JACK!!!
What I cared for least...: SLEEZY SPANISH MEN. BUGS. PROZZIES. LUCKY LUCKY MEN.
Puerto de la Cruz
What I liked most...: I'm going there this Sunday but is it really so that there's only british & irish in Tenerif? It seems so when reading these opinions. Well I have nothing against you guys. I'm from Finland and want to get some warmth in the middle of terrible finnish winter!
What I cared for least...:
no comment
What I liked most...: to work in tenerife in the catering industry with my friend.
What I cared for least...:
IBBS H and MIMMIT
What I liked most...: If any 1 knows the TURKISH BLOKES LET US KNOW
What I cared for least...:
LOU LAURZ NAD CAR 21-01-2002 (11:21)
Parado dels sol apartments
What I liked most...: Me and me mates loved Tenerife escpecially BOBBY'S nightclub we met some blokes out there called IBBS, H, and MIMMIT they were a group of Turkish blokes has any 1 else heard of them?????????
What I cared for least...: The fights, mugging and creepy crawleys!!!!!!!!!!!
L, L, C 21-01-2002 (10:58)
My opinion
What I liked most...: i was there last summer and i was there this new year, istayed in Sandigo appartments 2 in the summer and it was brilliant near Voronica's near the beach shops the lot. i fully recomenmd this hotel. and being scottish i went to the cally bar to see mad dj jock hes brill so if your scottish it is the best place in tenerife to go!!!!! The shamrock is brill aswell
What I cared for least...: At new year i stayed at XANADU what a lot of rubbish it was at the top of a steep hill the rooms were filthy and the entertainment was football on sky (great fun) i think not.
Lesley 21-01-2002 (10:26)
Peurto de la Cruz
What I liked most...: Never been there yet, nor my partner. Staying at either the Hotel Dania or Magec from May 7th-21st this year. Any reccommendations/places to avoid???
What I cared for least...: Don't know yet!
PARTY ON!!!!!
What I liked most...: THE NIGHT LIFE (I LOVE THE CALLY BAR AND ONEILLS) AND THE BEACHES
What I cared for least...: XANADU APPARTMENTS
WESWAY 18-01-2002 (10:22)
Wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: I ent toplaya de las americas in the summer last year.2 of us are thinking of going back this year in March or April time does anyone know what the weather will be like!?!?!?!?!? anyway best holiday i had EVA.
What I cared for least...: Going home and leaving all the groups,Danny if u read this plz email me and Ryan plz do too!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHERE ARE YOU??
What I liked most...: Trev, the gorgeous little cockney who worked for a timeshare company outside La Pinta Hotel last May, I came back in December but you wern't there! Trev I miss you babe, call me xxx
What I cared for least...: Not seeing my babe in December :(
Las Floritas - stripclub??!!
What I liked most...: I have heard on the grapevine that there is a strip club near Las Floritas Appartments that can sometimes cause a bit of hassle - does anyone know anything about this?
What I cared for least...:
Las Floritas
What I liked most...: The Las Floritas Apartments are great, we went last year are are going on the 9th July this year
What I cared for least...:
Floritas 08-01-2002 (19:28)
THE TRUTH
What I liked most...: I lived in Tenerife for nearly a year and would like everyone to know that the african men are trying to make money to send back to their families, they work very hard and do not deserve to be dissed, they are harmless. (worked at Decades for a while and recommend it to families and couples)
What I cared for least...: Now the pickpocets are a different story, they are mainly morrocan but a few are spanish (both men & women) & believe it or not but some English girls are down with them too, they will target anyone in many different ways & most will attack if someone resists. Do not trust or give money to anyone riding a moped (it's all a con) If you gamble, do not think that you have a chance of winning any of the Romainians games along the beach as it is all a con, even if you see others winning, as they get paid to pretend to win. One more thing if you like to fight do'nt start on anyone that knows everyone as you wo'nt have a chance (I saw too many bad fights) and in the 11 months I was there there was around 11 deaths (all tourists)Do'nt leave anything in your apartment, invest in a hotel safe, and do'nt go out with large amounts of cash or jewelry and do'nt flash cameras and video cameras about. (Do'nt want to scare anyone - I do'nt regret a minute of living there but you need to know what is going on.)
Some good advice 08-01-2002 (16:21)
THE TRUTH
What I liked most...: I lived in Tenerife for nearly a year and would like everyone to know that the african men are trying to make money to send back to there families, they work very hard and do not deserve to be dissed, they are harmless. (worked at Decades for a while and recommend it to families and couples)
What I cared for least...: Now the pickpocets are a different story, they are mainly morrocan but a few are spanish (both men & women) & believe it or not some English girls are down with them too, they will target anyone in many different ways & most will attack if someone resists. Do not trust or give money to anyone riding a moped (it's all a con) If you gamble, do not think that you have a chance of winning any of the Romainians games along the beach as it is all a con, even if you see others winning as they get paid to pretend to win. One more thing if you like to fight do'nt start on anyone that knows everyone as you wo'nt have a chance (I saw too many bad fights) and in the 11 months I was there there was around 11 deaths (all tourists)Do'nt leave anything in your apartment, invest in a hotel safe, and do'nt go out with large amounts of cash or jewelry and do'nt flash cameras and video cameras about. (Do'nt want to scare anyone - I do'nt regret a minute of living there but you need to know what is going on.)
Some good advice 08-01-2002 (16:18)
Im going
What I liked most...: can any ne tell me what the OCEAN PARK APPARTMENTS are like
What I cared for least...:
Las Floritas Appartments
What I liked most...: Was in Tenerife last summer, going back with my boyfrind and some mates on 30th June 2002 - can't wait!!! Loved everything about it - loads to do and even better than that, loads to drink!!!! Has anyone stayed in Las Floritas Appartments? What are they like?
What I cared for least...:
The Girls of Linerkers
What I liked most...: the pools girl the two jelly girls and the PR girls i would never kick any of them out of bed. the pools girl was the best forgot her name blond tall sexy came from southhampton a tryed it on all week dec 2001
What I cared for least...: Fat old trouts
Whoever wrote "Ibiza's Better" is a liar.
What I liked most...: What myself and my friends enjoyed most was the laid back, Friendly atmosphere. All the local bars and restaurents are good quality and cheap, you cant find better anywhere else on the planet especially in poxy England!!! All entry to bars and clubs is free and most try to give the drink away free aswell. All the tours offeed are good value and well worth doing such as teide by jeep, Nostramo,Loro Parque, Medeival night and he tour guides pub cawls. The beaches are clean and very well looked after and there are always plenty of loungers availableto enjoy the fantastic sunshine.
What I cared for least...: People, (Usually British) who save all year to go on holiday and when they get there all they do is whine and moan. People who winge about being pickpocketed should have been more carefull, using the hotels safes, not taking all their money with them and generally have a bit more common sense. Any country you go to is gonna have theives and sellers and whores but I think you'll find there are just as many in our beloved Britain (if not More!) Tenerife is a good all round enjoyable holiday no matter which part of the island you go to and I guaratee if you go there with an open mind you'll love it as much as all the other millions of holiday makers who go back year after year!
Tenerife rules! 01-01-2002 (06:56)
LOOKY LOOKY ABRAHAM
What I liked most...: GETTING MY GROOVE ON WITH ONE OF THE LOOKY LOOKY MEN CALLED ABRAHAM.WHAT A BIG BOY HE WAS.
What I cared for least...: THE FACT HE HAD PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF COLGATE.
BIG JUGS 30-12-2001 (12:41)
poor beaches, poor weather, poor nightlife.
What I liked most...: the wide selection of eating places, the occasional sunshine, mt. teide,decent casino,cash machines in abundance,some nice views,Yates's bar and the occasional pretty girls,the pretty spanish girls at metropolis,the friendly taxi drivers.
What I cared for least...: lack of pretty girls in comparison to other resorts,street hawkers from africa pestering the outnumbered tourists,pickpockets posing as touts in order to get close to you and pick your pocket(of north african origin and in abundance)pushy african prostitutes,who again outnumber the tourists,the drunken fighting in the metropolis disco bar that I witnessed(a spanish affair),the low class drunken holidaymakers in the hotel bar that were brawling(a family affair)as women and their kids got involved to,the indifferent spanish police(if you are pickpocketed they will ask you to report it at the police station,but when you turn up after 2 hours of looking for the place(you can't afford a taxi as all your moneys been stolen)they will tell you to come tomorrow as there is no translator here now), when you go tomorrow there is still no translator, so you are asked to phone a number.when you eventually get through they ask you to phone back as there is no translator. Eventually you get through and report the theft,and they give you a crime number.Then you go to the station and wait another one and a half hours to be seen.Eventually though you get your signed report ,which you need for insurance purposes.The only helpful people were barclaycard who offered me money to see me through in the meantime, luckily though I only took one credit card out with me,and so had the others in the safe in my hotel room.Not surprisinglymost of the above occured in the veronicas complex(a place to avoid).the beaches were also poor, and the people on them old and boring.It rained virtually every day, and there was a lot of building work going on,all in all, why anybody should want to go on holiday to tenerife is a complete mystery as it is a waste of time and money.
Ibiza's better! 23-12-2001 (08:21)
ITS ALL GOOD!!!!!!! WISHING I WAS STILL THERE
What I liked most...: The sun which was out every other day! The waterpark cause the dolphin show alone is worth paying in for. The Irish Fiddler was the best pub i was in the staff are lovely and a big shout out to Sylvia cause shes the happiest lady working in a pub that i've ever met. Food is generally cool everywhere but the top places for me where the fish and chip shop down at the marina in las americas also harleys diner mega mega huge portions if you were skint you could go there for a meal keep you going all day but top favourite was Verdes Italian also las americas it was minted. Going out to Veronicas was at this time of year what you made of it as it was very quiet. Shamrock Bar good laugh djs nice and a shout out to Matty from manchester who PRs for Shamrock he was brand new and a helpful guy. Changed my opinion of touts as i was in tenerife in the summer and they used to do my head in.
What I cared for least...: never mind the looky looky they were alright it was the chinese girls selling roses they're in your face constantly and don't take no for an answer sometimes and if you buy the roses your getting ripped off for 4 quid. the rain which was every other day but it is winter so what can you expect. the driving is nuts anyone noticed about every fourth car has a dent in it? there nutters!
what a laugh
What I liked most...: THE BARS+CLUBS ESPECIALLY BRANIGANS BAR 2 DJS THERE ARE SUCH A LAUGH WITH ALL THE DRINKING GAMES.AQUA PARK WORTH A VISIT.IF U LIKE THE NIGHTLIFE+GOOD WEATHER U CARNT BEAT PLAYA LAS AMERICAS.
What I cared for least...: BARRANCO APPTMENTS NO TELE,MATTROSE ONLY 2INCHS THICK. NEXT TIME I WILL BE STAYING SOMEWHERE ELSE.AND ALL THOSE SODS WHO KEPT STOPPING US IN STREET AROUND VERONICAS.WILL BE WEARING A T-SHIRT TELLING THEM WERE TO GO NEXT TIME.THEY CAN ALMOST SPOIL A GREAT HOILIDAY.
RICHARD+SARAH L. 18-12-2001 (09:27)
lll
What I liked most...: lll
What I cared for least...: lll
im goin out to work there
What I liked most...: everything wel almost!! 4 ov us went for 2 years on the trot now!! we loved lazing around in the sun burnin our boobs!! makin our way down the strip on veronicas!! and sum very tasty prs bar staff n all hunky males there!! is was well CHEAP!!
What I cared for least...: the smell in the down staris part ov veronicas and being constantly hassled by those men who sell all the crapi watches n stuff 'LUVELY JUBELY' is that all they could say!!!
June 28th 2002 cant wait!!
What I liked most...: 5 of us are off to Las Americas next year and cant wait. We are so excited! Have booked it already and have saved all our pennies! From what you all say it sounds fantastic, however, we are a bit nervous about the prostitutes and the looky-looky men. Im sure we'll all have a great time and we'll look after one another. Wish us all a fab 2 weeks i no we wont want to come home.
What I cared for least...:
Jo & Bean 03-12-2001 (03:28)
June 28th 2002 cant wait!!
What I liked most...: 5 of us are off to Las Americas next year and cant wait. We are so excited! Have booked it already and have saved all our pennies! From what you all say it sounds fantastic, however, we are a bit nervous about the prostitutes and the looky-looky men. Im sure we'll all have a great time and we'll look after one another. Wish us all a fab 2 weeks i no we wont want to come home.
What I cared for least...:
Jo & Bean 03-12-2001 (03:26)
Gutted to be home!!!
What I liked most...: Linekers!! The best views in Tenerife are behind the main bar. Will never mind hearing "YMCA" again...Keep spraying boys. Baby at Linekers - If you ever need some mothering!!!! David at Soultrain... Top bloke and a Spurs fan. John at Soultrain... for introducing us to the the best place in resort to get pasta at 0700am.
What I cared for least...: The fat northern bird who sprewed everywhere in the Ladies in Yate's except for in the bloody loo's. The delay at Tenerife airport and the long drive home from Gatwick in fog and rain!!
Ammojo 02-12-2001 (09:46)
Want to go bac!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: I liked everything!!!!!!!!! clubs,pubs,lads,even the pr's..............if they annoy just walk on by and ignore them they won't care!!!!!! well i don't think!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: GOING HOME THATS A BIG NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COCKROACHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lizard Kings
What I liked most...: Just got back last week and The Lizard Kings are better than ever, now playing in Shakers next door to The Soul Seller. If you like Live music it's a must!
What I cared for least...: Having to be rude to everyone who stops you in the street just in case they are trying to sell you something and the weather (it rained for 3 days).
K8THATCH 26-11-2001 (17:15)
Goin back in 3 days!!!!
What I liked most...: Gary Gobstopper, Nelly, Natta, Nick and Roy from Rumours and gettin huge jugs of cocktails for half price from them. Planet Football was ace, lots of dancing on tables to cheesy music. Walking home in the mornin to our posh timeshare hotel (Club Olympus at Garden City)Our record time was 9.30 in the morin after we'd been to a party at one of the PR's apartments. The weather was gorgeous though we didn't get to see much off the sun coz we slept all day!
What I cared for least...: It was very smelly in Rumours and the toilets weren't cleaned all the time we were there (2 weeks) I know this coz i was sick after drinking too much Blue Lagoon and my bluey green sick was there till we left!! It was very sad when we had to go home but I'm going back on the 30th nov for a week and i'm stayin at Laguna Park 1. I'm so excited
I�m wondering to go to Tenerife next week,
What I liked most...: but I don�t know what the weather is? Is it sea water for swimming or not? And what about wind? Any answer is welcome! Some tips also. Thanks!
What I cared for least...:
TENERIFE 98
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER AND JUST SEEING THE PLACE AGAIN IT WAS STRANGE.AND STEVIE.C IS STILL DOING WHAT HE DOES BEST I HEAR. HA HA HA BOBBYS BAR YEAH
What I cared for least...:
SAME AS EVER
What I liked most...: THE WEATHER AND JUST SEEING THE OLD PLACE IT HASNT CHANGED A BIT. AND I HEAR STEVIE.C IS STILL DOING THE SAME THING. HA HA HA
What I cared for least...:
Go there it was the best time of my life!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: Everything was great apart from going home! I went with Claire who is under LETS PARTY!!!!!!!!!! We all agree Ministry Of Sound was good and try most bars along there and also Yesteryears and the rest along there were good too!!!!!! The good thing about Tenerife its open all hours!!!! I stayed in paradero 2 it was great the talent there was good 2 i met Ryan (never to see again unless you read this....contact me) We met Karim and his crew, Ryanand his crew(hairball), Danny and his crew and loads more.
What I cared for least...: MUST BE GOING HOME SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cockroaches everywhere on the path, in the room but they become a part of life!!!!!!!!!!! BUT 1 thing NEVER to do is crush them they lay eggs and more are born,mmmmmmm healthy tip that!!!!!!!!!!
Lets party
What I liked most...: The clubs were wicked i totally recommend ministry of sound and yesteryears.The beaches are fantastic and theres plenty of talent(dan from Kent). I hope your holiday is a good as mine was!
What I cared for least...: COCROACHES.....everywhere going home..i wanna go back 4 eva
Claire 22-11-2001 (13:58)
Lets party
What I liked most...: The clubs were wicked i totally recommend ministry of sound and yesteryears.The beaches are fantastic and theres plenty of talent(dan from Kent). I hope your holiday is a good as mine was!
What I cared for least...: COCROACHES.....everywhere going home..i wanna go back 4 eva
Claire 22-11-2001 (13:51)
What should i expect?
What I liked most...: I am going to Tenerife in December and looked forward to it.But what about all that negative comments about being mugged.I am going alone to get some rest and meet some nice women but can i even make it to the clubs with my money still in my pocket without being mugged or whatever?Is it that bad?
What I cared for least...:
SOUL SELLER
What I liked most...: SOUL SELLER, STEVIE C (even tho hes a slag) and VERONICAS
What I cared for least...: not much
irish fiddler. los geranios
What I liked most...: i loved the sun and the bars i really liked the irish fiddler it was gr8 if u go to tenerife go there LO LIE THE FIELDS OF ATHENRY
What I cared for least...: the que at the airport 4 a taxi
Tenerife is class
What I liked most...: Everything, it was dead hot and Las Americas is really good! I like it best in October, Iv've been there two years in a row and I'm going back next year!
What I cared for least...: COCROACHES!!!!!!!!!1 they're everywhere and they can't half run!
Naughty Fun
What I liked most...: I've not been but I'm arranging a stag do. All Canary experts contact me and let me know where the best lap dancing bars are and which streets to avoid if I want my group to stay safe... thanks [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
soul seller
What I liked most...: Yeah soul seller is brilliant, stevie c is still there and looking fine and i reckon its a good place 4 couples aswell as i saw loads wen i was out there.
What I cared for least...: going home
A1
What I liked most...: Apartment at Compostela Beach , cheap food /beer /fags .. loadsa sun , footie and women....
What I cared for least...: Looky looky men (grrrrrr)
Ilkestonian 04-11-2001 (19:18)
Brill for couples too!!
What I liked most...: I had a great time with my boyfriend. It`s just as good and you`ll love it!
What I cared for least...:
Claire 04-11-2001 (15:51)
i am going in 4 days - is it cool?
What I liked most...: can anyone let me know how warm it is and if it is ok for a couple (both 20) i dont want guys sleazing over my gfriend but still up for a laugh
What I cared for least...:
more to tenerife than veronicas
What I liked most...: Not being amongst the general crowd in the tourist areas.Go to places where the beaches are great and not overcrowded.Some nudy beaches with nice women.El Medeno, great safe area with no touts, reasonable value and not threatening.Went to Las Americas.What a contrast, looky-looky men, african prostitues, flower sellers and drug pushers.What is your fancy?
What I cared for least...: Rip off merchants,advertising cheap meals but charging exorbitant prices for a cheap plonk or a glass of beer.Constant hassel from the prostitues hanging around everywhere in the Veronicas area.Drunken atmosphere that at the height of summer must be a nightmare.
explorer of the spanish islands 03-11-2001 (22:54)
soul seller
What I liked most...: stevie c from kick.they were at soul seller in august.do you know where they are now?can you help me get in touch with them?please help if you can.cheers x
What I cared for least...: i love it all!!!
tenerife
What I liked most...: what i liked most was the weather because it was hot, the people were friendly and it was very clean.
What I cared for least...: every where we went was up hill
cyirle 02-11-2001 (13:10)
Happy living
What I liked most...: Living and working there for 8 years
What I cared for least...: People who go there for 2 weeks and think they know what they are talking about
Dickie 30-10-2001 (11:18)
Its alright
What I liked most...: the hotel I stayed at..Noelia Sur. The best part was laying out all day.
What I cared for least...: The nightlife...what sad people
3 days to go
What I liked most...: im going back in three days and i cant wait, ive had this booked all year and now it i finally here. Cant wait to see Lizard Kings and Steve and also just go out clubbing very night and i dont know how anyone can say Tenerife sucks cause it is the best holiday place ive ever been.
What I cared for least...: NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! apart from coming home
tenerife sucked
What I liked most...: absolutey nothing..prpbably coz i was in the north of the island and puerto was nothing great either.. i would suggest u all goto the south of tenerife (i never been there) or best yet stick arond mas palomas on gran canaria. GRAN CANARIA RULES
What I cared for least...: IT ALL SUCKED
tenerife sucked
What I liked most...: absolutey nothing..prpbably coz i was in the north of the island and puerto was nothing great either.. i would suggest u all goto the south of tenerife (i never been there) or best yet stick arond mas palomas on gran canaria. GRAN CANARIA RULES
What I cared for least...: IT ALL SUCKED
Lived There! Loved it! Miss it!
What I liked most...: I worked in Images (summer 2000) great bar, great people, loads of mad nights! most of my friends work in Bobby's Bar, if u love Garage Music this is the place 2 go! Leonardo's, always started off there, girls if u want to see some talent then go here & see the 'Wild Boys'! miss all the workers. U may remember me 'CurlyLou and my best mate 'Mad Lou' who worked in Rooftops!
What I cared for least...: cockroaches, its the FLYING ones, urgh! lower shelf spirits! all the steps in Veronicas, my god, my heels!
to becci
What I liked most...: tenerifes good all year round you'll have a super time mate- if thers 10 girls going i might join you it would be some week!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
to becci
What I liked most...: tenerifes good all year round you'll have a super time mate- if thers 10 girls going i might join you it would be some week!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
October in playa des las americas
What I liked most...: What is it like at this time of year? There is 10 of us going out on 16th october, what is the weather and nightlie like at this time of the year?
What I cared for least...:
Cally Lassies
What I liked most...: Alberto from Cally Bar who i didnt get a chance to say goodbye too, so if anyone knows him please pass on my apologies :)
What I cared for least...: Cockroaches that ran at 200 mph
Tracey 08-10-2001 (03:33)
babes,babes and more babes
What I liked most...: The barmaid at Bar One from Castle Donnington,the banter in the irish bars,Murphys and Fitzpatricks,Victoria from Cork who was very sexy also the girl selling Vodka jellys at Bar One from Leeds,she is uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: The african prostitutes were disgusting and anyone that went with them is also disgusting,also all the drunken yobbos that give the rest of us a bad name,GROW UP
babes,babes and more babes
What I liked most...: The barmaid at Bar One from Castle Donnington,the banter in the irish bars,Murphys and Fitzpatricks,Victoria from Cork who was very sexy also the girl selling Vodka jellys at Bar One from Leeds,she is uuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: The african prostitutes were disgusting and anyone that went with them is also disgusting,also all the drunken yobbos that give the rest of us a bad name,GROW UP
i love tenerife
What I liked most...: the stunning guys, and the cally bar it was the best. want to shout out to everyone who stayed in the columbus apartments they were the best full of talent. loved the popcorn party with the club freestyle reps
What I cared for least...: the stupid PR's who always bugged you!!!!
nik from east kilbride 03-10-2001 (19:35)
one week to go!!!!!!
What I liked most...: was there in the summer, going back in one week to the piramides!!!cant wait!the club freestyle reps were def the best and gorgeous.the cally bar has to be the best with dj jock!the talent was amazing and the drink even better!!
What I cared for least...: nothing!!it was all great
one week to go!!!!!!
What I liked most...: was there in the summer, going back in one week to the piramides!!!cant wait!the club freestyle reps were def the best and gorgeous.the cally bar has to be the best with dj jock!the talent was amazing and the drink even better!!
What I cared for least...: nothing!!it was all great
missing it already!!!
What I liked most...: it is crappy october weather at home and i was in the hot sun. the bars were great on the strip (playa de las americas) so much booze is thrown at you for free when you buy 1 drink. also liked the bungee rocket -the dogs bollocks-
What I cared for least...: "ahh del boy- i give u good price" oh and getting back home (to uk weather).
Born2BeInTenrife 02-10-2001 (18:12)
going back in 3 days!!
What I liked most...: We were there 5 years ago in Los Gigantes and it was great! I loved it so much, i'm going back with my family in 3 days and we are staying in Playa De Las Americas which i have been told by everyone is great, Can't wait :)
What I cared for least...: the windy roads from Los Gigantes to Puerto De La Cruz
Fun in the sun
What I liked most...: It was relly hot and the guys where great.
What I cared for least...: None.
Fun in the sun
What I liked most...: It was relly hot and the guys where great.
What I cared for least...: None.
Fun in the sun
What I liked most...: It was relly hot and the guys where great.
What I cared for least...: None.
Fun in the sun
What I liked most...: It was relly hot and the guys where great.
What I cared for least...: None.
SHUPPY POWERS!!!
What I liked most...: I enjoyed playa (DEC.2000), all the bars, the scenery, women etc. going again over xmas and new year!!!
What I cared for least...: don't go about by yourself at night, you may get mugged. (pocket tappers,looky-lookys putting jewellery round your neck, then demanding money,prostitutes and moped riders that 'know where there's a great party' avoid all of them) GET A TAXI BACK TO YOUR HOTEL AT THE END OF THE NIGHT.
magic place
What I liked most...: Been going to TFS on and off since 1994. Met this georgeous guy in the Crows Nest, Veronicas in 1996 - and we are still together (got married last year) so all you girlies - head down to the Crows Nest!! Best reatuarant is Rosas Cantena which is a mexican in Los Christianas.
What I cared for least...: CHeeky touts from 1994 - 1996 - they are alot more polite now though
Boozy Suzie
What I liked most...: Love LA..was there in august..Great nightlife and loads of talent!!!!!!!! Great irish bars but bonkers has to be the best club.. Went there every night and that's where i met Bradley..If you're reading this then E-mail me..
What I cared for least...: Going Home
tenerife
What I liked most...: been there loads of times and goin again in 4 weeks, can sum1 tell me if they know what group is in soul seller and also where lizard kings r?
What I cared for least...: love it all
going in november
What I liked most...: anybody else been this time of year - much going on ?
What I cared for least...:
mental
What I liked most...: sun, sea and erh?! days by the pool, g8t nites out, v. sexy pr @ soul train {Andy L}, if you meet him, bug him and tell i said hello! try every bar in the nite and c if u find ur way back!
What I cared for least...: the obvious - blokes selling crap and women tring to braid ur hair {avoid stairs by rags during the day, or you'll be knee-deep in them!
tenerife is immense!
What I liked most...: where do you start??? bobbys was amazing - lots of gorge men, great music and class atmosphere. also clockwork orange - not for spending a whole night but it was grat for chilling just before you went onto the bigger cubs - barmen weren't half bad either!! anyway i was wondering if anyone could help me - i'm looking for 25 guys from south london who went away together to tenerife on the first two weeks in august. my mate had a holiday romance with one of them and shes really trying to get in touch with him as shes obviously changed her mind about kepping in touch!! thanx.
What I cared for least...: looky looky men and the PRs who totally mob you on the way along the strip!
OH MY GOD THE MEN!!!
What I liked most...: Bobbys was class. If u go-u gotta start off in Bar 1 at about 1am cause the Dj's sound. Fit barmen everywhere you go-up & ready 4 it!! Essex lads everywhere, and u even get to take home a holiday romance!!
What I cared for least...: The beach-just cause i hate sand and sea water. watersports r good tho.
Laguna Park 2
What I liked most...: The barmen were lovely, anyone who was there from the 31 August - 14 Sept. Especially one of the great guys stopping in p 11 Martyn, Lee, Pete and Jim, never got to say goodbye Sarah, Jenny and Astra would like to thank you for great laughs email [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
o neills beach bar, la
What I liked most...: the crazy irish barmen ... god bless them! they were made get naked for us every nite. and the mad dj wes. the 2 irish lads, bazz and ray i think and wes made our holiday. if you are going to la go to oneills!
What I cared for least...: goin home!
sara from sussex 12-09-2001 (07:07)
Holiday from hell
What I liked most...: The weather, the cocktail bar at Los Tajanastes aparts. The resturant Michaelangelo's, beautiful food.Any irish people i met there.
What I cared for least...: Reps on bikes. Joyces bar and a certain scottish PR that works for them who calls himself Dave. Girls stay away from him. Scum of the earth. and the scary gangs of moroccans.
blondie 11-09-2001 (03:56)
August/September 2001!!!
What I liked most...: Matty, the Manchester tout working for Shamrocks - very cute; Linekars bar - dancing on tables to football songs and 'Hey Baby'; Playazul appartment - cold showers and ants; Rooftops - free drinks from the flirty bar staff (I'm sure they don't do that every night!...); 2 for 1 San Miguels and endless shots of Peach Schnapps; seeing Esther who I used to dance with working in Linekar's; meeting Stewart from Wythernshawe; getting jib off the DJ in Linekars.
What I cared for least...: Having to end the night's partying, catching a cold and going home (and not getting a snog from Matty!!).
August/September 2001!!!
What I liked most...: Matty, the Manchester tout working for Shamrocks - very cute; Linekars bar - dancing on tables to football songs and 'Hey Baby'; Playazul appartment - cold showers and ants; Rooftops - free drinks from the flirty bar staff (I'm sure they don't do that every night!...); 2 for 1 San Miguels and endless shots of Peach Schnapps; seeing Esther who I used to dance with working in Linekar's; meeting Stewart from Wythernshawe; getting jib off the DJ in Linekars.
What I cared for least...: Having to end the night's partying, catching a cold and going home (and not getting a snog from Matty!!).
5-1
What I liked most...: The 5-1 killin of Germany at Linekers. The cheap drinks at 007, the wicked music at yates garage end, rags, soul train, bobbys. the beautiful girl selling vodka jelly a 007. the cleaning ladies swearing at us in spanish because of th state of our room. Cheap cigarettes.
What I cared for least...: Expensive hash even if u get it off the reps, Destiny's Child who where overplayed
You will need a holiday to get over it.
What I liked most...: Sitting outside Leonardos, listening to the "Wild Boys" doing their highly entertaining repertoire, from Bon Jovi to the Proclaimers. Putting away so much lager, red bull and vodka and pina coladas to floor an elephant, and then getting up the next afternoon and doing it all again!
What I cared for least...: Bartering with a Looky Looky Half Price man, getting him down to �3 for one of those red laser light things, and then refusing to buy one at the last minute. They don't like it when you do that, and they get quite ummmm, incensed!
I was looking forward to going!
What I liked most...: Due to go to Los Christianos this week - a family holiday including a 2 yr old. After reading some of the opinions on this page I am begining to wonder. I take it there is a major problem with lookie lookie men, thieves, pickpockets getting ripped off, time share touts etc.
What I cared for least...: After reading this page I am sure there will be something
I was looking forward to going!
What I liked most...: Due to go to Los Christianos this week - a family holiday including a 2 yr old. After reading some of the opinions on this page I am begining to wonder. I take it there is a major problem with lookie lookie men, thieves, pickpockets getting ripped off, time share touts etc.
What I cared for least...: After reading this page I am sure there will be something
I was looking forward to going!
What I liked most...: Due to go to Los Christianos this week - a family holiday including a 2 yr old. After reading some of the opinions on this page I am begining to wonder. I take it there is a major problem with lookie lookie men, thieves, pickpockets getting ripped off, time share touts etc.
What I cared for least...: After reading this page I am sure there will be something
I was looking forward to going!
What I liked most...: Due to go to Los Christianos this week - a family holiday including a 2 yr old. After reading some of the opinions on this page I am begining to wonder. I take it there is a major problem with lookie lookie men, thieves, pickpockets getting ripped off, time share touts etc.
What I cared for least...: After reading this page I am sure there will be something
Hey Hey baby! OOH AH! 2
What I liked most...: Me again! stayed at Atalaya Court this summer, loved it but now looking at Ocean park apartments for next summer, anyone got any info on them, also d'ya know if they're exclusive2Escapades? Cheers luv Fi x
What I cared for least...:
Hey Hey Baby! OOH AH!!!
What I liked most...: Escapades reps,Bobbies,Rags,Escapades reps,Peach Schnapps,popcorn parties,late nite swims, tranny@decades,Escapades reps
What I cared for least...: taxi drivers tryin' 2 kill us most nites+prostitutes who mugged my mate
los america's
What I liked most...: The trip to the volvano, and the water park. Seeing the police taking backhanders from the restaraunts and pubs from my hotel balcony. Shame on them. The rest of Spain should be ashamed. But as before in Spain and the caneries, loved your airports best in the world. If only Gatwick and Heathrow had your cleaners,(or any cleaners for that matter)
What I cared for least...: The hotel Laguna Park 1, and the airtours reps where the pits. The slippery pavements and the very dangerous walk to the beach. The thieving immigrants, pretending to be english, before they snatch your goods. The electrical shops tring to overcharge you. Don't show anybody your VISA card, only use it in banks, or Hotel reception.
allan crutcher 03-09-2001 (06:45)
GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
What I liked most...: GOIN SEPT 9th TILL SEPT 15th CAN'T WAIT...TRYING TO SET MY MATE UP WITH A NICE GIRL + WANT LATEST INFO ON TENERIFE. WE'RE NICE GUYS (BOTH 25), GOOD LOOKING AND RICH. EMAIL ME: [email protected]
What I cared for least...:
wickedddd
What I liked most...: Bobby's Bar!!!
What I cared for least...: Going back home...
Wickeda 25-08-2001 (05:43)
Looky Looky!
What I liked most...: Beach at Los Chris. The looky looky men are VERY VERY funny if you dont go and tell em to f##k off - if they are pestering you just be nice and ask them where they originally come from.....they seem to leave you alone then! One of em kept doing an impression of Del Boy each time we walked past...infact, I saved a fortune on genuine Oakley sunglasses for presents :) (oh hell dont go and tell me something I already know!) Food at Chicken Eddie was fantastic...dump the Angus! the steak sux in comparison! Cheap ciggies! INCIDENTALLY we English/Irish/Welsh/Scotish DO NOT own Tenerife, if we did do you REALL think booze and ciggies would be so cheap???
What I cared for least...: Theiving Gypsy flower seller on the tunnel entrance between Compostella beach and Los Chris. and no she didnt get me....the police need to round them up first before they even AHEM bother the looky looky men!
A non E mouse 22-08-2001 (19:53)
hey hey babyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What I liked most...: linekers busbys ministry of sound
What I cared for least...: cockroaches pricks on mopeds with there special parties hairbraiders flower selling virgins
pedallo pete 22-08-2001 (13:11)
Nate this is for you
What I liked most...: That my comment got to you - but seriously you have to be joking......I would not call going on Holiday to get your BIT every night Fun... You can have fun without coming home with every STD there is...I know not all English people are the same but it is the likes of you that Give them all a BAD NAME....
What I cared for least...:
Michelle 22-08-2001 (07:26)
English puffs
What I liked most...: Up the IRA. No decommissioning of arms. Fu ck the unionist scum.
What I cared for least...: Nate - I'm heading over next week and I swear if I see you, I'll cut you open you English fu cking puff.
We do own the island michelle!
What I liked most...: Don't know goin for 2 weeks 2morrow!
What I cared for least...: The thick irish cunts who don't like the English! Mates who r there now said watch out for the taxi drivers!
happy days + happier nights!!!
What I liked most...: Been going since 1979 loved the weather and the people who we found to be very friendly. Loved speaking Spanish! Flanagans pub - very friendly bar staff! The store cupboard in Sgt. Peppers )going back a few years there)!! JUST LOVED EVERYTHING ABOUT THE PLACE!!!
What I cared for least...: timeshare touts and people pestering you when youve got a hangover on the beach!
Manuel's old flame!!! 17-08-2001 (17:57)
memories
What I liked most...: flanagan's bar staff manuel donato (dead now) crows nest veronicas
What I cared for least...: cockroaches friend got mugged looky looky men ticket touts
If Blackpool was this warm, we'd all stay at home!
What I liked most...: Weather.... glorious blue skys and not a cloud to be seen. Beer's cheap too.
What I cared for least...: Without doubt, the Timeshare vermin and the street sellers who are bigger pests than the Cockiest Cockroach from Cockroach City!
SDN - North Yorkshire 17-08-2001 (08:38)
mike an skeggsy
What I liked most...: kid us too went down to bobbys an it was thebest night weve ever had also the foam partys in moneypennys were great, we got laid every night an were goin again in 7 days
What I cared for least...: we caught vd ha ha ha
mike an skeggsy 16-08-2001 (19:19)
Just got back
What I liked most...: Went through Thomson Platinum - and it was worth paying extra - Stayed at the Princess Bahia Hotel - complex was superb - food was great - waiter service excellent - had an excellent time
What I cared for least...: I wish I was still there...
Great, just Great
What I liked most...: Everything, especially the Dubliners pub in las americas, shared a great laugh and drink with all crazy and friendly irish people.Even very cool for dutch people.
What I cared for least...: the annoying pr-guy in front of joe's corner, with the long hair
8 crazy dutchmen 08-08-2001 (10:32)
Asda Price!!!
What I liked most...: Bobbys Bar, Yesteryears Bar (back towards one of the many golf clubs) pizza and a bud for breakfast, Grace O'Maleys Irish Bar, Gangsters Karaoke Bar, The red Bat Mobile that was parked outside our apartments for 2 weeks, Warren the rep (mmm)...and too much more to mention!
What I cared for least...: "coca cola, fanta, beer" ladies on the beach and the lucky lucky men with the watches and laser pens. Not forgetting "Asda Price", who's been selling the nasty boxing bart simpsons for the last 8 years!! Trust me, he was there in '83!!!
Asda Price!!!
What I liked most...: Bobbys Bar, Yesteryears Bar (back towards one of the many golf clubs) pizza and a bud for breakfast, Grace O'Maleys Irish Bar, Gangsters Karaoke Bar, The red Bat Mobile that was parked outside our apartments for 2 weeks, Warren the rep (mmm)...and too much more to mention!
What I cared for least...: "coca cola, fanta, beer" ladies on the beach and the lucky lucky men with the watches and laser pens. Not forgetting "Asda Price", who's been selling the nasty boxing bart simpsons for the last 8 years!! Trust me, he was there in '83!!!
Asda Price!!!
What I liked most...: Bobbys Bar, Yesteryears Bar (back towards one of the many golf clubs) pizza and a bud for breakfast, Grace O'Maleys Irish Bar, Gangsters Karaoke Bar, The red Bat Mobile that was parked outside our apartments for 2 weeks, Warren the rep (mmm)...and too much more to mention!
What I cared for least...: "coca cola, fanta, beer" ladies on the beach and the lucky lucky men with the watches and laser pens. Not forgetting "Asda Price", who's been selling the nasty boxing bart simpsons for the last 8 years!! Trust me, he was there in '83!!!
The English
What I liked most...: Just in reply to the last comment, it's not fair to tar everyone with the same brush, but the vast majority of other English people that I've met on holidays in various parts of the world act like complete @ssholes, so I can see why Michelle said that, and I'd have to agree with her. By the way, I'm English myself (Illford in Essex, aged 25) and know how to have a damn good time, but in no way loutish.
What I cared for least...:
Daveyboy 02-08-2001 (11:31)
Great holiday....
What I liked most...: I would like to say that I thought Americas was great! The people were nice and everyone was there to have a great time. Thats exactly what holidays are about, going out and letting your hair down for 1 or 2 weeks of the year....excellent!
What I cared for least...: The comment made by the Irish.... its really sad that people are so miserable on holiday they are really bothered about the way other people have fun. Did it really affect them? Doubt it.. I think the English know how to have fun and enjoy themselves...Irish Michelle should take a leaf out of our book!
English Toni! 02-08-2001 (08:05)
The Irish
What I liked most...: The sun, and the dolphins at Loro Parque.(thats about it) If your Irish make sure you dont stay in the Playa Olid aparts....cause you will be the only Irish people there and the rest are English (¬ very nice)
What I cared for least...: The english... the lads are all so imature and the girls are just total sluts. Going to Los Americas has turned me of the English all together.......Get it into your head you are just a waste of space and you think you owed the whole Island..................................................................................................
Michelle 02-08-2001 (04:11)
Lovin' it lovin' it lovin' it!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: going there twice!! this time we stayed in the altamar complex!! very nice there. The great Yates's (meetingpoint) and the amazing Busby's, and always cheerfull Bonkers. A big Shout out to the English friends we made over there: JIM, Jim, Allan, Tom, Emma, Zoe, Frankie and all the people we forgot.Thanx for the great time we had with you!!
What I cared for least...:
Dutch girls part three 01-08-2001 (17:14)
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, hey baby!!!!!
What I liked most...: Bloody everything!!!! Lovin the Linekers boys, especially Disco Dave, Chris and Ryan!!! Doin a spot of pole dancin in Yates and 2 4 1's!!!!! It was loadsa fun!!!
What I cared for least...: Looky, looky men, I have a watch and it works just fine thank u.
The Croydon Girls 01-08-2001 (14:53)
Good times in 2001
What I liked most...: The great Arena Bar & Rags..It doesn't get better than that! The Pirimedes was the best hotel and the Portsmouth boys we met who made our holiday the BEST!! Cheers Aaron, Ryan, Steve, Dan, Tyler and Darren... See you all soon
What I cared for least...: Looky looky men, Sucky sucky women and the spanish staff at the hotel... other than that I had a great time!!
Marina Primavera
What I liked most...: Ritchies Poolside Bar
What I cared for least...: Drunken bums
Bolley 31-07-2001 (23:19)
The life ! ! !
What I liked most...: The clubs, drink, weather, sand, sea, sunsets, resort and Jenny J! Babs from Shamrocks and Joyces, the best garage bar on Veronicas strip.
What I cared for least...: African Prostitutes, women braiding hair, Lucky Lucky men, and F**king chincs (dont be offended)selling roses, pick pocketers.
Nath Dearn (chef) 29-07-2001 (13:12)
The life ! ! !
What I liked most...: The clubs, drink, weather, sand, sea, sunsets, resort and Jenny J!
What I cared for least...: African Prostitutes, women braiding hair, Lucky Lucky men, and F**king chincs (dont be offended)selling roses, pick pocketers.
Nath Dearn (chef) 29-07-2001 (13:10)
Simply Superb!!
What I liked most...: Meeting many fab people, drinking cocktails at Leonardos, music in Busby's and my apartment, COLOMBUS.
What I cared for least...: Not many things annoyed, African prostitutes were a little annoying but.....
Beautiful
What I liked most...: Trac(e)y, who worked as a tout for planet football (1999 summer). I didn't go to her bar but still gave her the equivalent of her commission for my whole group. What a gentleman eh!?
What I cared for least...: The fact that she still found me very unattractive. If anyone knows her send me a message through the email link below.
GO BONKERS FOR BONKERS
What I liked most...: The show bar Bonkers!!!! Me and my mates had a fab time in that club and there is a great atmosphere if you like all the cheesey 70's and 80's music. The talent out there is not bad either!!!!
What I cared for least...: The women who kept bugging you to have your hair braided on Veronica's. WATCH OUT FOR THEM!!!!!!
22nd December 2001 Attention Ladies!!!!
What I liked most...: Eight of us guys (early-thirties) went december2000 going there again this year 2001 Looking for sassy ladies to hook up with, have a laugh if you're interested mail me [email protected] or c u at the karaoke bar opposite playa de la americas casino 10pm 22/12/01.
What I cared for least...: Nothing, loved it, fab-place, beautiful women, pocket tappers didn't come near us (probably because we are all 6ft+) recommend you go!!! (or cum!!!)
21st December 2001 Attention Ladies!!!!
What I liked most...: Eight of us guys (early-thirties) went december2000 going there again this year 2001 Looking for sassy ladies to hook up with, have a laugh if you're interested mail me [email protected] or c u at the karaoke bar opposite playa de la americas casino 10pm 21/12/01.
What I cared for least...: Nothing, loved it, fab-place, beautiful women, pocket tappers didn't come near us (probably because we are all 6ft+) recommend you go!!! (or cum!!!)
Wanna Live There
What I liked most...: It is just a fantastic place and i am moving there in September this year .... Cant wait coooommmmmmme on the View
What I cared for least...: The timeshare people
Excellent time
What I liked most...: Lizard King's playing at Shakers, Bobbys and the brilliant Sound Of Cream.The pool, the nightlife, the water park and the drink
What I cared for least...: The English, there were too many of them.
Stevie B 18-07-2001 (17:19)
Fantastic
What I liked most...: The pubs, clubs, bars etc, the nice friendly people and plenty of british!!! We liked it that much we're moving there next year for the summer!!
What I cared for least...: The lucky - lucky men (obviously)
I wanna go back!
What I liked most...: bobbys/busbys along veronicas strip.Great music, great people, great time, -time of my life in fact, I don't regret one second of it and I can't wait to go back!
What I cared for least...: One guy I left behind.
Tenerife Clubs
What I liked most...: I'm off there on Friday 20th July and haven't been for 12 years!! What are the best clubs,bars etc and are slinky playing at Moneypennies???
What I cared for least...: Are there still looky-looky men by the bus load, as that was really bugging last time!!
I was looking forward to it!
What I liked most...: I'm actually going this Sunday for two weeks.
What I cared for least...: I was looking forward to this holiday, but I have to admit that reading this opinion page has put me off a bit
Good little site
What I liked most...: Tenerife is an island with facilities to suit most tastes. Its good for families as well as the club scene. The people are caring too.
What I cared for least...: Pity you do not edit the opinions page or get someone from Britain to do it for you. Some of the comments would put of nice people - thinking the island was just for perverts and weirdos.
Sad to be british 15-07-2001 (12:27)
Amazing!!
What I liked most...: The amazing weather, the bouncing nightlife and all the stunning women on show.
What I cared for least...: All the club PR's and looky-looky men pestering you 24/7 on the Veronica's strip.
time of my life
What I liked most...: everything the heat,the wicked variety of pubs n clubs i recomend flannigans followed by a good old fashioned karaoke, oh and the spanish men phew in fact me and my mate are going to work there in october seeeeeeee yaaaaa
What I cared for least...: having to come back to dreary old blighty
TENERIFE WEBSITE
What I liked most...: Anybody who wants to get info on Tenerife, or about apartments, should check out www.holidaytruths.co.uk/forum.php
What I cared for least...:
Buckfast 09-07-2001 (06:07)
Dutch madness
What I liked most...: i dunno, our first time in las americas, does anybody know what app las floritas is like?
What I cared for least...: eeeh
LIZARD KINGS ARE TENERIFE
What I liked most...: The Lizard Kings are by far the main attraction in Tenerife for all those who want to here a hard loud live rock band. I played guitar with them a number of times in August 2000 and i'm known as Richie F from manchester. Mark Ozzy Verdenik is the "Lizard King" and a big shout goes out to the rest of the band, Davy,Brani,Lionel and Stevie C.Hope they are still there and if not, where? Would like to find out!!!
What I cared for least...: A few bad smells around and one or two dodgy meals but overall Las Americas is still number one for me! 4 years in a row!!!.
TOMORROW!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: We are flying back tomorrow and we can't wait any longer!! Anybody who is doubting to go just do it!! We can recomend it highly!!! For the people who are already going, Have lots of fun and maybe we'll see you there!!! Don't forget: Birthday party on the 11th of july!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Dutch Girls 01-07-2001 (10:14)
debbie reynolds
What I liked most...: getting a nice nosh off debbie, shot me load in her mouth, then scotty fell in love with her and my porridge
What I cared for least...: philly not getting showered on days he never put sun lotion on (most days)
hopper got a wank off a pick pocket
What I liked most...: my mate tony hopper thought he was tapped up, but all he got was a wank off a pick pocket. little jonny got crabs, all in all an excellent holiday. sugar is nice also.
What I cared for least...: scum bags security? @ the xanadu complex
www.escape.to/tenerife
What I liked most...: I'm off on the 24th July 2001 so if anyone is going at that time let me know please. Does n e 1 know if u can hire surf equipment on Americas?? C u all there, probably in a STATE!
What I cared for least...:
sun surf and women
What I liked most...: the surfing there is great any keen surfers this is the pl@ce ttrruusstt mmee !! the women there are gaging especially the thonged up ones on the beach, a good hotel is SUMMERLAND going there at christmas any chicks come along and meet me my names billxxxxx p.s for it watch out for the dodgy africans they try to knock you...
What I cared for least...: gettin drunk and laid peace x... tenerife lovers ill see u at christmas MC FUSIE CLOCKING OUT BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!�!�!�!�!�!�!�!!�!�
Sputnikheed
What I liked most...: Dunno yet, but I'm going in 3 weeks, so I'd be really grateful if someone could mail me with some info on the pubs, clubs and food- prices etc. cheers people!
What I cared for least...:
WHAT'S IT LIKE
What I liked most...: I HAVEN'T BEEN YET BUT I AM GOING THIS SUMMER I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT EVERYONE THINKS ABOUT IT
What I cared for least...: NOTHING YET
GOONER4LIFE 26-06-2001 (14:15)
In love With The Canary Islands: Tenerife
What I liked most...: Just the whole place,it is serene, magical, dangerous. The people are friendly and accomodating. I would love to bring my family to live in Tenerife. The dialy life in Tenerife (Las Americas) is just relaxed, the sun shines everyone feels happy. We have visited all the main Canarian islands, except Gran Canaria. The landscape in Lanzarote is amazing, Mount Tedie in Tenerife is just incredible, the sand dunes in Fuerta Ventura are, well, very long! We will be back for our fourth visit to Tenerife in November(2001) for 16 wonderful days, We just can't wait to get on the plane, and back onto the Island of our dreams. Long live Tenerife, long live the Canaries...wonderful.
What I cared for least...: Well, the street traders mainly. Some of the local motorists were a little impatient whilst we were out driving around the Island, but hey its like that in England too!!
Mail me with the answers
What I liked most...: What is the Age limit on Clubs and Booze? What is the best Club For Someone who likes house and trance: Linekers or Bobby's or Sound of minestry? What should i look out for? How much do the clubs cost (Entry fee)? Mail Me with the answers Please. Please Mail me Please. 41 days 7 hours 6 minutes to go...
What I cared for least...:
Tenerife is the best
What I liked most...: The atmosphere and the people. The locals are friendlier than any other place that i have been to.
What I cared for least...: The Morroccans hanging around everywhere you looked. They are very dodgy.
Straight out of the projects of Utrecht/Holland
What I liked most...: Haven't been there yet,but b*tches here we come! 15 man strong. We gonna bone all of ya!(only the fly-girls ofcours) Hope it is as good as everyone says it is. We gonna party Utrecht Style! Better watch out ladies! Tha Playazsquad is coming your way! Still 3 weeks to go, counting the days now!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Don't know yet, but everybody is talkin' 'bout looky looky guys(?), they betta not come to us, we gonna bust some heads! And for the pick-pockets; we gonna rob yo asses!!
Timbawolf 15-06-2001 (06:27)
Straight out of the projects of Utrecht/Holland
What I liked most...: Haven't been there yet,but b*tches here we come! 15 man strong. We gonna bone all of ya!(only the fly-girls ofcours) Hope it is as good as everyone says it is. We gonna party Utrecht Style! Better watch out ladies! Tha Playazsquad is coming your way! Still 3 weeks to go, counting the days now!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Don't know yet, but everybody is talkin' 'bout looky looky guys(?), they betta not come to us, we gonna bust some heads! And for the pick-pockets; we gonna rob yo asses!!
Timbawolf 15-06-2001 (06:21)
Whats it like?
What I liked most...: I'm going to tenerife this summer, but i just wanna know what the drinkin age is.It would be a great help if someone could email me with a response to this question!
What I cared for least...: Nothin yet
Return Visit
What I liked most...: I have been to Noelia Sur, Las Americas for 6 years now the hotel is great the staff very happy to help. A great island to explore. Will be their from 29th June for 1 week any ladies looking for a friend, show you the sites etc, share an evening of good food, wine and a sensual night, drop me a line. Great bar's at The Patch area.
What I cared for least...: As in the UK, you do have to be aware of what is hapening around you. Even the shortest journey should be taken by cheap taxi at night.
THE UCKFIELD CREW
What I liked most...: have not been there yet does anyone know what djs are going out there or am i going to the wrong place r the woman well up for it or r they all mingers big it up to the uckfield crew BO!
What I cared for least...: bullshit mr.handman man you are coming right out of a comic book
THE WASP 10-06-2001 (14:24)
SUN AND FUN
What I liked most...: the weather was great in both the north and the south,good choice of nice food and cheap petrol to drive up the bloody mountain.Why does everyone do that!!!
What I cared for least...: any drink that is not water is bloody expensive,the black guys were o.k. but too many of them,thinking of buying a flat, forget it, it is cheaper in London !!!. whole row of black prostitues lining the street at night, couldnt get through them all in 2 weeks. besides these rest o.k.
Genuine recent visitor 09-06-2001 (13:25)
SUN AND FUN
What I liked most...: the weather was great in both the north and the south,good choice of nice food and cheap petrol to drive up the bloody mountain.Why does everyone do that!!!
What I cared for least...: any drink that is not water is bloody expensive,the black guys were o.k. but too many of them,thinking of buying a flat, forget it, it is cheaper in London !!!. whole row of black prostitues lining the street at night, couldnt get through them all in 2 weeks. besides these rest o.k.
Genuine recent visitor 09-06-2001 (13:24)
Whats it like?
What I liked most...: Havent been yet but i would like to know is it really hot, are the clubs good and does anyone know if there are any good clothes shops there?
What I cared for least...: Hopefully nothing
Blondshell and boyfriend 07-06-2001 (09:47)
Puerto de la Cruz -March 1996
What I liked most...: nature - gardens - flowers
What I cared for least...: bad weather - I hoped to find more sun and less clouds
Enzo from Turin - Italy 07-06-2001 (06:00)
xanadu
What I liked most...: sun,decent chinese food dirt cheap
What I cared for least...: the thieving lowlife known as security at xanadu apts, be aware BE WARNED-spanish polis pricks
fat boy tim 06-06-2001 (09:45)
comming back!!!
What I liked most...: I'm the other part of "The Dutch girls" and I totally agree with my girl below!!! We had such a great time that it did'nt even take a week after we got back to book the next holiday. The nice thing about going back again is that it's my bithday on the 11th of july. So anyone who wants to celebrate with us, try and find us or send me a mail. So can anyone who's been there between the 4th and the 11th of may, maybe we met?...last but not least: England rules but Holland stays number 1!!!
What I cared for least...:
coming back
What I liked most...: The London lads, Yates, Bobby's, Ministry and going back there in 4 weeks. So if you're there the first two weeks of July, and see two Dutch blond girls acting crazy, it's us!!!! Come and say hi then...
What I cared for least...: Nothing actually
Dutch girls 03-06-2001 (12:51)
bad start great finish
What I liked most...: malibu appts great entertainment good weather cheap booze
What I cared for least...: orlando appts s**thole DHSS hostel unfit ought to be burnt down and too many pushy touts
Worried
What I liked most...: Nuttin
What I cared for least...: I'm worried now after reading all these messages. My b/f has gone to Playa tonight and I am all alone for a week :( . I know what Tenerifes like and I want him to have a relativly good time, but reading these gets me worried. Please girls, if you see an Englishman this week says he has a girl in Suffolk bak home, leave him be...He's mine!!
Runaway 01-06-2001 (13:20)
xanadu 18-30 july 2000
What I liked most...: had a good laff with all the lads, some nice ladies, easy to get tapped up, vodka and red bull-five pints of that and i'm anybody's.
What I cared for least...: scruffy muppets know as security men at the xanadu complex, we caught one in our room-cheeky get said he was checking the taps-oh yeah...roll another fat one. my mate got a clip off another one of the monkeys
Going soon!
What I liked most...: I'm going on the 8th of June and staying anywhere in the South of the island for two weeks! I'm staying with a mate, we r two 18 year old lads.
What I cared for least...: I'm scared of touts! Email me if u r going around the 8th of June at [email protected] ! A.C Milan forever
Going soon!
What I liked most...: I'm going on the 8th of June and staying anywhere in the South of the island for two weeks! I'm staying with a mate, we r two 18 year old lads.
What I cared for least...: I'm scared of touts! Email me if u r going around the 8th of June at [email protected] ! A.C Milan forever
answering the wasp
What I liked most...: There are good clubs and if u look at other peoples comments you will see what they are called. Oh yeah if you want to get onto Bobbys website, go through www.google.com and then type BOBBYS BAR VERONICAS LAS AMERICAS in the search engine and it will give you the option of visiting hs website
What I cared for least...:
any goods clubs
What I liked most...: Is there any good clubs out there does anyone know what dj's are going out
What I cared for least...: nothin
THE WASP 28-05-2001 (08:55)
looking 4 a good time
What I liked most...: dont know yet coz i havent been.im off in a few weeks and im staying in the hotel conquistador in las americas. if anyone has stayed there or in the area please give me your opinion.
What I cared for least...: i dont like the sound of those lucky lucky muppets. r they really that bad?
its aight
What I liked most...: The chaos and cheapness!!!!!!! Its very layed back and taxi's are dirt cheap. I'll be out there on July 10th. Anyone who reads this and is going at the same time, try and meet me and my pals outside Mcdonalds in veronicas at 1am july 11th. It will be funny if loads of English all meet up
What I cared for least...: Don't fall for the street magic! Last year I lost �130 plaing a game where you have to guess which of the 3 black discs has a white face underneath! There are English people in on it so don't be fooled by false loyalty.........You'll see what I mean!!!!!!!! Don't be pressured into every club/bar.......P.A's will try to hustle you in every bar along th strip!!
Bopper 26-05-2001 (13:45)
its aight
What I liked most...: The chaos and cheapness!!!!!!! Its very layed back and taxi's are dirt cheap. I'll be out there on July 10th. Anyone who reads this and is going at the same time, try and meet me and my pals outside Mcdonalds in veronicas at 1am july 11th. It will be funny if loads of English all meet up
What I cared for least...: Don't fall for the street magic! Last year I lost �130 plaing a game where you have to guess which of the 3 black discs has a white face underneath! There are English people in on it so don't be fooled by false loyalty.........You'll see what I mean!!!!!!!! Don't be pressured into every club/bar.......P.A's will try to hustle you in every bar along th strip!!
Bopper 26-05-2001 (13:44)
cant wait!!!!!
What I liked most...: Havent been yet yet!!! Im goin to playa de las americas jul 27 - Aug 11 if your out at the same time send me some mail!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
Mad 4 IT
What I liked most...: Ain't been yet, but doing on 8th June. I've heard the conditions of Olando Club Resort in Las Americas(the place me and 3 mates from Essex are staying)is really bad. If you've been there let me know what it's like. Not going for the accommodation though, coz i'm after the mad night life.
What I cared for least...: Hopefully nothing
I was lookin forward to it!!!
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: Im off this july 01 and was really lookin forward to it.....is it really that bad?????
Be Careful
What I liked most...: I liked the good weather. The good inexpensive food. The beautiful scenery and my regular friends out there.
What I cared for least...: The policeman who burgled our apartment in Gigantes and stole my digital camera. The policeman who fined me 12,000 pts when I forgot to fasten my car seatbelt. The mosquitoes that just love to bite me and the poor hygiene standards in some of the restaurants.
Im going 14th July for 2 weeks!!!
What I liked most...: i dunno,aint bin yet.going for 2 weeks in july,looking to get drunk every night sleep every day,and get a bit of a tan too!! anyone else going around the same time,email me and we could meet up!
What I cared for least...: i dunno.
DUMP
What I liked most...: GOING HOME
What I cared for least...: NOTHING TO DO, CRAP NIGHTLIFE, CRAP WEATHER, A COMPLETE HOLE
SARAHXX 17-05-2001 (07:47)
well up for it!!!!
What I liked most...: havn't been yet but the pool of orlando club resort where me and my 3 friends are staying looks lush!!can't wait to be soaking up the sun (and booze!!) Absolutely ace!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: I'm goin to love every minute!!!!!!
information
What I liked most...: I am visting Playa de las americas on the 17th July 2001 can't wait. Iam staying in the calendonia hotel can anyone tell me what it is like as there is little information on it. Anyone visting playa at the same time see you there!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...:
miss tenerife
What I liked most...: everything,spent 6 months plus there,meeting people from all over.really miss the atmos.beautiful weather,TRY TO MEET THE REAL LOCALS,NOT JUST THE VISITORS.
What I cared for least...: touts,everywhere,don't want to buy 1 week apartment 1st week in june,want to live there forever.
Miss Tenerife 08-05-2001 (20:29)
Going soon
What I liked most...: Everything was superb. I am going again in 5 weeks time. Can't wait to go down Veronicas. I will be staying at the Columbus Apartments in Las Americas.I liked a bar called Images, The DJ was mad. He DJ'd alnight naked
What I cared for least...: The lucky lucky men
Going soon
What I liked most...: Everything was superb. I am going again in 5 weeks time. Can't wait to go down Veronicas. I will be staying at the Columbus Apartments in Las Americas.I liked a bar called Images, The DJ was mad. He DJ'd alnight naked
What I cared for least...: The lucky lucky men
Brilliant!!!!
What I liked most...: Going on 12th June 2001 for the third time. Loved everything
What I cared for least...: Nothing
Haven been there yet
What I liked most...: From reading all the comments i cant wait to go over
What I cared for least...: The only place i wont be heading is vernicas
shinzer 02-05-2001 (07:11)
Greetings from Finland
What I liked most...: Everything! Sun, food and the greatest bars! I can't remember when I have had so much fun than during my one week vacation in las americas! A week in sun does wonders for one's mind!
What I cared for least...: Well, some people can be a bit annoying.....
Bobbys
What I liked most...: Bobby's bar in Playa De Las Americas, the best club in Veronicas. But the whole island is fab, i cant wait to go back!
What I cared for least...: Coming home
Geez
What I liked most...: Dunno yet, im off tomorrow but im quaking in me boots now... seems most people get mugged in las americas... usually sloap off on me own... maybe wont in tenerife then...
What I cared for least...:
ScareDaSF*cK 26-04-2001 (05:37)
I want to live there!!!
What I liked most...: Brannagans!!! and the Brannagans DJ. WAIKIKI and the sound rep that took us in! the chocolate orgys that they serve!
What I cared for least...: The rose ladies trying to flog you fifty roses a night! and the insane driving of the taxi men who although were very friendly nearly put us in hospital with there driving. oh and also sun stroke and hangovers!
Los Gigantes
What I liked most...: Haven't been yet - just wondering if anybody could tell me what there is to do in and around Los Gigantes? And how much to expect to pay for a taxi to Playa de las Americas? Thanks
What I cared for least...:
Lizard Kings.
What I liked most...: Been 2 Tenerife 5 times and it keeps gettin beta. The Lizard Kings were were wicked but does any1 no where they av moved 2. The Cally is wicked and da piramedes are da best appartments with loads of fit blokes.
What I cared for least...: When I go back I wont no where the lizard kings r so please write and say where they are.
JACKASS!!!
What I liked most...: BRADFORD LADS, SUN, SEA, SAND AND SANGRIA!!! GOING BACK IN AUGUST 2001!!!
What I cared for least...: NOT A THING!
SEXY N.IRELAND GIRLS 14-04-2001 (17:20)
differing opinion!
What I liked most...: i went to the island looking to get drunk and sleeping all day but the beauty of the place is outstanding and more people should explore the island, particularly mount teide.the relaxed attitude of the whole place is enticing me to go and live out there.
What I cared for least...: bar pr and street sellers. free drinks and cheap watched are ok but i don't want one every f**king 10 yards.
very happy 14-04-2001 (15:46)
differing opinion!
What I liked most...: i went to the island looking to get drunk and sleeping all day but the beauty of the place is outstanding and more people should explore the island, particularly mount teide.the relaxed attitude of the whole place is enticing we to go and live out there.
What I cared for least...: bar pr and street sellers. free drinks and cheap watched are ok but i don't want one every f**king 10 yards.
very happy 14-04-2001 (15:45)
A to Z
What I liked most...: The Waterfront Bar. All Sports on TV But, Good outlook to the Beach, Pleasant Staff and warm sunnny terrace. Cold Beeer. Yusef and Jane.
What I cared for least...: Rip off bars, Muggers and bag snatchers.
I'm going there soon!
What I liked most...: i don't know yet, do i?
What I cared for least...: ...
kirsty 05-04-2001 (06:34)
I'm going there soon!
What I liked most...: i don't know yet, do i?
What I cared for least...: ...
kirsty 05-04-2001 (06:34)
sane side of tenerife
What I liked most...: rio 7 restuarant probably the best fish dishes on the island.andorra apartments(very good,clean and quietish).most of the bars at la paz.rob roys` breakfast.
What I cared for least...: british trailer trash(still in shell suits)timeshare touts,germans who think the black lads are a sub species.veronicas(night life for low life.)
john cee 01-04-2001 (05:10)
TV PROGRAMME
What I liked most...:
What I cared for least...: Hi, I'm writing from a UK TV company and I'm doing some research on Playa de Las Americas for a series about what happens to tourists abroad when things go wrong - crime, accidents, illness, getting arrested, etc. I'd really like to hear what you think about Tenerife - whether you experienced any crime, and what you thought of the police out there? If you want to share your experiences you can email me at [email protected] Cheers Alison
A non-barfly's view
What I liked most...: ... were the Canada crater and the northeast penninsula. If you want the perspective of someone who came to Tenerife for the volcanoes, terrain, sun, and beaches, and not to get drunk, high, funky, and/or laid, feel free to e-mail me for advice on where to go, how to get there, when to do it, and where to avoid.
What I cared for least...: were my attempts to navigatge Santa Cruz. It was difficult and frustrating.
YOU HAVE THE CHICKEN, OR YOU HAVE NOTHING!!!!!
What I liked most...: I LIKE THE TENERIFE LAST DECEMBER, AND THE KARAOKE BAR WITH THE MONKEY-BOY AND FREDDIE KRUEGER AND THE LADYS DANCING.
What I cared for least...: APARTMENTS DAZ, MENU, YOU HAVE THE CHICKEN OR YOU HAVE NOTHING SAID A MAN THERE.
It's wonderfull - pictures(correct adress)
What I liked most...: I kindly invite to visit my website www.photoworld.toya.net.pl/Canary/tenerifa/canary-main.html - most wonderfull places of Tenerife
What I cared for least...:
It's wonderfull
What I liked most...: I kindly invite to visit my website www.photoworld.toya.net.pl/ceylon/index0.html - most wonderfull places of Tenerife
What I cared for least...:
rebecca apartments
What I liked most...: going to tenreife in the summer just wondered if anyone has stayed in the rebecca apartments coz none of us have seen a picture of them
What I cared for least...:
big dave 20-03-2001 (15:21)
six sassy lasses
What I liked most...: aint bin yet but can't wait for booze,lads and sun. n e one bin to the Laguna Park 1, any good?
What I cared for least...: i know it will be the cockroaches
horny devil 19-03-2001 (04:32)
Essex boys!!
What I liked most...: We met some well fine essex ladz in our appartments. Also Linekers was a hoot, wicked music, wicked atmosphere.
What I cared for least...: Lucky lucky men, GET A LIFE, or should i say GET A PROPER JOB!!!!
Sound of Cream!!!
What I liked most...:<
Essex boys!!
What I liked most...: We met some well fine essex ladz in our appartments. Also Linekers was a hoot, wicked music, wicked atmosphere.
What I cared for least...: Lucky lucky men, GET A LIFE, or should i say GET A PROPER JOB!!!!
Sound of Cream!!!
What I liked most...: i loved the bar Sound of Cream!!!it�s a best place!!and i love man in there...Rob,Kenny,Sammy and Ben..I LOVE YOU, but most I love you ROB!busby is cool place too....we coming yesterday from Playa de las Am�ricas....and we will go there again in june...i just say that one week is too short....you have to be here 2 weeks....next time we will be there one month or 6 weeks!!=o)it�s fantastic place!!Linekers is great place too!!!
What I cared for least...: hmmmm.....i don�t know....i missing there warm water...when you are in shower....=o)i hate this country...i mean Finland!!=o)
Dolphin lover!!!
What I liked most...: The Parrat Park where you can watch a dolphin show - Parrott Park is a little misleading as it is more like our zoos only a lot better. We also enjoyed eating out "al fresco" in the evenings and had a brilliant time in Las Americas - it is not all bad and you don't have to go to places like the Veronicas if you don't want to - there are plenty more "decent" places to be found.
What I cared for least...: The time share touts and the lucky lucky sellers - they could spoil your evening if you let them.
Paypacket Pet 06-03-2001 (18:13)
paul schofield
What I liked most...: i thought all the people in linekars bar were cool man especially paul schofield from kent if he remembers me if he does e mail me its been a long time.
What I cared for least...: paper chasing desperate bitches
Holiday Info and Photos
What I liked most...: Hi. Im currently building up a website with lots of holiday info on these islands. Currently have excellent photos and information of Lanzarote and Fuerteventura, including comments left by other travellers. Tenerife and Gran Canaria to come soon....Please visit : http://members.tripod.co.uk/canaries
What I cared for least...:
i'm going at the end of june 01!!!
What I liked most...: i ain't been yet but i can't wait, its a few months away but it's getting nearer.
What I cared for least...: i'm going with three other mates who diamond blokes so we should have a cracking time.!!!!!!!!!!!
Fanny!
What I liked most...: The women! plenty to go around.
What I cared for least...: thieving spanish b******s. watch out.
King Dong 20-02-2001 (18:07)
Fun, Fun, Fun!!!
What I liked most...: The club's (Bobby's, Ministry and Tramp's) , bar's (Shamrock, Images, shaker's and Passion).The beach, the MEN the dj's and the fit newcastle lads!
What I cared for least...: the women who do the hair wraps on the front of veronica's (come on nice girl let's have a look at your hair) the jimmy's, the PR's for bobby's and going home!!
Fun, Fun, Fun!!!
What I liked most...: The club's (Bobby's, Ministry and Tramp's) , bar's (Shamrock, Images and Passion).The beach and the MEN!!!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Nothing!!!!!
Third Time Unlucky
What I liked most...: Femininas!; beer; having a laugh in Veronicas; lazing in the sun; drinking at night. Apartments Bel Air were the best. Las Algas apartments were OK.
What I cared for least...: OPTIMIST APARTMENTS!!! No fire alarms, no fire hoses (one apartment burnt down while we were there, and there was no water in the fire hoses or extinguishers), no decent security guards (19 robberies in a two week period), fights in Veronicas, being ambushed by the black guys selling shite.
Puerto
What I liked most...: Puerto de la Cruz is the best place to be. Good restaurants and nightclubs and great wheather.
What I cared for least...: Nothing!
Dutch girl 11-02-2001 (08:14)
It goes off!!!
What I liked most...: the weather, the nighlife, cute guys
What I cared for least...: England! Cockroaches, street vendors.
What a top place continued.....
What I liked most...: Thought I needed to highlight the fact that the Cocktail barman in Lineker's (Chris) is the most gorgeous bloke on the island. Very sexy, even for a Cockney!! Mmmmmmmm
What I cared for least...: Him staying there.
Its Great But be Careful !
What I liked most...: Sun, bars (great nightlife). Tenerife is a very nice place if you just look slightly outside Las Americas. Good places to eat as well: Slow Boat in Puerto Colon for excellent Chinese. Harleys american diner. Verdes Italian in San Eugenio (absolutely superb). The Carvery near the waterpark does a great sunday dinner. TIP: the PR people are mostly okay if you act in the correct manner with them. Tell them where you want to go and they will always call over one of their friends who is PR'ing for the bar you want to go into.
What I cared for least...: Crime - las Americas is a major blackspot and I would not recommend anyone to walk home at night alone or even in two's or three's. Horrible African prostitutes on the corner of Starco/Veronicas giving you constant hassle. Stupid cockney lads pulling up on mopeds telling you about crap parties. Rude Spanish people (they ought to be grateful, we pay them !). The lucky lucky men of course - they are quite good theives also. Watch your pockets in Veronicas, a common trick is women pretend to be interested in you and put their arms around you, to get in your pockets - then they disappear.
What a top place!
What I liked most...: Tenerife is the best holiday place I have EVER been to. Everything about it is excellent, especially LINEKER'S BAR! (Check out the sexy cocktail barman!)
What I cared for least...: Probably the worst part about my holiday there was the fact that it took ages to get a Big Mac in McDonalds. Apart from that - top place!
Leeds Lass 04-02-2001 (10:45)
bobbys!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What I liked most...: martzio!!! the bobbys manager! so tell me ......how many girls has he taken into the cupboard next to the girls toilet!!!!! ha ha
What I cared for least...: TOUTS!!!
WICKED TIMES!!!!
What I liked most...: The sun, all the clubs and dancing wasted to Its Raining Men in RAGS. Seein lads from our college and gettin the best tan EVER whilst jet-biking!!
What I cared for least...: The hassle from reps of each club and the desperate radoms who were after ANYONE!!!
Having it Large
What I liked most...: The fact I will be a holiday rep in Playa de las Americas until November, having it large every night!!!!!Bring it on!!!!!
What I cared for least...: Lookie Lookie men calling me Del Boy, and working with an almighty hang over every day!!!! Bring it on!!!!!
Having it Large 22-01-2001 (14:42)
COUPLE WANT'S A GIRL !!!
What I liked most...: ANY PLACE IN Puerto de la cruz where we can find a girl ?? Please send a mail !!!
What I cared for least...:
Want to go back now!
What I liked most...: Zanzibar and all its beautiful staff! Go there! Being out until 6 every morning.
What I cared for least...: Being out until 6 every night... Going home to the cold...
poor but happy 20-01-2001 (16:00)
Happy Memories
What I liked most...: Living there for 4months and having the time of my life. Met loadsa interesting people!!! Falling in love at least once a week. Falling in lust 5 days a week. Thank you Boobys 4 100% pass rate in pulling!!! What I cared for least...: Cats......Romanians......Germans oh and Colin at Planet Football (only joking mate)!!!
Rags is the place!
What I liked most...: I worked in RAGS for 3 years as a barman, my name is Paul from Darlington. If anyone remembers me give me an email porfavor! Rags is the best discopub in Las Americas...make sure you visit it! Plenty of trumpet available!! Sniff sniff! Lovely! What I cared for least...: Lads wearing football shirts on nights out, white socks or shirt and trousers with sad trainers. Sad gits! Oh and girls with big panties...eeeeurrghh!!
POOPS
What I liked most...: DOING A BIG POOPY IN THE SAND YOU COULDNT DO THAT HERE. ALSO WIPING THE POOPY WITH SOME SOFT LEAVES. WATCH OUT FOR THE BROWN LEAVES IT DONT MEAN IT AUTUMN IN TENERIFE... What I cared for least...: THE TOILETS!
POOPY DOER 14-01-2001 (14:12)
Hola Tenerife
What I liked most...: The fab fab guys in Rumours (Simon International), Mr K's and the Wiggan Pier. Crystal Starr, your Fab. Leonardo's the Wild Boys, girls they have to be seen. Lush! Snappys for brekkie, has to be done!
What I cared for least...: People who sell timeshare, hassle hassle hassle.
lets go again
What I liked most...: Leaving the snow behind in sunny Scotland to head of to Tenerife in Feb 2000. Then hav it large on the veronica's strip. Going back in 35days! yeeeehaaaa!
What I cared for least...: Leaving Lush Lad at home
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